#pg baby

[beatsforbrothels]

Redveil - PG Baby

[musictyme]

Free Party - Favorite Jeans

[puppy-eyes-wilson]

yes judge the hell outta them bestie go girl

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)

[starflungwaddledee]

art trade with the one and only @itsquakey featuring the infamous castella and marx!

seems castella's got those pre-relationship jitters! spent quite a time making sure i got the characterisation here right; perhaps time i ought to have spent making sure that marx's lashes didn't grow exponentially with every panel 😂

thanks so much for trading with me quakey!!

[heavyhitterheaux]

That's Not Daddy

First Babies of Private Garden Fic

AN: There is never a dull moment in the Harlow household and the triplets are around three in this

Synopsis: Jack decides to trim his beard and his triplets don't recognize him

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader

Requested by: a beautiful anon 💕

First Babies of Private Garden Masterlist

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“Ivy?”

“Yes, daddy?” She answered Jack as she was playing with her dolls on the living room floor in front of him. Only the two of them were home since you took Axel and Autumn with you to the grocery store to get things for the week. Ivy didn’t want to go and truth be told Jack didn’t either so he decided to stay home and entertain her.

“Do you want to help me trim my beard?”

She eagerly nodded since anything that Jack did, she was absolutely obsessed with. 

“We’re going to surprise mommy, but I lowkey have a feeling that she’s going to want to divorce me, but we’ll see.”

Ivy just looked at him seeing that she had no idea what the word divorce meant and simply shrugged her shoulders. 

Ivy led the way to the bathroom in the master bedroom and Jack picked her up to sit her on the counter as he found his clippers in order to get started.

He was working on the left side of his face as Ivy was watching him in awe and immediately exclaimed that she wanted to help.

“Help you, daddy?”

“Of course, bubs, here.” 

Jack still held a tight grip on it so Ivy wouldn’t end up cutting him as she placed her small hand on it to guide it over Jack’s face.

Once both sides were finished, Ivy’s eyes went wide.

“What’s wrong?” Jack asked as he was cleaning up the sink in the bathroom and all Ivy was doing was staring at him.

“Ivy, baby, what’s wrong?” He asked again as he tried to pick her up to place her back down on the ground and she scooted away from him.

“Oh, you don’t recognize me without all the facial hair, huh? Ivy it’s me, daddy.”

She immediately shook her head no and began to cry and hopped down off of the counter in the bathroom herself and took off running.

“Ivy!”

Jack then heard the doorbell and went downstairs to see that it was Urban and Clay and quickly let them in.

“What the? Where’s your beard?! Did you accidentally cut it like I did when I had to literally shave my entire face?” Urban asked while looking at his best friend.

Clay was just staring at him and shaking his head.

“Wifey is going to be so mad at you.”

“She might divorce me, but we’ll see and no I didn’t accidentally cut it. Ivy helped me, but now she doesn’t recognize me and took off running after I was finished.”

Urban turned to the steps to see his oldest godchild sitting in the middle of the staircase and quickly made a motion for her to come to him.

“Come here, Ivy. Did your daddy scare you?” Urban asked as she came closer to him and picked her up. 

She held onto him tighter as Jack came closer to him and she began crying again.

“Jack! Now she’s scared of you!”

“And the crazy thing is that she sat there and watched me do it and now all of a sudden she wants to switch it up. It be your own kids.”

“I mean, you do look like you’re twelve.” Clay added and Jack immediately rolled his eyes.

“Like you’re one to talk. You shaved yours last week and were walking around here looking like a fetus.”

The door suddenly opened and Axel and Autumn ran inside to see Clay and Urban and went straight to them, not paying Jack any attention.

Clay picked up Axel while Autumn looked at Jack in confusion wondering who the strange man that was in her house was. 

“Come here, Autumn. It’s daddy.” Jack held out his arms, but she immediately shook her head no. 

“That’s not daddy.” She quietly responded, but not being confident in her answer.

“Yes it is, bubs.”

“No. His face is almost naked.” 

“Don’t do it,Autumn, he’s an imposter.” Clay said and Jack immediately gave him a look which led to her hiding behind Clay’s leg and starting to cry.

“Good lord, now you got two out of three crying.”

“Soon it will be all four of them once wifey sees him.”

And right on cue, you stepped into the house with a few bags in your hands and once your eyes landed on your husband, they dropped to the floor and the entire room was silent.

“Please divorce him for this so I can slide my way in.” Clay quietly said while your eyes hadn’t left Jack’s yet and Axel’s eyes had now landed on Jack seeing where your gaze led to and he began to get upset and cry.

