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butter-your-flies · 8 months ago
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hey im river im new i live in las vegas my chemical romance makes me dance
(i dont actually live in vegas dont come find me and if you get the reference kiss me)
I use any pronouns! I am 16, I don't mind adults following me but don't be a weirdo
im fucking annoying dont follow me if you hate annoying people
Online Status: im tired of updating this
Mood: ascending to godhood (just dehydrated)
Member of @freakforfrankcult
Vote me for president!
PHUCKING VOTE PHAN DO NOT VOTE JEDUS YOU PHAG
I usually don't tag for spoilers not because I hate everyone and want to ruin it for them but because im lazy so follow AT YOUR OWN RISK
Main fandoms (this updates like once a day if you're like wtf is river into now just check this)
Really there's no accurate way to describe the fandoms that I am in so currently I'll consider this a Bandom, dnp, and Zelda blog, but those are obviously not the only things I enjoy and blog about. Follow at your own risk I am all over the place (had to chjage this i forgot the comma)
update as of 11/29/24 i love arcane this is also an arcane blog
River Rates Tangled the Series (on hiatus probably until next year)
Every year I rewatch the show, and this year I decided to start rating each episode as I watch. I will also be rating the songs in episodes that have them, along with overall season ratings. I'll be doing this every year until I get tired of it to see how my opinions change.
This year's tag is #river rates tangled the series (2024), and for other rewatch content unrelated to my rating series, go to #river rewatches tangled the series. For polls, go to #you rate tangled the series (2024)
DNI
People who romantically ship family members, minors and adults, romance/sex repulsed aroace characters with anyone, basically anything problematic
People who hate on nonproblematic ships and oc x canon ships (you're annoying)
Also rpf haters because you're annoying and it's really not as big of a deal as you think it is
Blank blogs, if you're gonna follow me you're gonna have to be more than a default pfp with no reblogs. I automatically assume you are a bot, and even if you're not a bot part of tumblr is reblogging things...
Racists, homophobes, transphobes, misogynists, zionists, terfs, and other bigoted dumbasses. This is not a space for you
NSFW/kink blogs go away, I'm a minor
Basically if you suck leave
dr pepper haters /j
Other Stuffz
Most of my posts are untagged shitposts or vents or just personal stuff in general so uh yeah...I used to tag it but I'm lazy and honestly if you don't like it just don't follow me or suck it up bro
SEND ME ASKS. Literally it could be anything and I'd answer it, there is NO SUCH THING AS TMI TO ME!
Feel free to ask to be mutuals as well, and don't be scared to DM me.
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Mutuals feel free to ask for my airbuds, spotify, and discord
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bl-bracket · 1 year ago
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Best Siblings Bracket
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Round One
Pat & Pa (Bad Buddy) vs Tops & Thunder (Ingredients: The Series)
Prapai & Plerng & Phan (Love in the Air) vs Akira & Hitomi (Life: Senjou no Bokuro)
Akk & Im & Egg (Enchante) vs Koichi & Younger Siblings (Eternal Yesterday)
Siwon & Siyeong (Blueming) vs Day & Night (Love Syndrome III)
Thian & Yang (To Sir With Love) vs Diao & Dao (Rak Diao)
Kuafah & Daonuea (Star in My Mind/Sky in Your Heart) vs Yoo & Vee (Love Mechanics)
Cher & Thoop (A Boss and a Babe) vs Aek & Tho (Don't Say No)
Jiang Yanli & Wei Wuxian & Jiang Cheng (The Untamed) vs Livy & Mikey (Rainbow Prince)
Tankhun & Kinn & Kim (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Vlad & Judit (Like in the Movies)
Intouch & Ahn (Until We Meet Again) vs Tian & Longtae (A Tale of a Thousand Stars)
Dean & Del & Don (Until We Meet Again) vs Leo & Neo (3 Will Be Free)
Lan Xichen & Lan Zhan (The Untamed) vs Noey & Nidnhoi (I Will Knock You)
Pi & Duean & Wan (Fish Upon the Sky) vs Chien Teng & Yu He (DNA Says Love You)
Korn & Krit & Kard (Until We Meet Again) vs Cairo & London (Gameboys)
Tai & Tien (La Pluie) vs Tan & That (Manner of Death)
Vegas & Macau (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Mork & Meen (Fish Upon the Sky)
Black & White (Not Me: The Series) vs Shintaro & Sakurako (Minato Shouji Coin Laundry)
Payu & Saifah (Love in the Air) vs Jim & Jam (Moonlight Chicken)
Tonhom & Long Pao & Seeiw (My Only 12%) vs Ritsu & Shuji (Jack o' Frost)
Haoting & Yongxing (HIStory 3: Make Our Days Count) vs Seefoom & Seenam (Ghost Host Ghost House)
Hoon & Teh (I Told Sunset About You) vs Man & Q's Mom (21 Days Theory)
Leo & Leon (Don't Say No) vs Mob & Ayato (A Man Who Defies the World of BL)
Kim & Khett (The Shipper) vs Gu Xiang & Chengling (Word of Honor)
Wan & Win & Wiew (Between Us) vs Tine & Type (2gether: The Series)
Porsche & Porchay (Kinnporsche: The Series) vs Vee & Pan (You're My Sky)
Tang Yi & Zhuo Hongye (HIStory 3: Trapped) vs Kurosawa & Older Sister (Cherry Magic)
Nie Mingjue & Nie Huaisang (The Untamed) vs Bai Qing & Bai Lang (My Tooth Your Love)
Tharn & Thorn & Tanya (Tharntype: The Series) vs Pluem & Prim (Ghost Host Ghost House)
Wen Qing & Wen Ning (The Untamed) vs Tsubasa & Younger Brother (Kabe-Koji-Nekoyashiki-Kun Desires to be Recognized)
Sun & Rain (Dark Blue Kiss) vs Zeshou & Xueching (Plus & Minus)
Jeng & Jaab (Step by Step) vs Gu Xiang & Wen Kexing (Word of Honor)
Minoru & Tane (Our Dining Table) & Sarawat & Phukong (2gether: The Series)
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phanfictioncatalogue · 8 months ago
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Romantic Fluff (2) Masterlist
part one
adapt (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: this is the story of how dan grew to love neon lights
Back In Time (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Dan and Phil go back to Manchester and relive the first time they met.
Behind The Emojis (ao3) - The_First_Trashed_Reject
Summary: During PINOF 8 when Dan and Phil are looking at their most recently used emojis to describe their arse and Phil gets sparkling, sleepy, and asleep. While Dan gets the eyes looking sideways, the guy with the sunglasses, and the money bag...
box boys (ao3) - Mikayuushipper1
Summary: Dan and Phil build a box fort inside their apartment. that's it. that is the fic.
Castles and Roses (ao3) - thesassykels66
Summary: Dan and Phil take a walk through a flower garden in Edinburgh
Distracting Boyfriends and Sleepy Kisses (ao3) - ElleF
Summary: Phil just wants his boyfriend to pay attention to him.
His World (ao3) - Sinninghowlter
Summary: Dan opens the door and before him stands his world..
He's finally home.
isn't it lovely (ao3) - silentdescant
Summary: Dan and Phil get stuck at the top of the London Eye.
La Dolce Vita (ao3) - CrushingMagnolias
Summary: Phil plans a surprise engagement during their vegas trip at the Bellagio hotel.
Dan is head over heels, smitten, Phil Trash #1
let's save up for something new (ao3) - deletable_bird
Summary: Phil wakes up shivering the morning of October 19th, 2009. Today is the day he meets Dan. Fluff, 3.5k
little by little (ao3) - deletable_bird
Summary: Dan's voice is voice relaxed and liquid, his posture much the same. He’s draped over the arm of the couch, looking at Phil upside down, the rim of a half-full wine glass clasped in the fingertips of his right hand. “You’re drunk, you arse,” Phil tells him, skirting the coffee table and sitting down at his feet.
Love Of My Life (Phan Fluff) (ao3) - thegirlwholikestowrite
Summary: I suck at summaries. Three words; Phan, fluff, coffeshop.
Mind and Heart (ao3) - fringesandcringes
Summary: Phil has his heart. Dan has his mind. It works most times.
never too much (ao3) - bloodyscarab
Summary: oh, my love
a thousand kisses from you is never too much
Phil Returns (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Phil comes back from holiday and Dan's missed him a lot.
Sleep, love (ao3) - mani_txt
Summary: dan tends to overwork himself a lot and phil is not having any of it.
The Edge (ao3) -Japhan2024
Summary: Dan is restless about his future... but then he decides.
True Soulmates (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: A mutual crush that is never acted on. It can't be. It won't be.
Weirdo (ao3) - maybeformepersonally
Summary: Phil’s always been weird.
When the Tattoo Meets the Flower (ao3) - BigRedEnergy
Summary: Florist!Dan wears pastel clothing. One day he decides he wants to get a tattoo. He goes to the tattoo parlor across the street and meets Punk!Phil. Phil awkwardly flirts with Dan and Dan thinks he might like the odd tattoo artist.
