#piercer!5sos blurb

[nostalgiabones]

Eyes On Me // Piercer!Calum

After Ashton decided to feed us with a new tattoo, my dash was full of discussion about piercer!sos and this is what came from it! Basically, 2k words of soft boyfriend piercer!Calum doing a nose piercing. As always, thank you to @calumrose for brainstorming this with me (and for the title!)😌 feedback is always appreciated so please let me know what you think here!

Warnings: needles!

The ringing of the little bell above the shop door was enough to alert Calum that his next client was here — one he had been anticipating all day, that kept him going through the slow afternoon. He loves his job, but there’s only so many helix piercings he can do in one day.

“Cal? I’m here,” You call out, hands shaking slightly as the door closes behind you. You notice the shop is already pretty much empty — the desk closed down, ready for the next morning. Your boyfriend was the only person remaining in the building, cleaning up for the next appointment.

He appears from behind the door of one of the rooms, a warm smile on his face at the sight of you. His hair is a little more fluffy from what it was when he left that morning, caused by running his hands through it during the day — a habit he couldn’t seem to break. The simple white t-shirt tucked into his black jeans seemed to compliment his tattoos beautifully, the dark ink a contrast to the lightness of the material. As well as the finishing touch — his black platform docs.

“Hey, gorgeous.” Calum greets you, his boots squeaking on the wooden floor as he heads in your direction. He kisses you in another hello — his lips a warm pressure against yours, cold from the chill of the late evening. His hand lifts to gently hold your cheek, tilting your chin upwards so you were looking right at him. “You look just as nervous as I thought you would.”

Your eyes leave his for a second, distracted by the cabinets filled with jewellery for all sorts of piercings — belly bars, nipple rings, simple bars to pierce ears with. Along with the walls full of artwork, tattoo designs that Calum’s coworkers proudly display for anyone who enters. It‘s a place that your piercer boyfriend is very proud of — adorning several body parts with different jewellery was something he took great pride in doing. He loves seeing the reactions of his clients as they look at their new piercing for the first time, knowing that he did it.

“Stop it,” You whine, pouting at him as he chuckles, not being able to resist another kiss. His hands move to around your waist, his warm palms sliding beneath the material of your jacket to pull you closer. “You’ll make it worse.”

“I promise it’s not that bad, baby. You know I keep my promises.” He reassures you, holding you close for a moment longer before pulling away and leading you into the room he had just finished cleaning. “Come with me, we’ll get you fixed up.”

His slim fingers slip between yours as you enter the small room, Calum closing the door behind you despite there being no-one else in the building. Although he had laughed at you moments before, his heart aches slightly as the nervous expression on your face. It was a familiar one — your lip tucked between your teeth, fingers tapping a quick rhythm against your thigh, trying to create a distraction.

“Hop on, baby.”

His docs press against the foot pedal connected to the bed, lowering it so you could jump on, face to face with him. He takes your jacket from you, hanging it on the hooks next to the door. Although this was something you had wanted for a long while — being in the studio, knowing it was about to happen, made it feel much more scary and real.

Your desire for a nose piercing was one you had brought up to Calum several months into your relationship — knowing there was no-one you would trust more to do it. It was more of a throwaway comment, telling him that you’d been thinking about it for a while, and since then, he hasn’t let you forget it. Getting to pierce his favourite person was nothing less than an honour for him, especially since you had wanted it doing for so long. It had taken him a while to persuade you to actually do it. As soon as he saw in his appointment book that he had a free evening slot, he convinced you to come in after work, knowing it would be quieter and just the two of you in the studio then.

And here you were.

Calum hums under his breath as he sets out the tray of instruments — the small sterile wipe to clean your skin, the simple titanium screw stud that he’d be piercing it with, along with the worst part — the needle.

“Don’t look at it.” Calum instructs you, trying not to let you get inside your head before he gets the chance to do it. He knows how badly you want the nose piercing doing, and knows you’ll be disappointed if your nervousness gets in the way. “Eyes on me, baby. How was work? Did you have a good day?”

