#phantom-provocateur

[scribblyshipping]

5 and 8 for that smiling friends ask meme!

Answered here :]

[dudeshusband]

Yooo mike!!! Happy birthday!! Hope you have a good one!

thank you

[studiousbotanist]

@phantom-provocateur bro for real ;_; !!!! it's like man i am a full force i dont give a Fart (LOL!) what you do just no animals no kids its gotta be consensual etc etc you know . idk whats so difficult about that ... like at the end of the day it's not in my corner but its still a trouble i cant help bt borrow dude lol !! having grown up Dealing with having those toxic spaces in every fandom ive been in !!! esp when theyre loud !!! #KINKISGOOD #LOVEFELLOWFREAKS #BUTDONTBEEVIL <- yo know what i MEAN ! and it can be obnoxious if i'm trying to say like . a lot of the media i enjoy (being as it IS horror) deals with a lot of these subjects and its all dependent on whether its exploiting or if it's trying to Tell a Story and that's simply an element thats meant to leave a rock in your stomach . the opposite of it being for Gratification

[berryshipbasket]

1 and 2 for March Hare!

☕🐰 "Odd question for an odd pair, wouldn't you say?" He'd take a sip of his tea, his big ears wiggling up and down.

"There's no such thing as weird in these parts! ...Buuuuut if I absolutely, 100% had to choose... she's started calling me names such as Long ears, Marchy.... but strangest (yet cute) name she's come up with is Biscuit nose!" He'd spit out his tea, slapping his knee as he laughed "Does my nose look as tasty as a biscuit? Must be so!"

"You'd be surprised how easy it is to make them laugh!! Why... if I weren't mad, I'd say they're a walking, talking funny bone!" He'd laugh while drinking his tea.

"What I'm saying is.... It's very easy to make her laugh."

[selfcareselfships-moved]

Geckos! (Animal Jam), Puppy Princess (Hot Freaks), & Nobody Like U (4*Town) ~ rebeccaselfships

@rebeccaselfships @touchdownwife @phantom-provocateur

Thank you guys for the asks!! I hope you're doing well. Answers are under the cut. :)

Geckos! (Animal Jam)- if you and your f/o were animals for a day, what animals would you be and why?

There is quite a bit of fanart of Reagan as a cat that I cannot see her being anything different. She just has major cat energy and it makes sense to me. I would definitely be some kind of a small dog, maybe a beagle. Not only am I short but I also am silly and friendly.

Nobody Like U (4*Town)- How did you find out that your f/o was the right fit for you?

What made me realize how good of a fit for each other we truly were was one of our lazy date nights. She was watching me play Fortnite (yes I play Fortnite) and we were both in pajamas. Hearing her laugh, seeing her lean her head on my shoulder and just in general leaning into me, it made me feel so warm inside. While, of course, I was very happy with her, I was scared that something would happen in the future, or that we were not really as good of fit for each other as I had hoped. Something about that night made it all click into place. I think it was the domesticity of the night. She wasn’t going anywhere, and neither was I.

Puppy Princess (Hot Freaks)- what’s you and your f/o’s ship (or friendship) dynamic?

The best way to describe our dynamic is me as “the dumbass” and Reagan as “they’re my dumbass”. I may have some academic skill but that does not mean I have a lot of common sense (oops). Reagan sometimes has to keep me from doing things that are too stupid. It’s okay though because she (most of the time) finds my shenanigans endearing and a little bit funny.

The Bidding (Tally Hall)- how did you and your f/o meet?

Despite our fathers being close business partners while we were growing up, and we did hear about each other in passing, we didn't properly meet until we were both working at Cognito. Rand (her father) was isolating Reagan from making friends to focus on science, while my father was more focused on giving me as normal of a childhood as possible (or at least as normal of a childhood the child of a billionaire working for the shadow board can have). We first properly met at McUltra's. Gigi, my only friend at the time, was trying to help me make more friends out of my coworkers at Cognito, and it was very difficult for me to do so. Since she knew that Reagan was very similar in that regard, she invited Reagan to spend our lunch break together. It was initially awkward, but we got along well thanks to some pushes from Gigi.