What I Thought Was Real (ao3) - darkhearthowell
Summary: Everything Dan thought was real starts to fall apart...
When the Tattoo Meets the Flower (ao3) - BigRedEnergy
Summary: Florist!Dan wears pastel clothing. One day he decides he wants to get a tattoo. He goes to the tattoo parlor across the street and meets Punk!Phil. Phil awkwardly flirts with Dan and Dan thinks he might like the odd tattoo artist.
You'll Be Okay (ao3) - ineffabledaniel
Summary: Dan tends to think a lot. These thoughts take a certain turn when Phil's away in Florida with his family. Queue Phil coming home to a very sad and anxious Dan.
You mean the world to me (ao3) - ironicallyrad (snakedolls)
Summary: Dan is having his late night thoughts but tonight it's different. He is proud of himself for everything he's accomplished and specially thankful to have phil in his life
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babygirlphil · 1 month ago
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Oh you're really lost. Fine. I'll explain it.
On September 11th 2001, 24 year old Gerard Arthur Way was working as an animator at the Cartoon Network headquarters in New York City, when a plane struck the twin towers. After witnessing this event, Gerard decided that he wanted to do something that mattered instead of slogging away at a corporate job. So he decided to start a band. That band was My Chemical Romance.
Fast forward to 2014. The phandom (Dan and Phil fandom) is thriving on tumblr and so is their ship (phan). There was a lot of crossover with fans of MCR, Fall Out Boy and Panic at the Disco, aka The Emo Trinity. This led to one fan unknowingly changing the course of history by posting the following imagine:
"No but seriously imagine it:
You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag."
Pretty harmless, if not a bit cringe.
Years later, however, the post got reblogged by popular tumblr user @/heritageposts. After that, it became a meme that spread outside of tumblr to the rest of the internet.
Fast forward AGAIN to October 2023. Dan and Phil are back to making videos together on their joint gaming channel after 5 years of being solo creators. They are both out and proud and their romantic relationship is an open secret amongst fans.
On October 11th, MCR and FoB are announced as the headliners of the When We Were Young festival in Las Vegas, Nevada. Ok, that alone isn't TOO much of a coincidence. They were the kings of the emo scene after all. However...the festival also happens to fall on the 15th anniversary of Dan and Phil meeting for the first time.
The internet goes WILD. How could the stars have aligned THIS perfectly?! Adding fuel to the flames, Phil Lester then quote retweets the announcement with "no seriously imagine it". Now the internet is ABLAZE. He knows about the meme?! Does that mean they might do something for the bit??? No way...unless?
Fast forward yet AGAIN to June 2024. Dan and Phil announce the dates for their new tour and they just so happen to have October 19th off. Not only that...but it's between their LA and Salt Lake City, Utah shows. If you don't know anything about US geography, the fastest route from LA to Salt Lake City is through Nevada.
The internet is SCREAMING. They MUST have planned their tour this way because they're going to the festival, right??? Will the prophecy (or phrophecy) actually be fulfilled???
Then Dan and Phil stoke the flames even MORE when they take a selfie of themselves with a fan's cardboard cutout of Gerard Way at one of their shows and Phil says "we need this for the thing on the thing day".
The day finally comes. The When We Were Young festival is in full swing. People are waiting with baited breath to see if Dan and Phil will take the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. It gets close to the end of the day and people are starting to give up hope. When finally...FINALLY, Dan and Phil post a TikTok. The TikTok you came across and were probably baffled by.
And that's why 9/11 is indirectly responsible for Dan and Phil posting a video where they almost kiss while holding the gay pride flag.
Note: I said GAY pride flag because of the wording of the original post :)
Tl;dr: MCR wouldn't have been created if 9/11 never happened. If MCR never existed, then the "no but seriously imagine it" post would have never been made. The emo scene might not have blown up the way it did either, meaning the When We Were Young Festival would have never happened. Hence, 9/11 led to Dan and Phil almost kissing while holding the gay pride flag.
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abookishdreamer · 2 years ago
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WIP Intro- The Rat Pack
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Genre- YA contemporary
POV- first person present tense (multi POV) (includes some flashbacks)
Status- Outlining
Themes- friendships, road trip, identity, loss, adulthood, family relationships, romantic relationships...
Setting(s)- Miami, Florida & Fairbanks, Alaska
Synopsis- Hudson. Owen. Emilio. Roseline. Iris. The Rat Pack. Best friends since they were all six, their lives more than intertwine and intersect. After his mom's death, Hudson feels as if he's adrift in the ocean- no buoy in sight. The only thing keeping him from drowning are his best friends & the secret feelings he harbors for one in particular. He knows he's gonna need them now more than ever- especially after his father remarries. Owen has a great life with his moms & longtime girlfriend, but has always felt like there was a certain piece missing from his life- a giant looming uncertainty. Now, he's decided to start searching for his birth parents. Even though life-of-the-party Emilio keeps his signature cool & confident smile on his face, it's not strong enough to hide the pain he feels after the former love of his life- his ex Harry, dumps him. The artistic optimist Roseline has kissed many frogs & now believes she has found Mr. Right- by the way of a leather wearing guitar playing rocker. But what if Prince Charming was a lot closer to home? Analytical & independent, aspiring filmmaker/photographer Iris has her entire life planned out. Graduate from NYU, then win a Best Director Oscar at twenty-seven. A minor life "bump" and unexpected romance was not something she ever expected... or wanted. As a final chance to be with his friends, Hudson suggests that they all go on a road trip before they go their seperate ways for college. A story about letting go, holding on, & discovering new things, The Rat Pack delivers a heart wrenching emotional punch!
Characters
Hudson Moore (main protagonist)
Owen Parker-Mitchell (main protagonist)
Emilio Garcia (main protagonist)
Roseline Toussaint (main protagonist)
Iris Phan (main protagonist)
Harry Weitz (Emilio's ex-boyfriend)
Warren Cavanaugh (Roseline's boyfriend)
Antonio Vega (Iris' love interest)
Gracie Thomas (Owen's girlfriend)
Robert Moore (Hudson's father)
Kelly Moore (Hudson's step-mother)
Oliver Moore (Hudson's younger brother)
Samantha & Aria Villatoro (Hudson's younger step-sisters)
Penelope (Penny) Parker (Owen's adoptive mom)
Shannon Mitchell (Owen's adoptive mom)
Milagro & Ariel Garcia (Emilio's parents)
Elena Garcia-Alvarez, Eva Garcia, & Erin Garcia (Emilio's sisters)
Fabienne & Claude Toussaint (Roseline's parents)
Amelie Esposito (Roseline's older sister)
Carlos Esposito (Roseline's brother-in-law)
Gregory Toussaint (Roseline's older brother)
Lin & Huynh Phan (Iris' parents)
Selene & Joseph Gray (Owen's birth parents)
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amzngphil-rp · 5 years ago
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The Ghost of Las Vegas|| Closed Phan AU
@danhowell-rp
Phil? What? Oh..*breath* sorry..who am I speaking to? Oh..let’s just say..it’s him..but better..and that voice is so sexy.  Phil!..*breathes* What are you doing?...SHhh Beta...This can’t be you..it’s not like you.. It’s not...
Dan and Phil had just finished their honeymoon buzz, living comfortably in Manchester. Dan had gone into adolescent psychology, working as a school counsellor and working up to be a part of a larger program that helps out youth. He wore his ring religiously, he polished it twice a week and kissed Phil goodbye every day when he went to work. Things felt like a dream, he could get up in the morning and smile at his husband, go to work. He’s motivated, and Phil was motivating him. He was happy, Phil was happy. Zack became a bit of a joke to them and would show up routinely to settle a petty fight brought on by overworking and immaturity.
They hadn’t spoken much about children, much less how’d they’d do it. Their conversations about the future were just as small and baseless as their arguments. Phil was ready, he wanted the settled life of kids and a home with his husband and continue his work as a film production assistant and producer to PJ mostly because he’d gotten bigger and maybe getting some bigger things to work on at the same time. 
He was going to get what he asked for, just maybe not in the way would want such a blessing to fall into their lap. It all started when an old friend was treating the newlyweds. 
“Well I don’t care, I don’t like how handsy and possessive she is about you when we’re around each other,” Dan explained, brushing his teeth, then walking into their bedroom and putting the toothbrush and toothpaste into a small plastic bag and threw it into his suitcase.
“Dan, she’s just...a little too friendly. And I’ve already talked to her about it and she said that she’s going to talk to you and me so that we reach an understanding-” Phil started to explain before being cut off.
