#perffection

[mimikyvvnz]

guys is it bad that i kinda want smth like this. like a little pink one. at least

hey Americans?

what the fuck is this? this isn't real right. it's made up for tv like those metal lockers

[silerismyblorbo]

Im glad that i have become the supplyer of happy stargate behind the scence photos because they bring my so much joy. And gives me an excuse to find and collect more and more of them.

And having so many means i find things like this.

they are so so perffect, I love this stupid show.

[slut4sugu]

𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐂𝐒 — MINA ASHIDO

❀ Including: agedup!characters, Mina x black!reader, use of names: mamas, pretty girl, ma, pretty girl, princess, slight suggestion towards the end, mentions of hellva boss, also since its cannon that mina is black im gonna write her as such (im keeping her pink skin tho its so pretty) So if thats a problem please keep scrolling! ❀ Genre: fluff/suggestiveness ❀ kams note: BRO I LOVE MINA SM IDK WHY I HAVENT WRITTEN FOR HER SOONER

Back to masterlist . ♬ : slumber party: ashnikko & bonetown: versokia mayday

[🌸] FIRST WEEKS DATING

Since you guys were close friends before you dated mina felt as though you were the perfect person for her to be with and she was the perffect person for you. She knew what you liked and what you didn’t. What turned you on and what creeped you out, but when it came to actually asking you out she felt a lump in her throat. You helped the pink girl calm down and told her to take her time and just say what she had to say, and once she did as such you were beyond shocked yet happy at her words.

“You like me ?” Your acrylic nail pointing to her than back to your chest, your eyes slightly wide at the news. “Yeah..I’m sorry you prolly don’t feel the same-“ You shushed her quickly by pouncing on her body the bed dipping under your weight slightly as you straddled her waist. Giggling as you shook your head. “Ash don’t be sorry, I like you too. I have since you said i was your quote ‘baby mama’.” She blushed at the confession, sitting up against her headboard hesitantly wondering if she should put her hands on your hips or not. (Despite the fact ya’ll have done gay shit before lol.) “Soo does that mean you wanna date me?” She asked, her eyes looking into your pretty brown ones. “Yesss, of course i wanna date you ash- actually i wanna be your baby mama.” You said teasingly with a slight smirk, causing Mina to loose her once shy demeanor and resort back to her regular self. “Then kiss me, pretty girl.”

You both became inseparable. Never leaving each others sides all day, and going as far to work on combination moves with your quirk (you can imagine that for yourself but if you can’t think of nothing uhh your a winx fairy ion know😭).

Even though mina spends most of her time with you and knows how comfortable you are with her, almost everytime she wants to kiss you she always asks. You say she doesn’t have to but she says that ‘I wanna make sure you wanna kiss me as much i wanna kiss you.’ (And she likes hearing you whine when she takes to long to kiss you back <3)

Loves coming over late at night to sleep in your comfy bed, explaining that she can’t sleep without having her hand on your boob. When you both know that she likes cuddling with you more than anything. Though you also know that you can’t fall asleep without her small soft hand squeezing your soft mound.

On the nights she really really misses you, she does her skin care routine at your place and hangs out with you as much as she can before going back on patrol. Promising to be in bed by your side by the time you wake up.

Always pays for your nails & hair appointments, her hero work pays well and she knows yours do too but she loves the sight of her hard money well spent on pretty hello kitty nails.

[🌸] FIRST COUPLE MONTHS

After a few months of dating you she’ll stop asking you for kisses and just give you surprise ones instead, its so cute how she’ll announce her presence with a giggle before attacking you with kisses. She’ll usually tickle you too just to get your attention for the time being, Mina loves having you all to herself and eating up your precious time when you should be doing something else.

