#pic 3 is how Ema and Tab were born

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"My Valentine"

Valentine is the pink Addison that sells cotton candy in my url au, he’s Spam’s husband and Pin's other Papa

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PHOENORA DUH

MEME - ( ACCEPTING. )

Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - Beast voice: FOREVERMOOOORE.

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They lost touch for a while and then grew closer again. It was slow at first, though, but then Lenora being arrested for murder sped it up and they both realized their feelings around that time. It was at just the right time.

How was their first kiss? - So sweet and showed just how much they cared about each other. It was also a way for Phoenix to show Lenora just how deep his feeling were for her as he had been unsure how to properly express it at first.

Wedding:

Who proposed? - Phoenix. He did it in a intimate setting where she wouldn’t be the center of attention. He knew she wouldn’t like that (and tbh he doesn’t like the idea of public proposals either)

Who is the best man/men? - Larry, Edgeworth, Apollo, and Gumshoe if he wants to be.

Who is the bridesmaid(s)? - Trucy, Rin, Maya, Athena, and maybe Ema??

Who did the most planning? - They planned together. A wedding is between two people, so two people should be involved in planning. Phoenix wanted to as well. He liked to look at the different designs options for the venue.

Who stressed the most? - Probably Lenora, but it wouldn’t be over anything big/serious. And Phoenix found it really cute and would just smooch her worries away.

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (At first it would be maybe a 4 because they get married when he’s still disbarred, but later they renew their vows and make it a fancier wedding, which is when it’s a 7)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Ex-girlfriends/boyfriends, Lenora’s dad, Kristoph (as he would still be free the time the wedding takes place).

Sex:

Who is on top? - Phoenix mostly.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Lenora mostly, but Phoenix is more than happy to go along with it.

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - It depends. Sometimes they can go for a while and really take their time with foreplay, but they aren’t against quickies during work breaks.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - They mostly do, but it’s not like they keep tabs lmao. Like they don’t feel that it’s healthy to worry about it. Sometimes they like just getting the other off (especially if it’s oral). They both please each other and they’re very satisfied, so that’s all that counts.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - Three! (Colton and Aaron are twins who are born first and then Isabella comes along)

How many children will they adopt? - One! Trucy! Their baby girl. (Although sometimes they will want to adopt others that they come across during cases).

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Phoenix would get stuck on how to change them because he has ZERO experience with babies, but neither parent would be suck having to deal with them all the time. It’s a shared duty.

Who is the stricter parent? - Probably Lenora, but Phoenix will gradually learn how to be more strict. Again, it just comes down to experience. Lenora looked after her little sister a lot and so she has developed more skills in that area at first. Phoenix also has to realize that his kids won’t stop loving him if he gets strict.

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Lenora, but she’ll tell Phoenix when he gets home from work and he’ll back her up in her decision.

Who is the more loved parent? - They’re both loved!! Although Izzy always looks for her dad’s approval and she’s so similar to him that it’s actually kinda scary.

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Lenora and she will fight with the teachers if she thinks they’re not doing their job right (because if the legal system is so screwed up, then what does the education system look like?) Phoenix would arrive halfway through to a heated discussion and cheer Lenora on.

Who cried the most at graduation? - Phoenix BAWLED. And that made Lenora cry more. It’s the reason she brought so many packs of tissues!

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Phoenix because he would defend them. Lenora would want to work on the case, but would be working in another lab by this point. She would feel comfortable knowing that Phoenix was in charge of the case, though.

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Lenora because she’s better at it. Phoenix is learning, though!

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Lenora probably because she knows all about healthy alternatives. Phoenix will eat anything, really. 

Who does the grocery shopping? - They both try to do it together, but sometime one does it alone with Trucy when the other is working.

How often do they bake desserts? - Not too much, but maybe every month or so. More for Trucy’s benefit.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Both. More salad is included in dinner, but the meat isn’t taken away.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - If it’s cooking, then Lenora. Phoenix would try to, but he would also feel bad because his food probably wouldn’t be the best. He’s more likely to get them dinner reservations.

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Phoenix because he likes to treat his girl.

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Phoenix, but that’s a bit of a stretch. He’s not that incompetent (despite what the fandom thinks).

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - They like to be in charge of their own clothes and keep it tidy (even though Phoenix has caught Lenora folding his clothes for him) and they both change the sheets (sometimes even doing it together and then ending up rolling around on the bed, tickling each other).

Who is really against chores? - Phoenix, but he’s an adult and he knows they have to get done? lmao! 

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Phoenix, but only if he JUST swept the floor and put the brush away and then sees one tiny bit that was missed. Just kicks it. In annoyance.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Probably Lenora?? Because she’s a good hostess and Phoenix would just pose on the couch and greet guests (lbr it’s probably only Larry) with a “WELCOME TO MY CASTLE, PEASANT.”

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Phoenix and he’s going to keep it!! And then give it to Trucy because she’s a good kid.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Lenora because she has her long hair and more products to use. Phoenix will only take longer if he starts singing like he’s in a full-length concert. Then he’ll remember that he’s wasting water and LEAP out.

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Lenora because Smoochums is more her pet than he is Phoenix’s. And Phoenix doesn’t know what to do if another dog approaches.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Every holiday! It would be weird if they didn’t!

What are their goals for the relationship? - To love each other deeply and to always tell the truth. To offer safety and comfort and to help each other through their past troubles. To recognize and accept their flaws, but love them anyway. To allow each other to remain independent and free in their careers.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Phoenix because he sometimes works late nights at the Borscht. He also spends some nights staying out late to investigate. 

Who plays the most pranks? - Phoenix, but he’s taught Lenora the ways of trolling and now they both play pranks on the others at the office (especially Apollo).