#personally growing up I ate a lot of marionberry pie

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

Do Europeans genuinely think we don’t have pies…?😭 I’m sorry but that’s possibly the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard

[imacrowcawcaw]

@oblvions @shes-outta-sight @lazingonsunday @karrotkate @satans-helper thank you all for the tags 💗💕

A buttload of info about me:

Last thing I read: "Lovers" by @satans-helper 😍😍😍

Favorite Book: The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood by Howard Pyle

Favorite Movie: Beetlegeuse

Dream Date: Imagine this: a nice, plush couch, covered in down pillows and fluffy blankets. There is a fire in the brick fireplace, the wood smoke combines with the scent of Nag Champa incense and the homemade treats that cover the low table next to the couch. There are brownies, bread rolls, cheeses, bowls of fruit, dipping sauces, cakes, sandwiches - a whole feast of my favorite foods. My partner and I would cuddle up on that couch, listening to my favorite symphonies on the record player in the corner and talking for hours. This isn't really a first date thing, more like an established relationshil date, but god I'd love to just spend an afternoon surrounded with my favorite things and my favorite person.

Do I have a crush?: Not really. There are people I find very very attractive (a friend, Sam Kiszka, Duff Mckagan in his 20s, Lucy Lui) but nobody that I'm actually romantically and sexually into.

Hobbies: Swimming, observing nature, browsing Pinterest, daydreaming, writing, reading, making art, singing, listening to music, love to cook

My favorite time of day: late afternoon, right before the sun sets. I'm usually free to do what I like, the temperature starts to drop, I can watch the sun... it's nice

If I could choose what I looked like, anything, what would it be?: I want tattoos, and more piercings, I'd love to change my hair color again - it's been natural for awhile but I think I want either burgundy or bright blue. WINGS! I kind of want giant, strong fairy wings, and maybe glowing eyes, a forked tongue, and tattoos that move and change (kinda like Maui lol)

Am I romantic?: Yeah, I'd say I am. I love to treat people, friends and significant others, but I'd be especially affectionate and romantic for a partner. I'm constantly buying gifts and things that remind me of them, cooking for them, planning dates and buying tickets for things I know they like, quietly taking care of stuff I know they need to do, cuddling, complimenting... I love to shower my partner in affection 24/7

My favorite kind of weather: Late Autumn, generally. About 55ºF, cloudy but not raining, windy

What do I like to talk about?: Lol I talk a whole lot and I've probably talked about everything at some point. One of my close friends and I particularly love to debate religion, mythology, magic, history, and the intersections of those. We also regularly plan heists and crimes lmao

My turn-ons: Long eyelashes, pouty lips, dirty hands (motor oil, paint, flour, etc), sarcasm, seeing someone get excited about something, compassion, casual physical affection

My turn-offs: Nastiness without a reason, knees (I just think knees look weird idk), Trump supporters, 100% pessimism (I understand being depressed or doubtful or being generally a pessimist, but if you adamantly refuse to see anything in a good light and try to ruin it for others f u c k y o u)

If I got a tattoo, what would it be and where?: ohhh I want tattoos so bad but I'm saving up and I'm not certain about some yet.... but I know that I'm getting a tree of life matching with my mom, I want mushrooms, pine trees, lavender, wildflowers (all for personal reasons). I'd also like to make maybe a charm bracelet of sorts with little charms for my favorite bands, books, movies, and other peices of media. I know that interests change and I might not like something in 30 years, but I see my life in periods of interests and I want to catalogue the things that shaped me

My pets: I have 3 cats - Pumpkin Pie, Lady, and Sweetheart

My dream job: I just want to live a free life doing what I want. I want to grow my own food for the most part, and raise animals, and paint, and write, and play music, and go on random adventures, go antiquing, decorate my home from my travels, learn without expectations - I don't want to exchange a fulfilling life for financial security from some mundane modern job.

