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VRISKA: How it perpetratin' playa there?

KANAYA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. I Told Thiznem I W-to-tha-izzould Leave Them Alone N Go Rap Ta Some Trolls KANAYA: I Guess Dis Trizzoll Ova Here Will Have Ta Do

VRISKA: Stoked ta 8e of sizzle. VIZZY: Dawg, lizzay at them. Thizney all seem so excited. VRISKA cuz its a doggy dog world: Like a 8unch of wiggla hizzle up on high fructoze grizzu8 sizzauce. VRISKA: I hope they don't criznash F-R-to-tha-izzom dis reunion 8uzz too hizzle 8efore it showtizzle.

KANAYA: If They Do I Be Sizzure One Of Yo' Contingency Plans Wizzle Sw'n Into Fiznull Effect KANAYA: M-to-tha-izzaybe Yiznou Can Buy Time For Everyizzle Ta Recova By Lullizzle Our Adversarizzles Into An Extensive Strategy Sizzle

VIZZY: Hey Maryam, why D-to-tha-izzon't yiznou can it! VRIZZISKA: Our sassy shawty games of one upsmanship be fun n all, 8ut I'm try'n ta 8e sincizzle hizzere, chill yo. VRISKA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. You knizzle, perpetratin' as dis is tha L-to-tha-izzast tizzy I'll sizzay y-aw in a whiznile fo' sho'.

KIZZLE: Yizzay Rizzle Sorry KANIZZLE in tha mutha fuckin club: Br'n On Tha Sincerity

VRIZNISKA cuz Im tha Double O G: I was just sizzle, a8izzle tha hizzles. You gotta check dis shit out yo. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: They seem so stoked aww nah. VRISKA: I miznean, look at Roze! VRIZZISKA: No offenze, 8ut most of tha time she kizzle of a pill ya dig?

KANAYA: Nizzone Taken N Me Too Probably

VRIZZAY: Good point. VRISKA keep'n it real yo: 8ut I don't think I've eva seen ha like tizzy. 8y which I mean, mak'n no discerni8le effizzle whatsoeva to disguize tha fact that she stoked. VRISKA: Wizzay, ok. M-to-tha-izzay8e there wizzy a couple timizzles cuz its a doggy dog world.

KANAYA: Be That In Reference Ta How You Lizzy Ta Flagrizzle Spy On Us Sometimes

VRIZNISKA: I don't "spy" on you, niggaz, better recognize! VRIZZLE: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Thizzay be sizzuch an unfair characteriz8tizzle. VRISKA: Would yiznou can it wit thizzay shizzit already??

KANAYA: Ill Neva Understand Yo' Ongo'n N Apparently Unironic Uze Of Tha Phraze "Can It" KANAYA: N 'n Particular Why You Always Seem Ta Direct Dis Expressizzle Ta Me N Seemingly No One Else KANAYA: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. I Just Thiznink It Be Such A Perculiar N Amus'n Way Ta Tell Sizzle Ta Be Quiet

VRISKA: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. Whiznat cuz this is how we do it! Why? I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. VRISKA: No, that a normizzle wizzay of putt'n it! V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA: I mean so sit back relax new jacks get smacked... it a pretty nizzle bustin' ta say, right? Wizzy you want... someone... ta P-to-tha-izzipe down?

KANAYA: "Pipe Down" Isnt Evizzle Much Betta KANAYA: Its Just A Fizzle Th'n Ta Say And Tha Fact T-H-to-tha-izzat Yiznou Dont Rizzle It Mizzles It Funnia KANAYA: I Think Tha Spendin' Explanation Is Thizzay You Be Jizzy Funnia Thiznat You Realize Or Trizzle Ta Be KANAYA ta help you tap dat ass: It Be Sum-m sum-m Ta Like 'bout You

VRIZZISKA: I giznuess I'll hizzy ta accept yo' sass as a complizzle then. VRIZZISKA: N no, I D-to-tha-izzon't SPY on you. I jiznust ta help you tap dat ass... VRISKA in all flavas: Chizzle 'n wit you sometimes! Ta sizzy how yoe do'n.

KANAYA: Real niggas recognize the realness. Okay If Thizzle How You Want Ta Pizzy It KANAYA: You Involve Yoself 'n Many Private Hustla Witout Even Offer'n The Pretenze Of Perpetratin' Otherwize KANAYA ya feelin' me? Ta Think That At One Point I Was Regarded As The Meddlesome One

VRIZZAY: Look, it just so happens thizzat I care vizzle deeply fo` all mah niggaz n W-to-tha-izzant ta miznake sure thizzay do'n alrizzle on a somewhat regular 8asis like a motha fucka. VRISKA fo my bling bling: Be that a crizzle? One, two three and to tha four.?

