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ON THE TOWN INCORRECT QUOTES BC I'M HYPERFIXATING

Ivy: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. Dilly: What baby? Ivy, crying a bit: Me.

Chip: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. Chip: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

Ozzie: Gives a bouquet to Pitkin Pitkin: You know I'm allergic. Ozzie: That's the point.

Ivy, holding a rock: Gabey just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Chip: If you don't marry him, I will.

Chip: I told Gabey to grab snacks for everyone. Claire, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? Chip, Gabey, and Hildy raise their hands

Gabey: Friendship is like peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

Chip: I have very high standards, you know. Hildy: I can make spaghetti… Chip: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!

Hildy: Nothing in life is free. Chip: Love is free. Pitkin: Knowledge is free. Ivy: Friendship is free. Claire: Self-respect is free. Ozzie: Everything's free if you don't pay for it. The Squad: … Pitkin: Ozzie, that's illegal- Hildy: No, let him finish!

Ivy: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Gabey: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Ivy: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

Hildy: I love cooking breakfast. It makes the whole house smell like bacon. Chip: That’s true, but it also smells like fire and panic. Hildy: You and the smoke detector need to get off my case.

Ozzie: Please, Hildy, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this. Ozzie: I’m sorry Hildy. Ozzie: I’m begging you. Don’t do it. Hildy: It has to be done. Ozzie: Hildy: Ozzie: Hildy: Places +4 Uno.

Dilly: And what did we learn, Gabey? Gabey: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

Chip: Mint is just cold spicy. The Squad: … Claire: What is wrong with you?