#peter's bs

[emdashbitch]

favourite trope: characters thinking Peter/Spider-Man is all clean cut and sweet, then he casually mentions hanging out with Daredevil, the Punisher or Deadpool, or slam dunking the Kingpin through a building

[me-a-mess-morelikelythanyouthink]

“please just call me what you used to” they make me SICK your honour

[moonyflesh]

-> SCOTT PATTERSON as (Special Agent) PETER STRAHM and BETSY RUSSEL as JILLIAN ‘Jill’ TUCK KRAMER in ‘SAW lV’.

[thesnezhnayianauntie]

Okay so I have a couple AUs I wanna explore but I do not have the energy to.

Circus Freak Peter Parker AU

Peter Parker goes to Gotham and has a run in with the bats. Through a large series of misunderstandings they think he was someone sold to the circus as some sort of attraction. Peter decides to lean into this idea. Bonus points if Dick Grayson and Richard Parker are the same person too!

Sibling Swap AU

Essentially Jazz and Damian swap places. Through a series of events Jazz ends up adopted by the Fenton’s. Then through another series of events (bad reveal, GIW intervention, or dead Fenton parents.) Jazz is forced to seek out her biological father for help. Family shenanigans ensue!

Scarlet Spider AU

Wanda and Peter Parker accidentally get sent to Gotham and end up getting de aged. Wanda is incredibly depressed so is Peter but they stick to together and navigate this world together.

Emotional support Loki AU

More Peter in Gotham except this time Loki gets thrown into the mix and essentially becomes an emotional support snake for Peter.

The Time BS Trio AU

Essentially Peter Parker, Marinette Dupain Cheng, and Danny Fenton all get stranded in Gotham for various reasons. They end up grouping up together to get through the BS that their Timey Wimey friends put them through.

That’s all I have so far…. Have fun!

[britneyarmee]

Peter: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Harry, blushing: Okay.

MJ: It's fucking summer.

[4suitedplayingcard]

I don't even know anymore man

[dichard-grayson]

Now while I understand why Sony has such a death grip on Spider-Man as he’s their biggest money maker, especially since they were able to strike a deal with Marvel to put him in the MCU, I desperately need them to loosen that grip a little and let him appear in more Marvel projects. Especially when the events are happening in New York and extra especially when the heroes are dealing with street level crime. Like you mean to tell me there’s a super villain attacking the city and absolutely no mention of Spider-Man?? Makes absolutely no sense in canon and pisses me off

[laluneduloup]

heights of marauders era characters

sirius - 5’11

remus - 6’2

james - 5’10

peter - 5’7

lily - 5’6

mary - 5’3

marlene - 5’7

dorcas - 5’11

barty - 6’0

evan - 5’10

pandora - 5’5

regulus - 5’11 1/2

alice - 5’2

frank - 5’9

severus - 6’0

lucius - 6’4

xenophilius - 6’8

[dandeli0n29]

Thorquill AU: Post TLAT

Thor reunites with the Guardians and brings Love onto the ship as well. Yes, Quill and Thor are secretly dating. And yes, they definitely kissed in the ship's hallway, and Love definitely saw them. And Love doesn't like it when she is lied to.

Bonus:

[defenderassemble]

just saw someone ask chatgpt to theorize how the current mcu could lead to the new spiderman movie ............. WHERE'S THE FUN IN THAT !!!! we have officially lost the plot i fear

[telepath-kisser]

okay so. we’re all familiar with the x-men cameo in the deadpool movie, right?

^this one? with all the prequel actors?

i really don’t understand why Marvel had to revert back to the original cast. DONT GET ME WRONG. i love the original cast. for the most part. I just am soooo sick of them messing up the timeline.

ALSO. it’s not like James McAvoy is too young for the role either. he is at prime Charles Xavier age. Also i miss him. Bring my husband back.

ANYWAYS. i am so excited about Channing Tatum returning as Gambit but less excited about Patrick Stewart returning as Charles Xavier.

[me-a-mess-morelikelythanyouthink]

I know everyone and their mother has probably already said this but hozier’s cover of do I wanna know is SO jupeter coded that it makes me feel genuinely nauseous

[benadrylcandlewhack]

Micah fans are a whole other breed

[silverzoomies]

[starwarskawaii]

Sometimes a family is just you, your girlfriend, her boss that wants to kill you, her ex fling, this guy you just met who yells at you about tea, and your mentor and his daughter who sticks to walls

[reveluving]

just a nip ; peter hale x reader x deucalion

summary: you don't understand your husbands' obsession with your fangs, and you most certainly don't question it.

warnings: some s~mut (kinky husbands, so minors DNI!) + soft & sweet!

a/n: more of our fav canine duo and their vamp wife! had this lil' idea for MONTHS so I had to let it out eventually hhhh don’t forget to leave some sugar! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ

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» smut includes; kinky soft dom husbands, unprotected sex (p in v), petnames ('pretty girl', 'sweetheart', 'angel'), mentions of making a facial mess, mild edging & punishment??

'A sight that they will forever treasure.' ;

Their obsession with your fangs goes beyond your expectation but for different reasons. Peter likes the surprised look on your face whenever he sticks his finger in your mouth as you yawn the way an owner would to their cat. Whether you’re in a jolly mood or going through your worst day so far, you can’t help but share the amusement he has for his habit. Deuc, on the other hand, is no stranger to doing the same but often, in a more, intimate setting. If you happened to be riding his cock? Oh, it riles him up like no other. He’ll be straight-up kinky; shoving a finger or two in your mouth to lightly run them across your little canines. He’d be smug, especially if you’re staring back into his eyes as yours glow unnaturally, wishing you could wipe the smirk off his face. 

That’s not to say they’re not in the mood to switch; Deuc loves seeing your pupils contract into slits as he teases you about your cat-like behaviour the same way Peter enjoys feeling your fangs when you go to town between the sheets, but you can tell they have their own preference over the other. 

But there is one in particular that despite never admitting it, not especially amongst each other (at least, not outwardly) is ingrained in their heads, a sight that they will forever treasure.

They have a love-hate relationship with the way you bite down on the pillow/sheets, almost shying away from one's heated gaze and obscene praises while the other growls in your ear as they pound into you from behind.

"Such a pretty, pretty girl."

"Aw, was that a little shiver I felt? You love it when I growl in your ear, don't you?"

"Don't close your eyes, sweetheart. I want those pretty eyes in me when I cum all over your face."

"You better not cum just yet, angel. You remember what happened the last time when you came without our permission, don't you?"

On one hand, they get off on the fact that the usually level-headed and sometimes bashful mother of the pack is losing herself in the sheer pleasure that only they can offer, but on the other hand, they wish to hear you scream at their mercy. Either way, they just loved how submissive you looked.

Absolute menaces.

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a/n: I hope my ian/gideon enthusiasts are doing fabulous, y'all better take care, ily! 🫂❤