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Cards against Cybertron 437 answers

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1. Tarn

2. Functionism

3. Leakers huffing coolant fumes behind a dumpster in Rodion

4. A Time Travel Paradox

5. Death by traitor’s wheel

6. Chief Justice Tyrest

7. Nightmare Fuel

8. Militant Monoform Movement

9. Eight billion organic corpses rotting in the light of a binary sun

10. Thunderwing’s pretender shell

11. A big bag of T-Cogs

12. Leadership of a Mortilus death cult

13. Explosions

14. Interfacing in the exhaust pipe

15. Police brutality

16. Ten Ammonite prostitutes

17. A barrel of diesel-based hooch

18. A really nasty virus

19. Lubricant

20. Four million shanix in ill-gotten gains

21. A weak energon spritzer

22. Ten terrabytes of Lithonian porn

23. Autobot Special Ops

24. Soundwave fendered out of his mind on circuit boosters

25. Deep-throating Perceptor’s scope attachment.

26. Suppressing the memory of Beast Machines

27. Shockwave’s spectacular rack

28. Femmes with spikes

29. Taking lurid photos of suggestively posed Transformers toys

30. James Roberts’ private swimming pool full of tears

31. Being physically unable to orgasm without the mentioning of Starscream

32. A tone-inappropriate Weird Al dance number

33. Yet another sex virus infection

34. TFA Jazz’s crotch arrow

35. Whoever thought Kiss Players was an acceptable idea

36. Shota Bumblebee

37. The irresistibly soft, yielding delight of TFA Optimus’s lips

38. Watching Rescue Bots as trauma therapy

39. Pharma transforming his hands into dildos

40. Relentlessly mocking the inferiority of Rodimus

41. The unstoppable horror that is Michael Bay

42. Another bunch of shitty recolors

43. Drift sucking spike for drugs

44. Getting Star Sabered

45. Robots in disguise

46. War without end

47. Erotically inhaling bees

48. Peace through tyranny

49. Backfiring and walking away

50. Stealing a warworld

51. Interfacing with a turbofox

52. Doing the right thing

53. Going into combat while high as frag

54. Not giving two scraps about Rodion

55. Starscream

56. My collection of high-tech sex toys

57. Fragging Optimus Prime in exchange for a promotion

58. Misfire

59. A thing with three heads that keeps insisting it has no head

60. Galvatron the Barbarian King

61. A dead MTO

62. Land mines

63. Cannon fodder

64. K-Con recruitment office

65. A mission into uncharted space

66. The Wreckers

67. Taking volunteers

68. Chilly interface with a refrigeration unit

69. The Galactic Council’s stupid hats

70. A shock baton up my valve

71. Jacking into a generator

72. A first-printing edition of Towards Peace

73. An Autobot insignia

74. A really, really big gun

75. Electric shock therapy

76. Prowl’s sexy, sexy doorwings

77. The Covenant of Primus

78. Human germs

79. A steamy affair with a senator

80. The Matrix of Leadership

81. A blowjob from Megatron

82. Empurata

83. Primus on a bike

84. Unicrons severed head

85. The universal greeting

86. An issue of Racer Weekly, the Blurr edition (With the full page spread)

87. Camien make-up

88. A signed picture of Thunderclash

89. Rungs eyebrows

90. The Scavengers

91. The DJDs grandma

92. The Magnus armor

93. A face full of mnemosurgery needles

94. Cyclonus’ nightstick

95. Starscreams hooker heels

96. Bad fanfiction

97. Whirls boob cannons

98. Rodimus’ irrational hate for hats

99. The Rodpod

100. A portal to Cyberutopia

101. Tailgate crying through his visor

102. A vial of innermost energon

103. The power of love

104. Lockdowns missing hand

105. Devestators crotch

106. A briefcase

107. 10.000 Legislators

108. Trolling on the Big Conversation

109. An undead turbofox

110. Sentinel Primes (TFA) massive chin

111. Desecrating a corpse

112. A chainsaw sword

113. Overlords luscious lips

114. Flowers made of dead people

115. A horde of horny Insecticons

116. Mechs with mustaches

117. Homemade circuitboosters

118. Ratchet‘s complete lack of enthusiasm towards your bullshit

119. 5 virgin Seekers

120. A rendezvous with a tyrant of your choice

121. A specific paragraph in the Tyrest Accord

