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[scribblyshipping]

🏁 and 💓 with Chimbly!!

Thank you for the ask bestie Gary :]]]]

🏁 if not at the same time, who started pining first? how long until it became mutual (if ever)?

PIM. It's always Pim. For both of them.

Obviously its been festering for much longer for Charlie, however by present day they're practically together without really admitting it. Charlie kissed him on the forehead bro that's personal.

Scribbly was second towards both of them, for Pim it came a lot faster, but honestly for both of them it was quick. She's always been a romantic at heart and catches feelings fast.

Charlie was last but it was mainly due to repressing it.

💓 (if applicable) what moment made you realize you were in love with them?

Dude that's so hard to say. Like, irl? I realized it quickly because I wanted to see more of them and got giggly whenever they'd be on screen or talking. And I started getting really bad cuteness aggression over them LMAO

In-universe? I think Scribbly realized she was in love with Pim during the time he and Charlie were trying to make her smile. I need to rewrite the fic I started about that, but Scribbly sees Pim's persistence to want to see her smile, how he's genuine and determined to try... and it makes her feel loved. Even if it was just apart of his job, he never acted like he'd rather be doing something else, (unlike Charlie, but we all know he's always like that) or like she was a burden. She hasn't felt truly cared for in a long time, and it hits her hard. It takes a little bit longer for her to admit her feelings, though.

For Charlie...? It was a bit harder, it took a lot longer. She was attracted to him first, but didn't particularly develop feelings in a romantic sense for a while. I need to work out the details of it, but she falls in love when they're talking about something and he remembers a small detail about her. Up until that point she didn't think he cared about her, so knowing that he did on some deeper level made her fall for him.

Sorry for the huge rambling blocks of text, hopefully this makes sense haha.

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[kingofdorkville]

Yooo mike!!! Happy birthday!! Hope you have a good one!

thank you

[residualmanifest]

@phantom-provocateur bro for real ;_; !!!! it's like man i am a full force i dont give a Fart (LOL!) what you do just no animals no kids its gotta be consensual etc etc you know . idk whats so difficult about that ... like at the end of the day it's not in my corner but its still a trouble i cant help bt borrow dude lol !! having grown up Dealing with having those toxic spaces in every fandom ive been in !!! esp when theyre loud !!! #KINKISGOOD #LOVEFELLOWFREAKS #BUTDONTBEEVIL <- yo know what i MEAN ! and it can be obnoxious if i'm trying to say like . a lot of the media i enjoy (being as it IS horror) deals with a lot of these subjects and its all dependent on whether its exploiting or if it's trying to Tell a Story and that's simply an element thats meant to leave a rock in your stomach . the opposite of it being for Gratification

[berryshipbasket]

1 and 2 for March Hare!

☕🐰 "Odd question for an odd pair, wouldn't you say?" He'd take a sip of his tea, his big ears wiggling up and down.

"There's no such thing as weird in these parts! ...Buuuuut if I absolutely, 100% had to choose... she's started calling me names such as Long ears, Marchy.... but strangest (yet cute) name she's come up with is Biscuit nose!" He'd spit out his tea, slapping his knee as he laughed "Does my nose look as tasty as a biscuit? Must be so!"

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to make them laugh!! Why... if I weren't mad, I'd say they're a walking, talking funny bone!" He'd laugh while drinking his tea.

"What I'm saying is.... It's very easy to make her laugh."

[canonfatbisexualenby]

❤️ and 💌 with Pam!

❤️: How popular is you x your f/o? Are you a rarepair?

I would say in my most daydreamed about ‘canon’ they are moderately popular amongst sapphic/non straight ppl who like to ship, esp LGBT+ ships, and just sorta begrudgingly acknowledged by a lot of J.am shippers who don’t like that Pam is ‘shared’ or w/e lol (Does this make sense?) but not really a rarepair by any means

💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?

I feel like in ‘canon’ Para would be portrayed tenderly and as delicately as possible but a lot of ppl who are theoretically weird abt Sara in a lil hater kinda way would harp in on her impulsive nature and anger loool

Tysm Gary!

From this ask meme!

