#pitaya is capsaicin's parent

[bellatheinkdemon]

Babysitting comic I made for my Headcanon Au

[georgiebones]

CW: a Little Bit of Swearing(If U Need 2 Know), Below The Cut Is My Rating of Burning Spice Ships🙏

Tell Me If I Should Do More of These With Other Fandom Characters😋

Burning Spice Cookie Headcanons Bc Fuck The Fandoms Opinions🫶

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- He/They/She(He/They Preference), Enby With Top Surgery Scars.

- Aromantic Caedsexual, Will Only Marry Another Cookie For Benefits or Needed Heirs.

- Part Indian Part Egyptian.

- Hindu.

- Hard of Hearing

- Has An Extremely Low Attention Span.

- Rarely Takes Things Seriously(Unless He’s In Actual Danger or Is Being Overpowered)

Ship Ratings (May Change With Lore Updates) !!!

Burning Spice X Golden Cheese: 1/10. These Mf’s Are NOT Healthy Whatsoever💀🙏 I See It In More of a One-Sided Obsessed Relationship With Burning Spice Being Obsessed With Golden Cheese But Not In a ‘Omg Kiss Me Miss Cheese’ Way, More In a ‘Omg Marry Me So We Can Fight All The Time’ Way.

Burning Spice X Shadow Milk Cookie: 6/10. It’s Cute Ig, But I See Them More As Queer Platonic Rivals Who Were Only Together Because They Got 2 Argue And Cause Mayhem All The Time.

Burning Spice X Eternal Sugar: 0/10. Nah, I Think Eternal Sugar Is a Lesbian And Would Hate Burning Spice Anyways Bc Bro Does NOT Enjoy Things Changing/Lasting Forever💀 And Like…Idk, I Just Don’t Think They’d Actually Work Together In My AU.

Burning Spice X Mystic Flour Cookie: 8/10. Could Work Out If Burning Spice Chilled Tf Out For Once. Yapper X Listener Dynamic Ngl. Would Bond Over Traumatizing Their Virtuous Counterparts BSJSG.

Burning Spice X Silent Salt: 5/10. Idk How 2 Feel Abt It. We Don’t Know Much Abt Silent Salt Yet So I’m Just Gonna Be Neutral On This Ship For Now.

Burning Spice X Capsaicin Cookie: 0/10. ABSOLUTELY NO !!!!!! I See Them As Parent And Child So I’d Rather Die Than Ever Ship Them Together💀🙏

Burning Spice X Pitaya Dragon: 8.5/10. Pretty Cute. I Headcanon That They Got Queer Platonically Married Bc They Both Needed a Heir🙏 Could Most Definitely Work Out In a QPR If Burning Spice Chilled Tf Out☝️

[revisitingfandoms]

Is there any new ships that you like at the moment ?

Answered #2

regarding cookie run or overall?

Considering most of this blog IS regarding cookie run- I'll just cover my cookie run ships.

Most of my shipping is pretty much overall 'hey these two are cool together' or 'i think they would work out well' with sides of 'but the ANGST potential of such a relationship'.

My current main ships on the hand;

Dark Cacao x Stormbringer cookie ( I find them really interesting as a concept; a semi-immortal mortal and a god-queen of sorts. Espically with their interactions during the cutscenes and such : D)

Pure Vanilla x Elder Faerie (I get shipping White Lily, but I like the angst that Pure Vanilla is unable to get with her without considering everything shes done as dec and its a constant trauma for him, meanwhile elder faerie is so open and welcoming and pv just falls)

Hollyberry x Pitaya (I personally HC the Pitaya is genderfluid in a sense that dragons don't give a fuck about what gender is while hollyberrys in the background. I also like the idea of one- if not both of them fumbling the other, its halirious)

Latte and Almond (Its more of a queerplatonic thing for me : V- their parents raising their shared adoptive daughter together without having ever been in a romantic relationship and both mentally gag about the thought of sleeping with one another.)

SilverBell x Mercurial (Something something front line warrior with his archer partner watching his back. I just like them okay.)

Kouign-Amann x Prune Juice x Capsaicin (I like my polyships and i espically enjoy their funky adventures.)

