#pikachu x emhyr

[astaldis]

Incorrect Witcher quote

[ooksaidthelibrarian]

I had to, for Reasons.

[laurikarauchscat]

Two dads at a Pokemon themed birthday party:

Geralt had been dutifully manning the barbecue all day. Dressed in hysterical yellow, with a set of ears Ciri had plopped on his head that morning as he had been braiding her hair.

"You go as Pika!" The seven year old had commanded, and Geralt's fate had been sealed.

Not too terrible a fate, Geralt concludes, as he feels his husband wrap his arms around him from behind.

"I brought the chef some cake." Emhyr says, presenting the treat.

"Mmm... any excuse to sneak away from hosting duties."

"Says the man who jumped at the opportunity to stand outside in the cold all day."

"I'm fulfilling a public service. Providing food, and sparing our guests' eyes the onslaught of yellow." Geralt retorts, gesturing down at himself.

"Yes. A noble sacrifice. That colour is... something else."

Emhyr is silent for a couple of heartbeats, then he whispers in Geralt's ear: "But the ears are pretty cute. Maybe don't take them off tonight."

[astaldis]

Thank you for tagging me @disdaidal! A great but difficult question. There are so many fics that I really had fun writing, hard to decide which of them was most fun. Probably one of the more cracky fics, but there are several. The craziest pairing which made me giggle a lot while writing is probably the Emhyr/Pikachu one and it was tons of fun, but I'm not too attached to this ship and it wasn't my idea.

Maybe what I really had a lot of fun with this year was Kindergarten Cahir which comes along with this cute and funny Chibi by @befuddled-calico-whump (with some additions/changes by me). I think it's a pretty fun mix of humour&whump/sickfic. But there are quite a few others that were really fun to write (and hopefully to read), too, like A Lesson in Zoogogy where Regis explains some interesting things about penises to Jaskier, or Jaskier's Jolly Yule Jumble with a lot of Hansa chaos and a Christmas present for everybody. And all my Cahir x Gallatin fics, of course, and many more. If it were not so much fun, I guess I wouldn't write them 😂.

I'm tagging @morriganwarrior, @littlestsnicket, @valandhirwriter, @do-androids-dream-ao3acc, @kuwdora, @andordean, @bylightofdawn, @bittersweetbark, @my-jokes-are-my-armour, @major-trouble, @ahh-fxck, @limerental, @itsnotzka and whoever else would like to take part.

New ask game for writers:

Very low-pressure rules: Tell me which fic of yours was the MOST FUN TO WRITE (if you want to). Like, which one did you have a BLAST writing? Feel free to share, to rec, to tell us WHY they were fun, etc etc

For me, I have a couple to choose from, but both Smooth sailing and Over the edge both comes to mind, because they were lovely writing experiences. Things I really wanted to write, and writing flowed relatively easy because they were fun to create!

Tagging YOU, if you want to do it (yes, you!). Since I'm starting a thing here. But also, let's see, @magniloquent-raven @shieldofiron @callieb @platypanthewriter @missroserose @mikajupiterjonesingtimcurryfeet @weird-an @dragonflylady77 @robthegoodfellow @mikajupiterjonesingtimcurryfeet

@brawlite @lazybakerart @billyharringson @disdaidal and my brain has stopped working I'm sorry, but this is for Everyone who wants to do it!

[astaldis]

ELECTRICAL ATTRACTION

Chapters: 1/1 Words: 100 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Explicit  Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings  Relationships: Emhyr var Emreis/Pikachu  Characters: Emhyr var Emreis, Pikachu  Additional Tags: Human/Monster Romance, Pokemon, Drabble, Blow Job, Oral Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, my beloved monster 

Summary:  Emhyr's sexuality is a very secret secret that not even Dijkstra has been able to uncover. Maybe it is better for the spy master's mental health that he hasn't. Caution: Mental health hazard. Uncover Emhyr's most secret secret at your own risk.

[astaldis]

@bittersweetbark​

Chapters: 1/1    Words: 600 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon & Emhyr var Emreis, Emhyr var Emreis/Pikachu (Pokemon) Characters: Emhyr var Emreis, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Pikachu (Pokemon) Additional Tags: pikamhyr, Established Relationship, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Furry happy monsters feeling glad

Summary: Ciri and Emhyr have to make a weighty decision that might forever change the fate of the Empire. For the better or worse? Who knows ...

[astaldis]

For the ask by anonymous (Marina): Emhyr fucks Pikachu 

Chapters: 1/1    Words: 1,348 Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Emhyr var Emreis/Pikachu (mentioned) Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy, Cahir Mawr Dyffryn aep Ceallach, The Hansa | Geralt's Company Members (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff and Crack, Crack Crossover, don't take this seriously, for Marina, Humour, very mild smut, Pokemon

Summary: On their travels through Riverdell, Jaskier finds a strange egg. It is just about to hatch, but what the hell is it? And what the fuck does it have to do with Emhyr var Emreis?