My dream place to live: Secluded, in the forests of Oregon (or maybe Pennsylvania idk) on the bottom third of a mountain, on my own little farm

My dream vacation: I just wanna go explore historical landmarks and buildings

My dream house: A beautiful historical house -- like an 1870s American farmhouse, or a craftsman cottage, or a Victorian painted Lady, or maybe a New York brownstone -- filled with antiques and records and books and artifacts that I've collected. I LOVE antiques so much, everything would be of fine craftsmanship, it would be lavish and inviting and packed with interesting items at every turn (I want my house to be a curios shop lol) I also want a big ass kitchen and nice woodwork, I literally get horny over original built ins

My piercings: Sadly, I only have my standard ear piercings right now, but I think I'll get more soon. A nose ring, eye brow bar (yes I know that's so 2000s but I like them), probably 4 more on each ear, navel, nipples

If I had kids, what would I name them?: I love older, interesting names, so - Euphemia, Hartford, Monroe, Malory, Louise (me lol), August, Fredrick

My worst traits: I'm incredibly stubborn; I love talking to people but I'm awkward; lazy and don't care; I'm a bit of a collector/hoarder; I bottle up any anger or sadness I feel so I don't inconvenience others

My best traits: I love to give and help; I try to make people comfortable around me/in my home; I have excellent taste; I appreciate quality, culture, and creativity; I have many interesting interests that I'm eager to share and learn more about; I'm very creative

My worst fear: a painful death - I'm not afraid of dying, even though I'd rather not, I just don't want it to hurt

What do I want to eat right now?: Well, considering that I just ate my first bit of solid food in 3 days and immediately had to run to the bathroom... nothing

My favorite vacation memory: *blushes* my first kiss AND nearly my first time (we went like halfway): making out with this dude, son of my mom's friend, at my family cabin

My favorite city: I really don't know. Timber, OR, let's say

My favorite social media platform: Tumblr or Pinterest (does that count?)

My favorite article of clothing: My leather motorcycle jacket. I can't actually ride a motorcycle (trying to remedy that because *sexy*) but I got it a few years ago and it makes me feel so fucking badass. It's heavy, about 15 pounds of good quality leather, has lots of secret pockets in the lining and some cool looking zippers and studs, but nothing crazy. It's hella warm and comfy, I wear it everyday it's cold enough to

Do I play any sports?: pfft no. I like to swim, and I'm interested in baseball and tennis, but I suck at them and also I just don't like team sports

My favorite meal: What I order when I go to Buffalo Bills - a pesto/feta/mozzarella/Italian sausage/basil/tomato/garlic pizza, with homemade potato chips and chunky blue cheese dressing for dipping. If I had room, I'd finish with Marionberry cheesecake pie from Sherri's (but I am incredibly sick and have no faith in getting better enough so I feel like I'll never be able to eat like this again)

What am I excited for?: The winter holidays! I'm atheist, so Christmas is all about the personal stuff and non religious family traditions for me. I love the decorations, the music, seeing my family, baking, giving and receiving presents, it's all just so fun

What am I not excited for?: Cleaning my room, it really really needs it though. Also just continuing to live like this. I'm not suicidal, I'm just in a lot of pain constantly and I don't know what to do

When was the last time I cried?: an hour or so ago, I'm in loads of pain right now

What is something I hate about the world?: There's too much to choose from

What is something I love about the world?: children and nature

My favorite scents: vanilla, lavender, pine, Nag Champa incense, BBQ meat, pizza with basil, rosemary, my Dad's cologne

Cats or dogs?: kitties 💗

What kind of sleeper am I?: A weird one lol. I can't lay on my stomach for more than 15 minutes without it making me incredibly nauseous for the rest of the day, but it's also my favorite way to sleep cause its comfy somehow... I can't lay on my back without a pillow either, 30 seconds in and the nerves pinch so bad I'm screaming. I snore, and I sleep deep, but it takes a long time to fall asleep and usually only beeping or banging noises wake me up??? Like I said, I sleep weird

How long would I survive in a zombie apocalypse?: I really don't know. I have some skills and the drive to learn to fight, but I am currently, as I'm sure y'all can tell, very sick and I don't think I'd be able to live with so much movement and so little medicine

Am I trusting?: Generally, I probably trust too much but I'm not gonna stop

What fictional characters do I identify with?: there are many I like but none I identify with

My most common labels: Mom friend, butch, that weird fat chick (doesn't bother me tho), the well behaved daughter, old soul

My life's anthem: I really am not sure if this is a good anthem song but I love it so so much... Take Me In Your Arms (Rock Me A Little While) by Kim Weston - you see where I get my love of long titles lol

Problems I'm dealing with: my health and whatever painful sickness is wrecking me, figuring out what to do with my life, saving money, getting my anxiety under control, getting the house to actually heat up because I'm cold as fuck

How can someone win me over?: let me express my interests and feelings, show kindness, be funny

What is something people don't know about me?: Idk

Not tagging anyone, this took over an hour

[whimsysworld]

answer all those asks! U know u want 2!

