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Please go listen to my little EP! It's called Panic Buttons and it has a lofi hip hop beats to relax/study to, I'm so proud of it! It has a lofi remix of Erik Satie's Gymnopédie no. 1!
#music#erik satie#petiso#gymnopedie#lofi and chill#lofi study#night lofi#chill#chill vibes#spotify#upcoming artist
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i love his dorkass lil moves so bad 😭
#enough abt the white guy let's focus on what's happening right now#kendrick pleaseeeee#el petiso tiene un metro cincuenta y jugando a la rayuela en la tumba de drake naurghhhhh yoro#kendrick lamar#he really be fucking it up sensitive style
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short men will be the end of latin american politics
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haunting this side of the ice damn thats crazy i wish ekky was real :/
#sorry just got home and i forgot i took like quick video of warmies before practise officially begun#before i stored my phone away to like properly focus#and the amount of banter on the videos oh my god#“petiso mal hecho” “tiene una cara de pelotudo” “chamuyero” “quilombero” “míralo!! míralo!!! q pendejo 🤌”#“parece como tortugas cuando (mimes being flipped over)” “(6ft and below hockey skates by) petiso 🫵”#if you simply must know ekky on the 🇦🇷 love scale is at a whopping 11#because he got annoited with the loving “boludo” (when no one else did) and was the most made fun off#which i no way encouraged or started. ___ did this of their own volition. i merely say there and pointed at players to give bios and stats.#alternatively gringo gets “boludo”-ed and it is a high honour#insert the in 🇦🇷 you dont say ily you say [terribly censored phrase its all bleeped you cant even make it out] and thats beautiful meme
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REMEMBER. REMEMBER MONKEY? WELL HE'S OUT HAVING A FUCKING YAOI BREAK NOW. PEEPAW PUSHING WHAT, 70? HES 79 AND HE WAS FOUND POUNDING HIS DAUGHTER'S FRIEND WHO'S UNDERSTANDABLY LIKE 30 YEARS YOUNGER AND THEY'RE BOTH ADULTS OF COURSE BUT GOD DAMN MAN MONKEY SOME RESPECT LJ YOU TOO PLEAAASEEEEE BHKTBY8UBHNUBNHBTEHJ
#luly talks#AND EVERYONE BROKE IN AND WAS LOOKING AT MONKEY'S COCK BC I GUESS HE'S FUCKING HUNG#GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya saben lo que dicen de los petisos salute emoji#LIKE LJ IS MARRIED BTW#HE HAS A DAUGHTER HE LEFT HIS HUSBAND AT HOME TO GO HAVE A FUCKING YAOI BREAK WITH HIS LONG TERM BESTIE WHO IS LIKE#A MENTOR FOR HIM#HE FUCKED THAT OLD MAN and he's old too but like monkey is 80 lj is barely 50. monkey is LITERALLY a gilf.#this game is great whatever i love it here#AND HIS GRANDSON HAD TO SEE HIS COCK NOW THAT I REALIZE HOYL FUJVNJHBTBHJU
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estaba mirando las fotos del festejo de los 118 años y me estoy riendo sola porque eminem y roll de hojaldre fueron vestidos iguales😭😭??? Two ugly twins. Miro esta foto and i just know he said 3 words y una fue "eeeh" (bonus carrillo)
realmente el meme de que los pibes clavan camisita jean y ya esta JAJAJJJ no puedo creer encima carrillo esta vestido como un abuelo hjsdgdh
#ask#thenimyourprince#es tan petiso el eminem? hdlakjlj#vos sabes que ayer lo vi pero estaba en el celu ahgsha que verguenza re tarde
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encontré mi remera de independiente del 2005/2006 y me entra 😭😭😭
#edit: vale aclarar que no me compraban talles para nenes de 6 años si no que es para talle de nene de 12 o 13 años#bueno casi porque dios me hizo tapón. petiso y teton#.txt
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last time i saw my country in the semi finals i was ten years old im so emotional
#actually sobbing my eyes out#i love them so much#argentina messi asado martinez fernet PETISO PERO ME LA PISO
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no creo que le afectaría en nada porque ya está más allá de eso pero que ganas de romperle las pelotas a tsurumi sacándole pelo por pelo del bigote por forro TOMAAAA ahora es MI BIGOTE creo que me arrancaría los dedos antes de que pudiera lograr eso pero no tengo nada mejor en que pensar.
#golpeando su platillo cubrefrente tipo knock knock hay alguien ahiiiii [lo matan los milicos fans del bigotudo]#yo le doy al papá de koito que tendrá el petiso que las vuelve locas etc etc#nero habla
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Neil y Kevin se nacionalizarian de un país latino para no tener que jugar para una hinchada de yanquis insulsos
#kevin odiaria tener nombre de turro though se cambia de nombre de paso#apart jean ya le dijo a neil eeeh que te haces el yanqui vos petiso sos menos yanqui#eso significaria que andrew tambien se cambiaria de nacionalidad y yo me niego a existir en un mundo en que andrew minyard sea yanqui
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Charly diciendolé petiso a cualquiera es una locura teniendo en cuenta que mide 1.94, es un gigante. Amigo el problema (como siempre) sos vos.
#en realidad petiso no significa manlet en inglés pero lo traduzco así porque es más chistoso#y no sé si Charly conocee esa palabra pero defintivamente es la que usaría#cosas mias#el rock nacional está lleno de gigantes
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you know whats absolutely dreadful because the messi superbowl ad played like 10 times more during copa america (since michelob ultra were also the global beer sponsor of the tourney) but because of the way you say it with a spanish accent means you dont really particularly pronounce the "-lob" very strongly unlike with an american one and its worse when you say it faster so this is a long winded way to say it sounds like "mikkola" and everytime i say mikksy's last name ive been adding "ultra" to end of it like ive been awoken from some sort of sleeper agent
#txt#me trying to explain cool mikksy stats in spanish and using his full name and then going “nono mikkola ultra” very quietly to myself#messi look what youve done youve created a monster#yeah im been humming quando quando quando for months now its a problem#yes we have also been calling out “MR MESSI~” in a spanglish accent in the household a lot too if you were wondering#literally no context it could be dead quiet in the house and then someone goes “MR MESSI~~~~”#and then its echoed back like we're the seagulls from finding nemo#never a dull day here 👍#anyways its also another reason i avoid saying mikksys full name because it devolves into that so i just go “mi jugador favorito”#“numero setenta siete”#or my personal fave “ese finlandés grandote y rubio ese q siempre le esta haciendo agrede a los otros jugadores mas petiso? ese pendejo”#gets a lot of good giggles out of everyone#but like tbf michelob ultra is red white and blue which also means anytime i see rangers mikksy it makes me say it more#LIKE HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE IN ENGLISH HAS RANGERS MIKKSY IVE BEEN SET UP FROM THE START
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vi dos segundos del boca argentina pasando al lado de la tele y ya había alguien toqueteando de atrás a aimar
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chiques soy más alto q el papu gómez
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