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Pesach posting.
How did Moshe explain to all the other Egyptians why he was circumcised
Remember that he specifically was not a good speaker
"Oh yeah so you see when I was a baby in the river a crocodile tried to eat me and they pulled me out really fast but not fast enough and the crocodile which was not a very big crocodile just barely managed to snag my-"
#pesach posting#jumblr#four cups in#pour 16 out for my egyptian brothers#we are all brothers in abraham#except for our sisters and siblings#we are all brothers and sisters and siblings in abraham#except for people who arent#which is also rad and respectable#im drunk and have work in the morning#pesach semach yall
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