#pirate blogger

[arty395]

How would i describe piratehood?

Dance with me mateys, dress up in me prettiest coat, lie in hammock, make rum, isolate, yearn for booty, clean me ship, explore ye seas, blankets, candles, validation from me cap'n, shed manly pirate tears, kiss me mateys while drunk, gut wrenching sea shanties, miscellaneous trinkets and wall decor, pirate hangover, pirate mental health issues, sunbathe, laugh, hold me boomstick, be held captive on ye enemy ship, run away from ye enemy ship, unchartered maps, sing, crashes are hell, pirate stickers from pirate Target, parental issues (curse ye me father!), sexual trauma (curse ye me cap'n!), pirate pink, 17h century nostalgia, matching tricorns, smell bad, fear the scurvy, have the scurvy, fall from the ship anywhere and everywhere, break me own pegleg, grow me beard long, cut it short. Who art ye, matey?

[unpopularwriter25]

Straw Hat Pirates with a introverted reader who spends majority of her time in the kitchen.

Luffy

Luffy constantly visits the kitchen, drawn by the delicious aromas. He doesn't understand introversion but respects your space, often enjoying your company while he snacks. Sometimes, he’ll ask you to make his favorite meat dishes, which you happily oblige.

Zoro appreciates your quiet presence. He often finds himself napping in the kitchen corner, enjoying the comforting smells. He'll occasionally ask for a drink or a snack, valuing your peaceful company as a break from the chaotic crew.

Usopp

Usopp loves telling you his grand tales while you cook, appreciating how you listen attentively. He often offers to help, even if he ends up being more of a distraction. You sometimes create special treats inspired by his stories, much to his delight.

Sanji

Sanji is thrilled to have another passionate cook on board. He respects your space but can't help but give tips and share recipes. You both bond over your love for food, sometimes cooking together and creating new dishes for the crew.

Nami

Nami admires your cooking skills and occasionally joins you to chat about her latest navigation plans or treasure maps. She understands your need for solitude and sometimes brings her charts to work quietly alongside you.

[coaping]

me coreΣ（ﾟдﾟlll）

(From One Piece)

[bardotcherry]

SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE

there’s was this girl blogger that posted chapters of this book and i think it was called “cool girl” or “diary of ____” but i actually don’t really know and i can’t find it somebody please help me. i remember there being a chapter about cigarettes. i came across it in like august and i thought i saved it to my notes app but i didn’t and i need it now i want to read it!!!

[loserkei]

Can we please for the love of god normalize pirating and stealing from big greedy corporations again especially online

[faybellesbeauty]

pirate briar?? pirate briar. i am very much making this au real (also my art style is like all over the place rn ignore how fucking weird it looks 😭)

[fawnarey]

intro

recovered and now i’m back because i wanna be skinny again 👾

cw 70kg

gw1 65kg

gw2 61kg

ugw 56kg

i support recovery ❤️‍🩹 this is a safe space, if you don’t like it, block!!!

[missbookishmunchkin]

Finished my first five star read of the year: The Light Pirate by Lily Brooks-Dalton!!! This book shows the future of climate change in our ravaged world and how you must adapt and change to survive. Equally tragic as it is beautiful! I love this book so much, highly recommend you read it 💜 goodreads at bookishmunchkin

[semper-legens]

134. The Pirate Menace, by Angus Konstam

Owned: No, library Page count: 340 My summary: A history of the Golden Age of Piracy - Caribbean buccaneers fighting and robbing from the colonies in the New World, holding up port towns and butchering hundreds. Names like Charles Vane, Calico Jack, Anne Bonny, Benjamin Hornigold - all rose to prominence on Nassau or Port Royal, and all fell back into the misty haze of pirate legend. This is their story. My rating: 4/5

More books about pirates! This is going to become a running theme, if it isn't already. I'm doing research for a book I want to write, so I'm reading a lot of pirate nonfiction in the vain hope that at least some of it will stick in me brain long enough to create a plausible historical fiction from it. This book is specifically about Caribbean pirates during the Age of Sail, and more specifically the few years that historians have dubbed the Golden Age of Piracy. From Benjamin Hornigold to William Fly, pirates reigned over the Caribbean and caused terror in her oceans, but the life did not last long, and the authorities seized control back from them. This is the story of how that happened - how pirates rose, and how they fell.

