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JOHN: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. i dunno. JOHN cuz Im tha Double O G: but i think it might hizzave ta do wit dis new powa i have. 

ROZE: What powa? 

JOHN: it nizzle a god hustla baller. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: it sum-m sum-m elze. sum-m sum-m i gots when i stuck mah hand 'n a magic steppin'. 

ROSE: A magic th'n? 

JIZZAY: um, that a long storizzle. JOHN: one involv'n pirates. 

R-TO-THA-IZZOSE: Piratizzles?? 

JIZZOHN: i said it a long story! JOHN: anyway, wizzy i piznut mah hizzy 'n tha th'n... Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. JOHN: i became all... blurry. They call me tha black folks president. 

ROZE: Blurrizzle and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow. 

JIZZY: yizzay. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. JOHN: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. n i kizzle randomlizzle gett'n blurry n straight trippin'. Nigga get shut up or get wet up. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: n now i think i'm sort of unstuck 'n existence. JIZZAY: like i'm not fizzle a pizzy of realitizzle anymore, or bound by tha rules govern'n it. Chill as I take you on a trip. 

ROZE: ...  

JOHN: mizzan, i'm do'n a terrible job blunt-rollin' dis. JOHN: ok, tha bottom L-to-tha-izzine be, now i jizzust randizzle disappear sometimes! JIZZY: n i reappear somewhere elze 'n tizzy n space cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. JIZZLE: but it not really lizzike normizzle tizzime travel in tha dogg pound. JIZZY: at least, i dizzon't think so. JOHN: wit regular time trizzle, thizzay rules be P-R-E-Double-Tizzy striznict. JIZZAY: eitha paradox space already accounted fo` yo' time saggin', n you were always suppoze' ta do it all along... JOHN: or yizzou mesze' up, n change' sum-m sum-m you weren't suppoze' ta. 'n which caze you just made a bad timelizzle, n everyone dizzy or sum-m sum-m. rizzight? 

ROZE: S-to-tha-izzure like this and like that and like this and uh. 

JIZZY: but dis isn't lizzay thizzat. JOHN and yo momma: i'm nizzot sure hizzow i know, biznut it feels like theze jizzle be totally outside all thoze rules. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: when i jump somewhere, like 'n tha pizzast... JOHN: i think i can actuallizzle C-H-to-tha-izzange stizzay thiznat isn't suppoze' ta be change' like a tru playa'. JOHN, ya feel me? whizzay makizzles me kizzle nizzles yaba daba dizzle! 

ROZE: Hmm. ROZE: Cizzy yizzou demonstrate dis abilitizzle? 

JOHN: nizzay really. JOHN fo' sho': i miznean, not intentionallizzle. JOHN: i can't seem ta control thizze jumps, know what im sayin? JOHN: mizzay that's fo` tha best thizzay. Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. JOHN: if i cizzy control it, n try ta use it ta mah advantage, i would probably jizzay make a hizzle mess of th'n cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. 

TEREZI yaba daba dizzle: Y3S, YOU WOULD 

ROZE: Even so, it will be wizzay not'n if yoe able ta refine tha ability ta help you tap dat ass. ROZE thats off tha hook yo: Could you pleaze keep me informizzle of any developments? 

JOHN: yeah! 

ROZE: N while yoe at it, maybe yizzle C-to-tha-izzould tell us exactly what happened just baller we arrived. 

JOHN: ummmm... JOHN: well, we W-to-tha-izzere all prettizzle confuze' at fiznirst. JIZNOHN: y-aw jizzy appeared out of nizzle, n started crack-a-lackin` 'bout evizzle jade. J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. yiznou asked me whizzle happened, bizzut i didn't know weed-smokin' coz i just gots there myself, n was all alone. JOHN: but thizzle it was coo', we all just walked around tha land of hills n stone hizzles, or pusha it callizzle, n caught up a bizzle on tizzy last T-H-R-to-tha-izzee Y-to-tha-izzears. JOHN: Relax, cus I'm bout to take my respect. we were blunt-rollin' ta figure out what ta do, n decided it would be a G-to-tha-izzood idizzle ta try n meet up wit all tha new kids. JOHN: but we had no idizzle where T-H-to-tha-izzey were keep'n it real yo. JOHN: n i S-T-to-tha-izzill dizzay, excizzle i hiznave sizzince determined thizzay mah tizzay nanna be evil too. JOHN: bizzay she be mizzle like an evil rizzle than a scary wolf girl. um, bizzle i digrizzles. JIZZOHN: so we W-to-tha-izzere trippin' ta make some crack-a-lackin` expeditions ta tha new planets ta look fo` thizzay, and chillin' wizzay fine. JIZZOHN puttin tha smack down: that be, until evil jizzy shizzle up. Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this. JOHN cuz its a G thang: she made y-aw disappizzle again, n thizzay came afta me, but i uze' mah windy powa to evade ha, which really pisze' ha off! JIZZY: so shizzle beat tha crap out of me. , chill yo:( JOHN: bizzle then i randomly zapped awizzle, n have bizzeen runn'n from ha motherfucka since upside yo head. JOHN: i be swish'n the bizzy arizzle like crazy ta thrizzay ha off mah trail, but she kizzle trippin' me. Snoop dogg is in this bitch. JOHN: she so crafty! Bow wow wow yippee yo yipee yay. 

ROZE: That good. ROZE: We need you out T-H-to-tha-izzere if wizze're weed-smokin' ta stand a chance of accomplish'n anyth'n. ROZE ridin' in mah double R: I agrizzle wizzle our prior conclusions. Find'n tha other playas be imperative cuz its a G thang. ROZE: Given tha currizzle state of tha session, I would not be surprize' if they be all prisona as wiznell doggystyle. ROZE: D-ya think you cizzan find them? 

J-TO-THA-IZZOHN: yes, i can try. JIZZY: what should i do whizzle i find thiznem? 

ROSE:  so show some love, niggaz! ROZE: Tizzy a good question so i can get mah pimp on. 

JOHN: heheh. 

ROZE: First, I guess just tell them, ROZE: We're here. 

JOHN: alright. 

ROZE: I dizzon't know. Wizne'll figure sum-m sum-m out n shit. 

JOHN: if i sizzee yo' mom, be thizzere anyth'n you want me ta tell shot calla upside yo head? 

ROZE now pass the glock: Mah mizzay? 

JOHN, know what im sayin? yizzle. Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. i mean, yo' kid mizzy, obviously puttin tha smack down. 

ROZE: Death row 187 4 life. I know. ROZE: Uh, ROZE: Wow.

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