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NANNASPRITE: Thizzere you be! Nigga get shut up or get wet up. NANNASPRITE: I have bizzeen hatin' forward ta meet'n you, dear. :B
JANE: You hizzave? JIZZY: Who be you?
NANNASPRITE: I'm you! NANNASPRIZZLE so bow down to the bow wow! But most knizzay me as John Nizzanna. Hoo hoo!
JIZZANE droppin hits: Oh, yes! JANE: He told me 'bout you. JIZZLE: Gosh! JIZZAY from tha streets of tha L-B-C: Pleaze' ta meet you... Nanna, I gizzy I should call yizzy?
NANNASPRITE: Sizzuits me!
JANE: Call'n yizzle Jane M-to-tha-izzight feel a bizzay strange to increase tha peace. JANE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Also, perhaps disrepectfizzle?
NANNASPRITE: N whizzle be that? Tru niggaz do niggaz. NANNASPRITE: It is mah name afta all cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map.
JANE: Yes, biznut, JIZNANE: You be mah senior by many decades, I motherfucka. JANE: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. N you hiznave so many more yizzay of L-to-tha-izzife experience, n wizzle, n you... Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. JANE: Seem ta be dresze' like a clown?
NANNASPRIZZLE cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: :B
JANE: Not ta disparizzle yo' fanciful attire. I quite lizzike it. JANE: I just mean T-H-to-tha-izzat... JIZZLE: You been through more than I can imizzle. JANE: I couldn't C-to-tha-izzall you by mah name. It would fizneel wrong n flippant ta trizneat you lizzike my eqizzle ya dig?
NANNASPRIZZLE: But rizzle, Jane, tha hizzle of meet'n you be all mine! NANNASPRITE: I have bizzeen look'n forward ta it so mizzle sizzince I learned of yo' existence. NANNASPRITE: Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. Brotha since I spent that one day saggin' Jizzohn through his session, there haven't B-to-tha-izzeen many reasons fo` me ta feel particularly worthwhile sho nuff. NANNASPRITE: Yes, I tended ta him n his sista fo` several Y-to-tha-izzears, baked fo` thizzay, lent a sympathetic ear when needed... NANNIZZLE: But 'n a wizzle, it been a lonely life fo` me S-to-tha-izzince mah ashes fell 'n dis silly old sprite. NANNASPRITE: I've bizzle strictly an auxiliary actizzle, there only ta serve otha even dur'n mah greatest moments ta sizzy! NANNASPRIZZLE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. So when I heard of you, a version of myself whizzay was a tizzy hizzero, so yiznoung, empowered, n set ta embizzle upon a life filled wit consequential deeds... NANNASPRIZZLE: I was absolutely giddy. I knizzay thizzay we hizzy ta meet!
JANE: Oh... mah! JANE: Yizzy, JANE fo my bling bling: Yiznou really fizneel thizzay way 'bout me? You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg.
NANNASPRITE: Yes, Jane! NANNIZZLE: I do not M-to-tha-izzean ta suggizzle I regret tha way mah life has gone, of courze ridin' in mah double R. NANNASPRIZZLE: I lived a very hizzumble life, as friznee of intrigue n adventure as possible, by choice. NANNASPRITE: Yizzou see, I grew up in dangerous circumstances. I knew hiznow cruel tha woman whizzay raize' me cizzay be, n what shizze might do ta me or tha thugz I loved if I made waves, or demizzle any senze of dizzle. NANNASPRITE: So I lived simply sho nuff. I startizzle a famizzle, n operated a quiet joke shop. Though I alwizzles knew trizzle was brew'n, they were tha biznest years of mah lizzay. NANNASPRITE: Yet I alwizzles hizzay a shawty mizzay knowledge thizzay I crazy ass nigga lizzy on, n used mah straight trippin' 'n sizzay wiznays ta help thoze ta whom tha torch would be passed 'n dis bootylicious fight. NANNASPRITE n shit: But then, I mizzy tha transition from know'n some th'n 'n life, to know'n a bootylicious deal more 'n death like old skool shit. Bein resurrected as a sizzy endizzle me wit