122. One of Rung‘s current theories on Lost Light group dynamics

123. Tranquilizers for combiners

124. The mysterious contents of Optimus Primes trailer

125. Prowl flipping tables

126. Semi dry pre-war midgrade with a hint of mercury. On the rocks.

127. Motor oil

128. Religious fanatism

129. The fucks James Roberts never gave.

130. Exotic little Cybertronian N.A.I.L. colonies

131. Overpriced hedonian trinkets

132. Shady backstreet medics

133. USB slots

134. A whole lot of messed up and tangled wires

135. Any moner‘s dream

136. A one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people-eater

137. Boobie headlights

138. Squishies

139. 4 million years of practice

140. Not giving a shit about lower castes

141. Any senator

142. A long and winding rhetorical excuse

143. Blip

144. Groundbreaking scientific proof

145. Perceptor's skope

146. Flywheels enormous feet

147. Thruster heels

148. Sensitive wing syndrome

149. Processed energon

150. Too much engex

151. Their inner demons

152. Hippies from Caminus

153. Traces of peanuts

154. A certain type of tires

155. Clogged tubes

156. A big fat spike

157. Basic hygiene rituals

158. A thorough massage

159. A third ridiculous and completely made up faction

160. A manipulated vote

161. Decepticon dictatorship

162. A little dancing group of miners

163. To be deaf and numb

164. A suppressed desire

165. A sentinent being

166. A non-sentinent being

167. Beautiful garbage

168. Half of their protoform

169. Their first embarrassing paintjob

170. Stick on tattoos

171. The greatest Autobot of all times

172. Cybertronian healthcare

173. Blowjobs for everyone

174. A reason to celebrate

175. The reason for his existence

176. A boygroup from Praxus

177. A sizekink

178. A passionate relationship

179. Twisted wires

180. Ritualized Iaconian folk dance

181. His botbook profile

182. A Decepticon spy

183. An Autobot spy

184. One million Shanix with a rather questionable origin

185. One million years dungeon!

186. Grinding gears

187. The altmode of their dreams

188. A field of sparks

189. Something unknown but with a peculiar smell

190. Chipped paint

191. Screeching tires

192. A flame paintjob

193. Death sentence

194. Tumblr

195. Drumming on the next best bot's chassis

196. More tires

197. Overrated upgrades for valves

198. Suction cups

199. Lonely veterans

200. Human clothing kink

201. A broken spark

202. A simple misunderstanding about paintjob colour that lead to a total shitstorm

203. A pile of scrap

204. A quick escalation

205. Sparklings

206. That ass

207. Hope

208. Poor life choices

209. My existential gay crisis

210. Unfathomable stupidity

211. A windmill full of corpses

212. Actually getting shot, for real.

213. Teaching robots to love

214. A tank full of Sharkticons

215. Daring to be stupid

216. Cyberforming an entire planet

217. Eating a G.I.Joe

218. Vos´ face

219. Whatever Tarn is compensating for with his double arm canon

220. Loki Maximo

221. Decorative spikes

222. Bad luck Pipes

223. Showing off your step dancing skills and accidentally killing a random bot

224. Something that came out of Tarantulas butt

225. Botflix

226. Untagged porn

227. A trigger warning

228. Getting overcharged at 8 am

229. Witwicky white trash

230. Energon-Sushi that has gone bad

231. That prick Prowl

232. His daddy

233. Beauty products by Overlord

234. Popular dance hits

235. Primus, our lord and savior

236. A robot STD

237. A super soft padding

238. Your monthly oil change

239. A sudden and overwhelming hunger for ener-jonnies

240. Swapping fuel in public

241. Big, big pedes

242. Every face mask ever

243. Many little sockets on the side of his frame

244. A heavy burst of electricity

245. Five nights at Swerve´s

246. Tyrest´s crown of “spikes”

247. Covfefe

248. An even smaller version of Minimus Ambus

249. Domestication

250. A jammed door on the Peaceful Tyranny

251. 150 Autobots

252. The cancellation of “Till all are one”

253. Elita-1

254. A dead minibot in a box

255. Like 1000 caged sparkeaters

256. The gentle flap of some doorwings

