#personally i think finn stumbled upon smth rayne was doin when they was young and had to bail them both out. multiple times. it switches

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APRIL FOOLS...!!!!....this is a joke ep lmao i hope yall enjoy

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Rayne, thinking: ain't no way he called it that.

Finn: s-so...

Rayne, thinking: OMFG. he did. wtf. augh.

Rayne: sounds like a confession

Finn: DA FUCK?!?!

[Rayne chews his snack. Finn worries. Rayne is amused]

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Rayne: Y'know, I got a confession from the light divisionary once.

Finn, internally, very loudly: HUH.

Finn, internally: RYOH GRANTS????

Finn: SOURCE?

Rayne: trust me bro.

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Finn, internally: RAYNE?? RYOH GRANTS confessed??? Isn't he super rich and famous? why's Rayne still here and not in some penthouse?? Is he just here to-

Rayne: It was...for murder...

Finn, a Penguin in shock: what.

Rayne: I didn't tell-

[Finn, mid jump to curbstomp Rayne]

Rayne: wait- waIT CALM DOWN

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Finn, internally, breath of relief: Whew! I thought he'd drag me into one of his schemes, and I'd be complicant into another crime... never again.

Finn: now...

Finn, staring at Rayne's passed out body: What do I do with this?