#pesteringjester

[stiickypaws]

@pesteringjester

“You ready yet, Harls? That bank isn’t going to steal itself.”

[fiircbird-archive-blog]

@pesteringjester

"No, stop! Let her breathe!" No matter what might have happened to cause this, seeing three large guards manhandle her was extremely hard to watch. They couldn't treat her in such a rough way! No matter what she had done she didn't deserve to be ganged up on like this when she was already surrendering. Feeling an anger quickly begin to build, the attorney grabs the nearest guard and pulls him back just to give Harley some space before she was completely lost under the weight of these men.

He can hear someone calling his name, demanding he leave the interrogation room. For a moment he thinks about ignoring it so that he could continue to pull the guards away, but the reasonable and logical part of his brain jumps ahead and convinces him to obey. If he temporary ended up in a holding cell, then how would he possibly be able to help Harley? He had to be rational about this. Before anyone can arrive to escort him out, Phoenix sucks in a quick breath and takes a few steps back just as they inject the woman with something. A sedative of some kind? At least that's what he hopes it is.

One of the guards pushes past him and soon returns with a straitjacket. With the help of one of the others, they fix it on the blonde and then make their retreat, shoving him out as they go.

"I can walk just fine." He shrugs them off and glares. "Now will someone tell me what the hell went on here?" Things had been going great, right? Harley had been working with the therapist he had recommended. So why the sudden outburst that caused three grown men to pile upon her like that? He had arrived too late to see how it had started.

"Is someone going to give me an answer?"

[corawhine]

‘ look, i may have made a few typos an' committed a few murders, but nobody’s perfect, okay? ’

                 I JUST DID A TAROT READING… IT SAID UR A BITCH.                        / @pesteringjester . 

                           OH, YEAH!! THAT’S TOTALLY REASONABLE!! exonerated on the spot— just a little human error, am i right??  “ i mean— i’m really not in the biz of dragging people through their shortcoming swamps, but— look. how bad were the typos?? ”  be honest.

[thislovelylady]

So now that’s three muses the Goddess has removed herself from --

Artemis, Robin, and Mitsuhide.

(Eventually to come: Eun, Yusuke, Harley... :| )

[futurepopmoved]

@pesteringjester ♡’d for a oneliner.

  ❝I like your makeup! It’s very pretty.❞

[markofwinter]

i am both frightened an' aroused.

WONDER WOMAN SENTENCE MEME | ACCEPTING

   Bucky drags the back of his hand across his mouth, gathering up the blood from his split lip. Someone just smashed him across the head with a cast iron skillet —

   so he backhanded them with a whisk and drop-kicked them into the storage freezer.

   “...Listen, don’t start with me right now, okay?”

[darkwaterdepths-blog]

Suicide Pair ||closed with pesteringjester||

@pesteringjester

Stupid. She’d been so stupid. Somehow, these bastards managed to trace several murders back to her. No idea how, but she had to have been careless, otherwise it was impossible. Right?

It was the same lecture she played in her head every hour she was awake. How long she’d been locked up in this cage, she didn’t know, but her guess was at least a few weeks. She stopped counting the number of times she was fed after 13, even though it was impossible to ignore. All hours of the day, she was kept with a pair of chains on her wrists; she was free to move until it was feeding time. They were pulled back, preventing her from moving. “Can’t have you using the soup to escape” they said. The air was even kept extremely dry, and they purposefully left her on the verge of dehydration. Just to be safe.

Once again, her chains were pulled back, but rather than a bowl being held to her face, her cage door was unlocked. Genevieve’s head shot up and met the eyes of a hard-faced woman.

���We have over a dozen guns trained on you,” she threatened. “You make one move we deem dangerous, we end you.”

Genevieve curled her lip back but remained silent.

“Since we have an understanding,” the woman said.

She waved her hand, and Genevieve’s chains were slackened. The demi-demon pushed herself to her feet and kept her hands lowered, not wanting to risk death.

“Follow him,” the woman ordered, pointing backward at the military-outfitted man that stood behind her with an assault rifle in hand.