257. A leisure center for retired Autobots

258. A good scolding from Nickel

259. The lack of oral hygiene

260. A bastard trapped in another bastard

261. Drift's criminal record

262. His nasty ex

263. At least three

264. Decepticon dance hits vol 1 – XX

265. Fancy fizzy drinks named after fierce Decepticons

266. More bad Crossovers

267. Just a black hole

268. An exact version of this in the my little pony universe

269. The softness of beastformer fur

270. 100 twerking seeker butts

271. Bad roleplay

272. Our hopes and fears

273. A nice game of “Dodge the blowtorch”

274. A leaking gearstick

275. Literal sparkplugs

276. The Co-captain

277. 50 shades of Tailgate

278. Wasps in my waste tanks

279. You wouldn't understand. It's a Combiner thing

280. Thats just another one of Elita's secrets

281. None-stop buttsex

282. Having a crush on your leader for centuries

283. Swindle's dead body

284. Gay Constructicons

285. A Cybertronian named Lubeguzzler

286. Overclocking your CPU out of boredom

287. Lesbian Spiders

288. Sum fuk

289. Tire butts

290. Gladiator erotica written by Megatron

291. Rejected outlier abilities.

292. Turning emblems upside-down

293. Your worst childhood's nightmare

294. More phase-sixers

295. Ambulon's better half

296. Onslaught´s bitterness

297. Starscream's underfraggedness

298. The worst holomatter avatar

299. Robot bollocks

300. Synthetic spikes hanging from the ceiling

301. A tank drainage

302. Ejecting their spike

303. Horns

304. Datapads

305. Megatron's fleshli-Cannon

306. Shooting your best friend

307. Soundwave's highly talented data cables

308. Starscreams ego

309. Liege Maximo's prison cell inside Carcer

310. Rung's candy collection

311. Gentle trigger strokes

312. Titan spikes

313. Unauthorized brain module surgery

314. Needle fingers

315. Optic Cleanser

316. Fleshies

317. Heat simulation chips

318. The „botfather“

319. A Tale of Two Tankors

320. An engorged scraplet

321. Engineering a time machine just to stalk your long dead crush

322. Ratchet´s favorite wrench

323. Robo boobs

324. Ack!

325. That time someone thought gelatinous spikes were a good idea.

326. He can't deal with this right now

327. Spike enlargement surgery

328. Optimus getting slapped

329. Megatron getting some fiiiine booty

330. A weird obsession with humans

331. Misfire's secret booze storage

332. Spinster's hands

333. Gently crushing golden thighs

334. Rust

335. An enraged pistachio

336. The real reason Roddimus hates hats

337. Ark-1

338. A handful of confetti on Garrus-9

339. Galvatron's goddamn sexy thighs

340. Storing candy up his gun barrel

341. An alt-mode kink

342. Party ambulance

343. Combiner gang bang

344. Predacon glossa

345. Sniffing beastformer butt

346. The large plug

347. Build-a-bear horrors

348. Engex

349. Knockout's astranged uncle

350. Breakdown and Knockout becoming parents

351. Fidget spinner spinner alt mode

352. That sparkle bot down the street

353. A dirty boy

354. A thick boy

355. Shockwave's bosom

356. Sneezing sparklings

357. A softly purring engine

358. The Cybertronian equivalent to snoring

359. Soundwave's perfectly sculpted aft

360. Bumblebee's butt screw

361. Insecticon infestation

362. Incesticons

363. Wheeljack's mouth fixation

364. Unicrons beard

365. Unicron! Not Unicorn!

366. A mask covering his ugliness

367. Bad dentals

368. That bar on Caminus

369. Blurr's turbo spike

370. What happened back then in the teen-bot summer camp

371. Rodimus discovering emojis

372. The burning frame of your enemy

373. The smell of victory

374. Dr. Octogonapus

375. Bayformers Optimus' Prime's boobs

376. Crosshairs attitude

377. The swarm

378. One tiny beeping bean

379. Weaponless Ironhide

380. Your crackship

381. Hydraulic twerking

382. Five thousand starving scraplets

383. Trypticon's Dinospike

384. Pre war hypocricy

385. Grimlock's happy leg

386. That one container of bad engex

387. Wheeljack's "Special" experiments

388. Eggs

389. Popular waxing techniques during the golden age

390. Helex´ cooking

391. Cyclonus' broken horn