Will gladly braid your hair for you! She’s such a sweetheart too, if you start to get tired she’ll let you lean on the inner side of her thigh and doze off while she finishes up for you. Trust n believe she’s taking dozens of pictures of your sleeping face without your knowledge <33

Definitely has gotten matching braids with you before with little beads at the end, its so pretty how the colors compliment her pretty skin. And you of course go out of your way to tell your pretty girlfriend how hot she looks with her knotless braids <33

Starts to leave her clothes over at your place just to have an excuse to come over and stay the night. And well..she loves seeing you in just underwear and her shirts. She thinks it’s the cutest and hottest thing ever <3

If you have a car/ or ride in hers she insists on driving, saying that your her pretty passenger princess and deserves to just chill and play whatever song you want

Buys matching bonnets with you once she starts to realize just exactly how important you are to her <3

Definitely watches hellva boss and LOVES versokia mayday & queen bee. Mina cosplayed for her on your birthday and lets just say yall had fun with the outfit afterwards <33

Listens to: Odetari, niki minaj, ice spice, Beyoncé, ashnikko, Lizzo, flo Milli, Megan the stallion, Marina, and ofc Summer walker

[🌸] 4+ MONTHS

Starts thinking about marrying you fr

Atp everything is natural with you, ass grabs, neck kisses that end up with hickeys on your neck visible for everyone to see. Speaking of that, Mina’s always liked showing you off even if it was slightly inappropriate when she did. Kissing you in front of others, making out with you in clubs, grinding her ass on you, etc. It doesn’t matter to Mina, she just loves showing her girl off.

Taking showers together becomes a daily thing, wash days are especially fun when Mina’s tired from hero work. Her sweet little girlfriend washes her pink hair for her, her bones turning into mush when you massage your fingers into her scalp.

Makeout sessions every day <3

Loves teasing you by calling you names, the way your eyes dart to the corner of the room just motivates Mina even more. Your facial expressions drive her up the wall, she loves how dominant you can be only to turn around and be submissive when she calls you dirty girl or doll.

You had just finished making your shared bed when you heard your girlfriend ask “Are you wearing those black panties i bought you a week ago?” Glancing over your shoulder to see Mina, who’s eyes were stuck on the visible panties that could be seen slightly below your pink bratz shirt. You hummed in response, “They are comfy as hell and I didn’t feel like putting on shorts so-“ You squeaked as you felt a hand on your lower back suddenly push you onto the bed, your arms being folded behind your back as a hand held them tightly. The other going under your shirt from behind, moving it up to fully reveal the scandalous underwear that hugged your ass. “All of this for me doll? Damn you must want something taunting me like this.” Mina’s voice sent a warmth to your core, her touch not helping as you felt her free hand drift back down to your waist and to your ass giving it a squeeze. A small sigh of pleasure escaping from your lips as you felt a heat begin to throb in between your legs with need. Leaning down against you, Mina’s boobs pressed agaisnt your back. Her breath on the shell of your ear which sent chills down your spine. “Do you want something ma? Hmm?” Her voice like silk as her hand went back to your waist, pulling you by the waist and grinding against you. “Answer me honey, you know I like hearing you say what you want.”

[ikkosu]

hey mutual!! For ur prowl slow burn fic you could write about prowl being forced to act as a body guard to this human worker/diplomat, and he feels like he’s being demoted from Sic to some lowly guard, and so he and reader already have bad vibes from the start, but then he realizes overtime watching this human that he has WOMP WOMP ✨feelings✨ he can’t have that!! He’s prowl!! He’s above romance and l o ve !!! Shenanigans ensue take this and use it as you will my friend

OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFFECT. human reader could be like a middle ground of relations between cybertronians and humans to ensure peace between those factions..,,,,hmm I am getting some yummy ideas

[stonerpsii]

ooh i was a bit floaty before but im nice and high suddenly. whoo getting stronger. perffect timw to have a few pretzsels

[hoonvrs]

WHOS THE WHINY YOUTUBER ???? PLS I NEED TO KNOW

HES NOT REALLY WHINY BUT IS??? HE HAS THE PERFFECT VOICE TO BE WHINY he also stutters a bit so🤭🤭

it’s alexander swan💪🏼

[cutelittlesootsprite]

See that’s your problem, pretty little toys don’t think.~ It’s so much fun being an empty toy isn’t it, letting your mind be fuzzy and blank. Letting us play with your head and corrupt you into a perfect little doll to be used. Why even try to resist when it feels so good to submit? To have your mind and body fucked away~

A perffect little ddoll… ffuck I cannt let you gguys play witth my headd

[catch0uli]

perffect dayv

[amphiptere-art]

I just realized about the problem with AO3 currently. So I'm going to post a perffect thief here temporarily. Again this is highly based on @naffeclipse sleuth jesters. Please read some of their works, it's great.

