#percy schemes to collect big three kids as siblings
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Since today's my bday and I don't want to cry, I'm going to post a happy au.
Jason does go with Apollo to the boat/yacht but he made it out alive(I'm pretty sure most of the fandom is in agreement that his death is a result of Leo and the seven attempting to cheat the prophecy/fate). Except now he's left wondering what he should do since as he's realized no child of the Big Three can truly leave the mythological world no matter what they try, in comes in Percy "My mom is the best" Jackson. He suggest that Jason moves in with the Jacksons or at least get adopted by Sally so that he has a semi-normal place to go to during the school holidays. Jason is bit hesitant but accepts, Percy gains another younger sibling, Thalia has the peace of mind that her brother is in good hands, Jason is experiencing the joys of having an actual normal and great parental figures in Sally and Paul, and Nico and Hazel are a little confused as to how they also got adopted but their father and Poseidon were all hounded by Hera into joining her on paying child support to Jackson-Blofis couple(many gods, including Zeus, pointed out that Jason wasn't her kid but ended up loosing that argument and it's now a staple to pay child support. It's a great way to keep track of kids and where they currently are.)
#i love my bday#remember if u feel the urge to smash someone's face on their cake dont#instead scoop a bit of frosting on your finger and smear a bit their face where its easy to wipe without ruining makeup hair or#embarrassing ppl#pjo#hoo#toa#jason lives#percy schemes to collect big three kids as siblings#sally and paul gain the most powerful demigods as their kids#hera still doesn't like demigods but as canonically proven does like her champion and since the woman who's taking care of him is also#taking care of both of her brothers kids she decided to tell them to pay child support like most divorced/seperated mortal parents do#hades and poseidon did not this was thing and since neither of three now the meaning of the word too much the child support money is A Lot#yes paying child support does become a law apollo and artemis help support this and get hermes and dionysus to join them
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