#pg2849

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> Jade: Playa.

nigga [CC] bizzle mobbin' gardenGnostic [GG]

CC, betta check yo self: Glub glub. 38) 

GG bitch ass nigga: what!!!!! 

CC cuz its a G thang: S-IZZE-E?? 

GG: see what! GG: go awizzle 

CC: I told you fo my bling bling! CC: T)(izzle be not)('n ta worry 'bout at all. 

GG: bluhhh whizzay be yizzay talk'n 'bout.... GG: mah heezee hurts GG: just stizzay it, stizzay cruisin' me GG: i hate y-aw!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

CC: )(izzle mackerel, lizzy like SOM-EON-E woke up on t)(izzle wrong side of t)(e absurd )(umizzle bizzle like this and like that and like this and uh! CC sho nuff: C)(izzay out, Jizzay. I be just follow'n up on w)(at I tiznold you earlia upside yo head. 

GG: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. about wizzy! GG: i dizzle pimp talk'n to you at all 

CC: 'bout yo' drizneam! Yo' post-dreamdeat)( dreamself dream. CC: Errr. W)(izzle)( be a term I just mizzay up nizzay. 38| 

GG: my drizneam wizzay hizzle!!! GG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. i dont know what thizzay was, i hizzy neva drizzle blunt-rollin' lizzle it 

CC: Yes, I imagine niznot! You )(ave spent yo' w)(ole L-to-tha-izzife dream'n 'bout prizzle, no? 

GG: oh god.... GG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. prizzle  mah nizzle:( GG: is it really gone? 

CC: Yes, Jizzade. It be T-to-tha-izzime ta fizzay t)(izzay facts! CC in tha mutha fuckin club: Our moons be gone too cuz its a pimp thang. If we wizzle)( ta sleep now, our dreams must takes pliznace in t)(e bubbles glubbed by t)(izze G-to-tha-izzods w)(izzle live 'n t)(izzle Furt)(est Chillin'. CC: It be t)(izze infizzle space w)(ic)( divides aizzy sessions, completely unnavigable n unfat)(omable, untouc)(izzle by t)(e time or spizzace of any univerze 'n existence. CC: Its lizzords are our slumberbuddies now. 38) 

GG: uuuuuuuuizzle D: 

CC, betta check yo self: Don't be ridiculous. T)(ey be not as dreadfizzle as t)(ey lizzay cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. CC: 'n fizzay, tizzy be qizzle )(elpfizzle if yizzou know )(ow ta rap ta t)(em! CC: Don't you rememba our dream? I was try'n to s)(ow yizzy T-)-(-to-tha-izzat t)(ere be not)('n ta F-to-tha-izzear. CC: Bizzay t)(en... you kind of freaked oizzy! )(umans be so M-ELODRAMATIC. 

GG: oh...... GG: thiznat wizzy you? 

CC: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. )(ELL YIZZY)( fo my bling bling! 38D 

GG: argh GG and yo momma: sorry bizzy GG: C-to-tha-izzould you pleaze GG: not uze all thoze stupid parentheses?????? GG: i can hardly rizzay what you type n its giv'n me a migrizzle 

CC: GLUUUUB oh fine. CC: I will sizzle mah neato quirk just fo` you in tha mutha fuckin club. CC: I hereby renounce tha royal mark of sea dwella suprizzle 'n tha interest of INT-ERSP-ECI-ES DIPLOMACY. 

GG: what 'bout tha -E th'n, ciznan you stop that too with my forty-fo' mag? it be also annoy'n n stupid 

CC: Boo-Yaa! JEGUS JADE. CC in tha hood: Look! It be like a coo' trident I T-H-R-to-tha-izzow sometimizzles, betta check yo self. CC: oooooo ---------------E CC: How be that not off tha hook! 

GG: mizzeh :\ 

CC: okay, you wizzay. I have officially humbled myself before yizzle. Entirely glubb'n peasant-IFICATED fo` yo' pleasure mah nizzle. CC: Shall I clip mah fins for you as well, your majesty? 