“I’m married. I’m not trying to ‘understand’ how a girl doesn’t know when to give up because she thinks she’s entitled to you in some weird way. I go through it enough..Why does no one think I can handle being with you?!” Dan snapped, face red with an upset. It was very annoying, “You...I know you’re not perfect and I’m not...the strongest, but you love me...why is that anyone’s business?-”
Phil understands, Zack is eating this up. He’s so enveloped in the fact that it gets him every time. And that he’s made all of their friends and some family against him because, honestly, he could do better. However, he’s so much easier to control than others- it doesn’t take much. As they finish their quick hug, he sighs at the other and gives him a smirk, “You’re gonna be okay with your parents?”
“Yeah, pfft! You kidding? Ever since we got married, they’ve been so excited about my married life and things, so I just get to keep talking to them about how things are going and what we share and all of that,” Dan explained, “Also my brother wanted to ask about my honeymoon..I’m looking forward to going home for the first time in a while..” He really was, and he wished he could have his man with him to make it all worth it, but Cat wants him, and he’s gotta be fair.
“Well I’m going to talk to her about taking over her lease in the states, so we have a summer home when she moves to Las Vegas...It’ll be nice, right?” Phil assured him, “It’s mostly business and catching up...she plays poker and stuff now, you know?”
“It just means she’s better at lying,” Dan giggled. 
Cat and Phil hugged as he walked from baggage claim and quickly loaded his things into the car. 
“Vegas, huh? It’s crazy thinking you live among all this...gambling and buffets..and water displays,” Phil started as Cat drove.
“I play poker competitively now...I’m really getting into it, and I really really needed the cash,” she explained, giggling. Her chest rising and falling with a big sigh. 
“So uhh..you getting a smaller place right?”
“Yes, I am, and you guys said you wanted to take over my lease..I was wondering how..that was going to work,” she began. Phil sighs, “No, no, no! I mean it! You guys don’t have permanent citizenship in the US...”
“We do now..we have dual citizenship between here and the UK so that we don’t have to fly so far to go home to relax.”
“Well, what’s gonna happen when you guys have kids, you know?”
“Probably gonna keep the house, so they understand that their parents have a proper experience about our two places we love. We’d probably send them to school in the UK, though..summers, Christmas in the US, that kind of thing.”
“Oh...so..you guys have all the paperwork to apply then?”
“Oh yea, absolutely..”
“It’s a..pretty stressful process, you know, gotta make sure that your income and credit line up. Criminal background checks and...things..It’s Vegas, after all, they don’t need gangsters and mob bosses moving into their facilities temporarily and things like that.”
“Well I’m sure it’ll be a lot easier seeing as we’re just a gay couple,” Phil chided with a soft chuckle.
“You’d think so..it’s a little tricky,” Cat said slowly, making a turn towards the long road from the airport to her new apartment, “I just remembered that I left the keys at my place..uhh is it alright if I go and grab it?”
“Yeah, yeah...no problem. You can give me a tour while I’m there!” Phil said, looking at the upside.
Cat turned the car in the direction of her new place as they continued talking for some time; then an awkward silence fell over the vehicle. Phil knew what it was about. It was the same old conversation- well, argument. 
“Phil, I am really proud of you for doing your thing and I’m glad I can help you anyway that I can,” Cat began after taking a deep breath.
“Don’t start,” Phil cut her off, knowing this beginning too well, “I can’t believe you’d even talk about this outside of our wedding day, you promised!” 
“I know what I promised, but-”
“But nothing. You are not always going to bend rules and cross boundaries because you see something that you want-”
“Phil, all I know is that things weren’t this stressful when we were together. You weren’t bisexual when I met you. You and I were having so much fun-” 
“Zach is why you liked me being with you,” he mentioned.
“Who the hell is Zach? I recall only being with you and what you and I did-”
“Cat-”
“Are you even replacing your memories of me with memories of another guy?! I cannot- actually cannot-”
“Catherine, shut the fuck up!” Phil snapped, causing Cat to immediately stop and look at the man and then quickly back to the road as they were at the stoplight. Phil was slightly panting and staring the girl down to imply that he was serious. “Zach- okay well, you see...Zach is me, but it’s a whole other part of me. He’s aggressive, sexual, and, more importantly, manipulative. I’m bisexual, yes, so what happened between us was real, but it’s only from what I remember. Back then, I didn’t really know or remember anything else. They’re Zach’s memories.”
“So...like a twin?” Cat asked, furrowing her brow as she finally was listening to Phil. 
“Yeah, something like a twin. He just liked to come and go with my anxiety and I didn’t really know that until I was at the Youni and I got treated for it. They made me keep a journal for when I had any thoughts that weren’t my own, to Zach filling the book out himself and even though I love Dan, he’s his obsession. Meaning that good or bad, he wanted Dan. He had already worked you through and so he was setting up how things were going to be.”
“Oh...wow...so this apartment thing-”
“Is both an apology and me showing Zach who has control here.”
“That-That....It sounds like a really tough thing to go through. I’m sorry Phil...Well, why don’t I..uhh take you out, to dinner or lunch?! After the tours we can grab some food at this place that I take my friends to on their birthdays, I mean, it’s not your birthday, but you’ll like it a lot!” Cat said as they pulled into her parking space in her garage.
They toured the large suite and played with Beta for a little while before they grabbed the keys and went back out to the other apartment. Their drive had gone so normal and casual, like back when they were in school together. They hung close and when they got to the apartment, she looked at the large space again and sighed. Phil came up to her and put his arm around her shoulders. She leans into the touch and smiles at him rubbing her arm. He kisses the top of her head and walks her out of the apartment. “You’ll be okay, I promise. You’re gonna be the 20-time World Series of Poker Champion Cat Valdez with a.. I dunno, a Pepsi sponsorship...” Phil reassured her, knowing how hard it was for her to have to sublet and turn the lease over for the apartment to live in a smaller place with only one dog. 
[Incoming Call: Daniel]
Hey Sweetie! How’s your jet lag?
*groans, sighs* Ugh..it’s harder when I didn’t have you to sleep with on the plane..
Oh baby...*chuckles softly*
How’s it going with the witch?
She uhh..took it well. She did come around to what was going on after I had explained...
But..?!
No-No! No “but”. She’s completely understood what’s going on and she told me that she apologizes for making our relationship hard and any part of our marriage hard...
Wow..well, only time will tell
I know, Danny...Let’s just be happy we can sleep in the states after this.
You mean sleep in the states alone?
Yeah, sleep in the states alone.
Hey, Phil..
Yeah?
Can we get an apartment in Japan, too? Cus we like being there, too!
Maybe. We’d have to prove we’d live there-
Well, the kids can live on their own or we can rent out the places and live only in Japan!
Okay..maybe later..
You promise.
I promise, husband.
Several Weeks Later....
Dan and Phil sit quietly, cuddled up and scrolling through Twitter and not really watching some TV show. They would exchange small kisses and jokes here and there and the two could not be happier or more at peace. Phil’s phone rings and when Dan sees it, he moves back a little, looking at him confused. 
“She wouldn’t call you unless it’s important,” Dan reassured himself, and answered it for him, but quickly handed him the phone. He got up and grabbed the empty bowl on the coffee table and walked into the kitchen. Phil could hear water running as he washed out his bowl and heard Cat’s voice over the phone.
“Uhh is Dan there?” she asked, timidly.
“You know he is, he’s gone a stepped into the kitchen for a tick. What’s wrong? Is everything alright?” he asks, his stomach beginning to turn. To be safe, he put the call on speaker.
“So I don’t want to alarm you, but uhhhm. You said that when Zach is present, you like..don’t remember what happens bc it’s a completely different set of memories right?” 
“Yeah...why? Did something happen?” 
“It’s more of what already happened-”
“Catherine!” Dan piped up as he walked back into the room, “What the actual fuck are you saying?”
“I’m saying, before I was rudely interrupted, that I’m pregnant!” Cat said, now exulting a smile in her voice and now her distress sounds more like pride. He can hear her holding herself and laying her bed with Beta, biting her lip in anticipation.
“Ha, very funny. Nice to hear from you again,” Dan blurted, completely incredulous that she called them with a prank. The prolonged silence and distress on Phil’s face, soon melted his sass into rage, “Phillip Michael Lester-Howell....is she telling the truth?”
“I’m telling the truth. I’m 5 weeks already. They told me the time of conception was around the last time I saw Phil-”
Dan immediately hangs up the phone when he rips it out of Phil’s hand, putting it on the couch and storms into their bedroom. He was so blind with rage and upset. He did a few laps around their bed, and then went into the hall closet to grab his luggage. He began silently, yet aggressively packing much of his dark clothes as tears began to stream down his face. 
Phil was frozen. The color he had left had vanished from his face and he was a statue. He called Cat back and took a deep breath, “What happened?” she asked before he could even say anything.
“Dan’s leaving,” he said gruffly and quiet, “And I don’t know what will happen next.”
“What will happen next...is that I come out to England and get the best maternal care that you have to offer me.”
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[Incoming Call: Phillip]
What?
Dan, h-how’s work going on for you? Alright yeah?
Yea I guess. How’s the alien doing? Is she done vomiting all over our house?
