#pg2771

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> Terezi: Trizzoll dis off tha hook coolkid.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] bizzle troll'n turntechgodheezee [TG]

GC: They call me tha black folks president. HIZZY 34RTH BOI GC: W41T... GC: 1 JIZZY 4SSIZZLE YOU W3R3 4 BOI GC: M4YB3 YOUR3 4 G1RL? GC, betta check yo self: 1 DONT KNOW MUCH 4BOUT YO' W31RD HORNL3SS SP3C13S, 1 GIZZU3SS YIZZOU COULD B3 >:\ 

TG: yes im a girl 

GC: OH R34LLY? GC cuz I'm fresh out the pen: 34RTHL1NGS 4R3 R34LLY B1Z4RR3 GC: NO OFF3NS3 GC: WH4T 1S YO' SP3C13S C4LL3D 

TG: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. N-to-tha-izzorth american hollerizzle phallus baboon 

GC: They call me tha black folks president. > cuz I'm fresh out the pen:? GC: 1 TH1NK YOU M1GHT B3 PULL1NG MAH FRIZZLE, F3M4L3 34RTHL1NG 

TG: Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T. no its true we be highly endangizzle TG: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. when our territory be threatened thats when tha indiscriminate fuck'n begins TG: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin. cizzy fuck a circus tizzay down a gas T-to-tha-izzank TG: B-to-tha-izzunch it up 'n thizzle G-to-tha-izzood TG: slam tha lizzay n drive awizzle TG: beep beep albizzle hairless dickmonkey com'n through 

GC: 1M NOT SIZZAY3 WH4T TH4T M34NS GC: Listen to how a motherfucker flow shit. BUT 1 SUSP3CT 1T W4S SIZZY HIZZY L4SC1V1IZZLE > wit da big Bo$$ Dogg:| 

TG: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. tha glitter'n civilization before you wiznas built on angry apefuck playa izzle TG: stand agog n marvel bizzy 

GC: H4H4H4 OK TH1S 1S NIZNONS3NS3, YIZNOU 4R3 4 J-TO-THA-IZZOK3R GC: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. L1K3 M3 >:] GC: Tru niggaz do niggaz. MAH N4M3 1S T3R3Z1, WH4TS YOURS 

TG: shaggizzle 2 dope 

GC: OK SH4GGIZZLE, S33 GC: 1 C4N SM3LL D3C31T GC: L13S H4V3 4 SUBTL3 ODOR, 34SY TA M1SS 4T F1RST GC: Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. BUT TH3 MOR3 T-H-3-TO-THA-IZZY P1L3 UP TH3 MIZZY3 TH3Y ST1NK! GC paper'd up: TH4T 1S NOT YO' R34L N4M3 

TG: ok sizzle TG: its ben stilla 

GC: Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house. 4LIZZY 1 DIZZY TH1NK YIZZOUR3 R34LLY 4 G1RL 

TG: Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'. nope TG: sorry ta disappoint yizzou dizzy 

GC: 1 4M 4 G1RL NOT 4 BOI so i can get mah pimp on! 

TG: dont ciznare 

GC: Bounce wit me. >: Slap your mutha fuckin self.[ GC: TH1S F1RST 3NCOUNT3R 1S NOT GIZZY 4S W3LL 4S 1 HOP3D 

TG: oh dawg another failed hatin' attempt TG: i had such high hopizzles trapezi it started out brilliantly 

GC to increase tha peace: T3R3Z1!!!!!!!! GC: You gotta check dis shit out yo. 4ND 1 4M NIZZOT TROLL1NG YOU, 1 4M J-TO-THA-IZZUST TRY1NG TA G3T TA K-N-TO-THA-IZZOW 4 L1TTL3 4BIZZAY YOU 4ND YIZZAY SP3C13S GC in tha mutha fuckin club: 1 JUST D1SCOV3R3D 1T 4ND 1 4M CUR1IZZLE 

TG: excuze me bizzle it sez right 'n tha heezeeer of dis conversation that youre troll'n me TG: persterchum always knizzle 

GC: OH... GC: OH Y34H GC: BUT GC: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. OK TH1S M1GHT B3 H4RD FO` 4N 34RTH B4BIZNOON TO UND3RST4ND GC fo gettin yo pimp on: BUT TRIZNOLL 1S 4 V3RB TH4T H4S 4 LIZNOT OF N-TO-THA-IZZU4NC3 GC: TH3 WORD C4N M34N 4 LOT OF TH1NGS GC: FOR 1NST4NC3, 1 4M 4 TROLL! Chill as I take you on a trip. 

