#picking up stuff off the ground with one of those long tong - stick things

[theloveinc]

LMFAOOOOO THE TAGS IN THE VIGILANTE DEKU POST IMCJSJFJSJJDJDJHF 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

LOOOL I WAS AT A RESTAURANT WHEN I WROTE THEM SO I COULDN'T GO TOO INTO DETAIL, BUT why does it fit him so well ASJKHFJAKD?????

Like i know his main goal is to be a hero and he's all jacked up with mooscles plus he'd never quit BUT I HIM BEiNG A COUCH POTATO FART IS SO GOOD TOO😩

can't wait for the day you get to it in your household :')))

(non-quirk AU he's your lazy ass engineering / football player bf working his booty off for a law degree but all he does at home is sleep and be a bum.... jk)

[jessefandomunited]

A New Addition-(Zombieland)Part2

Alora P.O.V

           I felt incredibly lucky that I found Columbus and Tallahassee. They seemed really great, and the talk I had with Columbus was so refreshing. Usually to kill boredom I would practice telling my story to a random person while I was walking. Other times I would listen to my ipod, which seemed dangerous, but it actually enhanced my awareness, and I would only put one earbud in. Anyways I was kind of happy I got to tell them early on I was a girl, there might have been some conflict with that reveal if I waited too long, as for Columbus, I was hardcore falling for him. I know it’s only been a few hours but in this time, there are slim pickings and what are the odds that I would find a smart resourceful cute guy in the midst of all the crap going on. I opened my eyes and saw the light streaming through the curtains. I stretched and decided, I might as well wear one of the cute outfits I’ve been holding off on. I put on  this dress with shorts which made it cute and easy to move around it, then I put on my favorite pair of boots and my leather jacket that I loved so much. I walked out and hearing no one, I decided to just go out and enjoy the morning. I grabbed my gun and slung it over my shoulder before opening the door. Their car was still here so I knew they didn’t leave without me, they must have just been sleeping. I was a bit relieved because the last thing I wanted was to be left behind after having a great conversation. I took a deep breath and pulled my ipod out of my pocket. I attached a solar panel to it so I didn’t have to worry about finding a charger for the thing , and it was a nice reminder of what use to be. I flipped through them and found the song “ Carry on My Wayward Son” It relaxed me, and gave me hope , also I wanted to kill some zombies and usually noise attracted them. I cleared my throat and sang at the top of my lungs, “ CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON, THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE, LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE NO” I broke into a guitar solo as I heard the growls of zombies. I smirked as I positioned my gun. Soon enough two zombies came sprinting out of the woods. I Immediately shot one then rolled under the car before shooting the other one in the feet. It stumbled and came crashing to the ground before I popped up on the other side and shot him right in the head. I heard a few more coming. I spun around and began singing again as I shot, “ once I rose above the noise and confusion, just to get a glimpse behind this illusion , I was soring ever higher, but I flew too high. Though my eyes could see I still was a blind man, though my mind could think I still was a mad man, I hear the voices when I’m dreaming, I can hear them say.” I broke into the chorus again as I shot two or three more then stopped and stretched. I yawned, it was always good to get some nerves out before you fully wake up, and doing it to one of your favorite songs is even better. I smiled and turned around to see Columbus and Tallahassee standing in the doorway. They had a mixture of surprise and confusion in their face. I jogged over blushing a bit, “uhh good morning.” Tallahassee just laughed, “ are you kidding me, you just took out all those zombies, while singing, fantastic!” I laughed awkwardly and rubbed my arm, “ ya thanks.” “ Don’t you think having earphones in inhibit you’re ability to hear,” Columbus asked worriedly. I shook my head,” no, it sharpens it, and makes it a whole lot more fun.” Tallahassee messed up my hair, “woooweee we are keeping you Runt, come on lets hit the road.” He jogged in to get his stuff and I lingered behind, walking in with Columbus back into the house.

Soon enough we were back on the road ,it was never good to stay in one place for too long. Anyways there were no places around it that gave a steady source of food and water which we kind of needed. I was in the back seat again laying down trying to think of something interesting to say when Columbus spoke up., “ So Alora, how did you get the ipod to work for so long?” I chuckled, “ oh , I was able to rig up a solar panel  to the battery so whenever it gets low I just stick it in the…. Holy crap stop STOP THE CAR.” I was already fussing with the door and opened it before he even stopped. The thing I saw was simply a miracle, that is the only explanation. “ KAYLA,” I yelled my eyes wide. “ HEY RUNT GET BACK HERE NOW,” Tallahassee yelled as I ran to her.  She turned around, her eyes widening “ ALORA YOU’RE ALIVE!?” I wrapped my arms around her tightly and started crying. Seeing a familiar face was the best surprise you can ever get. She was crying too as she sniffled, “ everything is gone, everything, I’m glad there is one person I know that isn’t dead or, undead.” I smiled looking at her, “ well come on, I have a ride, I’m sure they wouldn’t mind one more.” She nodded quickly pulling her rolling Spiderman backpack with her. I shook my head, “ still with the Spiderman.” She smirked, “ if I find him milling around somewhere I need to show him that I still love him. “ I laughed and jogged back over to the car and hopped in. “ Hey uhh, Columbus, Tallahassee, this is one of my best friends, Kayla,” I stuttered,  “can…can she come with us?”  They kind of exchanged a glance, then just as Tallahassee was about to say something Columbus cut him off, “ of course she can.” He smiled lightly , “ Kayla right?” She nodded and wiped her eyes, “ thank you guys so much.” Tallahassee rolled his eyes, “ whatever.” He began driving again.