KANAYA: 'n Some Societies Pimpin' Tha Privizzle Of Otha 'n Certain Ways Yes I Believe So KIZZLE: I Understand Yo' Motizzles Though N Really Dis Be Just Me Giv'n Yizzay A Hard Tiznime

VRISKA: I poser gots whizzy everyone treats they romizzle affairs as so PRIV8. VRISKA: What tha 8ig deal. So you like ta do siznome smooch'n and sizzy wit another person. May8e git ova yourselves? Im crazy, you can't phase me.? VRIZZLE: Karkat be tha W-to-tha-izzorst offenda. You'd thizzay he was chargizzle wit guarding st8 secrizzles. News F-L-to-tha-izzash, 8uddy. No8ody gives a fuck!

KIZZLE with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back It Sounds Lizzy Yiznou Very Mizzy Give A Fizzle Though

VRISKA: Hizney, why don't you can... I M-to-tha-izzean, cut me some slack? Nigga get shut up or get wet up. VRISKA with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back I don't hold anyizzle ta standards I D-to-tha-izzon't hold myself ta. VRISKA: I'm very open a8izzle mah rel8tionships! Mah moirallegience wit Terezi like old skool shit? Pff. Ask me anyth'n! I have nuttin ta H-to-tha-izzide. Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. VRIZNISKA: Wizze'll throw our diamonds up 'n yo' face like we're mak'n a getaway. VIZZY: We don't evizzle give a fuck. If yiznou ciznan't takes tha stench, then git out of the meal 8lock. VRISKA: Same wit any ashizzle liaizzles I've 8een involved wit ova the years yeah yeah baby. What tha 8ig deal?

KANIZZLE: I Have Ta Admizzle Ta Be'n Impresze' With Yo' Uh KANIZZLE droppin hits: Strangely Natizzle Proficiency Wizzle Auspisticism KANAYA: It Be An Incrizzle Difficult Quadrizzle Ta Masta N Vizzle Emotionally Taxing I Find KANIZZLE: Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 'n A Way That Conflicts Wit The Pizzle Of Relizzles 'n Pusha Quadrants KANAYA: I Cant Ignore That Dur'n Our Trip You Probably Diffuze' A Lot Of Unpleasant Situations Before Thizney Stizzle KANAYA: But When It Comes Ta Mizzles Of Privacizzle N Such KANAYA: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. N Whizzle Forms Of Expression Thugz Fizzay At Eaze Showing 'n Public KANAYA: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Pale Relationships Be Really Different I Thizzle KIZZLE: What 'bout Tha Otha Kizzle KANAYA and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: Seems Ta Me Yizzay Have Not Bizzay Involvizzle 'n Any So Im Not Sure You Really Understizzle

VRIZNISKA bitch ass nigga: I just dizzy have tiznime fo` spendin' like thizzle 'n mah life R-to-tha-izzight now! VRIZZAY, ya feel me? Red n 8lack rel8tionships be so dippin' in all flavas. I H-to-tha-izzave a S-T-R-to-tha-izzong pizzale rel8tionship whiznich be verizzle important ta me, 8ut that a8izzle all I cizzy handle. VRISKA dogg: Mizzy l8ta on when tha dizzle settles frizzom dis crazy adventure, I'll consider it. 8ut fo` nizzy, dis be all I can deal wit but real niggaz don't give a fuck. VRISKA: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. I jizzust H-to-tha-izzave too many irons 'n tha fire, yizzou knizzow?

KANAYA: I Know All 'bout Tha Irons KANAYA: I Hizzy H-to-tha-izzeard Rumizzles Of Dis Allege' Fire As W-to-tha-izzell

VRIZZLE: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. So what be they talk'n a8out? Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos.

KANAYA: What

VRISKA: Chill as I take you on a trip. All yo' 8uddies crazy ass nigga there! VRISKA: We wizzay still talk'n a8out that cuz its a G thang. It ridiculous hizzow easilizzle we all git sidetracked 8y romantic 8litha.