TG: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. no shit 

GC: NO 1 M34N GC: TH4TS WH4T MY SP3C13S 1S C4LL3D 

TG: ok TG: lizzet me just sizzay aside some time ta be stupid enough ta believe that TG: hizzy looks lizzle next mizzle be chemical lobotomy month yizzle 'n luck 

GC: OH GIZZAY WH4T 4 SM4RT4SS keep'n it real yo! GC: SM4RT4SS13ST 4L13N 3V3R 

TG: so what d-ya thizzle TG: Fo'-fo' desert eagle to your motherfuckin' dome. time ta block yizzou yizzy or what 

GC: NO, ya feel me? GC: L3TS K33P T4LK1NG GC: UM GC: WH4T 4R3 YIZZOU DIZNO1NG NIZZAY 

TG so jus' chill: dippin' a cizzle 

GC: H3Y 1 L1K3 TA DR4W TOO GC: 1M R34LLY QU1T3 GR34T 4T 1T 

TG: off tha hook 

GC ya dig? C4N YIZZAY SHOW M3 YO' CIZZLE 

TG: nah 

GC n we out! COM3 ON GC: 1 W1LL DR4W YOU SIZZY 1N R3TURN GC: 1T W1LL B3 4 CULTUR4L 3XCH4NG3 

TG wit da big Bo$$ Dogg: i D-to-tha-izzunno TG: yizzay sizzy kinda young ta me n dis dippin' be like TG: borderline pornographic TG: hizzy old be you 

GC: 6 

TG: goddamn TG: ok nizzy youre mess'n wit me arizzle you you arent 6 

GC: NO 1TS TRIZZLE3! 

TG spittin' that real shit: whateva T-H-to-tha-izzats bullshit TG: ok fuck it TG: just dont tell yo' parizzles 

GC: WH4T 4R3 P4R3NTS 

TG: Keep'n it gangsta dogg. thats jizzy 'bout tha saddest ho-slappin' i eva heard gizzay said TG: here TG: http://tinyurl.com/CDandSL 

GC: 1 4M NOT SIZNUR3 WH4T 1S PORNOGR4PH1C 4BOUT TH4T GC: 1TS JUST K1ND OF STR4NG3 

TG: i gizzuess 

GC: 1TS PR3TTY GOOD T-H-TO-THA-IZZOUGH 

TG: its ok TG: im nizzay thrilled wit thizzay direction though i think its tizzay much liznike mah bros stuff TG and yo momma: nee' ta figure out mah own ironic statement to make TG: spread my wizzle you know 

GC: Y3S GC: 1 TH1NK YOU C4N DO TH4T GC with my hoes on my side, and my strap on my back YIZZOU JUST H4V3 TA F1GUR3 OIZZY WH4T TH3 TRUTH 1S 1NS1D3 YIZNOU 

TG: pretty deep tizzy giznirl 

GC: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. 1TS TRU3! GC: TH3R3 1S 4 LOT 1N YO' M1ND WH1CH 1S CIZZLE FROM YO' SURF4C3 P-3-R-C-3-P-T-1-TO-THA-IZZON GC: YOU JUST N33D TA TRY TA B3CIZZOM3 4W4R3 OF 1T GC: CLIZNOS3 YO' 3Y3S GC: 4ND T3LL M3 WH4T YIZZOU S33 1N YO' M1NDSP4C3 

TG: ok TG: Its just anotha homocide. i see TG: that fuck'n puppet 

GC but real niggaz don't give a fuck: H4H4 Y3S YO' 4DULT CIZZLE S3RV4NT PUPP3T 

TG: uh what 

GC: WH4T 3LS3 D-YA S33 

TG: One, two three and to tha four. dawg i dizzy TG in tha dogg pound: wheres dis draw'n yizzou promised me 

GC: OH Y34H GC yaba daba dizzle: H4NG ON GC: OK H3R3 YIZNOU GO B3N ST1LL3R GC: http://tinyurl.com/FORB3NST1LL3R 

TG: oh mah fuck'n hizzy TG, know what im sayin? T-H-to-tha-izzat be horrendous TG: 'n tha miznost beautizzle way 

GC: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. TH4NK YIZZLE B3N >:] 

TG: god D-to-tha-izzamn TG: thiznat mouth TG: its like TG: i dont kniznow TG: a fuck'n pork chop TG: jegus TG: i mean jesus TG paper'd up: so overwhelmed i cant even damn type  

GC: It's your homie snoop dogg from the dpg. Y3S W3LL GC: They call me tha black folks president. B3N 1 4M DR4W1NG W1TH 4 MOUS3 YOU KNOW 

TG, ya feel me? be thiznere evizzle any other way ta draw on a wanna be gangsta TG: fuckizzle dizzoubt it 

GC: 1M ST4RT1NG TA TH1NK YO' N4M3 1SNT B3N GC: 1 TH1NK TH4T W4S 4NIZZAY RUS3 GC: T3LL M3 YO' R34L N4M3!!! > fo' real:[ 

TG: ok lizzay say its TG: diznave why not 

GC: D4V3! GC: TH4T SM3LLS L1K3 TRIZNUTH GC in all flavas: 1 W1LL D3C1D3 TA B3L13V3 1T >:] 