Not quite. 
Where is she even sleeping? S-
Don’t. She doesn’t sleep with me. She sleeps in the guest room. She told me it’s more comfortable because our bed is too soft. 
That’s good. So if I came over I could smell you all over my side.
Yes, I wish I didn’t have the whole bed to myself...
Well until the bed you made leaves, I’m standing my ground, babe. I miss you though...
This is stupid. Why can’t you live with her?
Because she hates me. You know that she hates me. And especially when she knows that we’re keeping the baby.
She’s a girl...
I know that, Phi-
No..I mean, she’s having a girl...We’re gonna have a daughter.
Oh...I wanted...*scoffs* I actually didn’t know what I wanted..(Is that Phil?)
Hey Bryonny...are you taking good care of Dan for me?
More than you’ll know! I appreciate you basically giving me a husband.
I’m only renting him out, so don’t get too crazy, okay Bry?
I get that. I barely see him. He’s usually out or he’s talking to PJ or Joey or something. Also he works, so he’s usually busy.
Keep taking care of him for me. And can you put him on again?
Sure thing love.
Babe, something is wrong..
I’m fine! Stop worrying so-
No I mean something is wrong with me..
What? You’re dying of a broken heart?
Daniel...I think Zach is gone..
What?! Are serious?
Yeah...I haven’t had an episode in a long time..No journal entries or anything. I think I need to go to the doctor...
Well that’s a good thing..right? No more Zach making your life hell?
I don’t have a good feeling about it..
Look babe. I know it feels weird not having him around, but it’s probably for the better. It should mean that it’s the start of new things to come.
If..If you say so...(Philly come here! She’s kicking!) Uhh I’ll see you later. I’ll come and visit some time this weekend. I’ll take you to lunch or something.
If I don’t have something to do but then, then I don’t see why not...
Alright (Phiiiill!) 
You should go see what she wants. Look, I love you, miss you.
Love you, miss you...
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ten followers you’d like to know more
I was tagged by @momo-de-avis
name? Francisco
sign? Sagittarius 
gender? male
height? 175 cm (that means taller than Messi nerds)
sexuality? straight (?)
where do you see yourself in ten years? I’m choosing to see this as a “where do you want to be in ten years”, so not a realistic thing, but either with a job as an environmental engeneer or getting my second college degree, with my own little place, a little turtle maybe? And hopefully very good people by my side
if you could be anywhere right now, where? I’d go to Barcelona, because it’s where i was supposed to be rn
favorite 90’s shows? I’ll be basic and say Friends and Sopranos (it started in 99, it counts)
your last kiss? the relationship was too complicated for me to describe and she isn’t in my life rn so we’ll skip this one
have you ever been stood up? don’t think so?
ever been to las vegas? nope
your favorite shoes? honestly, any kind of sneakers are fine. Boots are also good
your favorite fruit? not sure? I can’t tell you i fucking hate pears though
your favorite book? I grew up with the Percy Jackson books so i couldn’t go without mentioning them, but probably Intermitências da Morte by José Saramago (it’s the first that comes to mind tbh)
stupidest thing you’ve ever done? give my entire life and attention to one person who could never be with me and missing out on so many friendships, experiences and chances to grow as a person in my teenage years, leading me to 8 years of sinking in depression and anxiety 
what is your favorite gif? the one with the pigeon wearing a slice of bread as a necklace
and your lockscreen? One is a picture of Hayley from Paramore and the other is a design that says “it’s just a spark, but it’s enough to keep me going”
Sorry this took so long but i’m tagging @tralhas, @destroya-phan, @riflereus @thekyleoreilly @marias-studyblr and whoever else wants to do it!
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lilmistermaya · 6 years ago
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On Make-up
My first lipstick was a sheer, pastel shimmer, courtesy of my mom and Mary Kay. Who knows how old it was, but it was my first and I carried it around in my little denim purse all through 6th grade. Later came colored mascara and bright eyeliners, all from walmart. No Sephoras or Ultas anywhere near me, makeup either came from the drugstore or the counters at jc penneys when we drove an hour to Huntington. Estee Lauder was mom’s favorite, I’d get bits and pieces from kits and freebies in colors mom didn’t like.
Granted, I wasn’t very good at putting on makeup, so I didn’t wear it too much. Mom was pretty critical, wanting me to both be more feminine and yet fit into our conservative town. No youtube tutorials back then either!
But I still remember the smashbox eyeshadow duo I had for 10 years in burgundy and shimmery pink. A green from bath and body works. My first dark lipstick in deep purple from The Body Shop. There was a dark green lipstick gotten at halloween that matched a vest and pair of pants and I wore them together and thought I was very neat. A silvery green avon lipstick gotten at a state fair booth that made me look dead. A shimmery dead-white face powder that caused a huge fight in my house, mom worried that people would think badly of my dad if I looked like a whore.
Different stages of my life marked out by by what I wore. Never on trend, I was too distracted, so I went with what I liked. Michelle Phan taught me how to do rainbow eye shadows, and I wore them in neons to art classes in college. Learning about korean skincare way before it ever became a thing in america from a girl talking about teaching english in korea. I made my own versions with little pressed sheet masks in pellets gotten from a shady chinese website.
Imagine my surprise when I came up from nursing school to find it was an actual thing I could buy without a 8 week wait.
I have loose eyeshadows from Aromaleigh based on the Hannibal TV show, not yet used, but precious to me even 4 years on. I don’t need to buy stuff from a big company if I don’t want to, I can go find small creators not carried by any store.
Urban decay was a holy grail product to teenage me, completely unavailable to southern ohio. Now I can drive an hour and find what I want, I can buy what I want. The best liquid eyeshadow I ever had was a discontinued Urban Decay one and I used every bit of it up because I could never get it again. I remember being so proud of myself getting so much good stuff from them on their website for cheap. I can’t remember my first kiss, but I remember that eyeshadow.
My favorite lipstick is an opaque, matte lavender. It probably makes me look like I am half-dead, but I love it. I love the feel of the studded tube, the way it feels on my lips. The odd color. I love this screaming bright red I bought with a friend in a vegas sephora. I love this 5 dollar mascara I found online and then went to buy myself at Ulta, and finding it was worth the effort. They are as precious to me as art supplies, even if I’m rather lazy at using it, nor still that good at putting it on.
No one, outside of my mother, has ever given me shit for what I wore. I don’t think anyone would dare to. Even now, she’s just happy I wear it, seeing it as me feeling mentally better when I do.
There was one day when I worked at a library that I decided to “whore it up” and wear lots of makeup. Everyone, including my ancient boss, told me how nice I looked and I carry that with me. Or last halloween when I put on a ton of black eyeliner, and mom told me how good it looked, encouraging me to put it even more. I wear a shitload of highlighter because it makes me feel bright and shiny, even when I’m so tired and stressed. Mom found a burgundy mascara and she excitedly showed it to me as soon as she got home, so proud she found something new.
Or when I first saw the Too-faced peach palette and we searched forever for it, and she was so proud to finally find us one, giving it to me with much pomp because she couldn’t wait till christmas. Or searching several cities for the Swamp-Queen palette, despite our differences in taste, she understood what it meant to get it.
I’m crazy for korean skincare and makeup right now, I couldn’t tell you why. I have a pile of sheet masks and I still think the korean ones are the best of them. I scoured two CVS stores yesterday and a walgreens in a different city to see if there was anything new I hadn’t seen before. While I didn’t find anything, I still consider it an afternoon well spent.
This is me, a huge dork, with pokemon figures scattered among lipsticks on my desk. My eyeliner will be lopsided and smeared, my concealer turning yellow on me.
But you know what? It’s all good.  what is your story?
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frivolousphantasies · 6 years ago
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thanks @existentialisthicc for tagging me!
Name: Adrian
Gender: Male
Star sign: Scorpio
Height: 5’2”
Sexuality: Gay
Lock screen image: Dan and Phil
Ever had a crush on a teacher: Nope
Where do you see yourself in ten years: I have noooo idea, graduated from college I guess?
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: the UK maybe?
What was your coolest Halloween costume: I did an MCR black parade thing once cause I’m emo
Favorite 90s TV show: POKÉMON
Last kiss: Never lmaoooo
Have you ever been stood up: Nah don’t think so
Have you ever been to Las Vegas: I’m going with my friends at some point but no
Favorite shoes: My turquoise converse, they match some of my shirts
Favorite fruit: Raspberries
Favorite book: Does the thesaurus count?