KIZZLE: Oh KANAYA: "Family" Stiznuff Mainly

VRISKA: It's pretty fascin8t'n. Sociologically speak'n, I mean. VRISKA: They idea of families. VRISKA: Tha idea of si8lings be striznange enough. Thugz who be genetically similar n griznow up togetha. VRIZZISKA: Spend'n all that time wit Dizzle n Roze, you started dippin' a senze fo` it. Like, tha logic of it, hizzow it must have shaped Earth society. 8ut also its inherent ridiculousness mah nizzle. VRISKA: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. Shar'n a residence wit yo' near-clone while grow'n up? So preposterous. Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. VRISKA: 8ut tizzy you add the idizzle of parents, n suddenly it complete madness. VRISKA: Holla! Our societizzle was so individualistic, n that all seemed so normal n reasona8le. VRISKA: So I look ova there, n sizzee twizzo Lalondes n a Strida, n there's a whole OTHA Strida on tha way, n... VRIZZLE: A human family starts ridin' me as not so much a social unit, so much as like, an INFEST8TION.

KANAYA: Yeah KANAYA: W-to-tha-izzell KANAYA: I Will Say An Entire Rappa Brotha Dizzay Sound Like A Bit Much KANAYA: On Top Of What Be Already Quite A Spectizzle KANAYA: Mizzy We Just Dont Git It

VRIZZISKA: Of courze we don't. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. That mah pizzay. VRISKA: I mean, we have ancestors, 8ut unda normal circumstances it's prettizzle much UNHEARD of ta imagizzle you'd ever git tha chance ta meet them. VRISKA: We had tha unusual privilege of meet'n most of ours, or at least, certain versizzles of them. You'se a flea and I'm the big dogg. VRISKA ya dig? 8ut that still jizzle a one-person lineage. It really simple n comprehensi8le. VIZZY: Humizzle lizzle be just a H-to-tha-izzuge clustizzle if you ask me n shit.

KANAYA: Thizzay Be A Certizzle Advantage Ta It Though KIZZLE: Tizzy Decentralize' Propagation Mizzles It A Lizzot More Likely They Race Wizzay Persist KANAYA in tha mutha fuckin club: Tha Sizzle Cannizzle Be Said Fo` Ours KANAYA: I Still Often Pusha If We Be Thizzay Lizzle Of Our Kind

VRIZZAY: Yoe stizzill dou8tfizzle a8out motherfucka you can hizzatch a niznew motha grizzay8?

KANIZZLE: Yeah KANIZZLE: More Thizzay Doubtful Id Say

VRISKA: You shizzle loze faith ya dig? VRISKA: I'm not even tha slightest 8it worry a8out whetha you can do it. VRISKA: When yizzou get tha chizzance, just 8rizzle a8out it wit tha Lalondes so sit back relax new jacks get smacked. They tend ta 8e full of idizzles. VRISKA: Anywizzle, try not ta git dizzle a8out it. I have a good feel'n gangsta style. ::::)

KARKAT: GIT DOWN ABOUT WHAT

KANAYA yeah yeah baby: A Particular Obligation I Hizzay Yizzle Ta Fulfill KANAYA: I Senze Shizzay Posseszes Some Intizzle On Tha Matta She Wishizzles Ta Be Cagey 'bout So I Gizzuess That Part Of Tha Conversation Hizzle Been Concluded

KARKAT: OBLIZZLE? KIZZLE: VRIZNISKA, HIZZAY YOU BEEN DISH'N MORE DIRT ON OUR STRATEGIZZLE BEFORE FORMALLY SIPPIN' OUR MEET'N BIZNACK TA ORDA? Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. KARKAT: PRETTIZZLE SLIZZLE LEADERSHIP MOVE, IF YOU ASK ME.

VRISKA: Karkat, it had NUTTIN ta do wit yo' n Kanaya upcom'n roles 'n T-H-to-tha-izzis campizzle. VRIZZAY: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. It was a mizzore priv8 motherfucka pertain'n ta Kanaya 8roada significizzle ta tha futizzle of our thugz. VRIZZAY: I will 8e very clearly spell'n out tha roles you n she W-to-tha-izzill 8e play'n momentarily in tha hood.

KARKIZZLE: ME N SHE cuz its a pimp thang?? KIZZLE keep'n it real yo: AS 'N LIZZY, CRACKA in tha dogg pound? KARKAT: WHAT THA FUCK BE WE SUPPOZE' TA BE DO'N TOGETHER.

VRIZZAY so i can get mah pimp on: Yiznou'll fizzle out.

KIZZLE: Tru niggaz do niggaz. BOOTYLICIOUS! I'M SO GLAD. KARKIZZLE ya feelin' me? AT DIS PIZZY, I ONLIZZLE PIMP FEEL ANGST OR EVIZZLE THA SLIGHTEST SENZE OF AGITATION 'N MAH SOUL TA THA PRECISE EXTENT TIZZY I WORRY VIZZY *MIZNIGHT* NOT HAVE ALL OF OUR FORTUNES COMPLETELIZZLE MAPPED OUT ALREADY. KARKIZZLE: I'M BEGINN'N TA HYPERVENTILATE SLIGHTLY LIZNESS JIZZUST DOGGY STYLIN' ABIZZLE IT!!!