It's a pretty good book - informative without being overly dense or formal, accessible, interesting - though I did have some quibbles here and there. The more narrative-style retelling of these pirates' stories led to some jumping around in the timeline that could be confusing, and as such the stories didn't quite flow as well as they could. Konstam speaks of accepted historical theory and posits his own suppositions, but some of them seem weak. (I don't think, for example, that it's widely accepted that Daniel Defoe is 'Captain Charles Johnson', the author of 1724 book A General History of the Pyrates, just that it's a possible theory.) Nevertheless, his structure of taking us through the story of each individual pirate is an interesting one, and curtails the potential problem of the story stopping and starting as it skips between captains. If you're into pirates, this isn't a bad book to check out, that's all I'm saying.

Next, a conclave of cardinals meet to determine the next Pope.

[godlymiseryclub]

original photoshop art !! except I dont use photoshop, I pirated this bullshit called photoscape x.

[jessread-s]

Thanks to @fiercereadsya for providing me with an e-ARC in exchange for an honest review

✩⚔️🗺️Review: 

Tricia Levenseller just doesn’t miss when it comes to pirate adventure novels! 

Following the events of the “Daughter of the Pirate King” duology, “Vengeance of the Pirate Queen” centers around Sorinda Veshtas, the pirate queen’s assassin. As a newly appointed captain, Sorinda is dispatched on a rescue mission. Unfortunately, her sailing master just so happens to be Kearan Erroth, the one person attuned to her every movement in the shadows. Sadly, it’s near impossible to avoid him on a ship with few hiding places. But when the crew faces the King of the Undersea, a being who can control the dead, Sorinda’s helmsman might be the only one that can save her from becoming an undead queen. 

I. Love. Sorinda. Veshtas. I always have ever since reading “Daughter of the Pirate Queen.” Now I love her even more. Levenseller never fails to create strong female characters and Sorinda might just be the fiercest one of all. Her past is revealed in bits and pieces. Once I saw the whole picture I was devastated. Her vengeance for what happened to her family is a driving force in her life and motivated her to become a weapon. At the same time, she is consumed by guilt. 

Kearan is the one who helps her realize that she is worthy of life, love, and saving and that it is okay to lean on others. Their romance truly left me a sopping mess. I enjoyed watching Sorinda try to avoid him as much as possible until she could no longer ignore her budding feelings. Watching their squabbles turn into playful banter. Their reluctant love story is a beautiful one as they learn to confide in each other and accept their own flaws. 

As a huge fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, I enjoyed how this book pays homage to The Curse of the Black Pearl. I was on the edge of my seat, soaring through each chapter wondering how Sorinda and her crew would defeat an army of the undead. The explosive ending does not disappoint. This swashbuckling adventure fulfilled all of my pirate loving dreams! 

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[im-not-a-virgo-im-a-lesbo]

YAYYYYY, ITS PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!

Compiling some lgbtq movies to watch throughout the month, and I've already made myself a playlist

[faybellesbeauty]

How's your bribelle pirates au coming along?

it’s… coming along

i’ve been more focused on creating the plot than actually writing but i’m working on it 🫠

trying to get the first chapter out before school starts again (august 8th) so there’s that

[annabelvallie]

[zims-left-antenna]

i keep seeing these posts going "its always correct to pirate disney" and thats cool but i dont see anything around here that lets me download their shows and movies ???? without getting trojans and stuff ??

i dont want streaming sites, i just wanna download stuff

[lilolilyr]

Fic writer asks: 15, 23, 34 and 52

15 What’s your favorite time to write?

I don't know about favourite/, but I'm most productive in the middle of the night after having half asleep daydreams that turn into too coherent fanfics to pass up the opportunity to write them down while I still remember them... But of course then I'm overtired af the next day, so again I dunno about the favourite bit xD

I'm also good at writing in situations I can't escape where I can't do much else to amuse me, like on the train or stuck in boring lectures.

23 Is writing the beginning, middle, or end of the story easiest? Hardest?

Hmm depends on what part of the story was my first idea. Easiest is when I thought through the whole thing in one go either just before or while writing it down. Hardest is when I have a beginning and an end but no idea how to get from point A to point B, and that's why I still haven't posted part 3 of the Avorah series I'm writing xD

34 How much of your personal life/experience do you include in your fics?

Not much but also not nothing? I have a tag for fics that are vaguely inspired by real life events, because usually either a scene/conversation or the setting has been taken from my own life and adapted to fit the characters I'm writing about :) hey new ask meme ideas: try to guess what's taken from my life in those fics xD

52 What’s the average word count of your fics?

Oh holy fuck I have no idea! I mean, I think most of my fics are somewhere between 1 and 10k, but to get an actual average I'd have to look at way too many numbers! Or is there a bot or sth that counts through your ao3 for you? xD

Thanks for the questions! Sorry it took me so long to reply!

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