“Yeah, busy though. I had to work through lunch since my manager told me I just had to get these papers done, so that wasn’t fun.” You explain, recounting the day that had led you to here. Calum nods as you speak, occasionally replying as he gets ready. Calum had strictly told you not to get a piercing done on an empty stomach, meaning you’d snuck a small snack in before leaving the office.

“Guess that means I’m going to have to make you something extra special for dinner, huh?”

You know he’s using the work related questions as a distraction technique, but you can’t deny the fact that it’s working. That’s until he pulls on his gloves and stands right in front of you, preparing to actually do the piercing. He feels you tense up as you realise what’s about to happen, and he wants to calm you down before he goes any further.

“Look at me, babe.” He tilts your chin once more, brown eyes meeting yours as you take a deep breath. His warm palms rub up and down your thighs as you speak. “It’s just me, okay? I know you’re nervous, but I know exactly what I’m doing. Just a few seconds of pain, then you’ll have a new shiny stud in your nose. Yeah?”

You nod, gratefully accepting a soft kiss to your lips before he continues to work. He grabs the sterile wipe, gently cleansing the outside and inside of your nose, making sure the area was completely clean before continuing. With the pen in his right hand, the left holds your face, placing a small dot on the place he’d be piercing. His eyebrows are furrowed in concentration, looking at the placement and making sure it was where it needed to be. He couldn’t help but kiss your forehead when he was done, before handing you a small mirror so you could see it for yourself.

“How does that look, love? Is that where you were thinking?” He asks, placing the lid of the pen back on the top and allowing you to look for a moment. He wants everything to be perfect — to make sure the piercing is exactly what you want it to be. His free hand is back on your thigh as you observe it — trying to ground you.

“Yeah, looks all good to me.” You reply, handing him the mirror — your hands trembling a little when you realise it was actually about to happen. Calum steps away for a moment, reaching into another drawer in the small cabinet at the other side of the room. He pulls out a small stress ball, bright yellow with a smiley face emoji on the front.

“As much as I want to, I can’t hold your hand, ‘cause I kinda need to use both of mine.” He informs you, dropping the stress ball into your hands. “So I thought this could work instead, in case you need to squeeze anything.”

You smile at the sweet gesture, knowing Calum was doing everything he could think of to make you comfortable.

“Thanks Cal.” You squeeze the ball in your hand, knowing it would be a needed distraction from what he was about to do.

“Okay, I’ll talk you through everything I’m doing so there’s no surprises. You’ll be alright, baby. Are you ready?” He asks, met with a quick nod — you just want to get it over with. He picks up the needle, one hand holding your face still whilst the other lines the sharp instrument up with the dot he had placed just moment earlier. He feels you tense up once more, the closer he got to piercing you. “Take a deep breath for me, babe.”

You do as he says, taking a deep breath and waiting for his next instruction.

“And breathe out for me.” You do and he pushes the needle through your nose. He moves quickly but cautiously to pick up the small jewellery, getting ready to insert it.

You love seeing his professional side, even though he was still just your Calum — his touch so gentle as he handles the equipment.

“Sorry, babe.” He whines sympathetically, after you let out a small cry at the sensation, your face scrunching up with the pain. “There we go, nearly done. You’re doing great so far.”

Your eyes begin to water as your body reacts to the intrusion. Calum instructs you to take a deep breath again, and let it go when he pushes the screw through the new hole. It takes a moment of fiddling and discomfort, but a few seconds later, he’s letting go of your face with a smile to admire his handiwork.

“See, that wasn’t so bad, was it? I’m so proud of you. It looks amazing, baby.” His warm fingertips softly brush away the tears on your cheeks, leaning in to kiss your forehead as you calm down for a moment. “I knew you’d sit through it perfectly when you got out of your head. Do you feel okay?”

You wipe the remaining tears from your cheeks, relaxing your face and whole body from the tense position you had been in, before standing up from the bench.