Stardust x Space Donut (Alien x Alien. I just like them their funky and its sweet.)

Clotted Cream x Finanicer Cookie (Bodyguard x the person their protection. I too, wish for a strong girlfriend who can kick ass and I can simp over.)

and of course the classic

Sea Fairy x Moonlight (Never being able to touch, to feel, to press a kiss upon one another, kept from each others embrace with only longing looks binding them to one another.)

Also I just realized you only asked about my newer ships-

but yeah these are the ones I just like the most out of em all, there all funky and I like a bunch of them, but these are the ones I mainly like : V

[hugemilkshake]

FANFIC MATSER LIST PART 2

Second Masterlist because tumbler only lets you have 100 links per post-

Key

Romantic 💕

Platonic 🌸

Romantic or Platonic 🍁

Angst 🫧

Yandere 🥀

Silly 🍡

Unsure ❓

Scenarios-Oneshots

Touch some grass🍁

Detective partners🌸

The terror that dashed through the night🌸

Shy sailor 🥀🍁

Random children??? 💕🍡

Remove distractions🍁🫧

Tackle him💕

Y/N dance🍡

Confession💕

Like an open book💕🫧

Space away from a dragon🍁

A love not meant to be💕🫧 (I like this one)

Detective Almond Cookie🍁

Saved by the plot🌸

Some white lily thing❓

Somewhat plot relevant?- self aware Au🌸

Cowardly player- self aware Au🌸

Panicking because of plot relevance- self aware Au🌸

A dear friend🌸

Obvious to law enforcement💕

Dragon? No. Cookie.🌸

Smithery of Cuddles💕

Falling for law enforcement💕

I’m better than you!💕

Unlucky much?🍁

Arrows on deaf ears🫧

Need assistance?🍁🫧

Purify the Darkness 🍁🫧

Darkness consumed a friend 🍁🫧

Who told you?!🌸

Road Trip Time!🌸

After the road trip 🌸

Darkness isn’t always bad..? 🌸

Too spicy!! 💕

A cozy home 🍁

A lovely invitation 💕

Part time roommate 🍁

False ruler 🌸

Faded Seashells 🫧

Headcannons

Butter Roll cuddling🍁

Cherry Blossom picnic🍁

White lily picnic🍁

Romantic Golden Cheese💕

Y/N scared of spiders🍡

Yandere ancients x ancient reader🥀🍁

Capsaicin with a menthol reader💕

Stormbringer cuddles🍁

Elder Faerie with an easily lost reader🍁

Cinnamon cookie with hypnotist reader🍁

Dragons with aggressive reader🍁

Royal margarine cuddles🍁

Smoked cheese with alicorn reader🍁

Dragons with flower sickness reader🍁🫧

Dragons with a sick reader🍁

Caviar with a reader who has scars🍁

Father Millennial Tree🌸

Dark Cacao with a sick child🌸

Matcha cookie cuddles🍁

Dragon with a pale aliment reader🍁

Dark Cacao with a sick child pt 2🌸

Guardian of all dragons🌸

Baumkuchen with his spouse 💕

Affogato with a manipulative reader 🍁

Fluffy Golden Cheese headcannons 🍁

The triple cone principles trying to have reader join their school 🥀🌸

Burning Spice dating headcannons 💕

First Grain with a Chubby reader 💕

Peach Blossom with an immortal reader 🍁

How the ancients would react to being rejected 🥀💕

Burning spice reacting to reader being hurt🍁

Carameleon cookie with a mermaid reader🌸

Golden Cheese kingdom friendship headcannons! 🌸

Yandere ancients with an adventurous reader 🥀🌸

Pitaya, Ananas and Lotus getting rejected 🥀💕

Dragons reacting to your birthday! 🍁

Doodles

Cream unicorns horse form🍡

Almond with a 7ft tall reader🍡

Star Dust school Au🌸

Pitaya and reader selfie! 🌸

OC Stuff

The other patrons🌸

Chilling with the patrons💕

Conversations🌸

Tease that “dragon”🍁

Greed🌸

Game night🌸

Date gone wrong🍁

Metal tail?🌸

Bug Pile! 💕🌸

Blinding light❓

OCs reacting to getting proposed to 💕

Wild Basil with a gullible child reader 🌸

