#pit talks

[verstpn]

need you to know when i say i fuck with prosenna and sebmark i fuck with them in the "there is a violence in knowing someone so well that you know how best to beat them. how best to reduce them to the worst parts of themself. and there is somehow more in using that knowledge, once obtained in the name of competition for which you never do really apologise, to be good to eachother" way.

i fuck with the imperfect parts and the all handshakes being initiated on ayrton's terms or not at all, i fuck with the "he's too fast for me"s, i fuck with "the team's very happy with today's results" and glasses being slammed on tables, the picture of barely controlled anger, i fuck with "the engine special for ayrton", i fuck with stony-faced media panels and interviews where shit is said nobody can take back because if you give them an inch they'll take a mile and they have to learn you mean business.

and on the other side of that ugly grasping all-consuming compulsion to win, i fuck with the "when I go to brazil, I'm perhaps better known than in france", i fuck with the red wine dates and the knowledge that they are good to eachother not in spite of the years where goodness was the last thing on their minds but because of it. i fuck with the private phonecalls after years of animosity because love is not simple and to know someone enough to hate them love has to be there first, right?

anyways.

[pitxroxas]

ATTENTION

i AM MAKING A POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM BLOG

TSUKASA SUOU IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

HE ATE MY 10K DIA AND DIDNT COME HOME SO YOU KNOW WHAT IM GONNA DO

IM GONNA PISS ON THE MOON

AND THEN FUCKING CRY BECAUSE THIS IS CAUSING ME LITERAL MENTAL DISTRESS OVER A FUCKING FICTIONAL CHARACTER

TSUKASA COME HOME

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pit Bonnie learns being a FNAF parent is hard…

[bluerosefox]

Her Astrophel and Sterling

hmmm

Hmmmmmmmm

You know what.

You know those AU's where the Batfam finds or learns about either hidden or thought to be dead Al Ghul Danny! with a deaged/daughter Dani (Ellie) (I should know, I created a few of those storylines) but what if, now hear me out, what if instead of them finding Danny first its Talia.

Do I want Talia discovering her thought to be dead son to be alive? Yes. Do I want her to find him while investigating Amity Park when the League gets reports of 'Lazarus creatures/water'? Yes.

DO I WANT HER TO KNOCK ON THE FENTON'S DOOR, fully ready to pretend/honey talk her way into the house to uncover what the Fenton's know, ONLY TO MEET A LITTLE ELLIE?!

YES.

Ellie whose eyes and hair look like a copy of her Beloved but she can see bits and pieces of herself as well. Talia knows the child in front of her was not fully her's though but everything makes sense when she hears a voice, a voice she hasn't heard in ages but as a mother just knows, speak out.

"Ellie! I thought I said do not answer the door my Sterling."

"But Daddy, yous was busy fighting the hotdoggys!"

Talia's eyes widen when she finally catches sight of familiar black hair and blue eyes.

and she could only lightly whisper a old nickname she hasn't dared uttered in ages, a name she secretly gave her son due to his love of the stars "Astrophel..."

[sulemio-week-official]

Happy (unofficial) Birthday to our girlboss girlfailure ultimate wifeguy passenger princess CEO short queen Miorine Rembran🍅

[stil-lindigo]

the machine.

a comic about being a 'creator' online.

creative notes:

[nijuukoo]

One Last More Time

[cup-o-stars]

Last part for old GF sketches

(Actually, most of these aren't old at all, but their average is brought down by the last picture, which I drew back in August and kept forgetting to post)

[zealouswitchwerewolf]

Tim *on his 68th hour of no sleep trying to finish the cases he stole from the cave after being banished to titans tower because of red hood, fully believing he's all alone there*: ok but what if we blow up the tower, fake our deaths, and take a 3 week vacation? Way more effective than just sending me here and hope for the best with the unhinged murderer fixated on me.

YJ *worried about their team leader and annoyed at their mentors, actually considering*: sure, why not?

Bart: I'll go get the explosives.

Kon: but how will they know we died here?

Tim *fully invested now*: the cameras don't have audio, we have a bunch of our blood and we can drop a bag of our teeth plus some kryptonite to make it convincing.

Kon *shrugs*: close enough.

[pixlokita]

Weretrap Oz becomes town’s local urban legend hanging out by the mill

[verstpn]

sebson fic in the works who's pulling up

[applebees4prez]

snl wishes they could be this funny prepared, let alone off the cuff. nobody has perfected the art of comedic timing like zac oyama has but also, nobody could work with other comedians well as these guys do.

[madspeed]

twewy in persona 4... think about it .. .............. (I'm run over by 15 semitrucks)

[zeriq-5]

I find It so funny how people try to make Afton seem like this misunderstood and grieving father meanwhile he has two supernatural clones of himself born out of pure raw agony of dead children.

Like y'all I think he was never a good person to begin with (Also in Into the pit It shows he turned his youngest's death into a part of the menu at freddy's)

[timegrrrl]

holy shit... no way is that---

WELCOME BACK JEREMY HEERE

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Welcome to the Dungeons of Fear and Hunger.