#pinball guy with the silliest mustache known to man
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i fucking hate 99.9% of musicals (sorry theatre kids) but i seriously cannot stop watching the jet song from the west side story remake on youtube because mike faist has bewitched me body and soul
#inventing new levels of down bad#he is so waify i want to unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole#unfortunately this means i gotta pretend the character of riff isnt a heinous racist but#he doesnt say any slurs in this song at least so like it could be worse#(<- down so astronomically bad it's actually embarrassing)#and he's BLOND in that movie where he has threesomes with zendaya SO I CANT EVEN LOOK FORWARD TO THAT TO REPLACE THIS WITH#BECAUSE BLOND PEOPLE ARE NOT SEXY TO ME SORRY BLOND PEOPLE#like why is this man's mf acting credits list just#kid who kills himself who was shitty to his sister#mercutio racism edition#blink and you missed it attempted racist who gets werewolfed to death by his would be victim#pinball guy with the silliest mustache known to man#and then some amazon prime show that got cancelled after 10 episodes#WHERE IS MY FUCKING FOODDDDDDDDDD
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