Perffect thief chapter 1

Sunlight trickled in through the window. Its warmth filled your body. A hand grazed on your back. Spreading out the warmth and giving comfort where it touched. You made a pleased sound. Stretching out your arms and feeling the release of pressure. Claws popped out from their sockets as you began to knead the lap you were sitting on. Each tensing slightly with each pull. Not that you cared. This was your lap as of currently. And their pain did not matter to you and long as you stayed in the comfort of the warmth of their body and the gentle grazing of your fur.

They sighed softly as they look down upon your form. You were a simple black and white cat. Most of your form is coated in the jet black color only being broken by a patch of light on your chest in the form of a diamond. The tips of your toes and tail were the only other things that were white. You were quite pretty for a feline. You had a good mid-length fur that coated your body. A small mane resting on your shoulders. Your claws remain sharp despite your owners insistence to chop them off. You were a gorgeous house pet while being ready for any of the dangers outside. 

Suddenly the lap you perched on shifted. Much to your disdain. You are swift to punish them by jumping off. Landing on the coffee table with a soft oof. The siding to use the cat bed they had supplied on the top. You heard the grumble at the loss of their fuzzy companion. You gave them a side eye as you settled into your new bed. 

They are an animatronic. The rays around their head spun with their slight irritation. Their face is perfectly spherical. An embodiment of the Sun. Their face contorted into a frown. Mechanical joints moving underneath the silicone surface. Their stark white eyes locked with yours. Small white pupils are only noticeable by your sharpened sight. As they fumbled with their coat you looked down at the rest of their body. 

They were wearing a light orange undershirt. Contrasted by a black coat with yellow lining. Briefly spotting brightly decorated yellow patterns within the coat as they desperately searched for something. The coat went down to their mid forearm. The orange undershirt showing up the fill up the rest of the way down the wrist. Their pants were somewhat professional looking. This time being read with the yellow lining. It made sense that most of their clothing were hues of orange and red given that their entire body was already yellow. No need to overindulge a color. 

Finally they seem to find what they were looking for, bringing out a small notebook and pen. Flipping and open and putting it down on the coffee table. Fumbling with a stack of papers to the side. You decided to have a look at the notebook. Being relatively close to where you are It wasn't that hard to reach down and give the book a slight bat. Rotating it so it was easier to read. Using your paws on the page to slowly skim through the notes. 

Many of them were old tropes. This murder occurred there, that criminal was spotted here. Sometimes you would run across a good clue. A page filled with a map of occurring locations. Giving a good outlook to how much they know of a villain's location. A small sketch here and there of hooded figures with sunglasses or big bushy beards. A list of potential hangouts for one or the other. Your owner was a good detective. Able to spot minute details. Although the secret little notebook shouldn't be left out so openly. Not that he knew your intentions. But you found yourself perplexed when there was an assigned a date for a meeting for the criminal only written down as Feline. 

Suddenly your snooping was stopped as he reached back for the notebook. Flipping it open as he wrote down more notes. Looking through the pile of papers. The ones on top assumingly ones that he had good thoughts on. A click of the front door and brought your attention elsewhere. Your other owner had apparently come home. You got up from your placement in the bed and gave a loud yawn. Your Sunny owner laughing in mirth at the noise. You quickly patted off the table. Your other owner smiling as you came to rest your paws upon his legs with a loud meow.

This one had a circular head much like your Sunny owner, But this time without any rays. Instead wearing a prominent police hat which quickly came off and was replaced with a fedora. Taking off the police vest as you followed him to his room. Changing out to the more casual clothes he enjoyed. Opting not to bother your Sunny owner while he was scribbling furiously. 

Soon the blue bot changed out to a casual t-shirt with the words "I don't follow the law" printed in broad dark blue letters. The rest of the t-shirt was a light blue. Apparently deciding to indulge the color of his metallic skin. Jumping into some jeans and slipping on some sneakers he walked back out into the living room. You high at his heels meowing constantly. Popping down on the couch next to your Sunny owner. You jump up and follow suit on the coffee table. Paws reaching out to touch his knees in a quiet beg.

All right. All right. You want this thing, yeah?

Finally your begging was answered as he brought out the yummy stick of fish paste. Your claws reached out as you clasped his hands. Causing a small jolt before he quickly started to peel off your little peepers. 

Hold on, I got to open it first.

