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A Touch of Green
A/N: Hello all, I’ve been replaying the Spider-Man games and now have Peter Parker brainrot because he’s just too freaking adorable. Anywho I was inspired by the dead plant in the opening scene and immediately thought, ‘oh this poor boy, he’s trying.’
Also I wrote this with game Peter in mind but you can really imagine any Peter you prefer, hope you enjoy!
The plain truth is that Peter Parker couldn’t keep a plant alive to save his life.
It was a hard pill for him to swallow. For crying out loud the boy could make web bombs but couldn’t figure out how to keep a succulent thriving for more than a week. You couldn’t help but find it endearing, especially when he would text pictures of his poor neglected plants. Always captioned with ‘I don’t know what I did wrong!’ Usually followed with crying emoji, a pouting one if he was feeling super defeated.
You remembered when he first moved into his apartment, he was so determined to brighten the place up. It’s just a tragedy that so many lives were lost in his endeavor.
“Oooo Pete look at this one, it’s only two dollars,” you pointed to the Rattlesnake plant that had seen better days. It was a sad sight, brown leaves falling towards dry potted soil.
“Uhm, yeah that’s a good price but it’s dead baby, don’t you want to get one of the greener ones?” He asked with his chin resting on your shoulder. One of the many things you loved about Peter was how openly affectionate he was. You sometimes wondered who was the more touch-starved out of the two of you.
After placing a quick kiss on his cheek you leaned down to move away a few of the dying leaves to reveal healthy stems and the beginnings of new growth. “Well it’s not fully dead yet, it just needs some love and new soil. I think I could easily save this patient, Mr Parker.” Teasing each other came as naturally as breathing most days.
“There’s not a doubt in my mind about that Doctor,” he said while picking up the pot to place it in your shared cart. You both still lived in separate apartments despite being together for almost two years now. It wasn’t like you hadn't discussed it before but the fear of change and the idea of sharing space caused the topic to be pushed to the back burner. You did ease his worries when you told him that there’s no one else you’d rather live with, it would just take some time, maybe once your lease was up for renewal this year you could both come back to it. “Ya know maybe I should pick up one too…”
His fingers were playfully slapped away from the potential victim. “No, no absolutely not, you are not killing another plant on my watch Pete.”
“Awww now that’s just not fair babe, I swear I didn’t even miss a watering day on my last one!” You couldn’t help but laugh at the affronted look on his face. He’s just so naturally charming it hurts.
You pushed the cart over to where the bags of soil were placed before attempting to pick up the indoor plant mix. The action was immediately halted by Peter nudging you aside so that he could grab it instead, ever the gentleman, you thought wistfully. “Yeah and then you ended up overwatering it love. You drowned that poor plant!”
“I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to water it every day…”
“It was on the care card Pete, did you even read it?” You knew damn well that he didn’t but boy was it fun to mess with him.
His hand came up to scratch the back of his neck, “I…may or may not have lost the card on the way up to the apartment that day.”
You patted his cheek lovingly, slight stubble underneath your fingertips. “What am I gonna do with you?”
“Love me, kiss me, smother me with affection. It’s honestly the only way I wanna go at this point.” You loved his smile, it was so boyish and warm and it just made everything seem right in the world.
“Oh I’ll smother you with something…”
“Oooo you promise?” His hand discreetly traced your ass, which if you could feel it was it really that discreet? He had always surprised you with how flirty he could be, you assumed that he was just full of blushing anxiety when you first met him.
“Head out of the gutter pretty boy, we still gotta do some grocery shopping for dinner.”
His long eyelashes batted themselves at you, “awww you think I’m pretty?”
You smiled at his ridiculousness, “yes, very pretty, now I’ve got chicken thawing in the fridge so what do you think? Should I do chicken fried rice, alfredo, or some chicken soup since it’s kinda chilly?”
“Hmmm, decisions, decisions…” you could see him suddenly freeze, his spidey sense pumping the brakes on your outing. His phone dinged in his pocket and sirens could be heard in the distance. He gave you an extremely apologetic look, puppy dog eyes and everything. You would have hoped by now that he knew you understood. New York needed their Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, even though they didn’t always deserve him. “I’m sorry baby…”
“It’s okay hero, but you still gotta choose which one I make cause I really don’t wanna decide.”
“Uhm, alfredo! I love you so much, I’ll call you later!” He smushed your cheeks together before placing a quick kiss on the fishlips he had created. He was such a goober, but you loved him for it.
“I love you too.” Your eyes never left him as he weaved between the aisles before barreling out the door. Apologizing to multiple angry New Yorkers he bumped into along the way. You couldn’t help but laugh, thinking to yourself, there goes my boy, off to save the world.
