#ping ¡! ❞

[leisi-lilacdreams]

[tothechaos]

man older generations just dont get how hard it is to get a job these days

youre trying to find entry levels jobs but they all require at least four years of knighthood or a lordship, the listings are only ever things like "stable cleaner, $7/hr" or "king of the realm, $120k annual, REQUIRED: sword from the lady of the lake"

ok you found a posting youre qualified for. now list list all of your conquests and all your chivalric values on your resume and then add your resume as a pdf and now also rewrite them in the boxes that auto populated and fix the formatting

and you cant tell older generations all of that because theyll just tell you about how they got their job by walking into a royal court and swearing fealty to the first king they saw and being granted a knighthood on the spot. literally if you try to do that these days the archers on the castle turrets will get you before the rattling of your armor is even within earshot

"just get a job with sir arthur"

gimme a break

[wolfythewitch]

Married people behavior

[johaverabies]

"Bingle-Bongle- Dingle-Dangle Yickety-Do Yickety-Dah Ping-Pong Lippy-Tappy Too-Tah" ☺️

[averaillisa]

old timers

[thepig]

(art by zeke @prozac)

[i-am-a-fish]

hi!!!

ha! you read my post. you are now required to do one nice thing for yourself today, it can be whatever you want

here's a high res picture of Mr. Ping from Kung Fu Panda to trick your brain into reading the text above this

[zegalba]

Huang Yong Ping: 'Serpent d’océan' (2012) 130 meter aluminum sea serpent skeleton sculpture

[lonesomenecromancer]

havent posted anything isat related in a while. have this

[zhongscara]

🐚🦦

[shyuka47]

[nehezt]

taste

[1v31182m5]

Fym you don't wanna watch Dragon Warrior Tai Lung kfp with me

[averaillisa]

Happy birthday Zhongli! 🔶🥰

[scurviesdisneyblog]

Concept art for Mulan (1998) by Sai Ping Lok

[regonold]

Danny over his many years has cultivated a unique sense on top of his ghost sense a- in this case- 7th sense

Danny can sense rich people it started with just vlad which he thought was just his ghost sense then he went to metropolis on a field trip to lexcorp and he got a feeling like the chill of his ghost sense but white hot rage instead he turned and saw lex Luther himself come to "chat" with the students on a field trip

This kept happening whenever some billionaire walked near he just felt the white hot rage of his billionaire sense

Danny didn't like this so he started leaving the moment he sensed a billionaire now this wouldn't be that bad if he didn't move to Gotham

So far danny has jumped out 5 widows crashed through 6 doors leaped down one elevator shaft and in one memorable time he climbed a building to get away from the waynes who appear to be everywhere