“What happened to my chair?” You quietly asked while not believing what you were seeing and taking Jack’s face in your hands. 

“Aye yo!” Urban exclaimed before laughing and trying to calm Ivy down. 

“Baby, I just trimmed it!”

“I’m about to call the police because my husband is missing and now you got all three of my kids crying and upset because they don’t recognize you!”

“Ivy helped me do it!”

“Don’t blame this on her! I know that this was all you because you love stressing me out!” You said while picking up the bags and heading into the kitchen with Jack hot on your trail.

“Babyyyy.”

“Yes? Man that I have never seen in my entire life who broke into my house.”

“I-..... seriously?”

“Yes, seriously! I always play with your beard and now what?! I don’t have anything to play with AND I love the way it feels when I sit on your face, but NO of course you had to go and mess up a good thing. Oh my gosh, I have to call Maggie and tell her what you did.”

“WHAT?! BABY, IT GROWS BACK!”

“No, we’re done. I understand our vows said till death do us part HOWEVER I should have included till Jack has no facial hair do us part.”

“I still have some!”

“I need an emergency therapy session for this.”

Clay and Urban were simply looking at both of you and trying not to laugh as Jack was trying to lean down and kiss you, but you were fighting him off.

“NO! Don’t touch me, intruder! STRANGER DANGER!”

“Not her screaming stranger danger! I cannot with you.” Urban responded while shaking his head.

“Come on, baby. I guarantee you that my lips still feel the same up here and down below.”

“Ew, spare us the details.” Clay said as he finally got Axel and Autumn to calm down.

“Maybe if they see you kiss her, they won’t be as scared.” Urban suggested as he now set Ivy down who came over to you and hugged your leg.

“Take one for the team, baby. The team meaning our kids.” Jack said while wiggling his eyebrows and you immediately rolled your eyes.

“You look like a naked mole rat.”

“Babe! You are aware that when we first started dating that I didn’t have a beard, right?”

“If you had a full blown beard at fifteen, I would have thought something was wrong with you.”

“Come on baby and pucker up.”

“I swear the three of them have no idea what I go through to keep this household in one piece.” You muttered before reaching up to kiss Jack.

“MOMMY, THAT’S NOT DADDY!” Axel exclaimed and all you did was sigh.

“Yes it is, Ax. That’s daddy, I promise.”

“He looks funny.” He tried to quietly whisper to Clay, but you still heard him. 

“Same thing I said, but he brought it on himself, so what can we do?” You said in response and Jack just gave you a blank stare. 

“I’m tired of my wife and kids throwing me under the bus.” Jack quietly said before reaching down to pick up Ivy and she actually let him hold her.

“Daddy?” She quietly asked while looking at his blue eyes that resembled hers.

“Yes, Ivy?”

“Don’t do that again.”

“I second that.” You responded and Jack couldn’t help but to roll his eyes.

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[arikihalloween]

I don't remember if I posted it here but a while ago I made a whole ass page about my ocs and I've been thinking about it again

I still love doing wh content but I see everyone kinda moving on and I do wish I could talk about my ocs again so

Imma show the oc pages I made, they have their names included and hopefully some of those will get people curious enough to ask about it so I can ramble away 👉👈

Fandom ocs

Fandom included : Wakfu, Wings of Fire, Warrior cats, Undertale, Dabloons, Pokemon, Beastars, MLP, TADC, Welcome Home, Terraliums

( I'm not active in all of those, and it's not all my fandom ocs either ( I have like double of that) )

And here's a page with my Pause Garden ocs

(not all are on there, there's way more characters in the story)

[pglang]

dave free & kendrick lamar for chanel haute couture

[racewinnerlandonorris]

Pierre Gasly, Lewis Hamilton and Lando Norris at the Driver’s Parade ahead of the Bahrain Grand Prix

[checkeredflagsandshit]

[mrdrhenwardhykle]

Victims meet Victims

[beatsforbrothels]

Redveil - PG Baby

[willyhoos]

she was made just for me.

[crimescrimson]

Leon S. Kennedy in Resident Evil 2 (2019)

[safetycar-restart]

Sugar baby Pierre being an absolute menace while you’re working i.e. sending nudes/sexts, teasing you when working from home, walking around naked on the security cams you have set up around the house, etc., then acting like an angel when you finally pay him attention so there’s nothing to do but wreck him until he’s absolutely gone and there’s no chance he’ll repeat this the next day. Both of you know he will.

Oh my god the return of sugar baby!Pierre!! I am so glad he's back, I've missed this AU and especially with Pierre.

