#phoenix is nakey

[wr1ghtw0rth]

Please give me a rough nrmt kiss? :3 thank you!!

I literally just finished this and showed it in the server.... so if you've already seen that, I'm not sorry lol!

[thepoggersdilemma]

got so many thoughts about aa4 phoenix man

Click here to see them full: https://itaku.ee/posts/144926

[tacobellabeanburrito]

Idk doodles I did of miles and Phoenix a long while back. I never posted them cause they looked so bad but uh. Yeah. Idk. I’m feeling a little more confident in my artwork (even though it’s not that good).

(Sorry they are nakey in the last pic lmao it’s kinda funny tho)

[grewlikefancyflowers]

Okay, people blame all the miscommunication on LWJ but have they ever considered how the situation may look from his pov? WWXs enormous crush is obvious to the readers but not to LWJ. His behaviour might seem confusing from the outside pov.

I think WWX's behaviour caused LWJ a lot of confusion and frustration.

I mean, WWX flirts with him pretty much in all their interactions across both his lives*. LWJ is very aware of this because he tells him, 'If you do not have those intentions, do not flirt with others. You are doing as you please yet others will be in turmoil.' (ch.54). He's not 'in turmoil' because he's jealous that WWX had been flirting with Mianmian (or at least, that's a minor part in it). WWX flirts with girls all the time, LWJ is aware of this, he's aware of the fact that WWX doesn't feel anything towards her (or any of the others), this is precisely the thing that frustrates him, because WWX behaves this way with him too (or at least appears to, LWJ has no way of knowing that WWX actually has real feelings for him. WWX doesn't even know this).

*Notable examples of flirty behaviour in his first life since there are somehow people who miss his planet-sized crush — Constantly trying to get LWJ's attention and calling him er-gege (not inherently flirty but is when taken in the context of everything else), drawing a portrait of LWJ & winking at him, seeking him out and saying 'did you miss me~' and giving him gifts, finding LWJ in the cold spring and draping himself over the rocks and murmuring 'lan zhan' in his ear then stripping, then purposefully trying to move closer to/touch LWJ while they're both nakey, throwing flowers for him at Phoenix Mountain & in Yunmeng (while knowing he is imitating how girls behave with their crushes), pretending to faint to 'trick' LWJ into catching and holding him when he visited Yiling.

When WWX is flirting with the jiejies in Caiyi town, JC comments that he is 'flirting around again,' (which carries a double meaning because WWX had just been flirting with LWJ too), so it is evident to LWJ that WWX casually flirts with whoever. WWX seems barely aware of what he's doing, which only frustrates LWJ further,

'Lan WangJi looked at him quietly, “Do you behave in such a frivolous way towards everyone?”

Wei WuXian thought for a second, “I think so?”

Lan WangJi looked at the ground. He only replied a moment later, “How impudent!”

The word was spat through gritted teeth and tinged with an inexplicable bitterness'.

As well as that, WWX several times suggests, or outright says, that he is straight.

When he gives LWJ straight porn — '“What kind of person are you?!” “What kind of person could I be? I’m a guy!” Wei Wuxian said. Lan Wangji’s tone was cutting. “You have no shame!” “I have to be ashamed? Don’t tell me you’ve never looked at these things. I don’t believe it.” Evidently, in WWX's view, looking at straight porn is just the standard expected thing for him to do, as a guy. He evens expects LWJ to have done so too. Obviously this is comphet talking, but to LWJ is simply comes across as if the boy he's crushing on is straight, and cannot even fathom being anything else. LWJ never appears to struggle with any expectation that he should be interested in women, nor does his family find his queerness unusual, so it's probable that WWX's struggles with his sexuality are hard for LWJ realise and understand at this point, esp because he's so young and preoccupied with his own feelings.

