#peter threatening to kill a man but dick is all “awwwww 😭💖”

[erinwantstowrite]

(this is slightly based on something i find that i do often!!)

i imagine peter having a slightly thicker than his usual new york accent when he first wakes up and is a bit groggy

like the barely discernible & stereotypical italian-new yorker type of accent (unless you grew up around it, then it sounds completely normal lol)

like i’m talking the old man type ny accent

old man phrases and all

peter (just woken up): “d’aw, come ahn… oim tryn ta get some shut-eye fowah few, hah??”

dick: *typically has heard much different (yet still fairly thick) jersey accents since he was around nine* ..??

(fun fact: i’m from northern wisconsin and when i went to southern wi for summer camp i was deeply humbled by my accent and common phrases i use, especially when i first woke up 😭 i live so far up north that it’s practically a canadian accent and my roommate did a double take every time i spoke in the mornings)

THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 I've been planning to have a moment like this at some point but i didn't know where exactly it would fit the best- i decided on when he was angry or excited about something, but perhaps another time like this would be cute too 💖 ugh that's adorable im gonna be sick

i have a pretty thick southern accent (i live in Louisiana) and while most of the time i make a conscious effort to hide it (for a majority of reasons), it always always alwayssss comes out when i'm angry, excited, or too tired to think about it. apparently there are a lot of sayings/phrases/pronunciations down here that have my friends going "what???????????"