#pests if they are bothering him so it seemed kind of fitting LMAO but anyhowww i know barton is being mean here and i apologize for that bu | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mad-hunts · 7 months ago

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Jesus christ 5 again

❝ woah... not me apparently being compatible with an arkham employee, ❞ barton let out an incredulous scoff upon seeing the results of this 'bingo card,' squinting his eyes at some of the boxes. like, what did she mean she doesn't hate his mask? and matches his freak? barton might believe it if elizabeth didn't work at the worst rehabilitation clinic on earth, but unfortunately, she did. but then again — he didn't really know much about her, did he? barton's lips curled downwards in displeasure as he let out an uncertain hum and tilted his head to the side. ❝ what exactly are you trying to accomplish by sending me this, hmm? to show that you are 'different from the rest of them?' ❞ he rolled his eyes at the very concept, looking towards the wall for something. aha... there it was.

❝ yeah right. how about you quit and THEN we'll talk, huh? but for now, get out of here! before i use your eyes for my next doll. i've got a lot to do, and you're preventing me from doing it, ❞ barton picked up the object that he was looking for, which turned out to be a broom, and then proceeded to use it to try to get her to go away. he pushed it in her general direction and waved it around as if he was trying to spook her. and honestly, it might have looked a little bit like this:

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#type bingo!#JSJSJ i'm sorry for using that as the visual aid but i literally thought it was just too perfect for this situation and i am by no means-#insulting elizabeth bc she is honestly SUCH a cool character in my opinion! i was just simply trying to make it easier for people to #imagine how he sees elizabeth (as that little guy running away even though she's literally quite tall LOL) bc he will commonly call people-#pests if they are bothering him so it seemed kind of fitting LMAO but anyhowww i know barton is being mean here and i apologize for that bu #he just really doesn't like ANYONE from arkham so although she got a LOT of bingos he isn't about to engage with her right off the bat.#it's basically the principle for him even though eliza isn't a doctor bc that place has caused him SO much suffering and also some of his-#friends suffering too so like. yeahhh like he said unless she QUITS then barton probably isn't going to even acknowledge that they could-#potentially work as a couple. i have nothing against her personally OFC though like i was saying! i mean i think it could be interesting-#to see if they could develop a friendship w/ each other since eliza did check off a lot of his boxes and then? who knows after that??#perhaps they could go on a date BUT as it stands barton is telling her to 'scram' so yeah 💀

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