[canonfatbisexualenby]

❤️ and 💌 with Pam!

❤️: How popular is you x your f/o? Are you a rarepair?

I would say in my most daydreamed about ‘canon’ they are moderately popular amongst sapphic/non straight ppl who like to ship, esp LGBT+ ships, and just sorta begrudgingly acknowledged by a lot of J.am shippers who don’t like that Pam is ‘shared’ or w/e lol (Does this make sense?) but not really a rarepair by any means

💌: How would your dynamic be portrayed? What might people focus on most? Any misconceptions?

I feel like in ‘canon’ Para would be portrayed tenderly and as delicately as possible but a lot of ppl who are theoretically weird abt Sara in a lil hater kinda way would harp in on her impulsive nature and anger loool

Tysm Gary!

From this ask meme!

[mandrakebrew]

💚 with skull face for that ask meme!

ok this one is a thinker but i think Sku.ll Fa.ce would sing Tori's part and I would sing Pharrell's

and yeah I kno he doesn't wear make up but he also doesn't have hair to comb so here we are

[ponshroom]

(4/24/24)

RAUUGH

ive wanted to draw a bunch of people's selfships i really like for a while and finally got around to it + got it finished

this was posted to twitter as well! i have the separates available to anyone who wants them

ft. @snappjawz, @wulfums, tokitaffy (twt), pazzypanda (twt), englandswife (twt), @orb-the-watchman, @phantom-provocateur, @chytag, and @teratobf

[fat-oc-battle]

we have our lineup! all matches will be updated and listed below! bracket a rounds will begin 12/21!

all brackets start at 12 pm PST

ROUND 1

BRACKET A

farzes @dixy vs. summer squirrel @pastelcringeboy, winner will face mirabelle "mimi" crassi @bombcollar

pom @official-sans-undertale vs. othello @thatoneparrot

orbitar @twrpband vs. zedekiah "godking" angelus @goody-goody-gunshots

BRACKET B

varmint @pencil-amateur vs. edith aspens @thedivisionbell1994

nero blue @pink-karnery vs. comet crasher @phantom-provocateur

periwinkle @volatile-shorty vs. mono chromatic @soupcorvus

jake martin @maxinstoresnow vs. snyder @wulfums

BRACKET C

zeke @beesgav vs. levi allwood @flannelfloofs

mavis @fitzfunnymoments vs. chie aoki @animevillainscourge

naomi @ackee vs. bowie bo buck @berrycontrary

dorofey lunarary @bjdeogame vs. jezebel wagner @biracy

BRACKET D

pond @soulsludge vs. belu @creditdawg

brick @well-wishing-for-a-life vs. allysion @identityquest

lucy laamb @kingmaxstatic vs. astrophel @berylliumliumite

lilith mangrove @oddb4llz vs. danny ganbaatar @gupdoo3

ROUND 2

BRACKET A

summer squirrel vs. mirabelle "mimi" crassi

pom vs. zedekiah "godking" angelus

varmint vs. crash

periwinkle vs. jake martin

BRACKET B

levi allwood vs. chie aoki

naomi vs. jezebel wagner

belu vs. allysion

astrophel vs. lilith mangrove

ROUND 3

mirabelle "mimi" crassi vs. zedekiah "godking" angelus

varmint vs. jake martin

chie aoki vs. naomi

allysion vs. astrophel

contact me if you notice any mistakes!

[riledcat]

art fight revenge for @phantom-provocateur of its one piece s/i and shanks >:)

[wulfums]

First attacks ive done since Art Fight opened!! For @snappjawz @phantom-provocateur and @maxstatic

https://t.co/o6UB1bLrQH

ohhh you guys wanna attack me so bad ohhhh

[rexscanonwife]

For those of you who were curious, I've finally sketched out my fankid with Toshi!! It's mostly an AU where shortly after splitting up with him after his big injury, my s/i discovers that she's with child and decides to raise the baby on her own. That is, until they meet again upon taking a job at UA!