392. Violently pelvic thrusting at your neighbor

393. Killmasters wand

394. Squealing scientists

395. The urgent need to align all your pens to the left

396. It's a Lost Light thing, you wouldn't understand

397. Bulkhead's "Bulkhead"

398. Dating boats

399. Seeker screaming sessions

400. That one time Optimus was actually right.

401. Space fashion

402. Swerve's stripper pole

403. Bunny suits on bots

404. 40 buckets

405. Quintesson poop

406. My new line of Pipes shoes

407. Prison gayness

408. Froid's yaoi arms

409. Whirl, making ticking noises

410. Bellydancing Drift

411. Deadlock, aka Bleplock

412. Subsidized aerobic classes for middle sized grounders

413. Being too big for the transport shuttle

414. Prowl's excess weight

415. Actual headcanons

416. Rewind's alleged sex tapes

417. Incompatible drivers

418. Human collateral

419. Holding Perceptor's legs so he can shoot things

420. Rodimus' magic butt crack

421. Seeing Cosmos in space and not saying 'Hello'

422. Sleeping baby beans

423. tfw2005 fuckboys

424. Cannibalistic Insecticons

425. A good old EMP blast

426. Your motherboard

427. Dinobot tranquilizers

428. Exactly what you get when you mess with a taser

429. Lugnuts P.O.K.E

430. A cheesy tune written by tarn in his spare time

431. TFP Arcee's secret third wheel

432. Waking up next to a beastformer and knowing that nothing will ever be the same again

433. G1 physics

434. Humansonas

435. That awful snarling sound Dinobot keeps on making

436. Verity in short shorts

437. Bikini day on the Nemesis

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Sunday night I went to the emergency room again. I now have four holes in the back of my head where spinal fluid is leaking out. I am at massive risk for infection, and it's already been confirmed that I already have a brain infection. they eventually think the four wounds will get bigger and bigger until it's just one big gaping wound. The ER doctor gave me a dose of anabiotic's there and gave me two prescriptions: one for anabiotics and one for pain meds because he could tell I was in pain because he could barely touch me and the area around the wound is inflamed and red. now let me tell you a little something about how Medicaid works, at least in Ohio. If you are on Medicaid and you have a prescription, and Medicaid won't pay for it, you either have to go without or get prior authorization. which can take weeks. and sometimes you don't get it even then, they deny you. You are not allowed to pay out-of-pocket for your meds if you are on Medicaid. it's literally against the law. They put it there because pharmacists we're letting people pay out-of-pocket for their meds, and then they double billed Medicaid anyway. So the pharmacist for getting paid for the medicine twice, and because of crooked pharmacists, You were no longer allowed to pay out of pocket for your meds. If you are on Medicaid, and the meds are not covered, too fucking bad. Even if you need the meds desperately, and you have the money, you are shit out of luck. so now I have these two prescriptions and I need them filled. We are well aware of the laws but I have a gaping wound in the back of my head and I need antibiotics for it, so what would you do? I went to a pharmacy, they wouldn't fill it. Went to two more pharmacies, They wouldn't fill it. Went to the fourth pharmacy, handed the prescriptions to them, crossed my fingers that they would be filled, and all hell broke loose. The pharmacist was furious at me and said I was on Medicaid and I should know better. I shouldn't be going from pharmacy to pharmacy trying to get these meds filled. He told me to wait for prior authorization. I told him I've been waiting three weeks for it on certain meds, And it got denied. so he said"There's your answer then, why are you here?" I ripped the bandage off my head and frustration, turned around, and parted my hair and showed him the gaping wounds in my head and told him I just came from the ER yesterday evening. That's why. he stammered and stuttered and told me there was nothing he could do, I can't pay out-of-pocket and by law he Hass to