In the cold spring scene, WWX's flirting reaches unhinged levels, he also starts complimenting LWJ, and says, '“Lan Zhan, did you figure out what I was trying to do earlier?” “No,” Lan Wangji replied. “Really, you didn’t know? I was kissing up to you so you’d be my friend.” Lan Wangji side-eyed him. “What are you trying to accomplish?”' LWJ asks WWX what exactly his intentions are, clearly he thinks just trying to be friends is not a good explanation for the things WWX does. But WWX insists he really just wants LWJ to be his friend, he says if he's his friend he'll share his porn books (btw the word used is 春宫图 which refers exclusively to het erotica), then WWX goes on to insist that girls won't like how LWJ is behaving, then tries to convince him to come to Yunmeng with the promise that there are pretty girls there. So WWX really does just repeatedly flirt with LWJ, in this situation he does not only reiterate that he is attracted to women, but also just operates under the assumption that LWJ is too. LWJ again can only reasonably take from this interaction that WWX firmly identifies as straight and isn't generally open to anything else.

(Yes bisexuality exists but I do not think characters within the text (or perhaps the text itself) have much awareness of that. Eg, it is decided based on MXY's cutsleeve behaviour that he cannot possibly be WWX, because it was widely 'known' that WWX was attracted to women. Aside from that, imo MXTX repeatedly wrote all these examples of WWX's supposed attraction to women with the purpose of it coming across to LWJ as if WWX could not possibly return his feelings because LWJ's unconditional love of him with no expectation of anything in return is a key part of his character. From a storytelling perspective there isn't really any other reason for these scenes to exist.)

And then there is that infamous scene in Xuanwu Cave when WWX strips and pulls LWJ's clothes off too, pretending that he has certain intentions, though his real purpose was obvs to help LWJ. (Also I think 'Wei WuXian took off all of his clothes and tore them to shreds, “What do I want to do? Right now, we two are the only ones here. I’m already making it so obvious— what do you think I want to do?”' (ch.54) echoes the cold spring scene — 'Wei Wuxian kicked off his boots, removed his clothes, and threw them everywhere. “I took off all my clothes and you’re still asking me what I’m doing here."' (ch.18), implying that WWX was on some level aware of how his actions came across back then, though couldn't consciously address it). The exchange ends with LWJ asking WWX not to do things like this, 'Although he knew that it was out of good will, Lan WangJi still seemed a bit annoyed, “… Can you not make this kind of joke again?!”' He's still annoyed in large part because this is not the first time WWX has pulled this exact trick, 'good will' is not all there is to it. WWX misunderstands and decides to placate him by assuring him that he is straight, '"Don’t worry—I don’t like men, I won’t take advantage of the opportunity and do anything to you.”' Unsurprisingly, this only seems to annoy LWJ further. Probably because WWX has constantly been making these types of 'jokes' and the fact that WWX seemingly has no real feelings behind them is precisely why LWJ reacts badly to it.

LWJ isn't someone who lacks empathy and understanding, when it comes to WWX he is always watching him. So, it probably does occur to him that WWX's insistence that he is straight can perhaps not be taken at face value (especially when they spend a lot of time together in WWX's second life). Actually, after the Phoenix Mountain flower throwing, LWJ is quite insistent that WWX admit to being to one who did it, 'Holding the flower, Lan WangJi seemed to be quite cold. His tone seemed cold as well, “Was it you?”' Then in Yunmeng, LWJ asks WWX why he did it 'Lan WangJi, “Why?” Wei WuXian, “Why not? I just wanted to see how you’d react to such a thing.” Lan WangJi, “Ridiculous.”' (LWJ responds here with his signature '无聊', which carries a connotation of doing something pointless, because you're so bored you have nothing else to do, which I think is reflective of how he takes WWX's flirting overall.)