“Yeah, I feel fine. I’m so excited to see it! Thank you, babe.” The pain hadn’t been as bad as you thought, just the sharp scratch that Calum had promised and the slight uncomfort of putting the jewellery in.

Calum pulls off his gloves and throws them into the bin, before wrapping his arms around your waist and leading you over to the full size mirror hanging on the wall. He can’t hide the smile on his face as you catch a glimpse of the new jewellery for the first time, your smile matching his as you admire it.

“I love it so much!” You exclaim, gasping as you looked at it. It was exactly what you had always wanted. “It looks amazing. Thank you Cal.”

“No worries, gorgeous. I’m glad you love it.” The grin doesn’t leave his face as he kisses you once more, so careful not to let your nose bump his. “I would go through aftercare with you but you’re coming home with me, so I’ll make sure you’re all set. I’ll just clean up, and then we’ll head out.”

As you watch him clean up and continue to gaze at the new jewellery sitting in your nose, you think about how lucky you are to have a boyfriend so attentive and sweet — not just as home, but wherever you are. As important as his profession was to him, it wouldn’t change his soft interior — even if he did spend his days pushing needles through people’s skin.

“Get thinking about what you want for dinner, okay? My treat.”

Definitely lucky.

***

Let me know what you think here! Feedback is always appreciated 🥺 also if you’d like me to write more piercer!sos!

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Masterlist

[softforcal]

4/4 & Poly masterlist

All (4/4)

poly!5sos get Y/N pregnant HC 🍫

poly!5sos get Y/N pregnant part 2 HC 🍫

Poly!5sos x opener!reader HC 🍫

5sos x flight attendant!reader HC 🍫

Poly!hogwarts!5sos x ravenclaw!reader HC 🍫

roommate!5sos x reader HC 🍫

roommate!5sos x reader POLY continuation HC 🍫

tattooist!5sos x receptionist reader HC 🍫

hospital!5sos x reader HC 🍫

friend!5sos x Nascar!Reader HC 🍫

just friends! 5sos x sound tech reader HC 🍫

just friends! 5sos x hair dresser reader HC 🍫

5sos x singer reader (P) HC 🍫

poly 5sos x reader (P) HC 🍫

Luke showing you off (P) HC🍫

Tour videographer!Reader preference 🍿

Dancer!Reader preference 🍿

Ash’s sub being a sub for all the boys blurb 🍬

kink levels blurb🍬

Feeling Down : 4/4 🍭

reader insert, 1.5k, soft/fluff, poly

Depressed/Sad!Reader is feeling down while they vacation in a winter wonderland lodge, 4/4 help her feel better

Poly

All

Cake

Stay Still : Tattooist/Piercer!Cake 🍭

Reader Insert, 3k, pure smut

Reader just wants their tits pierced and runs into a hot tattooist and their fuck buddy

Opaque : Cake 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Movie Snack : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.2k, poly

Luke gets bored during movies and Cal is over

Road Trip : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.5k, poly

A Road Trip with the boys leads to smutty Cake

Road Trip pt 2 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.3k, poly

The Road Trip continues

Carbonara : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 4k, patreon exclusive

You fuck, then eat pasta in the tub like kings

Poly Cake on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Poly Cake (Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Luke, Gryffindor Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cake x reader, your first tattoo blurb 🍬

Poly Cake clubbing with reader blurb 🍬

Dirty talk with protective!Cake blurb 🍬

Putting on a show for Cake after their show blurb 🍬

Cashton

2 snakes and a badger : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 4k, poly

Slytherin!Cal and Hufflepuff!Ash have a thing for Slytherin reader

Nascar and Nuero : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, Smut, 3.5k, poly