Wild Basil (and purple mold) with a child reader 🌸

Reader and the H2O Bros 🌸

Barbecue “Dragon” with a reader who accepts him as he is 🌸

Purple Mold with a chubby reader 🍁

Parental responsibility 🌸

How my ocs would react to being kissed💕

Walks and Dates 💕

Blackberry Shade x Timid Reader 💕

Barbecue “dragon” x Timid Reader 💕

[inferencesarchives]

ー COOKIE RUN MASTERLIST

Not What It Seems (Capsaicin, Dark Choco, Madeleine x GN!Reader)

Celebrating Your Birthday Headcanons (Almond, Capsaicin, Captain Caviar, Dark Choco x GN!Reader)

[FIRST ARCHIVERSARY] Together Despite Terrible Weather (Milk, Purple Yam x GN!Reader)

The Fantastic Spider-Cookie! (Dark Cacao, Golden Cheese, Hollyberry, Golden Cheese, White Lily & GN!Reader)

Baking With Dark Choco Cookie (Dark Choco x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Gentle Kisses (Dark Choco x GN!Reader)

[FIRST ARCHIVERSARY] Sleepy Affection (Dark Choco x GN!Reader)

Ocean's Valentine (Captain Caviar x GN!Reader)

Operation Matchmaker (Almond x GN!Reader)

...That Was Unexpected (Almond x GN!Reader)

Take Care (Almond x GN!Reader)

Capsaicin Cookie Cuddling Headcanons (Capsaicin x GN!Reader)

[FIRST ARCHIVERSARY] A Smile Brighter Than The Stars (Capsaicin x GN!Reader)

Royal Margarine Cookie General Relationship Headcanons (Royal Margarine x GN!Reader)

Vampire!Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons (Royal Margarine x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Beautiful. (Royal Margarine x Reader)

Bubbly!Reader Headcanons (Dark Cacao x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Comfort In You (Dark Cacao x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Sweet Tooth (Affogato x GN!Reader)

Meaning Well (Espresso x GN!Reader)

Pitaya Dragon Cookie Dating Headcanons (Pitaya Dragon x GN!Reader)

Flirting With Pastry Cookie Headcanons (Pastry x GN!Reader)

Pure Vanilla Cookie Dating Headcanons (Pure Vanilla x GN!Reader)

Time for Yourself (Pure Vanilla x GN!Reader)

[FIRST ARCHIVERSARY] Warm Rain & A Gentle Breeze (Pure Vanilla x GN!Reader)

[FIRST ARCHIVERSARY] The Loveliest Blossom (Pure Vanilla x GN!Reader)

Sanctuary In The Wilderness (Tiger Lily x GN!Reader)

The Brightest Star (Stardust x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] "What Happens Next?!" (Raspberry x GN!Reader)

Mint Choco Cookie General Relationship Headcanons (Mint Choco x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Dancing Into The Night (Kouign-Amann x GN!Reader)

Plant Parents (Herb x GN!Reader)

Black Pearl Cookie General Relationship Headcanons (Black Pearl x GN!Reader)

Purple Yam Cookie General Relationship Headcanons (Purple Yam x GN!Reader)

[quibbs126]

I am curious about the three new dragon ships in your inbox (and your current fankid list as a whole! Would you share them with the us?

I mean, I can tell you the three I mentioned, but as for the whole list

That’s uh

That’s kind of a long list

I mean I’ll do it though. Under the cut at least

But to answer your first question, the three dragon ships were

Lotus Dragon/Rambutan

Sea Fairy/Longan Dragon

Lychee Dragon/Stardust

As for the rest of my “requested but haven’t finished yet”, we have

Red Velvet/Crunchy Chip (Blackout)

Twizzly Gummy/Currant Cream (Gooseberry but looking to change)

Mint Choco/Rockstar (Mint Toothpaste, may be tweaked)

Pomegranate/Affogato (Pomegranate Sundae)

Dark Cacao/Affogato (Dark Cream)

Cherry Blossom/Herb (Myrtle)

Latte/Eclair (Beignet, but I think I was going to change it?)