Yikes that’s a lot… I’ll try!

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? Yes

2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity? Virginity is a social construct.

4. Is trust a big issue for you? I’m way too trusting, way too fast

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? a week or so ago..

6. What are you excited for? MY TRIP TO BALI!!!!

7. What happened tonight? I’ve been sick today so I’m going to bed early.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? Do whatever you want, I’m not going to judge.

9. Is confidence cute? Of course

10. What is the last beverage you had? Hot tea can cure anything.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? like 2?

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? I’m such a skinny jean fiend!

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? No idea yet, hopefully I feel better and can do something fun.

14. What are you going to spend money on next? I need sandals for my trip.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? she lives in California. = /

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Hopefully….

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? My mom 

18. The last time you felt broken? Pretty much everyday but being broken isn’t always a bad thing.

19. Have you had sex today? nope.

20. Are you starting to realize anything? I’m realizing I’m only 1/5 of the way done with these asks….

21. Are you in a good mood? medium

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? No thank you.

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? I don’t know what color my dad’s eyes are… I think we both have brown eyes.

24. What do you want right this second? To not be sick = (

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? I guess it would depend on the situation…

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? NO WAY! My natural hair is very dark brown, my hair now is pink and purple.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? nope nope nope! Or someone who doesn’t laugh at my weird sense of humor.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? My dumb little pupper, Noodle

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Very much but I get to see her in 3 WEEKS!!! 

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? I like to think so…

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? My brother? nope! He bugs the shit out of me but he’s actually a pretty cool dude.

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? I think so

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? YES!!! I maybe drink half a soda every other month.

34. Listening to? When I Grow Up from Matilda the Musical

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yeah but not as much as pen

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Probably home?

37. Do you believe in love at first sight? eh…

38. Who did you last call? A coworker to discuss a youth we both work with.

39. Who was the last person you danced with? Myself all the damn time

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Because she’s hot and I wanted to? why is that a question?

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? LOLOLOLOL my portland bff got me a congrats on the sex cupcake last week 

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? I hung out with my mom but I didn’t touch her because I didn’t want to get her sick

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? I’m sure I did in middle/high school but I’ve blocked it out

44. Do you tan in the nude? I don’t tan at all…

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Nope!

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? No

47. Who was the last person to call you? My coworker, didn’t I just answer this?

48. Do you sing in the shower? Of course!

49. Do you dance in the car? Waayyy too much

50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yeah! At the summer camp were I worked 

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? At Disneyland!

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? No way! I’m a huge musical nerd!

53. Is Christmas stressful? Christmas is my favorite holiday!

54. Ever eat a pierogi? Yummm! Yes!

55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Marionberry #PNWlife

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Bank teller, princess, teacher, music video director 

57. Do you believe in ghosts? Kinda??

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

59. Take a vitamin daily? I should…

60. Wear slippers? Not really…

61. Wear a bath robe? After the shower yes

62. What do you wear to bed? Normally just undies and a big tshirt 

63. First concert? Good Charlotte in 8th grade (so embarrassing!) 

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target is bae 

65. Nike or Adidas? Keds

66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Doritos 

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Almonds 

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? “Picture to Burn” during her real county phase. 

69. Ever take dance lessons? Square dancing lol

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? Whatever makes them happiest!

71. Can you curl your tongue? you bet

72. Ever won a spelling bee? God no! I suck at spelling 

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? All. The. Damn. Time.

74. What is your favorite book? The Book Thief

75. Do you study better with or without music? With music

76. Regularly burn incense? No but I burn a candle every night.

77. Ever been in love? not yet

78. Who would you like to see in concert? Elle King!

79. What was the last concert you saw? Tegan and Sara- For the third time!

80. Hot tea or cold tea? Don’t make me choose!

81. Tea or coffee? Tea

82. Favorite type of cookie? All the cookies ever!

83. Can you swim well? Surprisingly well actually. I was on the swim team from age 9-12.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? random but yes

85. Are you patient? eh medium

86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ

87. Ever won a contest? I won a poetry award in 7th grade and I’ve won some raffles and my cat won a cute kitten award once… 

88. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope

89. Which are better black or green olives? black please

90. Opinions on sex before marriage? Your body, your choice. I don’t judge either way. 

91. Best room for a fireplace? All the rooms!

92. Do you want to get married? One day yes