Neuro!Cal has a thing for his patient, Nascar!Ash’s girlfriend

Both : Cashton 🍭

Hemmings!Reader, smut, soft, 11.2k, poly

Reader is Luke’s sister and Cashton like her too much

Luxury : Gang!Cashton 🍭

OC, smut, soft, 12.6k, poly

Bartender Puppy catches the eye of 2 gang members

Patience: Gang AU Bonus Chapter 🍭

OC, Smut, 5.3k

Cashtonxpuppy smut and girl friend bonding

A Whole Lot of Love : Dom!Cashton (patreon exclusive) 🍭

reader insert, 3k, smut, poly

reader is a brat at a party and Cashton is not pleased

Camping, cockwarming and Cashton (patreon exclusive)🍭

Reader insert, 3.2k, smut

Cockwarming while camping gets even more interesting when a game of truth or dare reveals you think Ashton is hot

Poly Cashton on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Slytherin Ash x Hufflepuff Cal x Slytherin reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Hufflepuff Ashton, Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton sugar daddies x reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton lazy day with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Gryffindor Ash/reader x Hufflepuff Cal) HC 🍫

Breaking Dom!Cashton’s rules blurb 🍬

Ash walking in on you and Cal blurb 🍬

Slytherin!Cashton x gryf!reader vibrating panties blurb 🍬

Dom!Cashton punishment and panties blurb 🍬

Cashton compete for reader’s orgasms blurb 🍬

Cashton birthday spanks blurb 🍬

Sex with doctor!Cashton in an on call room blurb 🍬

Cashton treating you on mothers day (P)🍬

Lashton

Rivals : hogwarts!Lashton 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 7k, poly

the Gryffindors don’t like Slytherin reader

Dancing with Devils : Supernatural!Lashton 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.5k

Dancing with Demons is the best idea. 

PART 2

Don’t Go: Bodyguard!Lashton (P) 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 7k

Your new bodyguards are super hot and work really well together

Poly Lashton on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Poly Lashton (Luke joins reader x Ash) HC 🍫

Slytherin!Lashton x puff reader HC (P) 🍫

Poly Lashton being cute in a video diary blurb 🍬

Gryf!Luke Puff!Ash and Slyth!Reader have a class together blurb 🍬

Mashton

Poly Mashton (Slytherin Ash, Ravenclaw Michael, Slytherin Reader) HC🍫

Malum

Poly Malum (Toys) HC 🍫

Poly Malum on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly hogwarts Malum (slytherin cal/michael x hufflepuff reader) HC 🍫

Unamed : fashion designer! Malum (P) 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.8k

fucking fashion designers is fun

Muke

Poly Muke (Slytherin Luke/Michael x Hufflepuff reader) HC 🍫

Cute: Muke (P) 🍭

3k, reader insert, smut

Harry and Luke

Collab : Harry Styles x Luke Hemmings x Reader oneshot 🍭

[morningfears]

Blurb Night

So, I have several old blurbs in my inbox (though most are bfd!Luke) that I’m going to answer. They’ve been sitting around for a while and I’m sorry I haven’t gotten to them sooner. I always meant to but I just. Never did. So, I’m cleaning out my inbox tonight!

If you’d like to block these, please tag #blurbnight and they shouldn’t show up on your dash.

You can send in new blurbs! I’d really enjoy blurbs for:

Shadowhunter!5sos (can be Shadowhunter, warlock, werewolf, vampire, etc. I prefer the books so that’s what I’ll use if I include any elements of that world)

Footballer!5sos (and by that I mean soccer)

Tattoo Artist!5sos/Piercer!5sos

BFD/DBF

Royal!5sos

[softforcal]

Luke Hemmings Masterlist

Oneshots ( Luke x reader only, poly below)

A Glitterprince needs a nose ring : Luke oneshot  🍭

Reader Instert, soft, 600 words

Luke decides he needs a nosering

Wild One : Prince!Luke oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, fluff, 14.5k

Prince Luke is forced into a PR relationship with the reader

Song Bird : Dad!Luke oneshot 🍭

OC, soft, angst, 11k

Luke is left a single dad with triplets

Gang AU (full masterlist)