Cherry Blossom/Black Raisin (Grape Vine)

Clotted Cream/Black Raisin (Scotch Bun)

Macaron/Cinnamon (Snickerdoodle)

Licorice/Capsaicin (Star Anise)

Popcorn/Banana (Banana Chip)

Kumiho/Crunchy Chip (Mallow Fudge)

Hollyberry/Pitaya Dragon (Red Pitaya)

Scorpion/Prune Juice (Juniper Berry, but looking to change)

Pizza/String Gummy (String Cheese)

Note on that last one, it’s a double, and I completed the first one months ago, that being Croissant/Roguefort (Beaufort), but I’m unable to show him bc it’s a double

Tea Knight/Vampire, though I’m strongly considering striking that one. I considered it because I assumed that the anon assumed Vampire was immortal and actually closer to Tea Knight’s age, but I now feel like that’s not much of an excuse

Peach/Banana (Pink Banana)

Milk/Purple Yam (Ube Ice Cream)

Red Velvet/Dark Choco (Cocoa Powder, also Strawberry Choco, we’ll see who I make first)

Clover/Carol (Pine Needle, maybe change to Fir?)

Captain Ice/Almond (Tortoni)

Pomegranate/Hydrangea (Spider Lily)

Kumiho/Snake Fruit (Ambrosia)

Abyss Monarch/Dino-Sour (Gummy Shark)

Wind Archer/Fire Spirit (Smoke Watcher)

Abyss Monarch/Black Pearl (Deep Turquoise)

Baguette/Coffee Candy (Coffee Bun)

Golden Cheese/Ananas Dragon (Golden Kiwi)

Truffle/Almond (Black Walnut, might change)

Longan Dragon/Pure Vanilla (Langsat)

Moonlight/Dark Cacao (Midnight Choco)

Red Velvet/Licorice (Black Velvet)

Almond/Latte (Almond Milk)

Blackberry/Adventurer (Blackberry Scone)

Red Velvet/Earl Grey (Teacake)

Herb/Currant Cream (Blackcurrant)

Shining Glitter/Herb (Bouquet)

Herb/Black Lemonade (Mint Lemonade)

Licorice/Royal Margarine (Butterscotch)

Dark Choco/Fire Flower (Choco Cosmos)

Electric Eel/Box Jellyfish (Blue Bottle, but it has to be changed now)

Ninja/Sakura (Mochi)

Burnt Cheese/Black Raisin (Raisin Bun)

Black Pearl/Frost Queen (Sugar Pearl)

Mocha Ray/Starfruit (Espresso Romano)

Raspberry/Chili Pepper (Raspberry Chipotle)

Financier/Pistachio (Florentine)

Milk/Black Raisin (Sweet Milk)

Blue Lily/Bellflower (Canterbury Bell)

Aquamarine/Herb (Sea Kelp)

Dark Enchantress/Timekeeper (Day Lily)

Espresso/Latte (Dalgona)

Starfruit/Stardust (Starflower)

Prune Juice/Capsaicin/Kouign Amann (Bloody Mary)

Black Pearl/Oyster (Pearl Oyster)

Raspberry Mousse/Rose (Raspberry Rose)

Longan Dragon/Dark Enchantress

Wildberry/Chili Pepper (Spiceberry)

Moonlight/Matcha (Moon Drop, but I’m not sure on it)

Matcha/Sea Fairy (Green Tea)

Kumiho/Werewolf

Raspberry/Caramel Arrow

Coffee Candy/Cherry Ball (Cherry Candy)

Golden Cheese/Pure Vanilla/Corpse Flower (Baklava Cheesecake)

Licorice/Black Raisin (Grape Licorice)

Roguefort/Pastel Meringue (Mascarpone)

Stardust/Cream Unicorn (Unicorn Ice Cream)

White Lily/Pomegranate (Amaranth)

Dark Cacao/Frost Queen (Hoarfrost)

Affogato/Cream Unicorn (Coffee Pavlova)