confiscate my prescriptions and he told me I'm going to be lucky if I don't get turned in and the cops show up at my door. I asked him, for what fucking reason would I be in trouble? And he said Medicaid fraud. Trying to buy medications when I am on Medicaid indicates fraud and is a red flag and could trigger an investigation, especially if pain medicine is involved. I just can't fucking believe this. I couldn't even get my prescriptions back to try somewhere else so now I have massive head wounds and no chance of anabiotics again. and now on top of it, I could be in trouble with the justice system? I could get arrested if they so choose? Are you kidding me? I could literally be arrested right now or at any time because I was committing Medicaid fraud by trying to get antibiotics and pain meds for my head wounds and brain infection. Fuck. You. America. I am ASHAMED to be an American. This country is bullshit and just treating our citizens like criminals and like dirt. And this started way before Trump. I am ashamed of this country and I hate it with everything I am. This country is willing to let its people die and suffer so we can make money and for a million different reasons. Democrats and Republicans alike and I'll burn in hell. You shut down the government but your paycheck doesn't stop, does it, you greedy fucking bastards. Obama care and Medicaid is in the toilet and people are dying and suffering, but you're fucking health care plan is perfect, ain't it? Go fuck yourselves. All of you. i'm in this mess because of what doctors have done to me. Have they been punished? Of course not. Just me. And now I could be in trouble with the law for trying to get a prescription filled and a bullshit government system. Does anybody else suffer? No. The people who make these laws don't suffer. They are all doing just fine, aren't they? AREN'T THEY? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU. IT'S BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING LIES THAT WENT INTO EFFECT JANUARY 1, IT'S BECAUSE OF THOSE LAWS THAT I WAS KICKED OFF HOSPICE. BECAUSE I SUDDENLY DIDN'T MEET REGULATIONS BECAUSE GOD FOR BID I DID NOT DIE FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU PEOPLE. I AM SO FUCKING SORRY I MESSED UP YOUR SYSTEM BY NOT DYING QUICK ENOUGH FOR YOU. SO FUCKING SORRY I INCONVENIENCED YOU AND CAUSED YOU TO DO A FEW MORE PAGES OF PAPERWORK. SO SORRY. and now this? And fuck you too, Governor John Kacic. All the bullshit you have done in office. The way you altered abortion law so even if the mothers life depends on it, she is an allowed to have one. Ohio has the toughest abortion laws in the country because of you and I don't give a fuck how religious you are, if a woman's life depends on it, FUCKING SAVE HER. HAVE YOU NO FUCKING BRAINS? YOU DO REALIZE A FETUS CAN'T LIVE IN A MOTHERS UTERUS WHEN THE MOTHER IS DEAD. YOU DO THE SURGERY/TERMINATION AND AT LEAST YOU SAVE ONE LIFE. FORCE HER TO NOT GET AN ABORTION AND YOU KILL BOTH OF THEM YOU FUCKING MORON. BUT NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. FUCK WOMEN AND THEIR RIGHTS. BUT GOD FOR BID ANYONE COMES FOR YOUR RIGHTS TO YOUR GUN, RIGHT? TO A PIECE OF METAL THAT DOES NOTHING BUT KILL. THAT'S OK. BUT A WOMAN'S LIFE? WHO CARES. SHE GETS AN ABORTION TO SAVE HER OWN LIFE AND SHE'S A FUCKING MURDER AND YOU SAY THAT WHILE YOU'RE PUTTING YOUR MURDER WEAPON IN YOUR HOLSTER. YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITES this isn't even about religion. It's about common sense and not letting people suffer. If a woman is dying on the table and you can save her life, fucking save her life. Don't call her a murderer for wanting to live. You fucking assholes. everyone in Ohio fucking hates this man because of all he has done to his constituents in Ohio. We are all suffering while he isn't. Look what he's done to me with his laws, even the pharmacists I have talked to have said they despise him for all the rules he put in place that is doing nothing but hurting patients who need help. GOVERNOR JOHN KACIC: FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR, YOU INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE PRICK. I WOULDN'T WISH MY HELL EVEN ON YOU BUT YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T MIND IF I GO THROUGH IT, RIGHT? RIGHT. I wrote my dear old "governor and "a letter (feel free to do so yourselves if you wish) but I know he's not even going to read it. In order to read it, he would have to care and he does not. not to mention that my mother now has no insurance either and she needs brain surgery too. her insurance premiums went up to $666 a month. Pretty fitting number, right? The mark of the devil? Health insurance? Same fucking thing. This is Satans System so it should be marked by Satans number. everyone in the government says the system is bullshit but they don't do anything about it. All the doctor say the system is bullshit but they don't do anything about it. The nurses, the pharmacies, everybody says it's bullshit. But they don't do anything about it. So fuck all of them too. so now on top of the intense pain and worry, I have to worry about going to jail too? I've done nothing wrong but try to survive. And trying to survive has not wrong. I don't know if I've been turned in, if I'll be question, what the penalty is, or if anything will even happen at all. The pharmacist wasn't really clear on what he was going to do. Maybe he just like the whole thing go after I left because he pitied me. maybe he turned me in for fraud but it's not something the government is going to pursue, because maybe they see why I was doing that and that I was just trying to get my prescription filled because of my fucking brain infection. I just simply don't know. But for days now, every time I hear a siren I keep thinking it's the cops coming to raid my house or something. Coming to arrest me. I just can't fucking believe what is going on right now. I am so fed up and exhausted. I am so scared. fuck this entire country. I would give anything to live in a different country, in a country where they care about their citizens and don't let them suffer. Because it Country sure as hell is in America. America and its government does not end it isn't just what I am going through. Did you know there is a drug over in Europe that can cure people of their heroin addiction and eight hours? They are calling at the miracle drug, and drug overdoses have dropped to almost nonexistent numbers across the ocean. But American lawmakers and big Pharma don't bring it over here. Why? Because they can't make money off it. That's the only reason. And what's fucked up is that the government admits that's the only reason. We don't have the patent, someone in Europe does. So if we brought it over here, they would make the money, not us. so they will not bring that drug over here that will cure you of addiction. I am not fucking kidding. they sit there and complain about the opioid and heroin epidemic but then they won't bring the drug over here that can cure it's all simply because they can't make money off it. They would rather people like me and my beloved Monsie have to go through what we go through, and have to go without, instead. That's the worst part. It's all about money. We don't have to be suffering right now but our government is letting us just out of spite and money and fuck America for that. that's proof that lawmakers clearly don't care about the opioid epidemic and the heroine use because they could cure it almost overnight but they won't. Instead, people like me end up in prison for just trying to survive. I have never been more disgusted in my whole life. not only do I have to suffer because of the doctors mistakes, because of the heroin overdoses and the attics to do it, not only do I have to suffer because of my family and because of my government, but I could very well die very soon here when I don't have to because the government is making laws to make it harder on me just because they can't make money off the easy way, and the way that will save lives. America, go fuck yourself. You are a horrible country run by horrible people and I am ashamed to be an American. Shame on all of you. I don't deserve this.

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