Once you picked up some noodles, broccoli, mushrooms and ingredients to make the sauce you started to make the trek home. Paper bag in one arm and your new plant baby cradled in the other.
The train was a little late, but what else was new honestly? Once you were seated you heard a notification ding on your phone automatically knowing that it was about Peter’s latest heroics. You told him a while ago that you had notifications set on your phone for all things Spider-Man. You just wanted to know that he was okay, and you were also amused by the ridiculous articles on Spider-Man’s love life. Apparently there was a robbery happening somewhere but there weren’t enough details released yet, you figured Pete would tell you about it later when he came by. Finally arriving at your apartment you leaned against the elevator wall, drained from the day but excited to work on the home tasks you had been mentally compiling throughout the afternoon.
Your new plant was situated in front of the window. It was much shorter and greener then when it arrived due to cutting away all the dead leaves but now it was nestled in fresh soil and ready for another chance. You couldn’t help the smile that rested on your lips as you looked at all the green surrounding the window. Jeez I really have a problem don’t I, you thought to yourself. Currently the biggest plant in your apartment was your grandma’s pothos she gave you when you moved. Under her care it had thrived and you were heartbroken when it reacted badly on the trip to New York. Luckily she was a resilient one, and you think she could win first prize if she felt so inclined.
As you gently traced the leaves your mind wandered to Peter which happened multiple times a day. It was like a light bulb went off in your head as you scrambled to reach the top of your fridge that housed multiple empty glass bottles. You knew exactly which one you were looking for and let out a pleased sigh when your fingers grabbed the neck of the bottle. After snipping off a stem from the pothos you gently placed it inside the glass that was now filled with water. The leaves rested over the lip and you couldn’t wait to give the small gift to Peter. I swear if he manages to kill this I’m going to have to take that boy to a botany class or something.
You were letting the sauce simmer on the stove when Pete called you, his caller ID was a photo of him in his Spidey suit holding an armful of puppies that were up for adoption. He had swung by an event the agency had set up in central park and decided to stay to help all of the babies get adopted. He messaged you insisting that you had to come by and see all of the adorable dogs. Most of whom were adopted by the time you got there. You remembered having to play pretend and ask Spider-Man if you could take a picture of him with the puppies.
“Yeah of course Ma’am!” He had said in his fake deep voice that he put on for show whenever he got nervous.
“Hey baby everything okay,” you asked once the call was connected.
“Yup all good, just another bank robbery but it’s all cleaned up and I’m heading your way now.” You could hear the exertion in his voice, the tell-tale sign of him swinging through the city.
The sauce spoon was tapped against the pan to get all of the excess off of it. “Let me guess it was the hamburglar again?”
“Yeah, the guy just doesn’t know when to quit.” The sounds of the city played in the background, cars honking and people calling out as Peter swung above them.
“Well it’s a good thing Spider-Man was there to save the day. I’m gonna start boiling the pasta so I’ll see you in a bit, we don’t need you hitting another building cause you were swinging on the phone.” You would never forget the day that he slammed into a fire escape because he was too excited to tell you about his promotion to pay attention.
“How dare you, I'm a safe swinger…wait no, that came out wrong.” You could practically hear the blush in his tone and it made you giggle.
“You better be safe while you’re swinging!” The declaration was said between laughter at his words.
“Always am, love you bug!”
“Love you too baby.” You blew a quick kiss into the phone, waiting for his responding smooch before hanging up.
He ended up climbing through your window about ten minutes later beating all of the rush traffic. As soon as his feet hit the floor he ripped off his mask and set it on the chair that was designated for his quick changes. “It smells amazing in here!”
“It tastes even better!” You called over your shoulder as you scooped the noodles out of their pot to mix into the sauce. His chest was pressed against your back as he placed a total of three tiny kisses to your forehead. You turned your head so that you could meet his lips in a soft kiss, you were always so thankful when he came back unscathed, most nights weren’t like this.
“Mmmm, not as good as you though.” Ever the flatterer this guy.
You placed another quick peck on his lips, “that’s very true…oh I have a little something for you!”
“For me? You shouldn’t have!” He exclaimed with ten times the energy you would expect from someone who just stopped a bank robbery.
“It’s nothing too crazy but here…tada!” You showcased the little plant chilling in its water bath and you could see the confusion clear as day on Peter’s face.
He held up the bottle, inspecting the leaves like they were his greatest mystery. “I thought I wasn’t allowed to have plants anymore?”
“No, you're not allowed to kill any more plants, which should be incredibly hard to do with this one.”
“Oh I’m sure I’ll somehow find a way.” He seemed nervous, like he was actually afraid that he was gonna fuck this one up.