Her name is Joey, and she's the spitting image of her father sometimes. Goofy, helpful, strong-willed, brave, and she cares a lot about others! The kicker though is that even though she knows All Might from TV...her favorite hero is actually PRESENT MIC! 😂 she listens to his radio show every night, tries to imitate the way he speaks, and when she gets older I imagine she'd learn to play the guitar and pursue music!

@self-ships-ahoy @pinkdinkydoon @jetiimooniverse @phantom-provocateur @nahiraya @sunstar-of-the-north (since yall replied to my post about it and wanted to see! 😁💖💖)

[platypusparfait]

Tag Game :-)

Tagged by the awesome @horse-doctor !! Tysm!

Last Song:

Favorite Color: Purple for sure! But I also like certain pinks and blues!

Current Obsession: Probably drawing or crafting? Also watching horror movies

Currently Watching: Parks and Rec, The Office and How I Met Your Mother

Sweet, Savory or Spicy?: savory yummmmm!

Relationship Status: I have a bf, we’ll call him ‘D’ for privacy purposes 💜💙~~~

Last Thing I Googled: Whether it was Alan ‘Cumming’ or ‘Cummings’ lol 😆

I Tag: @coolasice1991 @okmeemaw @phantom-provocateur @gristolmalik & @fungish (or any of my mutuals who would like to!)

[studiousbotanist]

@phantom-provocateur SUICIDAL SWEEP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x2 !!!!

[lovebandit42069]

(Banner Art by @billandtedsexcellentgaymarriage)

🐎 Bandit 🎄 31 Years Old 🐎 Bisexual/Fictosexual 🎄 Agender (It/Its Pronouns Only) 🐎 Self Ship Side Blog 🎄 Follows and Interacts from Phantom-Provocateur 🐎 Carrd (Full DNI, Other Accounts, Familial/Platonic/Crush/Enemy list) | Strawpage (Just For Funsies)

🎄 Current Main F/O's are Shouta Aizawa (Eraserhead), Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic) and Nemuri Kayama (Midnight) who I'm not entirely comfortable sharing currently

If you want to follow and you share one of them (romantically) then please send me an ask (off anon so I can answer privately please) before following and I'll most likely say you're good to follow as long as you have a tag for them I can block!

🐎 Full F/O List (Totally fine sharing everybody else) 🎄 Tag Form For When I Post Art 🐎 DNI/DNF: Proship/Comship, Yandere, Minors/Ageless Blogs, If People Self Shipping With Villains Bothers You 🎄 Don't tag my ships as any form of "[name] don't look", just don't reblog them at that point. 🐎 In continuation of the above point I don't tag other people's ships either because I find it rude, blacklist people's urls and curate your own space 🎄 Current Promo Post

(Footer art by @honeynuggs)

[canonfatbisexualenby]

🎫 here's a gush pass ^^ feel free to gush about whichever f/o you want, however much you want, then send this ask to 3 other self shippers (optional) !

(Only if you want, no worries if you don't want to!!)

Ty bestie Gary!!!!!!!!

Since I had a tiny moment in Dreamland via my Mind Palace about Pam I feel like I’ve GOT to gush abt her!

I really love how kind and understanding she is! She really tries to see most things from an empathetic lens. One of my fav Pam moments is the bird funeral she helps create basically for Michael! I think it shows a good example of her caring nature, even to those that don’t necessarily ‘deserve’ it.

And ofc she is soooooooo pretty! Her gorgeous green eyes and her golden brown hair (I am specifically a curly haired Pam fan) make me get butterflies! And her SMILE! Don’t even get me started lol...

I could go on forever but I won’t heh! Ty again!!