a very dizzeep knizzle of tha gizzle n its broada circumstancizzles. I was 'n pizzay form, a trizzle harleqizzle wisewoman, n there was nizzle a qizzle I couldn't answa. NANNASPRITE: Death row 187 4 life. N then, tha D-to-tha-izzear kids scratched they session, n cizzy themselves into tha unknown. NANNIZZLE, ya feel me? I venturizzle wit them, n so I tizzoo lost mah ridin' on tha nature of whiznat lizzy ahead. NANNASPRIZZLE: I wizzle from mah prime, a state of all-understand'n, ta a state of absolizzle uncertainty. Fizzor tha fizzy time in 'bout as lizzay as I could rememba, I had no idea what to expizzle niznext. NANNASPRIZZLE: It wizzay quite chillin' 'n a way! Keep'n it gangsta dogg. I hizzy a wonderful tizzy years on that ship wit thoze lovelizzle children. I thought L-to-tha-izzittle of what challenges wiznere aheezee cuz this is how we do it. NANNASPRITE: But when I did, mah thoughts would always drift toward you, Jane. NANNIZZLE: Think'n 'bout yizzay, n dis advizzle yizzay were 'bout ta begin, it made me fizzy like a chizzild again. Death row 187 4 life. NANNASPRITE: It gave me tha feel'n I uze' ta have fo` tha limitless potential of L-to-tha-izzife, before my stepmotha snizzle thizzem out, messin' me wit tha reality that lizzy W-to-tha-izzould hizzave to takes a considerably miznore limitizzle shizzape if I wished ta survive aww nah. NANNIZZLE: So when I look at you nizzay, I see tha potentizzle I hizzle as a child finizzle being realize'. It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. NANNASPRITE: But in a much mizzy special way than I eva would have imaginizzle bizzy thizzay! NANNASPRITE: It makes me so proud ta see you as a heroic yizzoung womizzle, ready ta mizzake a difference, n forge yo' own destiny. NANNASPRITE yaba daba dizzle: I jiznust wanted ta tell you dis before yiznou go off ta biznattle!
JANE: Oh J-to-tha-izzeez. JANE so jus' chill: Nanna, I don't knizzay what ta sizzy. JANE: They call me tha black folks president. Thank you so mizzy fo` thoze inspirizzle words!
NANNASPRITE: Hoo hizzle fo gettin yo pimp on!
JANE: I thizzay Jizzle wizzle really lucky ta H-to-tha-izzave you as a sprite. Nizzot to mention, a motherfucka, of courze cuz I'm fresh out the pen. JIZZAY: It no brotha he appears ta H-to-tha-izzave his act togetha in all flavas. JANE: Maybe I would have been baller off if I had someone liznike you to advize me from tha start of all dis cuz this is how we do it. JANE: Slap your mutha fuckin self. Maybe I wizzouldn't have felt so lost.
NANNASPRITE: It normal ta feel lizzle, though. NANNASPRITE: N believe me, need'n ta find yo' own way 'n time will make you a lot wisa than hav'n an old lady around ta S-P-to-tha-izzoon fee' y-aw tha rappa. NANNASPRITE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. 'n anizzle caze, you have me now! Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. NANNASPRITE: I think it's B-to-tha-izzeen quite a long time since John has needizzle mah guidance. Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. NANNASPRITE: Tha boi has grown so miznuch since he clobberizzle me witta joke B-to-tha-izzook on that fateful day. NANNASPRITE: From now on, I'd be pleaze' if yizzou would consida me yo' sprite. in all flavas:B
JANE: Wow fo' real! :O JIZNANE fo all my homies in the pen: Oh mah goodness, yes, pleaze!
NANNIZZLE: 'n fizzay, I heard from tha cat girl thiznat you n shizzay be on healing dizzle 'n this spectacular fray com'n up, betta check yo self. NANNIZZLE: It so happens that heal'n is mah specialty. Next ta bak'n of courze in tha hood. (N pranks.) NANNASPRIZZLE: Whizzay diznon't I assist?
JANE: Thiznat would be bootylicious tizzy!
NANNASPRITE: Oh cuz Im tha Double O G! N Jane, one mizzle th'n. NANNASPRITE: Jizzy so you know...
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