Stupidest thing you’ve ever done: Well it’s probably not the stupidest thing but one time I ate grass heheh
tags!! just picking from some of my recent notifs, you don’t gotta do it if you don’t want to
@c0mic-phans @frickinmeaty @brandourie @glitterytrash83 @myfavoritephil @sunshinemenace
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ribenaflip · 7 years ago
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Thanks @loyal-phan for tagging me
Name: Kai
Gender: No thanks
Star Sign: Pisces
Sexuality: Not straight
Height: 5’4”
Where I want to see myself in ten years: Hopefully a successful opera singer
If I could be anywhere right now: Watching the stars somewhere cold
Coolest Costume: I wasn’t allowed to dress up as a kid
Favorite 90′s show: Uhhhhhhhh
Last kiss: In an alternate universe
Ever been stood up: By friends? Yeah
Ever been to Vegas: Noperino
I tag: @lightphilly @rwdaf @cherryscentedlube @turquoisespace @corgisocks @rosypatchdaniel @hellspawnhowell @optimistphan @space-boy-leo @rosejumper
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hothowell · 7 years ago
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Rule: Tag ten followers you want to get to know better
Tagged by lovely @snowyshadow 😘 Thank you ♥
Name: Taisiya
Gender: Female
Star sign: Pieces
Height: 168 cm
Sexuality: Bisexual
What image do you have as wallpaper:
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Where do you see yourself in 10 years: Ugh, I actually don't have a clue
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher?: Nope
If you could be anywhere else right now, where?: London. Love this city so freaking much
What was your coolest Halloween costume?: I was a fawn, yup
What's your favorite 90s show?: Friends, I guess
Last kiss?: Was 1,5 year ago with my ex boyfriend
Have you ever been stood up?: Yes
Have you ever been to Las Vegas?: No
Favorite pair of shoes: White Converse
Favorite fruit: Honestly, I like all fruits
Favorite book: Dead Souls by N. V. Gogol
Stupidest thing you've ever done: Oh, there is so much stupid things that I've done in my life, so I can't choose only one 😂
I tag: @parkjizzmin , @sugar-for-my-suga , @awrf-phil , @instarbuckswithdan , @aichatabai , @little-kitten-dan , @punkdaddyphil , @phan-direction , @amazingdaddylester , @jiminniemouse
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phanfictioncatalogue · 2 years ago
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Fics With Titles that Start With V (2) Masterlist
part one
Valentines Day - danalingphil
Summary: Dan and Phil comforting each other when they’re both single on Valentines. 
Valentine’s Day Baking - stuckinyourfreakshow
Summary: Dan and Phil decided to do another baking video and things got a little messy. 
Valentine’s Desires - jilliancares
Summary: Phil knows that what Dan really wants is a rim job.
vampires will never hurt you (ao3) - howellesterfics
Summary: Dan is embarrassed by his mistake of a Halloween costume, but not everybody has such negative feelings towards it.
Vandalism - mairieuxes
Summary: There’s a desk. And there’s a class. It’s more than enough to help two bored students find a distraction. And maybe, even something more.
vanilla softserve sort of day (ao3) - zsunsetz
Summary: dan doesn't want to go outside today, but when his best friend and crush phil lester turns up at his doorstep...well, he had to change his plans a little
Variety (ao3) - omgdatphantho
Summary: Phil makes it clear that variety in the bedroom doesn't have to be a bad thing.
Various Shades of Grey - camisadan
Summary: Phil loves halloween, but probably not for the reasons you'd expect.
vegas lights - softiejace
Summary: 2012 is not going as planned, but phil still takes dan to vegas for his 21st birthday, the city that is said to hold adventure, risk and fortune – and maybe a flimsy hope for conciliation?
Velvet Underworld (ao3) - Cadensaurus
Summary: So Dan finds out he thinks neko outfits are pretty cute, and Phil buys one for him, and there's toying and teasing and a whole new side of Phil that Dan never knew existed.
Venice: City Of Dreams (ao3) - expiredlove
Summary: Dan and Phil are on holiday in Venice, Italy, with two of their best friends. They discover the city with their unprofessional tour guide Phil and end their day with a romantic stop at the Accademia Bridge, which is known for its so called love locks.
VETSCO à gogo (ao3) - sierraadeux
Summary: The guy is just really hot, and maybe Dan’s also a bit concerned he’s going to fall with all the times he’s watched him wiggle and wobble on seemingly unsteady limbs. He never does, or at least he hasn’t yet, but Dan would like to think he’s got his back if he ever does.
or
the twitch streamer who just can't seem to get his roller skating neighbor out of his mind
Vice Versa - phancyphanfiction
Summary: Phan gets outed.
Vidcon Surprises - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan and Phil are in a secret relationship. Phil is worried that they’re relationship will be outed when they hang out with the other youtubers. Louise spots Dan and Phil kissing and shows the others the picture they took and they have to decide what they want to do, if they should tell Dan and Phil that they know of their relationship.
Video Games - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan always wins when they play video games together. But for once, Phil wanted to make sure that he wins. He tries to distract Dan by touching his neck because Dan hates it.
Visionary - thespianhowell
Summary: As much as Dan loves how Phil looks in glasses, sometimes they are less than ideal.
Visions, Voice, Person: The Soulmate Process (ao3) - Star4545
Summary: Visions, Voice, Dreams lead up to meeting your soulmate. Dan is a West End actor and Phil is teacher leaving them to busy schedules, but they work it out. They are soulmates after all.
voice on the radio (ao3) - overcastphan
Summary: Dan should be old enough to know not to fall in love with the voice on the radio.
Vocal Rest - dxnhowell
Summary: Dan and Phil had just finished tatinof, unfortunately... Dan lost his voice so he’s been on vocal rest. Dan just wants to get work done, and Phil wishes his boyfriend would just relax for a moment.
vows (ao3) - lionkid
Summary: Phil works as a video producer for Buzzfeed UK. Dan, a coworker he's not particularly fond of, comes up with a video idea: two single people have to act married for a week. He just so happens to volunteer to 'marry' Dan.
Based on Buzzfeed's "Single people get married for a week" series.
Vulnerable (ao3) - prettysweet
Summary: Phil got his girlfriend pregnant then she left him with the child and Dan is too kind to leave Phil to raise the child by himself.
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stranger-from-hawkins · 7 years ago
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tagged by @xbarrjallenx thanks lovely <3
rules: tag ten of your followers you want to get to know better
name: Annabelle
gender: Female
star sign: Aquarius
height: 5’7/8”
what images do you have set as your desktop/phone wallpaper: My phone is an ST artwork!!
have you ever had a crush on a teacher: Nah but I have seen teachers who were attractive.
what was your last text message: “When he finished getting revenge, he legally died and now he's been found out and im only two eps in so thats all i got” Giving my parabatai @readinglikewildfire a rundown of Punisher (2017).
what do you see yourself doing in 10 years: On film sets either direction or in a studio producing/editing films.
if you could be anywhere else right now where would you be: Somewhere in England or home in Australia
what was your coolest halloween costume: I’ve never celebrated halloween. I was never a thing where I’m from.
what’s your favourite 90s show: ‘Round The Twist
who was your last kiss: Nobody, I’m waiting for Tom Holland ;P
have you ever been stood up: Nope thank god
favourite ice cream flavour: Cookies and Creme or triple chocolate
have you been to las vegas: Nope
your favourite pair of shoes: Barefoot is optimal but if not, my high top black converse or vans
what is your favourite flavour: Depends on the item being flavoured? Books? lil but of romance with a lot of angst and fluff.
what’s your favourite book: Half Bad trilogy or any book focused around Percy Jackson because that was my childhood and I’ll never be able to let go.
what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done: Got drunk on a school trip UNINTENTIONALLY!! I didn’t mean to drink as much as I did
Tagging - @readinglikewildfire @stanleyurisisalive @bitchinjanes @eggogorgon @mistletoemarsh @bbc-radio-phan
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septic84 · 5 years ago
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Strawberries and Eggs
The origin story of Dan and Phil could have been fabricated from a writer's mind, crafted to be a love story for the big screen. When Dan started to watch Phil's videos he knew that he had found the perfect channel, relating to and enjoying the creative goof's content, Dan was hooked.
A03
  After watching several videos, he worked up the courage to create a Twitter account in May of 2009 and Tweeted at Phil. In June Phil had tweeted him back and later in the month became is Facebook "friend," shortly after Dan had turned 18. This was around the same time Dan had started to assert himself as an adult, so to celebrate Dailybooth milestones, he started to take risqué pictures, now coining them as "Nakedbooth." Honestly, Dan loved the attention, but he was pretty much only valuing the attention of one specific person.    
In later October, they were already spending hours talking and Dan's sexual ambiguity came into question a lot; especially after hinting at intimacy between him and Phil. With comments such as, "can you be pillow?" Or Phil asking, "can I be player 2," (in response to a naked Dan with a controller over his crotch,) the internet wildly speculated on the nature of their relationship.  Both of them flirted openly at this time but made no real effort to address or define their relationship. They flirted without acknowledging they were doing so, at least not to the outside world.  