Fig/Cotton Candy (Candy Fig)

Custard III parent (Custard Sauce)

Cream Puff/Walnut (Pecan Pie)

Timekeeper/Longan

Dark Choco/Clotted Cream (Ganache)

Affogato/Sweet Cream (Bitter Cream)

Dark Cacao parent (still working on the new names)

Sandwich/Hero (White Tomato)

Shadow Milk/Moonlight

Shadow Milk/Cinnamon

Choco Ball/Cream Ball

Goblin/Pimento Cheese

Energy Drink/Jelly Sludge

Electric Eel/Lamprey (Moray Eel)

Royal Margarine/Grey Heron

String Gummy/Brunsgiver

Captain Caviar/Rocky Wolf

Shadow Milk/Lychee Dragon (Lychee Boba)

Cream Unicorn/Choco Ball (Cosmic Brownie)

Energy Drink/Ninja (Rice Milk)

Peeled Carrot/Host

Pastel Meringue/Popping Candy (Meringue Pop)

DJ/Pink Choco (Choco Blast)

Werewolf/Crowberry

Kumiho & Vagabond parent

Cappuccino/Truffle (Reishi)

Cocoa/Black Pearl (Cocoa Bomb)

Matcha/Baneberry (Teaberry)

Affogato/Licorice

Rye/Black Raisin (Raisin Swirl)

Cinnamon/Blackberry Tart (Cinnamon Tart)

Raspberry/Bumbleberry (Razzleberry)

Shining Glitter/Stardust (Shining Star)

Kumiho/Cherry Blossom (Mallow)

Tiger Lily/Pomegranate (Açaí Berry)

Rye/Hero (Graham Cracker)

Dark Choco/Sour Butter (Butter Fudge)

Dark Choco/Pastry (Violet Creams)

Crimson Coral/Stardust (Star Sapphire)

Eclair/Adventurer (Shortbread)

Licorice/Caramel Arrow (Swirl Taffy)

Mala Sauce/Bellflower (Horseradish)

The three listed above

Dark Choco alone

Espresso/Eclair (Coffee Cream)

Mala Sauce/Timekeeper

Frilled Jellyfish/Mystic Flour

Twizzly Gummy/Mozzarella

And I think that’s all of them. Unless I missed one that came in my inbox today

[gaycookiesnstuff]

the ''my cookie run fanfics with a shared canon'' headcanon list [using comic creator]

Canon couples/relationships [not every ship i like is necessarily canon in this au lol, some r very specific]

Plenty of these ships r scenario specific, time specific or smtn else. [i also forgot to mention garlicghost]

family/relatives[more complicated, just send an ask for clarification]headcanons, anything canon WONT be included

licorice, black raisin and the chess twins are siblings

espresso and latte are [half] siblings

affogato, dhoco and crowberry are the parents of lico, raisin and the twins

kouign amann is the kid of finanrasprye

cream puff got adopted by latte

prune juice is a cousin on lattes side, no one knows how

snapdragon is the bio kid of pitaya, they simply forgot

capsaicin is the kid of burning spice but mala sauce adopted him

only exception to my aforementioned rule due to her being scrapped, rich cheese cookie ofc exists.

Crepe got semi adopted by black raisin

Other relevant headcanons

Espresso, latte, eclair and creampuff are part of the CoD [making their member total like 14?? If you only count main characters]

Pastry leaves the order, so does shadow sister

Latte and cocoa are friends, cuz why not?

Black raisin, despite being related to several CoD members, isn't aware that espresso and Latte are a part of it. She's aware of lico, affo and the chess twins though

Tba

any questions about...anything here? send an ask or rb with ur question, i like rambling abt my fanfic lore

[burningcheese-merchant]

For sure, man. I actually like the idea of Capsaicin being a descendant/DISTANT relative a lot more than just the "hurr durr father and son" thing. But you're right, people can do what they want regardless. It's just a silly game at the end of the day. I headcanon Fire Spirit as being Tiger Lily's adopted parent, I've got my silly ideas too lol

