#personally i ship OBasey and ONLY OBasey because it's the only pairing that opposes selling the periodic table to that twitter guy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

nostalgia-tblr · 5 months ago

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what strikes me about some anti-sylki takes is that someone comes up with a Problematic Interpretation that makes no fucking sense and then they go around the internet recruiting people who don't really agree with them but will go along with it because just not liking a pairing isn't good enough anymore (idk what that's about), and then within a few months you run into someone in another fandom saying "but i heard that pairing promotes the very common and not just made up from fuck-all idea that bisexuals only want to fuck themselves and also that it supports footbinding because the woman one has smaller feet than the man version of the character, how can you defend something like that?"

and i just can't get any further with a response to that than "what the fuck," because really what the fuck?

#fandom wank #come on! that is NOT what people say about the bisexuals! we're supposed to want to fuck everyone we meet! keep up!#that's probably because fucking yourself is - you may want to sit down for this revelation - not a thing you can do in the real world #well apart from wanking. which is why most people jump to 'wanking' before 'incest' with such pairings isn't it?#speaking of wanking i think attacks on lokius because of the torture or the cop thing are flawed as they're based on things that happened #you'd probably be better saying it causes global warming by encouraging men to grow facial hair #because that also makes No Fucking Sense so it might get traction as people pretend to agree with it for shipping reasons #god sandra i can't fucking believe you shipped a man with facial hair with ANYONE that's like him kissing his own mother YOU SICK FUCK #personally i ship OBasey and ONLY OBasey because it's the only pairing that opposes selling the periodic table to that twitter guy

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