So firstly, Pierre seems to have a pretty upside down view of what a sugar baby is actually supposed to do. Because sugar babies are supposed to send nudes and nsfw texts and spend time with the person in exchange for money and gifts. So it's supposed to be the sugar mommy or daddy that requests things from him and offers gifts and money in exchange.

That type of arrangement lasted for about two weeks and then Pierre became absolutely obsessed with you because you were so smart and so funny and you treated him so well and fucked him even better and he was just obsessed.

Which is why pretty soon he ends up sending you pictures and videos and very racy text messages without you asking. You're just minding your own business at work and suddenly you're getting mirror selfies of Pierre in panties because he was feeling bored and horny and yes he knows he shouldn't be sending you those things without payment but he doesn't care he just wants attention.

You do try to tell him that you need to be paying him in some way for those pictures, but he just says that he knows you'll take good care of him so he doesn't care.

It very quickly no longer feels transactional for him. Yes you take very good care of him and spoil him and often give him gifts, and yes he has sex with you and sends you nudes and selfies and basically does whatever you want. But it just... he loves you? You take such good care of him and he loves you?

Anyway, point is that very quickly Pierre no longer asks for payment or anything, he just knows you'll always take good care of him. He moves into your home and cuts off all his other clients, beyond happy to just be yours.

And after that, good lord he becomes a menace.

Because he's just so shameless about it? He doesn't just say that he wants you, he literally just sends you nudes and videos. You can't open his messages in meetings because you have no way of knowing if it will be a cute update on his day or just a cock.

And the security camera thing?

You regret the day you installed the secret camera app in his phone and told him that he will get notifications whenever the camera is on and senses movement.

The very next day, you got a notification to say that there was movement sensed on the camera by the pool and when you checked, it was just Pierre wondering around completely naked, his cock rock hard and then the fucker actually smiles at the camera and waves.

He knows damn well that the moment you get home, you'll wreck him, and of course that's exactly what he wants. When you open your door, he's waiting in the living room waiting for you wearing only a robe because he knows what's coming so he figured he may as well make it easy.

He gets spanked first, and because he was so naughty you ignore his cock completely while you spank him. You only stop once his ass is bright red and he's crying, which is exactly where you want him.

And from there he's just yours to play with. You can play with his cock, edge him, ride him, peg him, make him eat you out, whatever you'd like and he just absolutely thrives.

Once you're finished with him, he takes a bath with you and for the rest of the evening he acts like the best darling ever.

Whenever you ask him about this horny chaos, he always insists that he is very well behaved when you give him attention and only turns into a menace when he isnt being given attention.

[heavyhitterheaux]

Bows and Barrettes

First Lady of Private Garden Fic

AN: we love domestic daddy Jackman

Synopsis: Jack feels confident enough to do his daughter's hair by himself without any guidance from you and it ends up turning out better than he expected

Pairing: Husband!Jack Harlow x Wife!Reader

First Lady of Private Garden Masterlist

Requested by: 1/3 of hot chips and bad decisions @nattinatalia 😜💕

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You let out a frustrated sigh as you thought about all of the things that you had to do today and felt as if there wasn't any way possible to get them all finished.

But you literally had no choice for all of them to get done, otherwise you would be working even later tomorrow.

There were a few performances and appearances that you had coming up and it was pertinent that you started planning everything out as soon as possible.

Since the triplets were only two, you did these appearances and performances in waves at a time such as every few months so that once they were done and over with, your primary focus could still be on them.

Jack was starting to get back on his grind after him staying home the first year with you and the triplets. He was hesitant at first not wanting to leave you with all three at one time, but you saw how much he missed it so you encouraged him to do so after his self-titled album Jackman was released.

You were sliding on your pink and gray 550's when you heard Jack’s footsteps come into the room and leaned down to kiss the top of your head.

“Baby?” Jack said once he noticed the look on your face which immediately made him concerned. 

“Hmm?” You answered while staring off into space.

“What's going on? Something's wrong and I can tell so don't tell me nothing is.”

“I have so much to do today and don't see how I'm going to make it happen.” You quietly said while standing up and Jack immediately brought you into a hug while soothingly rubbing small circles on your back.

“Anything I can do to help to make it easier? I told you that you don’t have to be superwoman all of the time.”

“Actually there is now that I think about it and I’m trying to do that less and less.”

“Name it and it'll be done.”

“Can you do Ivy and Autumn's hair for me? I was supposed to do it last night but I was too tired. They look like we don’t take care of them.”

