#personals may follow but please DO NOT reblog my posts/metas/etc or you get booted

[mightiestbanana]

#MIGHTIESTBANANA — a private writing blog for MASTER KOHGA from the Legend of Zelda ( BOTW, TOTK, AOC ) — peeled by al.

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🍌 ABOUT  :  This is a selective RP blog for everyone's favourite silly guy, MASTER KOHGA from The Legend of Zelda franchise, appearing in Breath of the Wild, Age of Calamity, and Tears of the Kingdom.

While I’m more than happy to write serious stuff, because Kohga is Kohga, things will get silly here and fast for the most part. Personals can follow, but DO NOT REBLOG any of my posts or you’ll get booted if you can’t respect the bare minimum boundaries I have. This a roleplay blog: my metas and writing are not for the wider tumblr community. Imitation is not flattery. Do not lift from my writing / headcanons / metas / etc unless you've been permitted. All art, along with my design for Kohga, is my *own* and is not to be reposted or used in any way.

I very rarely follow first. 🍌 ACTIVITY  :  permanent state of sporadic activity. low commitment, low energy. I’m slow and easily distracted. We go for a casual vibe around here, lateness doesn’t exist. I roleplay at my own pace, so if this is a bother, then this probably isn’t the blog for you.

I don't do starters or inbox calls. The best way to start something is by sending an unprompted ask or a prompt from my meme tag. 🍌 DYNAMICS  :  I'm picky with shipping and generally not open to it unless it's with someone I click with. Kohga is a gay man and not compatible with characters under 30; he's only into other mature men. I don't ship Kohga/Sooga. Sooga canonically met Kohga as a child. Sooga is Kohga's adopted son here. I don't do Kohga/Yiga ships either. 🍌 CONTENT WARNINGS  :  there will be occasional discussions of fantasy racism and genocide concerning the Yiga/Sheikah's history of oppression. I'm critical of TOTK (and Hyrule as a whole) and dissect the imperialist narrative within the series. Adult content and occasionally dark themes will be present. I will write sexually suggestive themes alongside canon-typical violence. 🍌 INTERACTION  :  I only interact IC-ly with mutuals, but anyone can follow me! I don't mind if non-mutuals send in questions or reply to my posts/headcanons/etc. I'm unfamiliar with many series outside of Zelda, so I might not follow back if your muse is non-Zelda related. PLEASE don't reblog memes/aesthetic/musings from me, go to the source. Start a new post to reply to an ask, don't reblog it. Softblock to break mutuals.

I’m OC friendly, but I won’t write with self-inserts or ex-Yiga characters. 🍌 NOS  :  18+ followers only. No bigots and jerks. Please just be nice. 👍 Yes, I know he's a goofball villain, but please don't be too mean-spirited towards Kohga. He’s not stupid and I don’t appreciate him ( or the Yiga ) being treated that way. Don't be fatphobic towards Kohga, even in-character.  🍌 IMPORTANT  :  Be normal about the Yiga. I don’t view them as gratuitous villains or inherently evil and I will not write them this way. I portray the Yiga as a chaotic neutral, morally grey group, and all 'villainous' actions they take follow their own motivations, not Because They Can™. I don’t indulge plots/verses with characters that involve kidnapping, brainwashing, or whatever else that turns the Yiga into generic scapegoat villains that fail to treat them as people. Because it's a popular interpretation, this needs to be said: THE YIGA AREN'T A CULT, I don’t see it and it makes me uncomfortable. They’re a group of oppressed peoples formed out of anti-monarchist ideals who have lived as outcasts on society's fringes for several millennia. They’ve got a reason for their anger, and aren't some doomsday cult mistreating and indoctrinating their members. There's no canon evidence of this. tldr; be normal about the Yiga or you're getting the Big Glowy Blast