126.8k of all the boys in cute relationships being in love and in a gang

Opaque : Model!Luke oneshot 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Tumultuous : Boxer!Luke oneshot 🍭

OC, 14.2k, smut

Luke falls for a girl who has a history with underground boxing

Trust Me : Gang!Luke oneshot 🍭

Reader insert, 2k, pure smut

Gang Luke is hot, what else can i say

Dulcet : Dom!Luke oneshot 🍭

OC, 3.5k, smut

Luke tries out being a dom with his gf after she admits she was into Cal years ago because of his dom energy 

Ethereal : Bartender!Luke oneshot 🍭

OC, 3.3k, smutish, soft babies

when a girl walks into Luke’s bar, he recognizes her as a stripper from down the street, she seems sad so he takes care of her and learns that there’s more to the girl than what meets the eye

Niall Horan’s Bathroom : Coachella!Luke oneshot (P) 🍭

Reader Instert, 1.6k, smut

There’s only one good place to fuck at Coachella 

Fangs : Vampire!Luke oneshot (P) 🍭

OC, 4.9k, dirty smut

Based off the 5sos song Teeth, a demon and a vampire start to fall in love and angst ensues 

Collab : Luke & Harry oneshot 🍭

Reader insert, smut, soft, 6.6k

Reader is a song writer who works with Luke and Harry

Happy Hippie : Luke oneshot (P) 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 6.5k

Weed grower/hippie Luke just wants a soft love

HC’s

Luke x opener!reader HC 🍫

Luke on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Domestic Luke x Reader HC 🍫

Roommate!AU Luke x reader HC 🍫

Sugar Daddy!Luke HC 🍫

Luke x Pregnant!reader (bonus proposal) HC 🍫

Nascar!Luke x reader HC 🍫

Stealing Luke’s clothes HC (p) 🍫

Gryffindor Luke x Hufflepuff Reader HC 🍫

Gryffindor Luke x Slytherin Reader (P) HC 🍫

Hufflepuff Luke x Gryffindor reader sex HC 🍫

Hufflepuff!Luke x Slytherin!Reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Luke x Hufflepuff Reader HC (P) 🍫

Luke x Best!Friend reader HC (P) 🍫

Luke x 5th 5sos member HC (P) 🍫

Formula1!driver Luke hemmings HC 🍫

Rich Frat Boy Luke HC (P)🍫

Blurbs

Nascar!Luke and the waterbed blurb 🍬

Bi!reader taking Luke to Pride blurb 🍬

Luke and size kink blurb 🍬

Being in subspace while Luke’s at an interview blurb 🍬

Dating Fratboy/Quarterback!Luke blurb 🍬

Luke calming you down when you’re anxious blurb 🍬

Youtuber!reader and Luke do the chapstick challenge blurb 🍬

Blowing Demon!Luke blurb 🍬

Easier vid Luke blurb 🍬

Luke dating a grunge singer blurb 🍬

Bachelorrette AU blurb 🍬

Giving Nascar!Luke road head blurb (P)🍬

Bored/horny Luke while watching a movie blurb (P)🍬

Luke likes Thigh Highs (P)🍬

Cake

Stay Still : Tattooist/Piercer!Cake 🍭

Reader Insert, 3k, pure smut

Reader just wants their tits pierced and runs into a hot tattooist and their fuck buddy

Opaque : Cake 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Movie Snack : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.2k, poly

Luke gets bored during movies and Cal is over

Road Trip : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.5k, poly

A Road Trip with the boys leads to smutty Cake

Road Trip pt 2 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.3k, poly

The Road Trip continues

Poly Cake on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Poly Cake (Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Luke, Gryffindor Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cake x reader, your first tattoo blurb 🍬

Poly Cake clubbing with reader blurb 🍬

Dirty talk with protective!Cake blurb 🍬

Putting on a show for Cake after their show blurb 🍬

Lashton

Rivals : hogwarts!Lashton 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 7k, poly

the Gryffindors don’t like Slytherin reader

Dancing with Devils : Supernatural!Lashton 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.5k

Dancing with Demons is the best idea.