“That's all? Of course I can. And they’re kids and only two at that. We can’t expect for their hair to stay in it’s rightful place even if you did it only four days ago. I've practiced on you enough since I distinctly remember when we were 20, you said I need to learn how to do hair if we have girls.”

“Are you absolutely sure?” You asked while looking up at him and he simply nodded.

“Of course I'm sure, baby girl. I got this. Don't worry about anything.”

“As weird as it seems, start with Autumn because Ivy had a fit last time when she had to go first.”

Jack simply laughed to himself before responding to you.

“I remember. She went and ran to hide under our bed.”

“And only came out when you bribed her with a cookie. Typical Ivy.”

“Go ahead and leave so you won't be late.” You reached up to kiss him when you suddenly felt little arms wrap around your legs and looked down to see Ivy looking up at you while her pacifier was in her mouth and reached down to pick her up.

“And look who it is. Hi my sweet baby.”

She took out her pacifier so she could kiss your cheek and promptly put it back.

“Be good for daddy, okay. I'll be back later.”

She simply nodded before you handed her to Jack and went to hug Axel and Autumn.

“Ivy, daddy has to do your hair today and it's going to look really pretty when I finish.”

Her eyes went wide and she tried to get him to put her down as she began to squirm and he simply laughed.

“I’ll give you a cookie if you sit still for me, but you can't tell mommy.” He whispered to her and he immediately saw her nod her head and hold out her hand for it.

“Not yet, baby. Wait until mommy leaves and then I’ll get it.”

Doing Autumn's hair was never a big huge task so when he started to wash her hair, he handed her the iPad so she could be distracted and watch cartoons.

Ivy was a different story.

Axel was playing with Ivy on the floor next to Jack and Autumn so that he could keep an eye on all of them.

When he had finished washing it, Jack had wrapped Autumn's hair in a towel and helped her to sit up before taking all three of them to the living room.

He made her comfy before starting to blow dry and detangle it as she was still playing on her iPad.

He pulled up the gallery on his phone and asked her to choose which hairstyle she wanted since he had saved several pictures wanting to try them out on his girls.

“Princess, do you know which one you want?” He asked as he flipped through the pictures to show her and she lit up once she made her decision.

“This one, daddy.”

She decided on the third picture out of six which had two braids in the front, and two ponytails on the side that had purple butterfly clips decorating them. 

Just like her dad, her favorite color was purple.

The hairstyle wouldn't take him too long and then he would be able to start on Ivy's with giving her a cookie first of course. 

Autumn was able to stay still as Jack braided her hair and added little jewels to it similar to the picture that he showed her.

After adding more products to her hair to keep it moisturized, he put the rest of her hair into two ponytails and added the butterfly clips for the finishing touch. 

“All done, princess. Do you want to see it?”

She eagerly nodded as she had climbed into his lap as Jack pulled up his camera on his phone to show her.

Once she got a good look at her hair, she couldn’t stop smiling and dancing in the camera while making Jack laugh at the different poses that she was doing.

“I look pretty, daddy.” 

“You sure do.” Jack responded while kissing her cheek and setting her down on the floor to play with Axel as he scooped up Ivy into his arms knowing that she was going to put up a fight. 

She immediately started whimpering and squirming, but all Jack did was slide a cookie in her hand and she instantly went silent as she began to eat it.

By the time you got back home, it was around 4 in the afternoon and as soon as you stepped foot in the door, you were greeted once again by Ivy.

You took in the appearance of her hair and was impressed how Jack had done it all by himself without your help and the fact that she had any hair left was a good sign.

“Ooohh Ivy, look at your hair! Maybe daddy should open a salon huh?” You asked her as you picked her up. 

“Catch me at New York fashion week next year. I’m doing wigs and weaves next.” You heard Jack say as he was holding Autumn who was excited to show you her hair.

“And look at Autumn! Aww, my babies look so pretty. Good job, daddy!” You said as you reached up to kiss Jack. 

“At this rate if they want me to keep this up, I need to start charging.”

“I… Jackman! You aren’t not charging our kids for you to do their hair!”

“Why not?! They can pay a small service fee!”

“Lord, help me. I swear I cannot deal with you.”

“I can do yours next if you want. But um… I got the ultimate experience package for you.”  Jack said while eyeing you up and down and licking his lips.

“I’m going to act like I didn’t hear that.”

“You’ll fold by tonight. But uh we’ll take care of that first before I do your hair. Don’t want to sweat those curls out.” He said while leaning down to whisper in your ear making you earn a smirk on your face.

“But sweating it out is the fun part.” You whispered back as you leaned up to kiss him.

“Just wait until I put them to sleep.”

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