#percy dollarhyde x reader

[r1ddlessy]

$ tim klitz, percy dollarhyde, calvin weir-fields and jay as sugar daddies $

warnings:smidge of toxicity

$ klitz would very likely go into tech and could easily become successful. extremely successful. but rather than spend the money on things he doesn't want like a sports car or a Rolex he simply invests all his money into you and whatever whim you may have. his credit card practically lives in your hand at this point, always available to be swiped or tapped. he doesn't even give you a budget because he lives to spoil you, but if you start getting huffy with him he won't hesitate to cut off your allowance until you behave again. if you so much as pad into his office and look at him with doe eyes he's putty in your hands, no question about it.

$ percy dollarhyde who won't hesitate to buy you the finest clothes and jewellery you could desire purely because he can. the smug smirk he's entitled to sport afterwards certainly contributes, as he can proudly tell anyone who will listen "my darling is the finest woman in this whole town." and it's true as the diamonds on your chest and the silk in all your dresses show. but percy is also a huge whiny brat, and doesn't like not getting what he wants so if you disagree with him in any way he will put his spending habits on pause because he's sulking.

$ calvin who's steady flow of income provides you with the comfort of a large home and any luxury you want as long as you keep massaging his ego and granting him total control over you. you can buy any clothes you want so long as you let him decide which ones you wear of course. don't you even think about wearing the short dresses and skirts outside the house however. after all you exist for his eyes only, don't you?

$ jay despises consumerism but he despises inequality even more so he keeps up his side of the deal by indulging in your little whims. he'll buy you that necklace/dress/bag etc with a mere eyebrow raise at your materialism but he'll never say no unless it involves harming animals. you always reward him very kindly for his indulgences, reminding him why he started this arrangement in the first place. he definitely did it simply because he needed a form of release and with the ALF he didn't have the time to find a partner to settle down with, so this kind of arrangement was far simpler.

[klitzcore]

hi!! i love your writing sm!! if you’re cool with this, can you do general relationship hcs with percy from cowboys and aliens? maybe with a reader who’s more subdued and quiet compared to him :’) thank you, i hope you’re doing well 💗🤠

character: Percy Dolarhyde!

Prompt: Percy Dolarhyde relationship HC's with a quiet reader!

Since you met him he has been the one who's more.. eccentric out of the two of you.

Okay let's be honest, Percy is an all around jackass. But not to you! And ever since meeting you, he's gotten a lot better.

He's not sure why.

You were always with him everywhere he went. When he was starting to get pissed, pulling out his gun, you would put your hand over his. He look at you and swallow whatever words he had at the back of his throat.

There was something about you that was able to control him, he wished he could figure it out.

When you're in public, Percy will speak for you if you want him too.

"They said they want this, they want you to stop." Etc.

A lot of the time he used to brag about his social standing. Surprisingly, not as much.

Mainly because you told him that he was being an ass about to the first time you met him. It was the first time you spoke to him.

And oh wow, he fell right then and there. Someone standing up to him? Who's normally polite and quiet? He wanted to grab a ring at that moment. And instead of getting more angry like he usually did, he sat there with his hands in his lap.

But something about him kept you there. Maybe it was how he was a riot, or how kind he was to you. Or maybe how protective he was?

A lot of your time you spend with him, you do the things he wants to do. Bar dates, shooting dates, very rarely could you convince him to just... Stop and rest.

But when you did, it was blissful peace. You would lay down with him, his head on your chest. It was almost always silent, just the two of you enjoying each others company.

Percy also had a liking for dancing with you. You kind of knew how, but he didn't know the first thing about it. It wasn't professional at all, it was off balanced and quick. Percy was a cowboy, he wasn't meant for manners.

Manners meant something to you though, and you often found yourself throwing him out of harms way.

You didn't know why he did it, but he threw himself into dangerous situations 24/7. Was it about the rush, the adrenaline coursing through his body, or was it for another reason? Did he need to prove himself of something?

He did have a reasons, and he did explain it when you asked. It was simple.

"I'm protectin' you, don't want you gettin' hurt. If I get hurt, takes the target off your back. Baby, you ain't built for the west. M'fine with it an all, but somebody's gotta step up nd' do the job." Percy says as you gently pressed a cold rag to his black eye.

That meant a lot to you, but you still didn't want him to get hurt over you.