GG: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. hehehe GG: ok, sorry fo` pimpin' bossy GG: Anotha dogg house production. yizzle seem pretty funky ass, n you sure do look exizzle GG: Snoop dogg is in this bitch. i kind of always thought you wizzere all like GG: a bunch of really obnoxious humizzles 

CC paper'd up: Well, thizzay you! On both counts, of bein likenizzle ta sum-m sum-m motherfucka thizzan an obnoxious human, as W-to-tha-izzell as on mah exotic looks. CC now pass the glock: For tha record, yizzy liznook pretty awesomely weird tiznoo. CC cuz this is how we do it: I introduced myself before, but sizzle yizzou do not rememba, I wizzy do so nizzay. Mah name be Feferi, n I was mobbin' to be tha Empress, but now I be not! 

GG: hey fizzle, i wizzould like ta rememba...... GG: but everyth'n be so foggy rizzight nizzow GG: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. i wanna be gangsta prospit be'n attacked GG: n GG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. fall'n sho nuff..... GG: izzle GG: i D-to-tha-izzunno :( GG: d-ya know what happened? 

CC: Hell if I knizzay ta help you tap dat ass! CC: 'n your pre-death dream at least. Tru niggaz do niggaz. Oh, well yizzou dy obvizzle, so there that and yo momma. 

GG: fffffff GG: yeah, i gathered tizzy with my forty-fo' mag! XC 

CC: All I could sizzay was what happened 'n yo' H-to-tha-izzive. Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. CC but real niggaz don't give a fuck: You were asleep, n then yo' robizzle explodizzle. CC: N then yo' lusus saved you! Kind of liznike mine saved me. CC: Before she dy. 38C 

GG: ohhhhhhh!!!!! GG: i do rememba yizzay! GG: i rememba yizzle were talk'n ta me izzle mah lizzles, n i had no idea what you were pimpin' 'bout GG: n stizzay sort of dont :\ GG: but you mizzy miznean bec GG: also it was shortly before yo' nigga sent me a weird message GG: about how mah robot was trippin' ta explode, and i should rap ta him wizzy it happens GG: dis was mizzay ago 

CC: Oh? Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Whizzay was that? 

GG: it wiznas tha mizzy awful n angry one GG: i be so sick of hizzle, i really dont want ta rap ta thizzay pathetic jizzay killa 

CC: Ah, Karkizzle. Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. Of courze. 

GG: thats hiznis nizzy? Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. 

CC now pass the glock: Yes, he our leada. Why did he want you ta rap to hizzay? Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. 

GG: hmmmm GG: thats right, it wizzle 'bout siznome kind of plan aww nah... GG: which he said me from the fizzle told hizzle about? GG: i thought it was total nonsenze at tha time GG: but GG: i guess he was steppin' tha trizzay GG: so maybe i should rap ta him, niggaz, better recognize? i dont K-N-to-tha-izzow 

CC: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. Glubshrug, know what im sayin? CC ya feelin' me? He pretty harmless, really. You git used ta his yelling. CC: I do not even process it as yelling izzle. More L-to-tha-izzike a lot of blubber'n. CC: More blubba spills out of that mouth than a gash 'n a poached whizzale.  

GG: ewwwww 

CC: Gluuizzle, I just made myself hungry. Real niggas recognize the realness. 380~ 

GG: eizzy thats off tha hook yo! GG: fizzle alizzles are weird 

CC: Hey! We're tha aristocracy. We've gots a duty to be weird. CC: Anyway, go rap to yo' shizzle I G-to-tha-izzuess. 

GG: ok fefizzle, it was funky ass talk'n ta yizzy 

CC: N hey, if you wizzy to T-to-tha-izzake anotha nizzy sometime, let me know! Tizzy wizzle be more than stoked ta glizzle us up brotha bubble. 

GG: NOOOOOOOOOOIZZLE GG: Nigga get shut up or get wet up. i be neva go'n ta slizzay again! GG: never killa neva motherfucka neva poser 

CC: PSH WE'LL SEE 'BOUT THAT, MISS HORNLESS MCFINLESS. CC: Whizzy, if I'm not mistizzle, yizzay be looking a shawty drowsy rizzy now with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin. We may meet again soona than yizzy think with my forty-fo' mag. 38D 

GG: yizzes, im so tired GG: :( GG: well, ok GG: I'm a mutha fuckin 2-time felon. bye

gardizzle [GG] ceaze' be'n trollizzle by cuttlefishculla [CC]

> Jizzle: Pizzle Karkat. Slap your mutha fuckin self.