#phaseanswering

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attacks you

swimz leaves for a WEEK and this is what happens. (hands you a sword) en garde motherfucker

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(for the ship ask thijg) u dug ur own grave w this one 😼

Chelley (chell x wheatley) (your answer may impact our friendship) (also i recognize that chell x glados is superior but y’know.)

im sorry baby but this is not it

this post took me so long to write i.e. i started as soon as the ask came in and im only posting it now. this is because chelley, for no sensible reason, reads as crack to me. after some consideration i realize that this is because i struggle to see wheatley as a person. i want to say its bc he was never human (unlike my two favorite ais which are glados and hal) but honestly i think it's just his personality. hes just like that. absolutely off the wall do you even have emotions type beat. his demeanor and thought patterns and worldview are so alien to me that it activates a neural signal which my brain has no idea how to interpret so it just returns "?????" like when someone sends an emoji you don't have and it's just that box. thats why ive never written anything abt him i just cant imitate that level of []. hes incomprehensible to me - which makes for a GREAT character (especially an antagonist) and a perfect blorbo but not very good shipping material :/

HOWEVER you have brought to mind the idea of UNREQUITED chelley which.........ohoho. Thats Some Potential. it is kind of what happens in canon anyway but. ok. listen the fact is i can't see chell being into him. like i can't imitate wheatley, ok sure, but i know what hes like! i cant do that with chelley my brain is just turning a blank. i have no clue how she would act or think if she liked him romantically and its weirding me out JAJDJXBX

all that to say the idea of wheatley finding his humanity through his love for/obsession with chell while she thinks of him as a funny little guy who follows her around....... thats poetry honestly. catch me writing this dynamic later. not with wheatley though i was being serious abt not being able to write him :(

i do love their dynamic in canon but its kinda tied to the story i guess? you can take the characters out of the game but actually no you cant. chassis!wheatley is very important to me BECAUSE of how he changes in response to his new role. in my mind his relationship with chell is defined by the progression from "okay no that's jumping" to the button bomb. idk. i want to study him and also this ship under a microscope but whenever i try my eyes stop working. at some point you will have to help me break this strange mental block but that point is not this point because its almost 2:30 haha goodnighg

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i love murder, and killing. and i love doing it to you

thats so sweet omg ty.... <3

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*reblogs a ML post* tags: i don't want this show. Hdysifkskdf why'd you reblog it then shxhsisnf/lh

excuse Me i said i don't WATCH this show and it's because ive seen it but i don't Watch it. like pokemon. my little sister puts it on sometimes because she fucking loves shows that have 13 million one-time characters we have to memorize (pokemon, yokai watch, mlb...)

so ive seen a few episodes, i know the premise and the plot (at the start - lil bit hasn't watched it in a while), and i know that mari and adrien are the best and i love them. but i don't understand the otp name thing. secret identities and all that but at the end of the day they're the same two kids! why do we need 4 different ship names

also the bubbler had the WORST fucking costume i hate that episode

edit: did u even check my pinned before sending this. i bet u didnt. L + ratio + breaking mutual + blocked + reported + im writing your callout as we speak

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Not me *just* realizing that we're still not mutuals. Sorry about that. We buddies now

how could u do this to me. im crying in irl right now

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not sure if u got my ask earlier but if u did ignore it it was wrong

just saw it but thanks for lmk! uwu

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For that kin ask, I'm gonna kin assign you Nepeta and Tavros! :)

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i love them both sm but im ngl i wasn't expecting tavros!! lmao

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💜💙🍰 :)

h i love u sm.......... <33333

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could u tag that recent 'what if it was all a dream' rats google search post as #unreality or smth?? its just messing with my head n stuff

i am so sorry abt that friendo, both posts like that are now tagged and i will remember that in the future <33

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is the abt in ur bio supposed to be a link??? bcuz if so it isnt working

oh fr? it's a link to my carrd, i'll see if i can fix it next time im on desktop. it's ace4narchy.carrd.co ✌️

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idk if this is intentional but every time i see ur url on my dash the song “she’s playing piano” from undertale plays in my head

!!!! that's why i picked my url!!! it's my favorite song on the undertale soundtrack. a bit misleading, i guess, since i don't actually go by she, but im glad someone noticed!!!

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Hi! I saw your tags on the staff April fools post and I think the none pizza left beef post also has 1 million notes.

man fr? that's okay it deserves it <3

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I hope you're alright rn :)

hey, thanks anon! it’s actually been a really good couple of days for me, so yeah, i am. thanks for thinking of me!!!

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my best friend is a trans girl who was beaten up with her boyfriend back in april and called a queer while they made her bleed. queer is still a slur. i don't care if someone does or doesn't use it for themselves. but it makes my blood boil that hate crimes against gay and trans ppl have increased in the united states in the past 5 years and ppl are dumb enough to say it's not a slur bc they live in a liberal bubble. we're out in the real world where everyone uses it as a slur. fuck you.

you know i wrote a big thing in response to this, but then i realized opinions won't change opinions. so here's the long and short of it: if queer is a slur so is everything else that's been yelled at lgbtq people. also, for some people it's the only word they identify with. stop policing people's identities.

also thanks for the anon hate! i've gotten discourse on this topic before but i guess i can finally call myself somebody if people are hiding behind anon to talk to me! :D

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You're a great person!

aw, thanks!