I just feel awful for sounding like such an asshole 😭 I've got such "old man yells at cloud" energy in that ask reply lol. Not going to delete the post or anything, just gonna take the L and any tomatoes anyone wants to chuck at me like a grownup. I appreciate you engaging with me rationally and sharing your thoughts even if I didn't necessarily deserve that here

They're just talking cookies at the end of the day, logic hasn't been in the room with any of us for a while lol. No reason for anyone to get bent out of shape about any of it, myself included

(Also, YES! Pitaya and Burning Spice are Murder Besties™️ in my universe. Hell, you can even take that and imagine Capsaicin freaking out that his dad is out fucking shit up with his landlord of all people lmao)

When Burning Spice was introduced a lot of people made comparison with Capsaicin, and even thought they were related. You have any thoughts on that?

I do, and you're all probably going to be very disappointed lol

Not only do I NOT vibe with the idea that they're related, I'm actually really annoyed that it's as popular as it is lol. It doesn't even make sense. Burning Spice was in prison for thousands of years; when, where and how did he have a kid? At what point in time did this occur? Capsaicin is a young man. A regular mortal, outside of his "Spice Overlord" thing. I ask you all again: when? Where? How? WHY? Has anyone ever actually thought this through?

"ThEy LoOk SiMiLaR" okay, and? So fucking what? Neither of them own the concept of "long hair" or "muscles" or "sharp teeth". Pitaya has those too, and he has an arguably more substantial connection to Capsaicin because they're actually from the same fucking area. Happenstance. Lots of characters in this game have similar attributes, that doesn't necessarily mean anything

"ThEy'Re BoTh SpIcY" Refer to point A. Do you all think all the nut-based cookies are related, too? That's the logic you might as well be operating on. Correlation is not causation

"Blah blah both jail" you know how many characters in this whack-ass phone game count as felons, bro? How many of them SHOULD count as felons lol? The Cookie Run universe might as well be one giant Alcatraz with all the shit these little affronts to God get up to every day, I ain't making them all each other's relatives because of it

They're the wrong ages for them to be family. Burning Spice was serving a life sentence since long before Capsaicin was even thought of, he literally got out after the guy was already a grown ass man. They're not even from the same fucking CONTINENT! Capsaicin has probably never even HEARD of Beast-Yeast! Even that little comic the CRK Twitter account posted makes fun of all this shit!!! The Wild Spices mistake Cap for Spice from behind, and then get confused when he turns around because THEY VERY CLEARLY DO NOT KNOW WHO HE IS AND HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE! Wouldn't an army know if their general had a son, even if it was only mentioned in passing? Wouldn't THIS army have a vested interest in having their general's son around if he existed, and stop at nothing to bring him home should he vanish, to gain favor with Spice and because of how powerful Capsaicin is and how useful he could be to them?

I wouldn't be so bent out of shape about all this if it wasn't LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!! I cannot enjoy any content of Burning Spice OR Capsaicin without having to endure a fucking barrage of "hurr durr father and son" posts!!! I just want to ogle my hot, sexy, deliciously evil spice man BY HIM-FUCKING-SELF in peace, I never asked to have to hear the exact fucking same "hi son I came back with the milk" joke over and over and over again

I know I sound like a massive dick right now and I'm truly sorry. You are more than welcome to think of these two as related in some way if you wish. I am not your mother, nor your leader, nor your god, I'm just some cringe loser on the internet. Enjoy this game and its characters in whatever way you choose. I even actually like a good bit of the father/son art, a lot of it is cute and funny. I'm able and willing to say that with complete sincerity.

I just wish I didn't have to feel like it's being forced on me. That is one of the biggest issues I have with this fandom: how oppressive it often feels. You MUST ship this particular pairing, you MUST headcanon these characters as family, you MUST take this one-off joke that was clearly just a goddamn joke and preach it 24/7/365 like it's the gospel truth that Devsis themselves wrote on stone tablets and delivered from the top of Mount Sinai. And then when someone doesn't want to do that, everyone else descends upon them like a plague of fucking locusts. I actually saw a Dad Spice + Son Cap post on here with the person who made it saying something like "ok since everyone agrees that these two are family [...]" and I just got so fucking irritated. No, actually, not everyone agrees. Not everyone agrees on a lot of the fanon that's shoved down the entire community's throats on a regular basis. PLEASE stop acting like they do. I still remember when people would get flat-out harassed for not acting like Herb is Sea Fairy's son (old ass drama lol).