So, LWJ probably considers the possibility that there is actually something more to WWX's flirting, and wants to get him to admit he does it and asks him why he does it. But I think LWJ is also hesitant to dwell on this possibility too much as he is very fearful of violating WWX's boundaries, I think he's very concerned about wishful thinking or making assumptions or inadvertently projecting his feelings onto WWX. All this is also reflected in how LWJ warns WWX several times in his second life to be aware of his actions/words ('Mark your words', 'are you sure you want to do this', 'do not fool around', 'you reap what you sow'), he sincerely wants WWX to think about what he does, he doesn't want to allow or reciprocate WWX's advances if there's a possibility he's just messing around and doesn't mean it. Basically, he really wants to avoid a situation where they do anything together for any reason other than that's what WWX truly wants.

[autisticvampireclub]

WIP cow fambly weow.......💕💕

@adoginahellsite

[higherpowershelpme]

Decided to try my hand at making my apprentice in the arcana art style and..

I freaking love them so much

[queenofcats17]

Snowflake shows bubby how to make cute little sweaters and shirts for animals, and they both make tons of cute outfits

Bubby’s hairless cat needs clothes because they’re nakey and Bubby doesn’t want them to be cold. 

Snowflake likes making little sweaters for Phoenix and Sam-Sam

[underthoughts]

Hey! So I wanted to say good luck with your blog! I admit, I don't usually request for the Skelebros that much, however I been curious! Could you please write some Scenarios for UT and US Sans where their love cannot die? Not in the sense that they reset, but that if unless Old Age kills them, they turn to Dust (think like when Thanos snaps his fingers/when Monsters die)... and then they just manifest straight back, more miffed than hurt?

Thnky! And I hope this answer is to your liking!

And that form of death is just like a phoenix!!! They turn to ash and then emerge reborn from the pile!!!

TW: Death | Stabbing | House Fire | Non-sexual Nudity (s/o being ‘reborn’)

UT Sans / Vanilla

To think his day was going to have angry “harmless” anti-monster protesters flood the monster-safe business square the day you wanted to get some more nice cream.

It wasn’t too bad, until one of the “harmless” protesters say you and Vanilla together and pulled a knife.

The knife was most likely aimed towards him. He wasn’t ready to die, and he had barely a second to recognize his inevitable death.

Luckily you stepped in, unluckily- you were stabbed.

It was even worse when you fell down, scaring everyone human and monster alike as your body crumpled to ash. Even the stabber was scared shitless!

But this wasn’t real right!? Humans don’t die like monsters! Vanilla didn’t want to believe his s/o was gone, not like this!

The police had rushed in by then, the stabber being pointed out by the monsters who were close enough to watch their favorite comedian lose his mate.

Lo and behold after a few minutes for Vanilla to mourn, the ash starts moving. And you basically regrow a new body in under a minute.

You’re naked, you’re angry. You have a crying skeleton on your hands and you have no clue where the jerk with the knife went. 

Needless to say, you got a lot of explaining to do.

US Sans / Lu

The days spent on the surface has always been Lu’s favorite! He can see his new human friends, he can see what new ingredients he’ll cook with, check out the cool firetruck that passes down his s/o’s street, visit his s/o and their blazing home-

Your house is on fire.

Your house is on fire.

Lu is a short bluescreen and on the scene screaming for your name. The firefighters on the scene are holding him back as parts of your home collapse into the flames.

His voice is hoarse as the flames are at their highest and their lowest. It’s after the light of day is gone and the street lights dare when Drizzle is able to leave his shift and hurry to his brother. Lu is stiff to the touch.

You never picked up your phone, he has no clue if you were in there or if you left your phone at home... but Lu knows. He knows but he doesn’t want to accept it.

The burnt mound that remained of his s/o and your home is what’s left. He couldn’t use any gifts or moments to replace you. 

He’s only allowed anywhere on site after the ok is given by the firefighters that the ground won’t burn through his boots. But he doesn’t care, he wants to find you. Even if it’s the tiniest trinket he can hold onto.

Lu traverses the burnt tomb and comes into the kitchen and finds...  a peculiar pile of dust. Or- is it ash? It looks too clean to be part of the house.

