#pickle/sage 🪴 he/they/it

[jvpiterstears]

okay. so people have headcanons about oj having different liquids, but what about taco?

we all know she’s a veggie taco. what happenes if we add spices? and meat? what kind of meat does what thing? which spices affect her in which ways?? does it make a difference what vegetables she has????????

if we add paprika and peppers to make her spicy does she get freaky

[jvpiterstears]

awh yeah baby, it’s old headcanon/theory time.

so about a year ago (or two?) i came up with a fleshed out backstory for taco and incorporated it into a lot of my behavior towards her. explaining the reason for her wanting the money includes explaining something else first:

her family.

taco’s family was all half hispanic half french, some of them just one or the other. she was one of two girls among several boys, and was a late birth— largely because her mom was sneaking off and cheating with a man from england. which is why taco has the accent. her whole family was cold and abusive to her, except for one cousin who visited for the holidays, which obviously messed her up.

her family was (supposedly) poor, living in a small house with just enough money to keep every (aside from taco. sadly.) fed and the bills paid long enough for taco to grow around 12-13 years old. they kicked her out of the house and told her “look, unless you can get us enough money and stop being a useless little girl, you can’t be here. not even for holidays. come back when you have us some money lmao”

SO. in comes the one cousin who likes taco. yeah he’s actually important to this! surpriiiiisee! he’s still in contact with her, and is like “hey. i found this competition thing and i signed you up. go win some money and be accepted back because i really miss visiting you on holidays” and she’s like holy shit! wow! a chance for my family to finally love and accept me! i’m gonna go do this and be loved for once (loses the show) FUCKING SHIT.

so her family fully disowns her to a point anyone who talks to her is also disowned (yikers!!) and then in comes season 2. she’s like “oh, i get to try again and maybe actually be in my famil— (gets divorced) OKAY WHAT THE FUCK.” and now she doesn’t care about her family and just wants her exes back.. ^_^ can you tell she’s my favorite?? and that i flesh out every favorite character that has no backstory??????? and this isn’t even the most detailed version. her family and backstory is worse than i’m telling you about.

:3

What is everyone’s hcs on Taco’s backstory? Like why do you think she wanted the million so badly?

(We’re pretending that everyone wasn’t made by MePhone lol)

[sleepiest-gamerboyy]

!! INTRO

🥒 — pickle [ sage / al ]

- 22y/o;; he/they/she 🎮 bigender & bisexual + polyamorous!! •*.�� african american / partially european

- massive attachment, trust, and abandonment issues.. we get a little mentally ill here [ 🌿 ] diagnosed autism, adhd, depression & anxiety- therapist says i might have psychosis and bpd but i don’t believe him

- gorillaz #1 fan, frequent mitski listener & fan of the correspondents 🪴—.• i have no clothing style nor do i know what music genre i listen to……

- i draw and animate as a pass time when i’m not excessively gaming

- multilingual! i can speak french and spanish!! and i’m working on russian too (god please don’t make me speak any of those in any asks i can’t speak french spanish or russian it’s just for the character depth-)

- i use emoticons sometimes. get over it!!! :D

- i think that’s all for now

!! INFO

- blog takes place after season 2

- box always open, if it's closed it's for important reasons

- text <-in character // text <-out of character // text <-other

- PACO, TACOMIC, & GENERAL TACO HATE DNI. if those are a trigger and you're not js hating, please stay away for your own comfort/safety. i understand how it feels to see stuff that triggers you.

-asks!!

Yes: usual asks, m!a asks, dark asks, mod asks, semi/mild nsfw asks— pretty much any asks except for the below. and yes, you can ask stuff as other characters.

No: highly immoral asks, p3d0 stuff, z00phile stuff, politics, or proshipping. and before you yell at me for my ships being proships just shut up, i have evidence they aren't.

- blog run by 1 person, not accepting other mods.

- mic or taco ask/rp blogs can int if they want, just beware that i already have a mic blog and a taco blog that i'm planning to use to int with this blog. so interactions between this blog and other blogs not run by me probably won't be canon on this page! but it can be canon on your page, just warn/ask me. other character blogs are highly encouraged to interact! except any trophy stuff. please keep trophy ii things away.

- please ignore that all three of the ask blogs use the same template, i could npt for the life of me figure out a way to do the intros while making them all different layouts..

- can't think of anything else so; blog owner goes by it/they, please respect this.