Say what you will about me, I'm just one person and you can block me or whatever dumb tags I use for my dumb shit. There is NOWHERE I can go to avoid this. Twitter? Plagued. Tumblr? Plagued. Even fucking reddit is on this nonsense (only in my personal opinion). But that's what I get for acknowledging Reddit in any capacity lol

I shall once again sincerely apologize for my harsh tone here, I am not attacking you personally or anyone who headcanons these two as relatives. I am just generally, profoundly frustrated and I need to get it out. I appreciate you taking the time to ask me an honest question, I hope you can forgive me for my painfully honest answer

[inferencesarchives]

Fishbubble's Masterlist

Genshin Impact

Celebrating Your Birthday Headcanons (Alhaitham, Diluc, Dottore, Kaveh x GN!Reader)

Hyperactive (Diluc, Zhongli x F!Reader)

Diluc General Relationship Headcanons (Diluc x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] "No Way!" (Kaveh x GN!Reader)

Cookie Run

Celebrating Your Birthday Headcanons (Almond, Capsaicin, Captain Caviar, Dark Choco x GN!Reader)

Not What It Seems (Capsaicin, Dark Choco, Madeleine x GN!Reader)

The Fantastic Spider-Cookie! (Dark Cacao, Golden Cheese, Hollyberry, Pure Vanilla, White Lily x GN!Reader (not really an x reader but it can be read like an x reader soooo)

Baking with Dark Choco Cookie (Dark Choco x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Gentle Kisses (Dark Choco x GN!Reader)

Ocean's Valentine (Captain Caviar x GN!Reader)

Operation Matchmaker (Almond x GN!Reader)

...That Was Unexpected (Almond x GN!Reader)

Take Care (Almond x GN!Reader)

Capsaicin Cookie Cuddling Headcanons (Capsaicin x GN!Reader)

Royal Margarine Cookie General Relationship Headcanons (Royal Margarine x GN!Reader)

Vampire Royal Margarine Cookie Headcanons (Royal Margarine x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Beautiful. (Royal Margarine x F!Reader)

Bubbly Reader Headcanons (Dark Cacao x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Comfort in You (Dark Cacao x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Sweet Tooth (Affogato x GN!Reader)

Meaning Well (Espresso x GN!Reader)

Pitaya Dragon Cookie Dating Headcanons (Pitaya Dragon x GN!Reader)

Flirting With Pastry Cookie Headcanons (Pastry x GN!Reader)

Pure Vanilla Cookie Dating Headcanons (Pure Vanilla x GN!Reader)

Sanctuary In The Wilderness (Tiger Lily x GN!Reader)

The Brightest Star (Stardust x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] "What Happens Next?!" (Raspberry x GN!Reader)

Mint Choco Cookie General Relationship Headcanons (Mint Choco x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Dancing Into the Night (Kouign-Amann x GN!Reader)

Plant Parents (Herb x GN!Reader)

Honkai: Star Rail

Celebrating Your Birthday Headcanons (Dan Heng, Sampo x GN!Reader)

And A Dash Of Love (Dan Heng, Gepard x GN!Reader)

Crushing Headcanons (Dan Heng, Sampo x M!Reader)

It's Nothing (Dan Heng, Jing Yuan x M!Reader)

Dan Heng General Relationship Headcanons (Dan Heng x GN!Reader)

Something New (Dan Heng x GN!Reader)

[STARLIT SANCTUARY] Charm Bracelet (Dan Heng x GN!Reader)

Welt General Relationship Headcanons (Welt x GN!Reader)

Welt Cuddling Headcanons (Welt x GN!Reader)

Blade Relationship Headcanons (Blade x GN!Reader)

A Love Warmer Than Wildfire (Gepard x M!Reader)

named anons in the aquarium: 💙 anon, 🧄 anon, 📡 anon, 👾 anon, 🌷 anon, 🦎 anon

past events: starlit sanctuary

miscellaneous stuff: the fruity pebbles saga / i hit pitaya dragon cookie with a bus

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Capsaicin/Kouign Amann/Prune Juice: Already gave you my ideas for her!