He barely gets a good look at it when it starts to wriggle. Holy-

You started out as a small bean of skin and hair and- you regrew as a nakey human. Looking not a day older than... how old you are right then.

Now you see Lu and- 

“The oven exploded.” Ah, that explains... everything.

Lu is shocked and you, a naked human(?) now have to explain to your boney boyfriend why the hell you emerged from a pile of ash like you haven’t died from an oven explosion and fire that destroyed your entire house. 

Funny.

[pinksweatergettingbetter]

Wakey wakey, I'm nakey

Phoenix shrieks and covers his eyes.

[dumb-dude64]

Nakey Mouse #mickeymouse #disney (at Brass Armadillo Antique Mall - Phoenix) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bu8CxowFJKU/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=mbz7nlx6tucr

[phoenixmakeswords]

Pretty sure if I was an actual phoenix I would pluck out all my feathers from anxiety and just be a big nakey firebird. Gotta love death omens.

[netunleashed-blog]

Mel B strips completely NAKED with bestie whilst taking swipe at ex Stephen Belafonte

http://www.internetunleashed.co.uk/?p=28599 Mel B strips completely NAKED with bestie whilst taking swipe at ex Stephen Belafonte - http://www.internetunleashed.co.uk/?p=28599 As Mel B continues to fight her ex Stephen Belafonte over access to her daughter Angel, the former Spice Girl has stripped off and let it be known that she's afraid of nothing and no-one. Posing in her birthday suit with best friend Gary Madatyan, she took a not-so-subtle swipe at her ex with the caption, "Back to basics naked but never ever afraid finally, with my Bestie @gary_90210." The 43-year-old showed off her bum, tum and even a bit of side boob as she leapt into Gary's waiting arms whilst taking a skinny dip. In a second shot, she cuddled up to the hairdresser, captioning the shot, "And then there where 2 #truefriendshipneverends #brutallyhonest #truth." Read More Nakey, nakey, nakey (Image: Instagram) Mel said she's going 'back to basics' (Image: Instagram) Read More Mel B and Stephen Belafonte It comes after Mel and Stephen spent four hours locked in a courtroom last Friday trying - and failing - to reach a custody agreement over Angel, whose father is Eddie Murphy. Producer Stephen - who has daughter Madison, six, with Mel - claims she's called him 'dad' since she could talk and is requesting step-parent visitation, something his ex is determined to fight. Adding to Mel's woes, she's struggling to keep afloat financially, claiming their divorce has cost her £2.2million. According to court documents obtained by The Blast, the IRS is now taking money straight out of her America's Got Talent wage. Read More She reckons her divorce from Belafonte lost her £2.2million (Image: PA) L-R: Mel's daughter Phoenix, Madison, Mel B, Giselle Belafonte and Angel (Image: WENN.com) Video Loading Video Unavailable Click to play Tap to play The video will start in 8Cancel Play now In the papers, she reportedly writes, "I do not have the financial capabilities at this point to pay for these community property debts. I am currently a judge on the NBC television show, America's Got Talent. "I am currently in contract until the end of October 2018. I do not know if I will be asked back as a Judge on America's Got Talent or if they will renew my contract... "My current state of financial affairs is of utmost concern due to the fact that Stephen and I have immense tax debts and have been unable to repay those debts." Source link

[clownboyidiot-archive]

rigel deneb betelgeuse phoenix

i didnt read any of these before reblogging it

Have you ever gone on a rollercoaster? yes

Have you ever been out of your home country? ya i went to mexico a couple times a loooooooooooong time ago and to europe once a looongish time ago. they were very weird experiences. in rome i bought a pack of rip off pokemon cards and one of them had a picture of charmander humping a bulbasaur and there was another card that was just a farfetch’d labelled as “Duck”

What’s something you can never forget about?high school marching band it was the best experience of my life and i still think about it a lot

Favourite thing to wear?tank top and shorts, i like to feel as nakey as possible without actually being nakey