#pg1073

[macklives]

this ones pretty long bc its a whole [S] that i have not split into different posts lol, i couldnt be bothered. i wont usually do this if they take up too much space on a post, but i just got lazy rn. sue me.

pretty, i love how every once in a while the loading screens just change depending on whats we’re in for, ive seen that for the last recent [S]’s

so that whole convo we saw? she was in a dream? oh man

so do the little dream people alien things living on the big part of this planet have to climb up the chain to get to jade/johns castle or do they never get a chance to see it?

and here we GO

the fucking eclipse, maybe the planet gets smooshed idk

wait is a planet or a moon bc im pretty sure i remember WV saying “these moons orbiting skaia” or whatever which would make sense one sec

yup found it

so not a planet, sorry for making all your minds go crazy by referring to it as such, im just dumb

does jade see this transition in the clouds or is this just for the viewers to make it a cool aesthetic thing that skaia has the potential of being

we got rose

and dave

and john

the whole GANg is here

so the explosion happened in her dreams

alright, i guess meteors were NOT the answer

isnt she in the yellow zone? meaning the meteors will take the longest to get to her place?

im not sure how it changed but thats how dreams work i guess, its like she saw the past of how her house was made which is cool and neat and-

fucking HELL bec, why do you have to be so extra like that?

is this how you came to life, bc i wouldnt be surprised

she saw bec like “tf u doing son coming out of the fucking lava like that��

and here folks, we have the monumental birthplace of a radioactive dog

bec said “no, mom, my fetus self was once here”

what was she gonna do anyways? jump in it?

OH so bec doesnt want her to go into the temple bc the temple was made over the top of his birthplace. so she cant know about it yet but she prob does anyways

makes sense

as much sense as a dog being formed by lava makes sense

im so confused as to how these drawings have been happening when john isnt even awake, but im literally anticipating the plot twist as to what it really means

so is john basically sleepwalking?

she looks so happy to finally meet him but we all know whats gonna happen

hes struggling and thats okay

and here, they finally reunite buuuut...

ahhhhh

this just all connects now doesnt it

HAHA IT WAS THE SILHOUETTE

i mean it was kinda obvious it was gonna happen before since ive been leading up to it, but im glad its now fully established

and there we go, a full circle

[egsmoments]

From the webcomic El Goonish Shive. [Source pg1073]

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

[S] Jade: Pesta John. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch.

-- gardenGnostic [GG] fuckin started pesterin ectoBiologist [EB] at 13:25 --

GG: john did you git mah package?, biatch? 

EB: oh hey dawwwwg! EB: no, not yet. 

GG: darn! is you sure, biatch? dat shiznit was up in a chronic box..... 

EB: oh! EB: fo'sho yo, but it is up in mah dadz hoopty n' he is still up all up in tha store. EB: da perved-out fucka should be back soon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. 

GG: pimped out!!! so what tha fuck is you up ta todizzle, biatch? 

EB: i be up ta mah neck up in dis sburb stuff. EB: TT is bustin a royal mess of mah house. 

GG: lol! GG: whats sburb?, biatch? 

EB: oh, it is dis game. EB: itz aiiight i guess. i'm still figurin it out. 

GG: whoa what tha fuck was that????, biatch? 

EB: what tha fuck was what, biatch? 

GG: there was a funky-ass bangin noise outside mah house!! GG: it sounded like a explosion!!!! 

EB: wow, straight-up, biatch? 

GG: i will go outside n' look.... 

EB: oh dude, aiiiight but be careful, ok, biatch? 

GG: i will! WHAT!

-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pesterin ectoBiologist [EB] --

-- gardenGnostic [GG] fuckin started pesterin ectoBiologist [EB] --

GG: im back! 

EB: oh hi! 

GG: i went ta rewind tha explosion i heard 

EB: was it by any chizzle a meteor, biatch? 

GG: yes!!!!! GG: how tha fuck did you know?, biatch? 

EB: oh dude, itz kind of a long-ass rap dawwwwg! EB: anyway, is you ok, biatch? done did it blow up yo' yard or start a gangbangin' fire or anything, biatch? 

GG: no i be fine biaaatch! GG: it landed a pimpin' phat ways from mah doggy den n' i went ta peep it GG: n' its pretty big! GG: but bec dont want me ta go near it GG: so i came home GG: da fucka seems ta be thinkin its dangerous fucka! 

EB: well gosh, he probably right son! 

GG: anyway what tha fuck have you been up ta john, biatch? GG: oh!!!! did you git mah package yet, biatch? :O 

EB: er... EB: yeah, i was tryin ta git it yo, but rose dropped mah hoopty tha fuck into a weird spooky bottomless pit n' tha package was up in tha hoopty n' im straight-up sorry bout dis shit. 

GG: oh no! 

EB: wow, ok, i guess i should start all up in tha beginning. EB: see, a meteor blew up mah hood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, fucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! 

GG: thats shitty john! im so sorry dawwwwg! 

EB: but i'm ok! n' mah doggy den is too, sort of. EB: dat game i was spittin some lyrics ta you about, sburb which i was playin wit rose, sort of transported mah crazy ass somewhere all up in tha last minute. EB: but now i'm trapped here n' itz weird n' dark n' i can't find mah daddy n' i just lost tha hoopty n' mah copy of tha game up in tha pit n' i be thinkin i gotta save tha ghetto from tha apocalypse!!! 

GG: O_O GG: well..... GG: it soundz straight-up wild-ass n' kind of freaky but..... GG: it also soundz kind of bangin! GG: i dont know john maybe dis is yo' destiny GG: if mah playas can save tha ghetto i be thinkin it is probably you, nahmean biiiatch, biatch? 

EB: wow, you be thinkin so, biatch? 

GG: yes fucka! 

EB: well ok, BUT. EB: it aint even dat simple biaaatch! EB: i was bout ta connect ta rose ta help transhiznit her n' save her from meteors n' fire n' stuff. EB: but she lost battery juice n' i lost tha game disc! EB: so i be thinkin i gotta git TG ta use his copy ta save her playa! EB: but dat jackass won't shut tha fuck up n' stop rappin n' stuff. 

GG: hahaha GG: he is so silly dawwwwg! 

EB: yeah. anyway i should rap ta his ass bout it, so brb.

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