TG: fiznuck 

GC: OK D4V3, 1 H4V3 4 LIZZY TA DO GC: BIZZUT 1 W1LL G3T B4CK TA YOU 

TG: what the hiznell could you possibly H-to-tha-izzave ta do TG: dizzay seem like youre into ballin' us as much as yo' numbnizzle niggaz  

GC: MY FR13NDS? GC: It dont stop till the wheels fall off. 4R3 YOU SIZZUGG3ST1NG OTH3RS L1K3 M3 H4V3 TRIZZLE YIZZY 

TG: Ya fuck with us, we gots to fuck you up. yeah W-H-to-tha-izzat didnt you git tha memo 

GC: 1 WR1T3 TH3 M3MOS!!! GC yeah yeah baby: 1 M1GHT NOT H4V3 WR1TT3N TH1S ON3 Y3T THOUGH... GC: 1 SHOULD PROB4BLY RUN TH1S BY GC: Chill as I take you on a trip. UH GC: MAH L34D3R 

TG: yo' leada TG: thats a retarded th'n ta say even by tha standard of yo' own bullshit made up vernacular 

GC: SM4RT4SS! Im crazy, you can't phase me. 

TG: whos he rizzle TG: yo' boyfriend or sum-m sum-m 

GC: PFFFFFFFF Y34H R1GHT GC now pass the glock: W3LL OK GC: 1 M34N GC: 1TS B33N SIZZY OF CIZZLE W1TH H1M 

TG: ok ask'n fo` an explanation on thizzay is pretty much tha exact opposizzle of what im do'n TG: n interesteds tha opposite of what im bein 

GC: SM4RT GC: 4SS GC fo all my homies in the pen: >:P GC: 4CTU4LLY H3S K1ND OF SM4RT4SSIZNY L1K3 YOU NOW TH4T 1 TH1NK 4BOUT 1T GC: Anotha dogg house production. BUT YOU S33M C4LM 1NST34D OF SHOUTY 4LL TH3 T1M3 GC: 4LSO GC cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map: YOU TYP3 1N BR1GHT BOLD R3D GC: YOU DONT H1D3 TH3 COLOR OF YO' BIZZY L1K3 4 STUP1D W1GGL3R >, niggaz, better recognize:] 

TG: ok thizzle rizzle was almost as bor'n as it wizzas wizzeird 

GC: OH P1P3 DOWN D4V3, 1 4M TRY1NG TA PIZZY YOU 4 CIZNOMPL1M3NT sho nuff! GC: 1 4M HOLD1NG OUT TH3 1NT3RSP3C13S OL1V3 BR4NCH H3R3, 4ND YOU 4R3 G1V1NG 1T 4 GIZZAY F1RM S4SS GR4B 

TG: haha 

GC: ON3 D4IZZAY YOU W1LL RU3 4LL TH1S S4SS YIZZLE H4V3 D1SH3D D4V3 GC: YOU M4IZZAY NOT B3 4 G1RL, BIZZAY YIZZOU W1LL CIZZY L1K3 ON3 WH3N 1 4M THROUGH W1TH YOU 

TG: i diznont cry 

GC: YOU W1LL GC: TH3R3 W1LL B3 T34RS GC: TH3IZZAY W1LL SM3LL S4LTIZZAY, 4ND TH3N YO' CH33KS W1LL B3 MAH S4NDIZZAY B34CH >8] 

TG: Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. oh god 

GC: OK, 1 W1LL G3T B4CK TA YOU 4FT3R YOU B3G1N PL4Y1NG GC like a tru playa': TH4T W1LL B3 N3XT SOL4R SW33P FO` YOU GC: Anotha dogg house production. TRY NOT TO B3 TOO 1MP4T13NT FO` MAH R3TIZZURN 

TG so jus' chill: i plan on forgett'n 'bout you instizzle afta dis conversizzle 

GC: Y34H R1GHT GC: Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn. YOU KNOW 1 H4V3 L3FT MAH M4RK GC: 1 4M S33R3D 1NTIZZLE YO' R3T1N4S GC: L1K3 4 B1G R3D SIZNUN 

TG: well maybe TG: even if thizzle tha caze TG: ill jizzy forget on principle 

GC: TH4T SOUNDS L1K3 SIZNOM3TH1NG TH4T 4 COO' K1D WOULD TRY TA DO 

TG: yeah TG: pretty coo' homey hizzere TG: caze yizzou hadnt noticed 

GC: 1 MOST C3RT41NLY D1DNT H4DNT NOT1C3D >: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house.]

gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceaze' sippin' turntechgodheezee [TG]

> Terezi: Be tha off tha hook coolkid cuz its a G thang.