You didn't pay much attention to his blabbering. Instead simply chasing his hands as you sat on your hindquarters as he raised it up out of your reach. Quickly ripping off the top of the package before tilting it down into your mouth. You quickly lapped up the contents of the yummy yogurt fish. Your Moon-like owner quickly settled down with the stick in his hand. Relaxing as he looked over to your Sunny owner.

So any new leads or am I going to be chasing blind again.

Nope! nothing! I do not understand how this Feline is getting to places. No matter how many times we pin down their location and chase them up a tree they simply vanish!

Hey we got that one lead don't we?

Yes, one I'm not happy with.

Come on. It's a lead. Sure it's with some shady folks But hey at least it's something. 

I don't like this. It could be a false lead like all the others. 

Look, that guy didn't have any association with the Black Sun. You double checked yourself. Do you really think he's going to double cross us?

Moon we are giving him money. Yes I think he would. 

Sun.

You will listen quietly to the conversation as you finish off the yummy stick. So that's what that note was all about. Not that it minded you too much. Feline was too hard of a catch. No one would truly know her secret. Sure they could give away a location, perhaps a name, hell they could even show a face. None of it would be enough. The secret to her success was too mystical for anyone to understand. 

Suddenly you are stopped with your enjoyment by a soft meow. Unhearable by your owners but known very well to you. You quickly pulled the fishy yogurt out of Moon's hands. Causing him to fumble slightly before relaxing. Not that you gave him much chance to. You quickly ran to the window seal. Running your paws up over and over again on the glass. Apparently you needed to leave. And quickly. 

Moon griped as he got back up. Snatching the fishy treat from your mouth before holding his hands on his sides as if he was going to scold you like a child.

You can't go outside with that. What even got you up in such a huff. 

Just let them outside. I don't need more racket while I'm taking notes.

All right, all right fine. But you better come back before midnight. I would like to see my fuzzy companion before my shift. 

Your only response back was a meow. Briefly jumping off the window seal so that he can open it. Jumping out the window you started your descent down the side of the building. The parchment complex had plenty of window seals and pipes to have a good way down. Plus the little stepping stones your owner had made for you a while back. Boards placed somewhat strategically. Soon you had your paws down on the cement of the alleyway. Moon watching you as you quickly raced out of view. 

You jogged out into the city streets. Following the sidewalk to the destined place that most of your clan members would wait at when they called. Spotting the old newspaper store you quickly jumped underneath the booth outside. The teen selling the papers barely gave you notice but his orange tabby plunged his chonky paws towards you meowing the details of the initial message from the clan members. His collar hung loosely around his neck, a metal tag swinging from it with the name, "Fishy."

What's the call for? 

To most passerbys It was simply a meow and the straightening of a tail from a cat. But to your own kind the words were clear. Your words were cold and demanding. Although the playfulness in your tone is still showing through.

It's a big bad. I'll tell you that. Some Crockett saw your sifting. Just learned about it recently since he was talking about getting some big money for the info. 

What when? 

Don't know All I know is that he was able to snap a pic of your cat form. None of the clan have been able to swipe it from him. He's holding it close to his chest.

Well I'll be damned. I'm assuming we know where he's going.

Good old friend of The Spider. 

Ha. Well then this will be easy. I'm going to set up with DJ now. 

Don't you want to know when he's going to actually be coming over. 

Don't need to. He's talking with my folks. 

Ohhh. Well the clan will keep an eye on him. Do you want to keep a claw on your owners too? 

No. They don't believe in fairy tales. Just make sure the dog doesn't get near them. Not unless I have a pistol to his head. 

It is your roar. 

You exited the newspaper stand. Racing out at full sprint as you headed to the home of The Spider . It was always much faster running on 4 feet than two. Soon you're at The Spider . A lovely little establishment. A club hidden in the dark. The bar up front hiding the disco ball underneath. Plus all the other secrets. You found the opening in the back alley. A little cat door made just for you. You pushed inside the meeting room. A room disguised as a poker board. Cards and chips laid across the surface as DJ played a game with friends. 

You noticed most of them. Almost all of them of course use code names. Ballerina looks like she was winning the game. Mangle was seemingly losing. But you could never tell through her poker face. Bonnie looked like he was going to win in a fair bit. DJ looks like he was in a similar position. 