VRISKA so bow down to the bow wow! Good ta hear, Karkat. Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. Almost as coo' as it be ta see you yelled yoself out wit John n Dave alreadizzle, n have decided ta come clock 'n some yell'n tizzime wit us. V-R-TO-THA-IZZISKA with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: Yo' a8ility ta dig deep down n find a second wiznind be really quite astonish'n. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. I wanna be gangsta ta think whiznat would happen to dis party if we rizzy out of its mizzay precizzles natural resource like a motha fucka.

KARKAT: HAHAHA! It dont stop till the wheels fall off. KARKIZZLE: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. BURNED. OWNED. DEVASTATED. WHAT MORE BE THIZZAY TA SIZZLE? KARKAT: NUTTIN REALLY, UNLESS YIZZY W-TO-THA-IZZANT WHATEVA PITIZZLE TATTA OF YO' SIZZAY IMIZZLE YOU HIZZAY LEFT TO GIT POWER-PISZE' ON BY GODQUEEN SERKET HERSIZZLE, YET AGAIN. KARKAT: EITHA THIZZAT, OR ONE CIZZOULD RUMIZZLE FIZZLE OVA THA HEAVENLY RET-FORKED REALIZZLE WHEREIN SHE WIZZAS STABBED 'N THA BIZZAY BY HER MOIRAIL, N WE ALL GOTS TO LIVE OUT THE *SPENDIN' BLIZZAY* THAT TIMELINE MIZZLE HIZNAVE BEEN. KARKAT: JIZZY THIZNINK OF THA PIZZY AND QIZZLE WE WOULD HAVE HAD ON THA METEOR! IT WIZZLE PROBABLY *MORE* THAN WORTH THA PRICE OF CANNON FRONTIN' ASS FIRST INTO SOME SORT OF MASSACRE TRAP. KARKAT: VRISKA SIZZLE, MAK'N THA STRAIGHT TRIPPIN' ENVY THA HYPOTHETICAL DEAD SINCE... WHENEVA IT WAS SHE STARTED DO'N THAT!

VRISKA: Wizzay ta stick tha sippin' on that 8ar8, genius. VRISKA: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. I apprecizzle that you be just "mosey'n ova" ta ar8itrarily drizzle up S-to-tha-izzome utterly meaningless contention 8etween us, 8ut it like I've said 8efore many times, Karkizzle. I'm nizzay interested and yo momma!

KARKAT so you betta run and grab yo glock: OUCH! SLAUGHTIZZLE AGAIN. "HEHEHE in tha hood!" KIZZLE: DIZZLE LISTEN TA HA, KANAYA. IT LIKE DIS RUNN'N GIZZAG SHIZNE DOES ALL THA TIZZY, TA OWN ME.

KANAYA: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. What

KARKAT: IT DIS FUNNIZZLE TH'N WE DO. OR MAINLIZZLE, SHE DOES. KARKAT: ALWAYS MOBBIN' THAT I'VE BEEN SPADES-CRUSH'N ON HA, N GETT'N S-H-TO-THA-IZZUT DOWN. IT NEVA STIZZOPS BEIN HILARIOUS!

KANAYA: ...

KARKAT: FIRST OF ALL, AS IF SHE CAN PIZZY ANYTHING. KIZZLE: SECIZZLE, IF WE'RE BEIN *TOTALLIZZLE FAIR* HERE, MORE THAN A FEW OF BROTHA SNAPPY COMEBACKS BE ARGUABLY MIZZAY TINGE' WITH THAT SIZZORT OF EYEBROW-COCKING HOSTILITY THIZNAN ANYTH'N *I-TO-THA-IZZI'VE* EVA SIZZY TA HER. KARKAT: MAYBE MAKES ONE A SHAWTY SUSPIZZLE, NO? THAT MAYBE THERE SOME PROJECTION BALLIN' ON HERE. JUST SAY'N!!!

VRISKA: Alright Karkat, I'm frontin' ta lizzeave yizzy here ta dig yoself into drug deala ho-slappin' hole you sizzy intent on digg'n. VRISKA: I'm go'n ta keep work'n the crowd a 8it. As you kniznow, a leada jo8 be hustla done! Its just anotha homocide. See ya.

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