PART 2 : 3k smut 🍭

Poly Lashton on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Poly Lashton (Luke joins reader x Ash) HC 🍫

Slytherin!Lashton x Puff Reader HC (P) 🍫

Poly Lashton being cute in a video diary blurb 🍬

Gryf!Luke Puff!Ash and Slyth!Reader have a class together blurb 🍬

Muke

Poly Muke (Slytherin Luke/Michael x Hufflepuff reader) HC 🍫

Cute: Muke (P) 🍭

3k, reader insert, smut

4/4

Feeling Down : 4/4 🍭

reader insert, 1.5k, soft/fluff, poly

Depressed/Sad!Reader is feeling down while they vacation in a winter wonderland lodge, 4/4 help her feel better

Luke showing you off hc (Patreon 2.4k)

4/4 x reader + all poly here

Kink masterlist Here

[softforcal]

Calum Hood Masterlist

(BLURBS HERE!)

Oneshots

First tat : Tattooist!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 1.5k

Reader gets her first tattoo from Tattooist Cal

Coverup : Soulmate!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 3k

Cal doesn’t believe in his soulmate until he meets her

Oreo : Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 1k

Reader finds out Cal likes eating more than just Oreos

Breathing : Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, soft, 500 words

Reader thinks Cal is hot when he smokes

Delicious : Demon!Cal oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, soft, 15.5k

Demon Cal is appointed to take care of the reader

Noise : Neighbour!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, soft, slow burn, 13.7k

Annabelle’s new neighbour is a panty dropper and Annabelle has to hear it every night

Gang Au masterlist of oneshots 🍭

126.8k of all the guys finding love. ft Cashton

Floral : Tattooist!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 13.3k

Calum takes on an adorable new apprentice who specializes in floral tattoos

Bro Code : Prince!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 11k

Prince Calum toys with breaking the Bro Code all for his best friend’s little sister

Cromulent : Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, smut, 18.5k

Calum is not a fan of PR relationships, or his new ‘girlfriend’

Opaque : Grung!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Drifting : Gang!Calum oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, 3.2k, pure smut

Gang Cal takes you for a ride on his Harley, fucks you on his car, then takes you drifting and fucks you again, you know, as one does. 

Fuck Your Ex : Coachella!Calum oneshot 🍭

Reader Insert, 2.3k, smut

You’re a co headliner with 5sos at a festival and when you run into your ex, it spurs Calum to finally tell you how he feels

Band Baby : Dad!Cal  oneshot 🍭

13.7k, oc, smut

When Luke’s roommate gets out of an abusive relationship and is newly pregnant, all the guys, especially Calum are there for her and as Calum takes her to ultrasounds and hangs out with her and grabs 2am junk food cravings, he falls more and more in love with her. 

+ video on how i made the entire fic 🍭

Something Like Love : Ceo!Cal oneshot 🍭

OC, 23.5k, some love triangle

Calum likes his new assistant more than he should, but there are... obstacles (slow burn)

Monte Carlo : Racecar Driver ! Cal oneshot🍭

OC, 14k, slow burn

They’d been going to the same bar for a while, too shy to talk to each other. Then they meet across the globe. He’s there for an F1 race and she’s there as an Instagram promoter. Angst and slow burn ensues. 

Familiar : Cal oneshot oneshot (P)🍭

Reader Insert, 3.6k, smut

It’s new, but when you know, you know. 

Contract : Dom!Cal oneshot (P) 🍭

Reader insert, 4.2k, smut

Dom!Cal sleeps with his new sub for the first time

Be Nice: Bodyguard!Cal oneshot (P) 🍭

Reader insert, 2.6k, smut

You see a hot bodyguard at an event and think might as well invite him over

PART 2

Unfinished Fics + planning hc

Elusive : Grunge!Cal (from the Opaque universe) (P) 🍭

2k fic + 1.7k hc style fic planning for unfinished sections

Grunge Cal falls in love with a popular DJ who is everything he hasn’t been looking for. 