Phil had convinced Dan to upload a video, so "Hello, Internet," was unleashed on the world. It was well-received and shortly after, "Butterfingers" was also uploaded. Phil was right, they were good videos and people liked Dan's content as well. That week was wonderfully stressful because on the 19th Dan and Phil met in person. Dan stayed with Phil for a few days, they recorded the first PINOF and got to know each other better. After that, they made frequent trips to see each other and to go to events together. Dan went to Uni in Manchester and Phil had a flat there as well; they were uncertain of the future, but they knew they wanted to be together. This proved to be very useful when Dan had to be admitted to the hospital in Manchester, when he needed to do laundry and when he needed Phil's support when he decided to ultimately withdraw from University. They were spending all of their time together anyway, so in the late summer of 2011, they moved into a flat together.    
They had been here a few months now; they were getting to know each other's day to day habits. Messaging over the internet, taking trips together and visiting each other's homes was one thing, living together was entirely different. It was great and it was also trying. Phil left every drawer and cupboard door open, Dan sang loudly in the shower, but for the most part, it was great. They were able to do more things living together thus "The Super Amazing Project" was born. They were having the time of their lives, and the followers were increasing and coming along with them.    
"Phil, why are your socks on the coffee table?"    
"I may want them again later."    
"But why do they need to be on the coffee table?"    
"So I can find them again later,"    
"You're so annoying,"    
"Your mum's annoying,"    
"Shut up," Phil smiled, his tongue poking out the side of his mouth.    
In December they filmed "How to make Christmas cookies," editing out the sticky kisses and excited chatter about their upcoming Christmas special on BBC Radio 1. Everything was going great and they both were in awe thinking about this new opportunity. They had never dreamed that being Youtubers could transition into mainstream media, but it had.
They decided to film a "Day in the Life" video, showing off Manchester. They filmed themselves getting groceries delivered, watching shows, reading emails and even the prison they lived near. Once in town, they filmed themselves going to various places and just having fun. It seemed like whatever they did together, their followers loved it. Dan and Phil were allowed to be spontaneous, silly and creative and everyone loved it.    
They went to Playlist live together, meeting some of their audience and getting to know other Youtubers. Soon after Phil decided to do a live show on a site called "Younow," this was yet another way to connect with their followers who were paying their bills. As questions flew by, he saw one about the infamous breakfast bar, "Dan climbs on it more than anything,"    
In the background, Dan yelled, "It's fun, you should try it!!"    
"It is meant to eat at, Dan, not climb on."    
Dan wanted to go to Las Vegas for his 21st birthday, so that's what they did. Dan had every intention of uploading footage from the festivities, but as the adage went, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.  Maybe he would upload something at some point, but he didn't make an asserted effort to do so. There would be a lot that would have to be edited out anyway.  If he were honest, he doubted he would ever post any footage from that trip.  
After Vidcon, they decided to look for flats in London, Dan announced this on his first live show in a hotel room with terrible acoustics. They needed more space and wanted to be in London for more career opportunities.    
When they got back, Dan knew how he wanted to say goodbye to the Manchester flat.  When Phil had left to get more boxes to pack the Kitchen, Dan set his plan into motion, making sure everything was in place.    
Phil rode the lift back up to their apartment with an armload of boxes, he struggled to open the door, but when he did, he was greeted with Dan, laid on top of the breakfast bar.  His nipples covered with whipped cream and bright reddish-pink panties covered his crotch. The room smelled of Strawberries.    
"Ah, Dan?"    
"Hey, Phil. So, you know how you said the Breakfast bar was for eating at, not climbing on? Well, tonight we are doing both, I am the meal. Eat me,"    
Phil smirked dropping the boxes and shedding his coat. "You do smell very tasty," Phil swiped the whipped cream off one of Dan's nipples with his thumb and made a show of sucking it off. “When did you get these, I wonder,” His finger then trailed down Dan's belly, stopping right before the panties, bending down and licking the parts covering Dan's hardening cock. "Mmm, I love strawberries," Phil sucked at the panties, small parts started to break away. "You're so delicious," Dan moaned.    
"See, it's good to climb on and eat at," Dan choked out.    
Phil sucked at the head of Dan's strawberry covered cock, “Yeah, I think you’re right,” breaking the gummy covering, Phil now was just sucking on skin.    
"Yes," Dan hissed.    
Phil dug his tongue into the hole he had created, taking more of the panties into his mouth and exposing more of Dan’s skin.    
“Please, more,” Dan moaned.    
Phil used his hands to free Dan the rest of the way from the panties, he didn't think he could eat any more of them. He maneuvered his red-stained tongue up to Dan's stomach, circling his belly button, traveled up his treasure trail onto one nipple, then the next, licking them clean. “Mm, tasty boy.”    
"God, that feels good," Dan moaned, "Phil, I want you to fuck me on this breakfast bar. I've always wanted to do that. I don't want to move out until we have, please,”    
Phil laughed, "I'm not opposed to this idea, especially since you've laid out a feast for me, we're gonna have to improvise, "    
"Okay?" Dan watched Phil walk to the other side of the kitchen, he started to rifle through the cupboards, pulling out various items and leaving them on the counter.  His face lit up as if he had an idea, and went to the fridge. He pulled out the carton of eggs, cracking the last two and pouring the egg whites into a bowl.    
"Get on your hands and knees,"    
Dan complied, "Are we using egg whites as lube, Phil?"    
"I saw it online once, that they work," Phil started to trace Dan's entrance,    
"Holy shit, that's cold!" Dan shrieked, recoiling.    
"Sorry, all of the lube is packed," applying some to himself he gasped at the temperature change. As he entered Dan, the coldness quickly faded. "Not so cold anymore.” He gasped,    
“No, it’s not, fuck me, Phil,    
“I'm so glad we did this,"    
"Me too, even if we are all sticky." Phil sped up his pace, thrusting into Dan, kissing the back of his neck. “Close,”    
“Me too, harder, please,”      
After they had finished, they cleaned up the breakfast bar and showered, then they continued to pack the kitchen.    
“I’m going to miss this breakfast bar,” Dan said,    
“You are so sentimental, Dan,” Phil smiled.  
“Shut up, I just showed you how amazing it could be, didn’t I?”    
“Yes, you did. I will miss this apartment too, we have so many "firsts" here,”    
“Yes, we do." Dan shook his head, this was bittersweet. "We’re never going to miss it if we don’t move out, we need to keep packing,”    
“Right you are,”    
Dan opened one of the cupboards, “Phil!" Look! We had olive oil!  Why the fuck did we have to use the freezing cold egg whites?"    
Phil shrugged, "eggs needed to be used anyway,”    
Dan threw the empty carton at his head, “You idiot,”    
“But you love me,”    
“Yeah, I do.”   
Bingo Card:
Breakfast Bar That's not lube Edible Pants
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Huge thank you to: @adorkablephil for their  Phan-Timeline This helped me out tremendously with the dates and timing of this story.  
(I meant to add that when I posted it yesterday, but I completely forgot. Boo, I’m A bad human.) 
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wordsablaze · 7 years ago
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masterlist 1.a.ii
[ x ] Phandom Fic Fests: Bingo 2018
Angel With A Shotgun They stand together, they stand as one: Dan and Phil. The too-human demon and the too-human angel, a spawn of evil and a spawn of good: A demon soldier and an angel fighter… An angel with a shotgun. A Phan songfic based on the song by The Cab. Enjoy! 
Cameo’s Consequences Dan spams the liveshow chat and Phil has to ignore it or pay him back… he chooses to do both. A quick oneshot based on 8th May’s stream and @vivianadichiara‘s request. Enjoy!
The Birthday Forecast It’s Dan’s birthday and, even if he’s not as excited as he should be, Phil’s forecast makes it much more interesting! Or the one where Phil kisses Dan 26 times on his birthday… A fairly long Phan oneshot! Enjoy!
Summer Solstice Dan doesn’t know why he has the urge to celebrate the summer solstice. Or, at least, not until he spends some time with Phil… A phan oneshot because of the summer solstice. Enjoy! (bit of swearing as it’s Dan)
Protective Punk Dan and Phil are on the run when Dan’s rival shows up to get revenge, through Phil… A Pastel!Phil and Punk!Dan phan oneshot. Warning: non-con kissing and a touch of swearing. Enjoy!
Strongest Smiles, Saddest Souls The strongest smiles often hide the saddest souls… A Phan oneshot. Warning: implied self harm and suicide. Enjoy!
Blanket Dan’s had a bad day and calls Phil without thinking in the middle of the night so of course he’s going to try and make everything better as soon as possible. An AU Phan oneshot for @yahnicowrn. Enjoy!
Legacy of Love Even if you realise it because of two teenage wizards messing with time, knowing that you have a legacy is a pretty nice birthday present... A Harry Potter Phan crossover written for Hermione's birthday! Enjoy!
Glitter Rush A simple teenage game of Truth of Dare leads to an interesting evening… A pretty long teen AU Phan oneshot (ft. Anthony and Louise) based on their recent trip to Spain. Enjoy!
Fire Is More Than Just Flames You're not meant to fight fire with fire but that doesn't stop Phil from fighting Dan's cruel, numbing fire with the fire of his love and reminding him that the darkness will fade and he'll be okay... A Phan oneshot, Enjoy!
