#phistinblade

[tech-two]

Kristin should be made a panda hybrid more often so Phil can have two bears as his spouses

[maaayhaps]

bisexual c!Philza regardless of gender is just so perfect. it makes so much sense and it opens possibilities for sooooo many different ships amongst him, c!Kristin and c!Techno.

bi Phil with og Techno and og Kristin

bi Phil with og Techno and male Kristin

bi Phil with fem Techno and og Kristin

bi Phil with fem Techno and male Kristin

the possibilities... they are endless.

[soundsoftechzakissing]

Phistinblade Superhero AU where one is a hero, one is a villain and one is a civilian 👀

-Tech-Two

omg gasp? personally I think that techno should be the hero, kristin as the villain, and Phil as the civilian that is somehow constantly in danger and they both techno and Kristin keep saving

PLOT TWIST

They're all together already and Techno and Kristin are horribly concerned for Phils wellbeing and meanwhile he's like lalalalala

[tothegatesofhell]

This is totally not late at all, shhhhh.

A request from someone who voted for enjoltaire for me in the top ao3 ships bracket! Hope this is what you were looking for, I don't really write for these three much.

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The night is peaceful, until it isn't.

Cries pierce the previously silent darkness, and Kristin groans, shifting to poke her nearest partner. She's not sure which one; that would involve opening her eyes.

"Your turn," she grunts.

"Nah," says Techno, flinging an arm over to nudge the body pressed against her back. "I did it last time. Phil's turn."

"Fuck off," Phil says, slurred against her back enough that it's just the vague suggestion of syllables. "I fed 'im two hours ago. Kristin's turn."

"Mm, I pushed him out of my vagina. You guys can do night feedings." The cries stop and she tilts her head, waiting. Maybe-

They start again, and all three of them sigh.

"Fine," Techno says, brushing a kiss to her forehead before rolling off the bed. She snuggles deeper under the covers, enjoying the warmth and softness of the bed.

"Figures your baby would be breaking the Geneva Convention," Techno mutters as he walks out the door, and Phil snorts. The cries stop a few seconds later, and Kristin sighs again, sleep quickly overtaking her.

[techza]

Hi, hello! The name's Leaf o/

I have a suggestion...

Phistinblade prompt in which Philza and Kristin fight over the love of a mortal(Techno ofc) while also them being married, but they hide that they are gods to him as well.

Silly idea that's been living rent free in my head for way too long-

hello hello leaf!

that's such a cute idea. they're little shits trying to see who's the first to make him crack. they bicker and argue sure, but they'll share him eventually.

and i can see techno trying so hard not to get flustered at each of their antics as they try to one up each other every time

[tech-two]

Made a thing after @ks1971 made a thing like it

I am aware it’s ugly but I cannot draw and this was done on mobile

[soundsoftechzakissing]

bisexual poly phistinblade send tweet

[soundsoftechzakissing]

Phistinblade is so good if they’re all into each other. Two dating gods looked down at a scruffy man in a robe and both simultaneously went “Yes I want that one”

-Tech-Two

LITERALLY YESSSSSSSS IT'S SO GOOD!!! NTHEY SAW A PATHETIC BIRD MAN AND DECIDED "THAT ONE!!!!"

[tech-two]

Phistinblade Legend of Zelda AU where Phil is Zelda, Kristin is Link and Techno is ganon

Tragic self fulfilling prophecy via Techno being driven to evil by those who ostracized him because of being the only male gerudo. Phil and Kristin bring the only ones to try and save him despite being his destined enemies

[tech-two]

Send me asks about Techza plssss

[techza]

Same anon, I want to read Phistinblade stuff but I can’t find any anywhere 😭

why must we be the ones to write the fics we want to see

[techza]

What do you think of Techno/Kristin/Philza poly ship? Like actual thoughts, I wanna know lol

Oh anon i love them. i'd say 90% of the time i read any techza story i assume kristin is already Phil's wife and they're all already in/gonna end up in a relationship

I like to think Phil hasn't ever really given the fact he's into multiple people much of a thought, he has never really cared for or adhered to society's rules anyway.

i believe Techno at first would assume that they're exclusive, but upon seeing Phil flirt with a wide variety of people (it might have been due to prolonged exposure, but i agree with the headcannons of that old man having a slut arc) he'd eventually kinda go "ah okay this might work"

then again if he doesn't find out it has such good angst potential. i have a couple drafts where techno is agonizing over nothing because he thinks phil is taken, and phil thinks techno isn't interested and suffers about it. and kristin doesn't intervene because it's hard for her to communicate being a goddess and all but she thinks that they're idiots and should kiss already.

techno and kristin don't end up together in every scenario, but i that's more due to the "specific techno" that is in my head for whatever fic i have in mind. usually they have more of a companionship in their mutual love for phil, but i do like to imagine the ways that they can fall for eachother!

similarly to techza, they represent blood and death, so that's already some good solid ground to build on, they've probably been close to meeting/met more than once before, even if they don't know eachother's names.

their chemistry is not usually explored, i'd like to see it more. literally yesterday i was thinking of switching positions and making techno and kristin meet/marry first, and how phil would eventually fall into that.

many thoughts about them. but to wrap it up: they're all in a very healthy relationship and they squish phil between eachother whenever they have the opportunity

[pink-minecraft-squid]

Thank you thank you thank youuuuuu

This is totally not late at all, shhhhh.

A request from someone who voted for enjoltaire for me in the top ao3 ships bracket! Hope this is what you were looking for, I don't really write for these three much.

~~~~~~~

The night is peaceful, until it isn't.

Cries pierce the previously silent darkness, and Kristin groans, shifting to poke her nearest partner. She's not sure which one; that would involve opening her eyes.

"Your turn," she grunts.

"Nah," says Techno, flinging an arm over to nudge the body pressed against her back. "I did it last time. Phil's turn."

"Fuck off," Phil says, slurred against her back enough that it's just the vague suggestion of syllables. "I fed 'im two hours ago. Kristin's turn."

"Mm, I pushed him out of my vagina. You guys can do night feedings." The cries stop and she tilts her head, waiting. Maybe-

They start again, and all three of them sigh.

"Fine," Techno says, brushing a kiss to her forehead before rolling off the bed. She snuggles deeper under the covers, enjoying the warmth and softness of the bed.

"Figures your baby would be breaking the Geneva Convention," Techno mutters as he walks out the door, and Phil snorts. The cries stop a few seconds later, and Kristin sighs again, sleep quickly overtaking her.