#pitch's stickmen tag

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for context. heights at creation/transfer headcanons. i figure that in current-era-- victim is pretty short, but outgrows ava 3 chosen by a little, chosen is just about up to where alan's is, and SC is a little taller than AVA 1 vic. Alan's already an adult so he's already plenty tall, and doesn't get any taller

for context chosen in ava three is only a little bit taller, because living in the computer with alan obviously didn't help them

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How old is victim in your au?

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technically in reality i guess they'd be 17 going on 18, but stick aging works a little differently ofc (especially with the hollowheads) so i suppose they'd be older. i think it'd be maybe equivalent to late 20s mayyybe early 30s?

victim has a lot less world experience than that however; most of their knowledge of the world comes from intense research from their early years and a LOT of bluffing. they were just lucky enough to fumble into a stable position.

they basically had no help initially which only contributed to their cynical view of people, and they lost out on a lot of emotional growth during their time in the void which makes them have a poor understanding of compassion and family as well.

it's not exactly their fault; it's just kind of what happens when you're condemned to ages of being alone in the void of half-death by your creator!

sometimes though it does show in the way that they view others.

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this is part of my vision when i say king arachnophobe btw.

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also. unfortunately alan immediately discovers that yellow is blind

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did you know: chosen was created before minecraft existed?

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LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN. IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED. THERE IS SO MUCH FUCKING POTENTIAL WHEN IT COMES TO KING AND THE ROCKET COMPANY PLEASE IM GOING TO GO INSANEEEEEE.

im calling this king merc au. i'm going to cause infinite pain to everyone involved. please talk to me about this im going to fucking lose my mind if i make this au and then don't get any more ideas

please reblog this i have like. one ava mutual and thats it

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i spent 5+ hours trying to glaze this dumb joke about if dark survived in stick!alan au. anyway my vision when i was talking about this last night

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ok. here's tiny sc and selkie stick!alan

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by the way king isn't very keen on watching Victim beat the shit out of Chosen, so he volunteers to 'supervise' SC.

he doesn't actually care that much about keeping them from hurting anyone, and is much more concerned with. y'know. making sure that they don't get hurt and keeping SC calm. because that is a kid he literally met because they really liked minecraft.

also he's less scary than the other mercs but he knows how to be a threat if he wants to <3

btw if you need my writing transcribed you can always check the alt text, sometimes reading handwriting sucks ass

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anyway needless to say cursor selkie!alan would become very tolerant of being grabbed randomly

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i've been thinking about the scenario of chosen finding out about SC before finding out about alan in cursor selkie au for so long. he didn't even know that SC knew that word, where the FUCK did wyrm learn how to say that. at least ze completely defused the situation

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alan meets/finds rygb in cursor!sc selkie au because sc saw these four kids their age sitting alone and thought, "oh sick new friends" and yoinked them. get surprise adopted by the fae, idiots /pos.

that's such a funny thought... getting brought to the mythical land of The Desktop by a tiny fae guide and falling asleep there only to have said fae's weirdly normal-looking dad wake you up and ask where the fuck you came from

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anyway i must again emphasize: imagine being Chosen in cursor selkie au (cursor!SC or cursor!Alan and Cursor!SC) and finding out alan has adopted several kids and said kids would literally kill for their adoptive dad

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dark cg origins: feral kids show up in your house and steal your food. and also try to attack you to protect their friend

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more of this fucking idiot

bonus - alternative beginning to the au:

(yellow immediately screamed for help and caused dark to immediately be terrorized by SC don't worry)

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on a less grim note it does make me imagine this. tiny cursor and their itty-bitty backpack