Home Feels Like Sleepy Hugs Dan doesn’t want to go to bed before Phil gets back so when he does, the only option is to cuddle on the floor until they both settle into sleep, comfortable in their dreams and each other’s arms… A phan oneshot, enjoy! 
Ice Cream, The Beach, And Teasing Gone Wrong Dan and Phil love teasing each other but things can go wrong when they go outside, especially when jealousy, self-doubt and unstoppable love are involved. Written with the fabulous @jocollins !! Enjoy! 
Home With A Heartbeat Uni’s hard, so sometimes Dan ends up missing lunch. This time he goes to Phil, who gives him not only worried looks, a meal, and cooking skills, but also a home… Written with the magnificent @jocollins ! Enjoy! 
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Phan Cam: Music of Water
>In a concert hall in Ikebukuro, Tokyo, a KUROFUNE concert was beginning.
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It seems like a lot of you are really hyped tonight. Am I right?
>The crowd begins cheering loudly.
MC: Excellent! Just hope KUROFUNE’s music will be this lively.
>In the stands.
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Lively might be an understatement.
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I know Ryuji’s been in the idol scene for three months now, but this is really a lot of excitement.
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Now Ann chan, I’m sure Ryu kun is just as nervous about this as you are.
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Yeah, just look at the crowd. Almost everyone showed up. Even some members of Kanamin Kitchen are here.
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Wow! Ms. Ochimizu, there sure are a lot of people here. Could KUROFUNE really have gotten this popular just because they got a third member?
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That remains to be seen. It’s not like the whole world is here.
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You know they might just be live streaming this.
Ms. Ochimizu: You didn’t have to mention that.
>Back with us.
????: Hey, we’re here to, y’know!
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Oh no, we didn’t forget about you, Rise san.
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(mood changed) Glad to hear it.
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Either way, I’m so glad we could all be here tonight to watch your friend perform with all his heart. I’m just sad Sensei, Yosuke, and the others couldn’t make it. It’s just us three.
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I’m sure if they had time on their hands, they would come.
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I can’t wait to see the look on Ryuji’s face when he sees I’ve come in human form... Though, I was a little upset they told me I needed a ticket to get in. It’s not like the time when I was a cat, I could get in free.
Teddie: Trust me, it’s worth it. You get to meet all kinds of people and pretty girls that you couldn’t as an animal.
Morgana: That’s something I guess.
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Which reminds me, have you thought of a new name for your human form? Seeing you in a man’s body, I don’t think being called Morgana would be such a wise move.
Morgana: Well, until ATLUS says otherwise, I’ll be going by Diego Vega.
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You mean like Don Diego de la Vega?
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I’m not familiar with that name.
Makoto: It was Zorro’s real name. And since Zorro is his Persona, I guess it would be the obvious choice.
Rise: If you want tips on that role, you should totally ask Senpai. I got him to play that role for a show once.
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I don’t know. Removing “Don” and “de la” sounds a little overdone. I think the name should be a little more creative than that.
Diego: Fine. But I’m keeping the Diego part.
Yusuke: Ren, have you any idea what “Diego’s” last name should be?
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>Kurusu >Amamiya >Sakura >Takamaki >Mercurius >>Mercury >Hermese
Diego: Mercury? You mean like Mercurius?
Naoto: That would sound right. The planet Mercury was named for Mercurius. Since Mercurius is Diego’s Ultimate Persona...
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It’s perfect.
Naoto: I’m glad you agree with that.
Akechi: Thank you.
Diego: Then it’s decided. My human form’s name will be Diego Mercury. But only until ATLUS says otherwise.
Mrs. Sakamoto: I’m not sure what you’re all talking about. But if that’s this young man’s name, very well. It’s nice to meet you, Diego kun.
Diego: The pleasure is all mine.
>He takes Mrs. Sakamoto’s hand and kisses it.
>Meanwhile, backstage, Ryuji saw what just happened.
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Damn it, Mona! Did you really have to go there?
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Is something wrong, Ryuji san?
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Huh!? It’s nothing. Are we set?
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We’re all ready to go.
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Alright! Then let’s get goin’!
>Meanwhile, back with us.
Ann: Hey look, there’s a new card here.
>I check the Dorika Deck.
Ren: Oh, I know this one.
Futaba: We all do. It looks like it’s just for Ryuji.
Mrs. Sakamoto: It does look like it would suit him well. I think I’ll choose it.
>We all agree to do so as well.
???: It’s all going according to plan.
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Huh?
>I turned to the person who spoke.
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Forgive me, I was just talking to myself. Enjoy the show.
>The young man quickly leaves... What was that about?
Diego: Ren, it’s starting.
>I turn to the stage.
MC: And here they are, the ones you’ve been waiting for! KUROFUNE!
>The crowd cheered as KUROFUNE comes on stage.
Yuto: We sail now into a new land. A land of light and love!
Keigo: The people there need that light and love to live their lives!
Ryuji: But a great darkness now blossoms in that land. But we’ll use our music to give you hope.
KUROFUNE: Cheer for us as we tackle the... Blooming Villain!
Dorika Time!
Catch Your Cheers!
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Yuto: Your cheers will help me move forward.
Catch Your Cheers!
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Keigo: I’ll enjoy the happiness you’ve given me.
Catch Your Cheers!
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Ryuji: A new one, huh?
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Okay, I’ll make it work for me!
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Poison Fang Series! Complete!
>Keigo changes clothes.
Military Rock Series! Complete!
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Golden Playhouse Series! Complete!
>And so, KUROFUNE performed Blooming Villain.
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>Later at our favorite (and incredibly expensive) sushi restaurant, we decided to celebrate another successful concert.
Yuto: To another successful concert!
Everyone: Here! Here!
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I never thought sushi would taste so good!
Diego: And I never thought I would be eating sushi with my own hands instead of... Well, you know.
Futaba: Whoa! Ryuji, Diego, control yourselves. I know it’s been awhile since we had sushi, but still where are your manners?
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(laughing) Must be because of his costume tonight. Orlando will have that effect on people.
Ann: No kidding.
Makoto: Either way, I’m glad Ryuji’s idol career is really taking off.
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Just don’t forget your studies, okay?
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R- Right?
Rise: Don’t worry, I’ve been there before. But I’ve always had my friends to help and some good tutors.
Teddie: I don’t think you need to worry, Mako chan.
Naoto: Same for you, Mrs. Sakamoto.
Mrs. Sakamoto: I’m glad to hear that.
>Suddenly, Mrs. Sakamoto’s phone rings. She answers it.
Mrs. Sakamoto: Moshi Moshi? Yes? I see. Alright, I’ll be there.
>She hangs up.
Mrs. Sakamoto: Sorry, Ryu kun, but something’s come up at work and I need to work the night shift.
Ryuji: I know. You have yer responsibilities. I’m already used to being alone in the apartment.
Mrs. Sakamoto: I know. But what with your father still in town.
Akechi: Actually, Mrs. Sakamoto, we wouldn’t mind letting Ryuji stay with one of us though.
Mrs. Sakamoto: You would? Thank you. Ryu kun?
Ryuji: I guess it’s cool. It’s just for one night.
Mrs. Sakamoto: That’s my boy. I’ll see you tomorrow.
>With a hug to her son, Mrs. Sakamoto leaves for work.
Ren: I suppose I could set up the couch for you. Hope you don’t mind, but Yusuke’s moving some of his stuff in for the Summer.
Diego: Where will I sleep? My cat house is nice and I know I can’t sleep on the bed with you and Yusuke and the cat house is nice, but I really like the company... (gasp) Does this mean I can sleep over a Lady Ann’s place?
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Hell no! Besides, my parents are home and I have no idea how to explain to them why a cat or a boy are staying over.
Diego: (looking down) It was worth a try.
Makoto: He can’t stay with me or Haru either. We have to study for our mock exam.
Mishima: And I still remember from what happened that last time Sakamoto kun stay over at my place.
Futaba: Mine would be the same with Ann.
Ryuji: Yuto? Keigo?
Yuto: Sorry, Ryuji san, but my apartment is too small. I don’t think I can even set up a futon.
Keigo: And I have a lot of relatives staying over at my place. My grandmother’s birthday is coming up.
Ren: You’re the only one left, Akechi.
Akechi: I guess I don’t mind. So, what do you say, Ryuji?
Ryuji: Thanks, Akechi. Besides, we still haven’t seen your new apartment yet...
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Guess I’ll be the first.
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I’m glad to hear that.
>We finished our sushi and called it a night. We went our separate ways for the night.
Ren: See you tomorrow.
>Me, Yusuke, Futaba, and Diego, who changed back to Morgana the cat and got into my bag, were on our way to the station.
Futaba: You know, there’s one person I’m sad didn’t come tonight.
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You mean Kasumi chan? I tried inviting her, but she said she was busy tonight.