You made a grand gesture towards the small plant. “No cause see, this, this right here, is your son Peter. You love him, you nurture him and best of all you leave him alone! He’s basically just propagating right now so he just stays in the water and he’ll keep growing. I will of course check on him everytime I come over to your place.”
He teasingly fanned himself like he was overcome by the news. “I really wasn’t expecting to become a dad today, this is just all so sudden…wait is this from your big guy in the corner?”
“Yes and kind of selfishly I hope that you think of me each time you look at it.”
“I’m already thinking of you all the time so no worries there. Hey, is this a bottle from Julia’s place down the street?” It was also the place where you guys had your first date and had since become your favorite shared restaurant.
“What a keen eye you have there Mr Parker.”
His eyes seemed to gloss over with affection, adoration, admiration, and all of the a words that described love and happiness. “I love you.”
You gave that look right back to him tenfold. “I love you too, and because I love you I’m going to politely say that you stink and that you need a shower before dinner.”
“Yeah you can just feel the love in the room.”
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Closer : Prologue
A/N: I've been soo busy with school I haven't had time to write but I feel a good plot coming on and its about damn time I did a Peter Parker x y/n Fic so here we gooooo!
Warnings: Ehh... a little bit of sadness and angst. (smut in future chapters)
Your room was eerily silent. Not a sound except for the whirring of your ceiling fan, and that odd little squeak it made every third rotation. Peter had pointed that out to you. Five years of living in the same apartment and for some reason you hadn't even thought about it until he mentioned it. Then again there were lots of things you hadn't noticed going on around you until he had come into your life. And just as easily, he had gone, leaving so many unanswered questions.
Another sleepless night, but that was nothing new. You sat up flicking on the lamp. Dim yellow light illuminated your cozy room. It was important to you that things be cozy. Your room was decorated in southern chic, just like back home. White sanded down furniture, plenty of plants and wall decorations. You had made some changes since your roommate, Destiney had moved out, you needed to feel as if empty space was occupied, as if your house was a home again.
“I can’t just move out and leave you like this y/n...” Sympathy filled her eyes with equal part tears and all you could do was smile at her. To have a friend so close that you considered her a sister, what a gift. So you told her the truth. “I’m all good. I just want to see you move on and be happy.” She embraced you tightly, leaving her scent lingering in the air as she grabbed her last small box and slipped out the door, one last ‘I love you’ and one last smile leaving her lips.
Your mind wandered and raced, hoping her new job was suiting her now that she was no longer a student. Destiney had been in school a few years before you, so naturally she was first to leave, move off to Seattle and become a lawyer. You slipped out of bed grabbing Peter’s tee out of the floor and slipping it on. His scent still lived in every fiber, the only way he still existed to you. Refusing to wash it, and sleeping in it every night. And how pathetic would he think that was? Probably not at all. You could imagine his cheeks flushing red at the thought of you wearing his shirt to bed, in order to feel closer to him.
Then again what had his face looked like when he left that fateful note on your bedside table, and never came back? Was is twisted with hatred, for himself? Or maybe it was relaxed, maybe he sighed, finally relieved to be leaving. You pushed the thought far from your mind. You had never been one to need anybody, until he came into your life. Opening up your bedside drawer, you pulled out the worn piece of paper.
“I’m sorry, but I had to go for a while. Cant explain, but I love you.”
P. Parker
Your fingertips traced over the scrawled ink for the millionth time, and a sad smile ghosted your lips as you placed it back down next to the picture of the two of you at Peters Internship graduation for Tony Stark. One year since you had first read it. One year since he left you unexpectedly. Closing the drawer, you sauntered down the stairs and into the kitchen. 1:00, too early for coffee, never too late for tea. Grabbing a kettle you prepared the water, unable to keep Peter out of your mind. Probably got some high paying job, somewhere far away...Maybe with a new woman. Your heart cracked a little more at the thought and it was hard to swallow down the lump in your throat.
Walking over to the window you pulled open the curtains, and looked over New York city. It was always bustling, always moving. Always living. Unlike you. Your heart had stopped ticking the moment you woke up and found that piece of paper, and worse there were no answers. Not from May, who claimed not to know where Peter had run off to either. You knew this had to be a lie, Peter would never cut off contact with her, would he? Not from any of your mutual friends, not from MJ or Ned. No one knew. But that didn’t work for you, there was so much unspoken. Was he okay? Was he even alive? Was he happy with a new life? None of his media had changed, none of his texts delivered, and none of his friends of family let any information slip all the same “I don’t know, we don’t know...no one knows.” Secretive, mysterious, something just did not add up. So as you gazed out at the city, your heart yearned for him, needed for him to be near, you just needed him to be close to you again.
And very little did you know, he was.
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