HCs

Slytherin!Cal x Hufflepuff Reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Ravenclaw reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Gryffindor reader HC 🍫

Slytherin!Cal x Slytherin reader HC (P) 🍫

Calum x opener!reader HC 🍫

Cal on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Being Cal’s celebrity crush HC 🍫

Roommate!AU Cal x Reader HC 🍫

Dating Tattooist!Cal HC 🍫

Tattooist!Cal x reader sex HC 🍫

Dad!Calum HC 🍫

Being Cal’s flatmate Moodboard/HC 🍫

Twin-Dad Calum HC (P) 🍫

Cal x interviewer!reader HC (P) 🍫

Cal x 5th 5sos member HC (P) 🍫

Smoking Buddy Cal HC (P) 🍫

Cal x rock/grunge singer HC (P) 🍫

Cake

Stay Still : Tattooist/Piercer!Cake 🍭

Reader Insert, 3k, pure smut

Reader just wants their tits pierced and runs into a hot tattooist and their fuck buddy

Opaque : Cake 🍭

OC, 8k, Love Triangle

Model Luke and Grunge Cal like the same girl

Movie Snack : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, smut, 3.2k, poly

Luke gets bored during movies and Cal is over

Road Trip : Cake 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.5k, poly

A Road Trip with the boys leads to smutty Cake

Road Trip pt 2 🍭

Reader insert, soft, smut, 3.3k, poly

The Road Trip continues

Poly Cake on tour with Reader HC 🍫

Poly Cake (Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Luke, Gryffindor Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cake x reader, your first tattoo blurb 🍬

Poly Cake clubbing with reader blurb 🍬

Dirty talk with protective!Cake blurb 🍬

Putting on a show for Cake after their show blurb 🍬

Cashton

2 snakes and a badger : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, smut, 4k, poly

Slytherin!Cal and Hufflepuff!Ash have a thing for Slytherin reader

Nascar and Nuero : Cashton 🍭

Reader Insert, Smut, 3.5k, poly

Neuro!Cal has a thing for his patient, Nascar!Ash’s girlfriend

Both : Cashton 🍭

Hemmings!Reader, smut, soft, 11.2k, poly

Reader is Luke’s sister and Cashton like her too much

Luxury : Gang!Cashton 🍭

OC, smut, soft, 12.6k, poly

Bartender Puppy catches the eye of 2 gang members

Patience: Gang AU Bonus Chapter 🍭

OC, Smut, 5.3k

Cashtonxpuppy smut and girl friend bonding

A Whole Lot of Love : Dom!Cashton (patreon exclusive) 🍭

reader insert, 3k, smut, poly

reader is a brat at a party and Cashton is not pleased

Camping, cockwarming and Cashton (patreon exclusive)🍭

Reader insert, 3.2k, smut

Cockwarming while camping gets even more interesting when a game of truth or dare reveals you think Ashton is hot

Poly Cashton on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Slytherin Ash x Hufflepuff Cal x Slytherin reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Hufflepuff Ashton, Slytherin Cal, Hufflepuff Reader) HC 🍫

Poly Cashton sugar daddies x reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton lazy day with reader HC 🍫

Poly Cashton (Gryffindor Ash/reader x Hufflepuff Cal) HC 🍫

Breaking Dom!Cashton’s rules blurb 🍬

Ash walking in on you and Cal blurb 🍬

Slytherin!Cashton x gryf!reader vibrating panties blurb 🍬

Dom!Cashton punishment and panties blurb 🍬

Cashton compete for reader’s orgasms blurb 🍬

Cashton birthday spanks blurb 🍬

Sex with doctor!Cashton in an on call room blurb 🍬

Cashton treating you on mothers day (P)🍬

Malum

Poly Malum (Toys) HC 🍫

Poly Malum on tour with reader HC 🍫

Poly hogwarts Malum (slytherin cal/michael x hufflepuff reader) HC 🍫

unnamed : fashion designer!Malum x reader oneshot (P) 🍭

reader insert, 3.8k, smut

why not fuck two of the biggest fashion designers in the game

4/4

Feeling Down : 4/4 🍭

reader insert, 1.5k, soft/fluff, poly

Depressed/Sad!Reader is feeling down while they vacation in a winter wonderland lodge, 4/4 help her feel better

