#phosophor slime

[whiplashsquid]

Slime Rancher has literally peak character designs

[bestslimerancher]

[pixlime]

I love pink honey largos. They’re so shiny

[zeliccas]

Also,

Some thing's that have been happening a lot in my game lately:

-The Tabby Slimes keep on Glitching out and getting Carrots stuck on their Mouths and they just kind bounce around like that and it's adorable

-Lucky Slimes have been Freaking Every Where

-My Phosophors keep on Booping me and it's just cute as heck

Story time

Ok I’m telling you all a Slime Rancher story listen up.

So once upon a time I was minding my own business in the small little area that connects to the Overgrowth when out of no where, Boom a Gold Slime appeared.

So like a Responsible Normal Human being I got out some food and slowly moved towards it, as I got close it stopped what it was doing and just stared at me, and before I knew it, just like that, It bounced into the Slime Sea.

So this Little Piece of Crap Gold Slime decided that instead of being nice and giving a Broke Rancher me some of its Plorts, It’s decided Suicide was better.

I’m very annoyed and mad at this Slime.