Soon me and Kayla were firing off story after story of old times. Most were from our old work which is where we first met, and we absolutely hated it. Work not meeting each other. As we talked we realized how insane we must have sounded to the guys. We were talking about stuff like how we would have bread fights and how we were married to like five other people at work. Tallahassee would sometimes smirk a bit as we would talk about annoying costumers that we wished were zombies just as an excuse to shoot them in the face. Unfortunately it never happened. Columbus turned around finally and began listening to all our stories , finding them incredibly interesting. “ you guys really did that,” he asked smirking slightly, after I talked about when we went into the managers office with salad tongs, pretending to be a crab.  “ it’s true,” Kayla laughed leaning back , “ oh my gosh it was so funny, we were really tired that night.” I shook my head, “ I don’t think that's a reason, we were already crazy before that.” She nodded, “ point taken, hey good news, I heard that we don’t have to go back to work anymore.” I leaned back and pumped my fist in the air, “ thank you zombies.” Columbus smiled and laughed weakly , “ sounds like you guys had a fantastic time at work.” We looked at each other and broke out laughing. “ Heck no that place was from the bowels of hell,” I said with a smile. He looked surprised, “ really , you make it sound like it was great.” I shrugged, “ what can I say we enjoy the little things and make the best out of the given situation.” Tallahassee punched Columbus in the arm and said, “ what did I say?” “ Oww,” Columbus groaned rubbing his arm, “ I got it calm down.” I smiled lightly as Columbus pulled away, he was too adorable, no no, what was I doing? I couldn’t start falling for him, the goal was to survive not get into relationships. Kaya suddenly looked over at me and covered her mouth, hiding a smirk. I looked over at her and mouthed, “ what?” She grabbed me and got right next to my ear before whispering, “ you have a thing for Columbus don’t you?” I blushed bright red as Columbus and Tallahassee were glancing back at up. “ And what are you two doing ,” Tallahassee asked . I slowly pushed Kayla back to her seat and said, “ nothing and Kayla that is a blatant lie, what on earth gave you that idea.” She smirked, “ you’re blushing.” I rolled my eyes, “ it’s because you surprise tackled me and got three inches from my face.” She crossed her legs and grabbed my hand lightly, “ Alora, don’t lie to yourself.” I did a quick glance over at Columbus who was now awkwardly looking out the side window chewing on the draw string of his jacket, my heart leapt a bit but I snapped out of it and turned back to her, “ cut it out.” She Patted my arm and said, “ I’ve missed you so much, “ I smiled, “ I missed you too.” “ Uh, what you guys talking about,” Columbus asked casually Looking back at us the drawstring still in his mouth. “ NOTHING,” I said quickly. Kayla broke out laughing as Tallahassee pulled to a stop, “oooh no.” “ What,” I asked eager to change the subject. As I looked out the window, I saw what he was talking about, there was a huge blockade of cars and zombies were crawling around and on it. I smiled slyly, “ what are we waiting for?” I pulled out my gun and cocked it. “ I like your way of thinking runt, lets go.” He parked the car and was about to leap out when Columbus yelled, “ stop, we can’t just go out without a plan!” I shrugged, “ you might not , but I sure can. I opened the car door and rushed out beginning to shoot. I felt Kayla right beside me. “ I’ve got your back just keep shooting forward, “ She yelled as I ran. We got a few down but I also got down. I tripped over a piece of debris and twisted my ankle. I cried out in pain and tried to shoot as many zombies as I could but it was hard. “ GUYS ALORA IS DOWN,” Kayla said panicked. “ I’m fine get the zombies, “ I called out. Suddenly a zombie fell right on top of me, growling  and snapping at me. I hit him with my gun and swiftly delivered two shots to its head, then proceeded to hit  it over and over again. I didn’t know I was crying until someone picked me up and said gently, “ it’s alright you’re alright.” I looked up and saw it was Columbus. I struggled a bit, “stop just leave me I’m going to slow you guys down.” “ No you’re,” he stopped as a zombie began sprinting towards us. I yelped and swung my gun around before delivering about three or four shots to the head. “ Good shot,” He congratulated. “ Thanks now just let me die,” I pleaded but as I tried to move my foot even a bit I cringed, “ahhh.” He wrapped one arm around me and held me closer, “ I will not just let you die.” The determination in his voice was amazingly flattering and made me feel safe. He swung open the back of the car and gently put me inside before climbing in and shutting the door.  He gently sat my foot on his lap and began to examine it. I squeezed my eyes shut with every movement my foot made. “ Sorry, I just need to see where the problem is,” He whispered. “ The problem is I was stupid and didn’t watch where I was going,” I grumbled.  He shook his head, “ don’t say that about yourself, from what I’ve seen you are incredibly smart.” I blushed, “ oh…thanks.” The two front doors of the car suddenly swung open and Tallahassee and Kayla hopped right in whooping. “ boy that was fun,” Tallahassee chuckled. “ wooooowee what a rush, Kayla chuckled slipping into the front seat, “ how’s Alora doing?” Columbus gave a half nod and said, “ her ankle is really swollen but If we are able to somehow get some ice or hot water, we might be able to ease it a bit. Tallahassee chuckled, “ I know what will help with the pain.” He pulled out a bottle of whiskey and handed it over, “ drink some of that.” “ Come on Tallahassee do you really think this is the best idea,” Columbus questioned a little on edge. I took the bottle though and took a long drink before handing it back, “woooh that is some stuff.” Kayla chuckled, “ oh I’m gonna love this, I’ve never seen you hardcore drunk. I shook my head, “ I am completely fine  I’m sure it’ll do nothing.”