#perhaps ill have a cat burglar crime syndicate. maybe i can become a batman villain. i could finally live my dreams as one of his rogues.
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Me googling ethical ways to exploit childrens labor:
#might have all my kids be trained as classical opera singers and then network w old money bastards so we can rob them#perhaps ill have a cat burglar crime syndicate. maybe i can become a batman villain. i could finally live my dreams as one of his rogues.#i could be called big mama or something. maybe i could dominate the girl scout cookies business by impersonating girl scouts#maybe i could do a cookie hustle w the kids and have them shuckin cookies all day#maybe we could open a lemonade stand#or insurance fraud???#we could turn to a life of crime one way or another. kids would make excellent international jewel thieves
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