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Well, she’s still new to the group. So I guess she’s a little shy with us right now.
Futaba: Maybe next time.
Yusuke: How about the movies? I hear Hikari Gazo just finished her latest film.
Futaba: I guess that would be good.
>Suddenly, my phone rings.
Morgana: Who could that be at this hour?
>I answer it.
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Ren, there’s something I have to tell you.
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What’s wrong, Chihaya san?
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Well, you know that friend of yours? The one with the bottle blonde hair?
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What is it?
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Well... I think he’s in trouble.
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>Akechi’s apartment building.
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This is where you live!? I always thought this place was abandoned and maybe even... Haunted.
Akechi: It has a rustic charm, but it’s certainly not abandoned. Haunted?
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Well, it definitely has some spirited tenants.
Ryuji: How spirited are they?
Akechi: You’ll see.
>With that they head inside.
??????: Welcome home, Akechi kun.
Akechi: Good evening, Hanako san.
Ryuji: Hanako san? Wait, who said that?
Akech: See what I mean?
Ryuji: (worried) Wait. When you said the residence here are spirited, do you mean this place really is...
>Suddenly, the sound of something shuffling was heard. Ryuji saw that a door was open. Although it was dark in there, he could definitely make out some large people in there smoking and playing mahjong. In fact, they were so large, they almost look like... Oni.
???????: Hello.
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AHH!
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Sorry. Didn’t mean to startle you.
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No, it’s my bad. I shouldn't have been spacin’ out like that.
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Well, I guess it’s because this is your first visit here.
Akechi: Isshiki kun, Akine chan, this is Ryuji Sakamoto. Ryuji, this is Reimei Isshiki and Kuga Akine. They live here, too.
Akine: It’s nice to meet you.
Ryuji: Same here.
Isshiki: We’ve heard so much about you from Akechi kun. How’s idol life treating you?
Ryuji: Pretty good, actually. It’s what I love to do and I’m really helpin’ my mom out.
Akine: That’s good to hear. You must love your mother.
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You bet.
Akechi: I take it you two are off to the baths downstairs.
Isshiki: That’s right. Do you care to join us?
Akechi: Not tonight, it’s been a long day. We’re just going to go right to bed.
Ryuji: Same here, I’m really tired. (yawn) I know performing takes a lot of energy, but I’m really drained tonight.
Akine: Alright. But the baths are always open in case you change your mind. Goodnight.
>With that, Akechi and Ryuji go upstairs... Suddenly...
Akine: !?
Isshiki: What’s wrong, Akine chan?
Akine: I thought I sensed... Never mind. It’s probably just some wondering spirit passing by.
Isshiki: Maybe Ryu came back.
Akine: If he did come back... We would know... Although, he did say he would be back soon.
Isshiki: Yeah... Usually he takes longer.
>Outside...
Jin: That girl almost sensed us. No matter. Nothing can stop what is to happen next now.
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Dude, are you sure you really want to do this?
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He’s right. We know we’re not that smart, but don’t you think this plan of yours is a little... Crazy?
Jin: (making an intimidating stare) Care to run that by me again?
>The Deucey Twins just back away.
Jin: I figured.
>Jin returns his gaze to the apartment building. Jared and Jesse took this as an opportunity to slip away a bit to talk amongst themselves.
Jesse: This is getting outta hand even for us.
Jared: Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to start ditching school for this stuff. How did we even ended up here?
Jesse: I’d like to know that myself. And all because-
Jin: Quiet, both of you! ... They getting ready for sleep.
>Jin was looking at the window of Akechi’s room through a pair of binoculars.
Jin: No amount of magic in there will save him now. Because this kind of magic... Has science, too.
>Inside Akechi’s room, Akechi noticed that Ryuji’s been scratching his chest a lot.
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Is something wrong, Ryuji? You’ve been scratching your the whole time.
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It’s... It’s nothing. Just an itch. Guess I’ve worked so much of a sweat tonight. And I think I’m a little thirsty. Got anythin’ fizzy?
Akechi: No. But I do have some water.
Ryuji: Fine. I guess it’ll do.
>Akechi gives Ryuji a bottle of water and drinks up the whole thing.
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Wow! If that’s a little thirsty, I’d hate to see what real thirsty looks like.
Ryuji: Sorry. I just don’t know what’s goin' on.
Akechi: Well, just in case, I think we should see Takemi sensei in the morning.
Ryuji: Yeah, I guess.
>They both then got into their futons.
Ryuji: This place really is nice once you get to know it.
Akechi: I know. I can’t wait to invite everyone else as well.
Ryuji: Me, too... I wonder if they would come, too.
Akechi: You mean Peter and Harry? I guess they can come, too. I might even invite Miles and the others.
Ryuji: Yeah. By the way, did you hear? Harry’s finally decided that he’s ready.
Akechi: Yeah, Peter told me. Starting this September, Harry will be accepting the role of CEO of Oscorp. He said he’ll finally be raising from his father’s shadow and lead the company his own way.
Ryuji: But for now, they want to enjoy their comin' Summer Vacation. They even emailed me what they’re gonna do in case we decide to join them.
Akechi: Me, as well. First, they’re going to hit Coney Island Beach with Miles, Flash, Randy, and Aleksei. Harry also invited John and Ollie to come as well and Peter invited a new friend, Grady Scraps, I think. Next, they’ll go to a baseball game with Aunt May to celebrate her reopening F.E.A.S.T.
Ryuji: Attend a Ross Cailban concert with Gwen, Anya, Liz, and Mary Jane. And to top it all off, a camping trip upstate with Miles, Gwen and Anya.
Akechi: And that’s just for July and August. They’re still trying to decide what to do for June.
Ryuji: If anythin’ they could always try comin’ here.
Akechi: I guess that would work. I’ll let them know in the morning... Which is evening for them. And I should also ask them about...
>Akechi seems a bit hesitant.
Ryuji: I’m sure things with Otto Octavius are still fine. If anything happens, Harry and Pete would let us know.
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You’re right. I’m probably just overthinking this. Thanks, Ryuji.
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Anytime, bro. Anytime.
>Ryuji lets out a big yawn.
Ryuji: Well, g’night.
Akechi: Goodnight.
>With that, Akechi turns out the light and the two young men quickly fall asleep... Not knowing the fate that now approaches... Ryuji.
>Ryuji was sound asleep when he suddenly heard something. Like the sound of wind howling and water roaring. Ryuji opened his eyes...
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Wh- Where...
>Ryuji was standing over the ocean on a sotrmy night. He saw ahead of him was an island.
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>He looked back to see Tokyo. What was going on? He turned to see the island again. For some reason, he felt drawn to it. He found himself leaning closer and closer. And then... He fell into the water. Ryuji tried swimming back to the city, but the wave were kept on pushing him towards the small island... No. It was pulling him towards the island. The water was somehow holding him until it started to drag him down Ryuji was scared. Was he going to drown? Then, his chest started aching with pain. He looked down to see he was now nude and something was on his chest.
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>Ryuji tries to break free of the water’s grasp, but it was no use. It was starting to cover his body like a snake. Then, it started forming around him like a suit. Ryuji couldn’t take it anymore. He screamed... As his eyes turn green.
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>Back in reality, something woke Akechi up. He could hear Ryuji tossing, turning, and groaning.
Akechi: Ryuji? Is something wrong? Did you have a night-
>But before he can finish, Akechi was blown away... By a jet of water.
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RYUJI!? Wh- What’s happened to you!?
>Ryuji just stares at Akechi.
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I... I don’t know. What’s happenin'? Wh- WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME!?
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I... I wish I knew.
>While this was going on, neither of them noticed Ryuji’s phone ringing.
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>In Shinjuku, I’ve been calling Ryuji’s phone for the umpteenth time.
Ren: Pick it up, brother. Pick it up.
Ryuji’s voicemail: Yo, you reached my phone. I can’t answer right now, but if you leave your name and phone number, I’ll get right back at ya.
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It’s not use. It keeps going to voicemail.
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What about your other friend? Maybe he’ll answer.
Futaba: Right. Akechi’s our last hope.
>Futaba takes out her pone and dials Akechi. After three rings, he answers.
Futaba: Akechi?
Akechi’s voice: (dumbfounded) Futaba chan?
Futaba: What is it?
Akechi’s voice: ... What do you know about... Alien technology?
Ren: Does this have something to do with Ryuji?
Akechi’s voice: Well...
>A picture arrives on the phone from Akechi.
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N- No...
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Oh, god.
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How could this be?
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Poor Ryuji.
Chihaya: I’m sorry, everyone. But maybe there’s something in the cards that can help.
Ren: Thanks, Chihaya, but maybe another time. See you later.
>With that, we leave.
Chihaya: But I’m sure it wouldn’t hurt to call in a favor.
>Chihaya takes our her phone.
Chihaya: Call Bruce Sato.
>Oh god, Ryuji. What’s going to happen to us?
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