#perditicn

[xluciifer]

@perditicn || “ Any comment regarding the news of your dick sucking exploits going public, Mister Morningstar? ” [ From Vox :) ]

⸺ ❝ ... No. I think I'm good, thanks. ❞

[cxncrie-a]

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT NIMUE WOULD WANT TO GET MARRIED TO THOSE TWO IDIOTS AND MAKE OUT IN FRONT OF THE JREATURE LIKE THEM??????

[hells-musing-along]

@perditicn asked from the ❝𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐦𝐞❞ rp meme. ❛ Tell me more. ❜ from Vox

"The Royal Palace and Hazbin Hotel shall remain under separate jurisdiction from VoxTek Enterprise," Lilith stated, setting her teacup on the table. Her gaze remained neutral as she silently observed the television demon before her.

"This measure ensures that both entities will remain fully operational and secure in the event of any incident. Nevertheless, I do appreciate you taking the time to explain all of VoxTek's offerings."

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

“ ❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜ ” // From;; &. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬. [ From Crymini | @perditicn ]

Turning around to face the source of the voice, Lucid froze. It was true, he looked like he just got through a wind storm and then some. His blue wings were ruffled and feathers tangled, blond locks gusted and tussled loose. The seraphim was in the midsts of brushing himself down of dust and grime from his crash, not noticing the smudges and scraps that left streaks of golden blood upon his cloth.

“Ah, I…I suppose I do. Nothing to fret over, I assure you! Just a, um, simple accident is all.”

[bxrningembers]

@perditicn  || “   Debates are stupid. Why would I want to sit down and argue with someone blatantly dumber than me? ”// From ;; ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF [ Baxter to Pentious ]

"Think of it more like educating, my friend. That way, you are dealing with less ssstupid than normal." Sir Pentious stated in an encouraging manner. Perhaps they could establish a more sophisticated scientific society here in hell if they could educate a few of the smarter demons in scientific debates.

"And who knows? Perhaps we glean some new ideas for future projects from the input of fresh minds, hm?" He suggested. It was part of the schemes he pulled in life. Making connections, exploiting the ideas of others, and taking them before killing his business partner. Not that he planned to do that to Baxter. He was... different from the others. He liked him too much to get rid of him like that. Not in a sexual way, mind you but more... platonic.

[nebula-drcams]

@perditicn starter.

   Well that's not something she sees every day. Peering over the edge of the roof, she'd almost swear that was a Goetia not far from the front door of the Manor. Well, sort of at the front door anyway. Must be another business related visit with Damien, though, she's not quite sure why anyone other than a Sin would probably want to talk to him, why not just go to the actual Sin themselves?

   Sliding further down the roof, she watches quietly for a moment. What was he doing in this area? Looking for someone or something maybe? Doubtful. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to drop down and find out what he's up to.

   Doing just that, she makes sure to approach with caution, she doesn't know much about Goetia and often kept it with the basic knowledge that everyone knew. They were higher ups and often in charge of something, but they often don't mess with commoners either.

" Whatcha lookin' for, feathers? " Oh yeah, that's a great way to greet someone with more power than her. " Aren't you a little to .. what's the word? Good to be out here among the ' commoners '? "

   Off to a great start.

[hellshoard]

@perditicn || “ ❛ get the hell away from me. ❜ ” // From ;; darker vibes [ Vox to Alastor ]

"I've love to get the hell away from you." He sneers at the other Overlord.

[cxncrie-a]

   Alastor takes that as he's gotten Mole's attention. Good. That's what he needs considering the situation at hand, and he's heard just enough that this particular hired gun did his job and did his job well. There's a brief hum of radio static as he thinks things over, this was a rather big thing, so a good price would be important.

" In several ways, after all this is a rather important thing that needs to be taken care of. Can't have his former Lieutenant returning to his side after all. My offer is simple, access to stronger weapons if you so desire, payment of course in the form of money, and seeing as how work as a hired gun can be, I'll convince Charlie to let you use the Hotel as a safe house if anything goes wrong. "

   Even Alastor knows people would have to be stupid enough to waltz into the Hotel willingly to pick a fight, though of course, there are foolish sinners that try and end up getting fucked up in the process because of Alastor himself. Though now people are aware of how much power Charlie has too.

" In return, you get rid of the Exorcist, Lute, as she goes by I believe. Not that she'll be hard to miss considering she's the only angel wandering about. That sounds fair does it not? "

        His teeth grit, ears flattening against his head, at the sharp static sound that briefly picked up. Once again this wouldn't be so bad if his sense of hearing also wasn't heightened upon death. If he hadn't still had hearing damage after death then he'd say he definitely would now.

Even after it stops and the Radio Demon goes on to continue speaking his ears remain flat. Although eventually they raise again upon the specific mention of the Exorcist that was around apparently being Adam's Lieutenant. Some random fucking Exorcist wasn't any big deal in his opinion, he wouldn't be shocked if one got left behind with how they retreated, but that? That was probably a big deal — A big deal that he also wasn't involved in. At least, not yet.

        He didn't much appreciate how the other sounded like he was mocking him by going on about how Sinners are fearful of the Angels, how he wouldn't be blamed if he wasn't up for it. It made him roll his eyes as he did relax his free hand for the moment, no longer in expectation of being attacked since most people didn't consider attacking a hired gun that they were trying to hire.