4/4 x reader + all poly here

Kink masterlist Here

[nostalgiabones]

could you post more fic recs?

of course!!! i’m gonna split it into categories so it makes more sense (some of these writers aren’t active on here anymore but I’ll put them in here anyway!)

dad!5sos:

• delilah by @valentinesirwins - I love this so so much it makes me want a baby with ashton 🥺

• this blurb by @sublimehood of cal with a newborn makes me so soft 🥺 (read all of her fics and blurbs though they’re all amazing)

• this blurb by @c-sainthood is so SWEET wow my baby fever is out of control

• I don’t think @themhoodgirlz is active anymore but I adore all of her writing, especially Donuts (dad!luke) Never Enough (singledad!luke & smut) and For Your Eyes Only (dad!michael & smut)

• Like you, Like me by @bringmethehorizonandpizza - I literally just read this and wow jsjsjsjs I want a baby that looks like calum 🥺

• this drabble by @defcliff0rd wow I adore it !!!! so soft singledad!michael

• Best Friend by @calumh-excess - best friend is the first part of a series that I absolutely love! H writes fics including POC and she’s amazing! 

• Eggs by @cliffordchick - this is so soft honestly jsjsjsjs and check out all the other fics/blurbs from this writer !!! I love this blog so much 

fluff:

• babysitting with cal by @deadmancrawling is just the SWEETEST thing it’s so soft 😭 we love uncle!calum

• milkshake by @hotmessmichael !! em is such a talented writer and it makes me want michael to take care of me (also read all of em’s other fics!)

• Hold My Hand by @morningfears - it’s a collage!calum au and it’s so sweet and soft and makes me want Calum in my life 

angst:

• I’ll always protect you by @glitterprincelu - if you want your heart to break ksjsjsjs I cried the first time I read this, it’s angst and dad!calum and it’s very very sad (honestly just read all of Ida’s work, it all melts/breaks my heart but I love her anyway)

• to save a life by @irwinkitten - also very sad (my friends love to hurt people) but so soft & it’s dad!ashton!

smut:

• Floral by @softforcal - it’s tattoo artist!cal which is one of my fave au’s, it’s slow burn so you get to know the characters and there’s smut at the end! I LOVE this so much, and check out the rest of her writing too 💕 one of my amazingly talented friends!

• this blurb by @flannelpunkcalum just makes me want calum to be in love with me

• Slow by @snapbackcake - I want slow sex with Ashton I love this so much 😩

• Domestic!Michael by @michaelgclifford - this writer isn’t really active on here anymore but wow all of her fics and blurbs are so soft I just love them so much

• With you at my side by @smuttyscribbles - I adore this so so SO much I just want two babies that look like luke🥺

• Pierced by @twilightparker - I’m in love with piercer!cal wow (also read the rest of her writing it’s all so so good!)

• Soft by @morningfears -  I love this so so much it’s so calming (all of this writer’s fics and blurbs are just amazing i’m in love with them) 

blurbs:

• blurbs by @calpops - you get a bit of everything !!!

• @flannelpunkcalum also does amazing blurbs!!

• blurbs by @worshipkink - honestly so many kinks & amazing blurbs that she deserves more credit for! (also send her some love, people on twitter suck💕)

• blurbs by @rakkaroses are amazing too!

other:

• Gold in the Clouds by @cakesunflower - an angel!ashton au which is absolutely LOVE summer is so talented!

so there we go !!! I hope you find some stuff you like, I love all of these talented writers !!! 💕