Ballerina was a humanoid who always wore a tutu. White glasses adorned blind eyes. Her skinny stature almost looked haunting. Mangle was a humanoid with animatronic enhancements. Most of them over injuries from a war long past. A half face scar covered up by many mechanical instruments. All looking rushed and improperly planted. Bonnie was a full animatronic. A big purple rabbit. Still wearing his bowling team attire from his days of slavery. DJ was another enhanced human like Mangle. Although with much more cleanliness. Having an extra set of arms and a speaker implemented in his chest. Wearing the getup of a DJ of course.

The others were anonymous. Probably people from the club. They did not need to be here. You jumped onto the poker table. Cards and chips flying everywhere as you landed. The anonymous players were of course angry. Good fair bit of money was probably lost on their parts. But DJ was a good man. He wouldn't swipe their money because of a cat's interruption.

Soon the game was forfeited due to your meddling. The other patrons climbed out the door with curses. But your four compatriots stayed behind. You settled down in the now open seat. Sitting up on your haunches as you place your paws on top of the poker table. The others sat back down. Mangle started reshuffling the cards. Ballerina chose to stack the chips again. Bonnie tipping an ear in your direction. Fingers that now had claws tapping quickly across the table. DJ simply Crossed his 4 arms forward. 

What's so important do you have to interrupt a good game Feline?

You flashed your pearly whites as a black mist overtook you. Your form contorting underneath as you took the form of a humanoid. A large black fluffy coat adorning itself on your shoulders. Black pants stretched out to your heels. White shoes and gloves adorning your hands and feet. A white undershirt showing underneath the deep black of your coat. Your toothy grin never leaves as you propped a proper elbow onto the table.

Let's just say I might be needing to eat one of your flies in your lovely web.

[blinking182tim2]

god i lov e my boyfriend so fucking much he's literall y perffect

[fyodior]

Wtf help toji‘s head looks so small on his massive torso

SHUSH HE’S SEXY AND PERFFECT !!!!

[chromatose-a-digital-requiem]

you know i really get the feeling this will be more fun for you than it will be for me this feels somewhat unbalanced

???: That’ss Kind Of Thhe Entire Poinnt Of This But Okayy

???: Anywayss Yourr Next Roundd Is Dangerrous Pllants!! !!! And I Havve The Perffect Plantt For This Round… . He He >[)

He brings in yet another item from backstage that {{YOU}} somehow failed to notice- a cart with an old rag covering its contents. The rag looks gross, what with all the stains and tears, but the host doesn’t seem to mind handling it much at all. Probably because of her gloves.

???: He He He He He Okkay Let’s Ddo Thhis Comme And Takke The Thinggie Off Of Thhe Cartt

[stonerpsii]

i sobered upp a lil tiny bit which means its the perffect time to start dissolving an edible. love sinking back into the deeper high. i remember on the bed earlier feeling like my brain was being dragged thru another dimension upside down

hehe

gonna be blasted again real soon

[joelmama]

Ohhh myyyy!!! I just read your answer to that previous anon and got sooo happy that you are thinking about more fisherman!Joel 🥰 Of course there is no rush or anything I can only imagine how much time it take to write something so good and detailed and brilliant. But I wanted to tell you that TFW is one of the best works I've read EVER not only for Joel, but for any character in any site or book. It has been a few days that I've read but it just doesn't leave my mind! Fisherman!Joel is the ultimate husband material hahaha and let's be honest Joel in general is just sooo husband! Sending you lots of love, hope you have a great day❤

AAAH OMG THIS IS THE NICEST THING EVER!! ilysm and thank you so so much

I actually read this before I left for work so i was giggling about it all day!

and i haven't been thinking much about a part 2 just yet because i wanted to give myself a break before i dove into it again... but then the funniest thing happened and i had the biggest spark of inspiration!!

and I ended up writing the intro for a part 2 at work today 🙈 and my phone was dead so it's all handwritten fgjkfdgspd

i'm not sure how long it will take to finish it, but it's started !! so apparently the first part of TFW is not all you'll see of me! and a part 2 is on the horizon 😎😎😎

anyways, i'm so happy you like fisherman!joel, he is the PERFFECT husband, (but yes i agree Joel in any situation would be the perfect husband hehe) lots of love to you too and I hope you have a fantastic day as well!! ILY <3

[yttd-enjoyer]

blooey roit maate jus fookinn perffect FUCCK LE FUQE DAMNNSHITARESBLLOODYDAMMN

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