Dark Cacao/Pitaya: My first instinct for them is “rowdy warrior”, but that feels too easy. Then I remembered that dragons are lizards, and lizards are cold-blooded. Would that make sense in canon? Probably not. Is it still really funny? Yes. So my interpretation of Dark Sapote is a big, sleepy lizard who can kick butt as efficiently as their dad. Spends most of their time trying to stay warm and sleeping, though. They’re much rowdier in warmer temperatures…which they don’t experience often.

Golden Cheese/Ananas: I like the wing arm idea! As for ideas, I personally see them as a treasure hunter. It feels like the natural combination of Golden Cheese’s golden aesthetic and the dragon’s association with treasure. As for personality, they probably have a bit of an ego (can you blame them considering their parents?), thinking they know more than they actually do, and reckless. They probably give their mom Golden Cheese multiple heart attacks per day lol-

Coffee Candy/Baguette: For buns (if you haven’t already thought of it), maybe try putting them on the sides of the head Princess Leia style? Hat’s cool too; that could be a really cute little hat. As for personality/ideas, they’d probably work at the TBD like their parents; maybe as someone who investigates weird time stuff? Probably super curious and determined, probably gets into trouble because they didn’t think about the consequences first.

Financier/Pistachio: Maybe knight? I dunno, that’s all I could think of. As for personality, maybe a bit more cheerful and relaxed to contrast their parents? I don’t know, I’m struggling with this one.

Milk/Black Raisin: Traveling adventurer/survivalist! It combines Black Raisin’s whole survival thing and Milk’s traveling adventures with Purple Yam! They probably have a few scrapes and scratches due to their adventures and a huge backpack. They’re probably really sweet and cheerful like their dad while being very survival-savvy and perceptive like their mom. Not really related, but I like to imagine that they’ll occasionally find a raisin crow and begin chatting with it because it makes them feel like their mom if on their travels with them.

Esterhazy/Earl Grey: From my perspective, there are two ways you can go about their design:

Extra big Cookie with lots and lots of fluff, fangs, and other werehound features.

A normal cookie that can shift into a cake werehound a la Werewolf Cookie.

Either way, they’ll probably be a bit unintentionally intimidating. As for personality/ideas, I personally see him as either a polite, formal yet friendly individual that tends to bottle their negative emotions (mostly anger) or a rebellious little punk with a short temper. Either way, anger issues are a main crux of their character. They’re probably real strong (because werehound…DNA? Do cookies have DNA?) but can usually control it well and use it in their work (maybe bodyguard?). 

Licorice/Royal Margarine: I think I might have suggested this before, but they could be an animal trainer/beast tamer because of Buttercream and Licorice’s minions. As for personality, they’re either going to be a) trying to be just a Normal Guy, or b) Weirder than both of their parents. Probably a bit of a weird animal lover. Also they need dark gold, flowy hair.

Alright, well I’m having trouble with fankids, and maybe asking for suggestions will help

I’ll try to keep the list shorter this time, and it’s just focused on character suggestions, not flavors. I already have names for the characters, so I don’t need suggestions there, just on what to do for the characters

Capsaicin/Kouign Amann/Prune Juice: all I got is Bloody Mary and that they’re probably female

Dark Cacao/Pitaya: Dark Sapote, but that’s it

Golden Cheese/Ananas: Golden Kiwi, and that they might have feathered wings and/or winged arms

Coffee Candy/Baguette: Coffee Bun, and maybe a hat (also I cannot figure out how to put the buns on their hair without it looking like CC)

Financier/Pistachio: Florentine

Milk/Black Raisin: Sweet Milk

Esterhazy/Earl Grey: Medovik (also I have no clue how I’m gonna design this one)

Licorice/Royal Margarine: Butterscotch

I’ll just stop with these for now before it gets too long. I tried to not ask for the normal ones and go with relatively newer ones