[mandrakebrew]

💚 with skull face for that ask meme!

ok this one is a thinker but i think Sku.ll Fa.ce would sing Tori's part and I would sing Pharrell's

and yeah I kno he doesn't wear make up but he also doesn't have hair to comb so here we are

[faunstellation]

(4/24/24)

RAUUGH

ive wanted to draw a bunch of people's selfships i really like for a while and finally got around to it + got it finished

this was posted to twitter as well! i have the separates available to anyone who wants them

ft. @snappjawz, @wulfums, tokitaffy (twt), pazzypanda (twt), englandswife (twt), @orb-the-watchman, @phantom-provocateur, @chytag, and @teratobf

[fat-oc-battle]

we have our lineup! all matches will be updated and listed below! bracket a rounds will begin 12/21!

all brackets start at 12 pm PST

ROUND 1

BRACKET A

farzes @dixy vs. summer squirrel @pastelcringeboy, winner will face mirabelle "mimi" crassi @bombcollar

pom @official-sans-undertale vs. othello @thatoneparrot

orbitar @twrpband vs. zedekiah "godking" angelus @goody-goody-gunshots

BRACKET B

varmint @pencil-amateur vs. edith aspens @thedivisionbell1994

nero blue @pink-karnery vs. comet crasher @phantom-provocateur

periwinkle @volatile-shorty vs. mono chromatic @soupcorvus

jake martin @maxinstoresnow vs. snyder @wulfums

BRACKET C

zeke @beesgav vs. levi allwood @flannelfloofs

mavis @fitzfunnymoments vs. chie aoki @animevillainscourge

naomi @ackee vs. bowie bo buck @berrycontrary

dorofey lunarary @bjdeogame vs. jezebel wagner @biracy

BRACKET D

pond @soulsludge vs. belu @creditdawg

brick @well-wishing-for-a-life vs. allysion @identityquest

lucy laamb @kingmaxstatic vs. astrophel @berylliumliumite

lilith mangrove @oddb4llz vs. danny ganbaatar @gupdoo3

ROUND 2

BRACKET A

summer squirrel vs. mirabelle "mimi" crassi

pom vs. zedekiah "godking" angelus

varmint vs. crash

periwinkle vs. jake martin

BRACKET B

levi allwood vs. chie aoki

naomi vs. jezebel wagner

belu vs. allysion

astrophel vs. lilith mangrove

ROUND 3

mirabelle "mimi" crassi vs. zedekiah "godking" angelus

varmint vs. jake martin

chie aoki vs. naomi

allysion vs. astrophel

contact me if you notice any mistakes!

[riledcat]

art fight revenge for @phantom-provocateur of its one piece s/i and shanks >:)

[wulfums]

First attacks ive done since Art Fight opened!! For @snappjawz @phantom-provocateur and @maxstatic

https://t.co/o6UB1bLrQH

ohhh you guys wanna attack me so bad ohhhh

[weirbeast]

@phantom-provocateur TLKFAA MENTIONED

[scribblyshipping]

5 and 8 for that smiling friends ask meme!

Answered here :]

[residualmanifest]

@phantom-provocateur SUICIDAL SWEEP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x2 !!!!

[canonfatbisexualenby]

🎫 here's a gush pass ^^ feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other self shippers (optional) !

(Only if you want, no worries if you don't want to!!)

Ty bestie Gary!!!!!!!!

Since I had a tiny moment in Dreamland via my Mind Palace about Pam I feel like I’ve GOT to gush abt her!

I really love how kind and understanding she is! She really tries to see most things from an empathetic lens. One of my fav Pam moments is the bird funeral she helps create basically for Michael! I think it shows a good example of her caring nature, even to those that don’t necessarily ‘deserve’ it.

And ofc she is soooooooo pretty! Her gorgeous green eyes and her golden brown hair (I am specifically a curly haired Pam fan) make me get butterflies! And her SMILE! Don’t even get me started lol...

I could go on forever but I won’t heh! Ty again!!

[lovebandit42069]

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🐎 Bandit 🎄 32 Years Old 🐎 Bisexual/Fictosexual 🎄 Agender (It/Its Pronouns Only) 🐎 Self Ship Side Blog 🎄 Follows and Interacts from Phantom-Provocateur 🐎 Carrd (Full DNI, Other Accounts, Familial/Platonic/Crush/Enemy list) | Strawpage (Just For Funsies)

🎄 Current Main F/O's are Shouta Aizawa (Eraserhead), Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic) and Nemuri Kayama (Midnight) who I'm not entirely comfortable sharing currently

If you want to follow and you share one of them (romantically) then please send me an ask (off anon so I can answer privately please) before following and I'll most likely say you're good to follow as long as you have a tag for them I can block!

🐎 Full F/O List (Totally fine sharing everybody else) 🎄 DNI/DNF: Proship/Comship, Yandere, Minors/Ageless Blogs, If People Self Shipping With Villains Bothers You 🐎 Don't tag my ships as any form of "[name] don't look", just don't reblog them at that point. 🎄 In continuation of the above point I don't tag other people's ships either because I find it rude, blacklist people's urls and curate your own space 🐎 Current Promo Post

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[billciipher]

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