        “ Z'ere iz no problem with me z'inking I cannot do it. ” He didn't doubt he could do it. An Angel wasn't something he's killed before but the Exorcist were trained combatants. He's killed plenty of those before. Not to mention killing an Angel would be a nice way to spit in the face of God.

“ Ze problem would be your offer. ” He now took another pause to take a drag of his cigarette, soon putting out what little was left in the palm of his other gloved hand as he exhaled the smoke.

        “ 'ow would you make it ' worth my while '. ”

Even if this was something he'd like to do, for his own reasons, he wouldn't just do it for some fucker only making the claim it'd be ' worth his while '. He was hired to do things, he did killing in exchange for something in return. Plus, plenty of people made vague claims like that down here only for them to be empty and to be what landed them on the other side of a gun.

[top-shelf-tender]

@perditicn  || “   ❛ you look like you've got something to say. ❜   ” // From ;; &. 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐮𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬. [ From Alastor | Venison ]

@perditicn

Husk could keep a solid poker face around every other Vee except Venison. That's how their relationship had always been: Husk being able to read the micro expressions behind every smile, and his Overlord expertly burrowing under his skin to draw the truth out of him whether he liked it or not.

Husk finished organizing the folder with Venison's manuscript for that morning's broadcast, ensuring the door had shut behind Vox before speaking freely.

"That flat-faced fuck's at it again," the assistant grumbled, plucking up Venison's empty "Oh Deer" mug and moving to refill it. "He's got it out for me, I just know it. You're sure you don't know anything about that?"

[emptypassicn-moved]

This blog is still on semi-hiatus (I'm finishing up with fixing a few things) as stuff has taken longer than I hoped but since it got moved to the main blog I follow from for like three of my active to semi-active blogs I'm making this post.

Edit: I may have to move this blog to a new one (due to Tumblr fucking me over with changing emails) along with all three side blogs. However, for now, any blogs I follow are likely for my side blogs (until I figure things out with this main account).

If you're a Hellaverse / Hazbin Hotel / Helluva Boss or otherwise a blog related to that then I probably followed you for my hellaverse blogs! These blogs are the following:

↦ Hazbin / Helluva Multi-Muse Side Blog : @perditicn

↦ Adam (Hazbin Hotel) Single Muse Side Blog : @leftrib

↦ AU Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Single Muse Side Blog : @clambcke

@emptypassicn

[emptypassicn]

Since I think I have everyone on this blog properly followed again I'm making this post real quick to remind since I know not everyone is going to check the pinned.

If you are a Hellaverse (Hazbin or Helluva) related blog...

I am following you for my side blogs. These blogs are the following:

@perditicn ;; Hazbin / Helluva Multi-Muse Side Blog featuring muses like Alastor & Vox.

@leftrib ;; Adam (Hazbin Hotel) Single Muse Side Blog

@clambcke ;; AU Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) Single Muse Side Blog

@fallenmatron ;; Lilith (Hazbin Hotel) Single Muse Side Blog

@emptypassicn

[xluciifer]

HELP THE VEES WANT TO FUCK LUCIFER

SOMEONE HELP ME

[cxncrie-a]

   Sometimes, just sometimes, both Damien and Nimue would sit out in the living area with the TV on to listen to whatever News Broadcast was airing at the time. Unfortunately, this time, it was something the both of them could've done without hearing. 

   At the mention of collecting dicks, Damien looks up at Nimue with a raised eyebrow.

" Hey didn't he show up here and ask what your dick size was too? "

   She would've much rather have not been asked that question, considering she sits there silently debating on answering or not before letting out a sigh.

" He did. And I told him I didn't have one. I did go out and buy a dildo though just to give it to him. A pretty decent-sized one too. Since he seems to want one so bad. Wonder if anyone was stupid enough to actually tell him their size. "

   Damien is now regretting he asked that question and is pretending he didn't hear this broadcast at all.

[hells-musing-along]

@perditicn asked from the "Questioning Minds" meme “Why are you here?” from Alastor

Lilith's soft smile faltered momentarily at the sudden and rather rude question. She turned away from the empty front desk of the broadcasting station, her eyes settling on the person before her.

"Hello there," she began, her tone regaining its composure. "I’m interested in broadcasting my music across Hell and was wondering if this station might be interested in facilitating that."

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

   “ ❛ Enlighten me, what's your name? ❜ ” // From;; EPIC: THE MUSICAL — ACT ONE [ From Alastor | @perditicn ]

This curiosity turned game always held high stakes of being caught. And today, the seraphim’s luck seemed to have run out. Lucid’s sinner disguise, a mishmash of different demons he had seen, including an imp tail, gave up his true identity. Even if he had managed to get away from the majority of the Sinners without raising alarm or incident, all it took was one to notice the “wardrobe malfunction.”

And now, here they stood in a seemingly empty street, a red clad Sinner facing down a much smaller blue angel. There was no use in hiding his true appearance, the disguise having full worn off. Lucid’s wings quivered against his back, face half ducked into the tall collar of his jacket.

“L…Lucid. Lucid Eveningstar, sir.”

[bxrningembers]

@perditicn  || “   Fuck being the bigger person; I’m going to start biting people. ” // From ;; ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF [ Wally to Pentious ]

"Don't tell me it's contagious! The biting is everywhere. First, the king and now seemingly normal people. Do try to control yourself, sir." The serpent replied with an exasperated sigh.