Genevieve did as she was told, her face emotionless as her eyes darted to everything around her, assessing the situation. There seemed no way to escape, even as she was led down a hallway toward the outdoors and the threatening woman left their group.

[multivoces]

@pesteringjester

Noticing the girl gazing at the muffins, Camellia made her way over to her. “What’ll it be? Lemon poppy seed? Or perhaps blueberry or apple cinnamon.”

[blackandredequaldead]

@pesteringjester deserves some wade lovin’

            Butting into conversations was his forte, especially when decked out in the suit, so walking through the rather...racy club was all levels of entertaining with all the stares and whispers he received thanks to the suit. And yes, normally hearing beautiful women fearfully inhaling or taking a cautious step back from his path would upset him, but he was on a mission, a job. A TASK. 

            This was important, something he couldn’t pass up, something he couldn’t shrug off and wave idly at the air when confronted with it. This wasn’t a mission to take a life, nor was it one to threaten and terrify. Rather, it was a search and obtain. Not rescue, no. The instructions were quite clear about that. This was a job to find a specific girl, a woman crazier than you, perhaps, and just as dangerous, and once he located her? He was asked, in the kindest of terms, to bring her back with him. In one piece. Untouched, unharmed, and cooperative. 

            He had some batty clients.

[aequitcs]

(am i too late to also send a 🍑?)

X: Accepting

She had talked about it before. Virtually warned him no less, if you could call it that. But he never really expected Quinn to do it. Not while she was so adamant about proving herself to her parole board and sanity certificate.

“So,” he finally murmured, deciding he could not pretend like it hadn’t happened. That Harleen didn’t just reach over and grope his backside.“Was it worth it...?”

[flashgotthis]

“So, who exactly wants to explain that tidbit of information?!”

@pesteringjester @timorriddles

[divisionwatcher]

@pesteringjester was spotted

   Granted, the Iceberg Lounge was not the ideal hiding spot, but in the moment it was the first building she had spotted. If there was one thing Cassie could count on, it was that time was never on her side. Ducking out of the view of the windows, she crouched down by a wall. Freezing when she realized she was being watched. 

   “Look, I know kids aren’t really supposed to be in here, but if you let me stay long enough for those guys in suits to pass by I’d really appreciate it.” 

[imnotyouralice]

@pesteringjester

Seeing Harley Quinn brought into Arkham was almost as common as seeing the delivery man around lunch time. But when Harley came in no one ran to her and expressed their happiness to see her. It was usually dread and “Oh, great, there she is again...”

As Harley sat, one hand cuffed to a chair in the Lobby, Alice watched her from behind the reception desk. She was well aware of how many of the things Harley had done were her own choices, but she couldn’t help but relate to the feeling of having a man get inside her head. Not that Alice didn’t feel Harley belonged there. Far from it..

After a moment Alice rose, reaching into her purse and pulling out a little plastic case. With a pop she opened the lid and pulled out a couple of make up wipes before she walked over  to the other blonde.

“Here,” She offered them out with a frown, sort of gesturing with the wipes to Harley’s face, “You won’t need that stuff in here.”

[sarkisms]

@pesteringjester

... C’mere.

‘M in a good mood and want to smooch somebody’s face. 

[thislovelylady]

omfg, slurred words PLEASE

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

“Hm? Sorry. Was just talking to a friend,” She didn’t often get this drunk, but her company tonight was extra boring. “– Oh, she’s – we met recently. She’s, um… really funny. And… also really perky? Like, Barbie perky. But in a… a gothic barbie way. I think. – I like her, though, because she’s super smart and not afraid to talk about it, either. It’s…refreshing…”

[lilmelvin]

(do you wanna build a) ⛄!!

Platonic affection - Accepting @pesteringjester

Of course she wants to build a snowman. 

“Harley! Harley! Look!” Melvin pointed excitedly at the snow sculpture she deemed finished. Bouncing on her heels as she practically beamed with pride.  

“I made a snow-hyena! We should make him a person. I'll do the small ball for the head, and you do the bigger part, okay?”