He absolutely loved the way you looked at him, though. Concerned and loving eyes. When you'd come up to him after a fight, rushing over to him battered and beaten on the ground.. the first thing he'd say is "Let me hear them kind words you say, baby."

Always the flirt.

There's nothing he loved more than flirting with you and seeing you hide your face away from him.

He was the voice, you were the actions.

[klitzcore]

this is a very specific request but maybe something where percy dolarhyde is trying to court reader but he's just. so bad at it?

character: percy dolarhyde!

Prompt: Percy trying to court the reader!

First, it started out with calling you over. We're talking from across the bar, the whole "Ay, c'mere you!"

Of course you went over, you were new in this town and were meeting the locals. You figured he couldn't be that bad!

You were wrong.

This guy was an ass!

It started with him talking about how amazing he was, just bragging about himself! Whenever you try to jump in, he'd interrupt you.

You thought he would be nice, apparently not.

He introduced himself as "Percy Dolarhyde." The name sounded so stupid, even sure if it was real or not.

You introduced yourself, when you went out to shake his hand, he grabbed it and placed a kiss on top of your knuckles instead.

Ick.

Sure, it could have been seen as a sweet gesture, but this guy didn't seem the type. There was something wrong.

And his mind, he was doing everything right. He was very proud of who he was, introducing himself and his achievements to impress you. When you tried to jump in, he just wanted to get to his point so you can talk about yourself. Percy likes long, unending conversation.

But no one has really got to know him that much, to know that fact. No one's stuck around long enough.

He also just didn't know how to talk to.. potential lovers in general.

It wasn't like his mother was really present in his life, and his father never taught him anything. So he wasn't sure what to do, so nervously, he grabbed your hand and kissed it.

That was good, right?

'Maybe the week after it was a little bit too much', he thought as you pulled away.

As Time and Time went by, you could kind of see why people didn't like Percy that much. I mean, he was an ass to the people who lived in town, all because of his father's social status?

What about his dad's cattle made him seem like he needed to be on top of the world?

The longer you stayed in town, the more Percy seem to float around you. He wouldn't leave you alone! But, something about him interested you.

He worked different than most people, he thought process was something else entirely.

It all kind of became clear when you heard of knocking at your door, early in the morning.

When you answered it, still in your resting clothes, there stood the irritable cowboy you'd learned to like.

He didn't say anything at first, which was really weird since it seemed like he had an affinity for not knowing when to stop talking.

His clutched hands, there were a bundle of weeds and a couple flowers.

Oh. So that's what this was? He liked you!

"I uh. I know it's early in the mornin' n' all, but.. I was thinkin' maybe we could.. I don't know.. spend time together, ya know?" He says, a scarlet accompanying his usually pale cheeks.

You tried not to laugh, can you just barely hold it together to say yes.

You meant it, you really did want to spend time with him, he was just absolutely horrible at telling you that he was interested.

[klitzcore]

headcanons for percy with a overly affectionate reader + first kiss ? :D

Character: Percy Dolarhyde

prompt: Percy Dolarhyde with overly affectionate reader + first kiss!

Normally in past relationships, Percy has been the flirt. He's been the one kissing up on his lover, and he didn't expect the switch to be flipped so quick.

But you were something else. And he thought he was a lot.

When the two of you met, you noticed how you stood a lot closer to your partner, at the time. It was something that caught his attention.

But Percy was, as of much an jackass as he is, a cowboy. And cowboys are supposed to be respectful, so he kept his distance.

And eventually the relationship between you and your last partner fizzled out, and Percy perched himself next to you almost immediately after.

He wasn't gonna be a rebound like he normally was, there was something about you that drew him closer to you. It was like something was anchoring him close to him.

All the time went on when he was around you, the smaller his ego got. It was like you were grounding him to you. Because she wasn't waving guns anymore, he wasn't playing torturous games with the people of the town. All of his attention was on you, not free drinks, not his dad's work.

But you.

Of course, like true fashion, the two of you grew closer. Percy would start seeing you more frequently, and with every moment you saw him, you subconsciously creeped closer and closer.

That happened until almost at all point, you were either pressed against his side, or standing infront of him.

When you were infront of him, you would tilt into him, your back pressed against his chest. His hands would find their way around your waist, and then they would clasp to lock you in place.

It was comfortable, and neither of you read further into it than that.

