Hello! I am a Lonely Wizard fictive, and this is my personal side blog!
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Part of the reason I try to make good vegetarian food even though I’m not vegetarian is because of the one week my dad was convinced he was gonna go vegan.
You know what he made for dinner that whole week? Steamed vegetables, rice, and canned beans. All unseasoned. Technically a nutritionally complete meal. It tasted awful.
How could a man usually so good at cooking forget literally all of that when faced with the possibility of making vegan food?
I thought there had to be a better way. And it turns out there is. Vegetarian food doesn’t taste bad. Cartoons that depict vegetarians eating a singular leaf for a meal have ruined us. A lot of stuff that meat eaters eat in everyday life is technically vegetarian or easily made vegetarian. Why when faced with one restriction do so many people forget every single egg sandwich or apple pie they’ve ever eaten?
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"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly
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Helloooooo!
please could you draw a Lonely Wizard from Inscryption saying “love is love, gay rights”?
Your art is very cool and I love the way you draw Sniper :)
Absolutely 🏳️🌈
[Ya'll when I say I am ✨️obsessed✨️ with Inscryption. I was so unbelievably excited to fulfill this request I had to make sure he was perfect.
I have no idea if you saw through my liked posts or if you just love this little dude enough to make the request; either way, you are instantly my best friend and ily sm 🧡]
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Local man who shouldn't be drawing couldn't stop being an artist if he wanted to. Aka silly palette paintings at the low low cost of another terrible headache.
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Me stepping onto the balcony to address my followers
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“is resurrection romantic?” it can be. Come here
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forever and always insane about the fact that haunting means "heimsuchen" in german which literally translates to "homeseeking". a haunting is a search for a home you can never return to
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Sorry freaks I saw an owl on the walk. Gotta owlpost
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literally do whatever you want for the next ten minutes
if u wanna make a weird noise DO it
wanna lay on the floor and start flailing around DO it
and if you want, you can do whatever you want for more than ten minutes, as long as you're safe you can do whatever you want forever even
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waiter!! oh waiter!! more art of an angsty character with their face covered entirely in shadow except for one eye please!!
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forget freak. who's gonna match my cringe.
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I think we should ban every twitter account that’s not like this to fix the website
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Y'ALL LOOK (FROM THE WEBSITE THAT FINALLY GOT FIXED)
FORD & MABEL BONDING LOVERS WE'RE WINNING
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