But as the warmer months left and the chill came forth, Percy found himself getting colder. And you had the solution to that. You were naturally warm, he was cold. It was your perfect chance, and one not to waste!

So instead of being infront of him or nearly to his side, Percy found himself in your lap, or you in his. And you'd started something more recently that he quite enjoyed.

Kissing his cheek. Whenever you'd do it, he'd feel his face set ablaze. He'd take off his hat and use to hide his face away, looking to the side.

And when he confessed to you that December, you felt your stomach flip as you could practically be at the moon! He finally got the message.

And your level of affectionate SKYROCKETED.

Your hand would always be holding his, or you would hold his arm, or just hugging him at random.

Not that he was complaining at all, it was nice to be the receiver!

The two of you found yourself in your smaller "house", only large enough for really two people.

You and Percy were sitting across from eachother, just talking. Percy was talking about his father having to check over new land settlements, and more things out west. You really couldn't have judged, for you didn't know.. anything about land settlements.

But the thing you did pay attention to was his words. The way he spoke was so.. obviously southern? His speech pattern was uncommon. Quiet, then loud, quiet, then loud. He also enunciated his words differently.

What did words come out of? Thin, pink lips. That's what you were really focusing on, honed in by the way they twisted to form words.

And without thought, you find yourself hunching forward towards him. Percy cut himself off, looking at you with curiosity.

"What are you doing?" Percy asks, eyebrow quirking up.

"Sorry to cut you off cowboy, but. I got to say, you're looking mighty fine right now. Would you mind if I.." you trail off, your hands now resting on his shoulders.

"Thought you would've never asked." He says, blue eyes flicker to your lips and then back up to meet your gaze.

And just like that, your hand darts out and grabs ahold of his checkered bandana, pulling him in.

Your lips smash together, much to your liking, as much to his.

It was faster than you expected. Percy puts his hands on your waist, keeping you in place, not wanting you to move one bit. Your fingers curl around his bandana fully, pulling him flush with you.

He wasn't used to this much confidence in a person when it came to this. The independence melts from his body as he almost falls into you, becoming dependent on the touch you provide.

Your forehead knocks against his hat. One simple movement causes it to fall off, but he could care less about it.

Your other hand travels from his shoulder to his hip, resting on the leather of his belt.

And when you pull away, it almost has him gasping for air.

Percy would look at you with surprise scrawled over his face. Dumbfounded. He'd never been the one to not lead. It was different.

Percy welcomed the change.

[r1ddlessy]

tough love with percy dollarhyde

"can you believe he said that? it's something so ridiculous i wouldn't even expect you to say it!" he huffed and an ice-cold unreadable expression morphed on your face. his rant continued and he took no note of your silence as you folded the bedsheet calmly, proceeding to do the same with others. you folded his shirts while he furiously continued his tirade.

"don't you think he's just so unfair sometimes?" percy finally noticed your silence. however, you persisted. "darlin'?" the stoic expression on your face brought a shiver down his spine. "sweetheart, why are you giving me the cold shoulder?" he pouted. you remained unwavering, determined to finally teach him a lesson. you paid him no mind as you swept the floors of the house. finally, he grew weary of being relegated to the role of a puppy with an uninterested owner, following you around moping and he accepted what he had to do.

"darlin', i'm sorry i took my anger out on you." he mumbled, clearly embarassed at admitting his own shortcomings. you rewarded him heftily with the kind smile he'd been waiting to see.

"why don't you tell me what your father said, hm?" you took his hand and took him to the sofa gesturing for him to take seat. he sat beside you and you pulled him into your chest, carding your fingers through his thick hair. percy hummed contently before he sighed softly.

"he said i was being unreasonable by asking for the specifics of that, but he knows it involves me too!" you nodded understandingly and allowed him to explain the situation calmly to you.

"i think you should try talking to your father again, percy." you suggested gently and he nodded thoughtfully.

"you always have good advice for me, darlin' " he smiled softly and you giggled.

"i just need to cool you down, it's part of having you as my hot-headed husband." you teased and he chuckled.

"your hot-headed husband would appreciate if his cool-headed wife would fix this hungry cowboy dinner." his wide eyes looked into yours hopefully and you laughed.

"of course, honey i'll get started on that." you stood up to make dinner and percy called after you.

"you're the biggest blessing in my life, darlin'!"

"that's your stomach speaking, percy."