#perchalia yes

[spirit-of-beetlejuiceblues12]

Critters during THAT scene

[potatoesandsunshine]

i do like this idea so much i have to sit with my head in my hands about it sometimes. so that's a lot

[huge-fuckin-nerd]

9 people you would like to get to know better

I was tagged by @gaysessuale aaaaa thank you these are always so fun!

Three ships: okay so the current ones I can think of are Perchalia (Percy and Vex from critical role; vox machina specifically), Shadowgast (Caleb and Essek from critical role; but mighty nein this time), andddd Geraskier (is that the ship name? Idk, Geralt and Jaskier/Dandelion from the Witcher). I haven’t been consuming a tonnn of stuff recently so Witcher and crit role ayyyy

First ship: oh god what was my first ship??? It was probably Sokka and Suki from Avatar the last airbender? There was probably some like warrior cats ship I was into but I have blocked it from my mind lol

Last song: Clueless by UNWELL I think; either that or it was Marbles by The Amazing Devil. Could I check by opening Spotify? Yes but I’m being lazy

Last movie: I don’t watch many movies so probably Fractured? It wasn’t good lol, watched it on a whim and then was determined to finish it

Currently reading: I’m re-reading the Sawbones book!

Currently watching: in the middle of my rewatch of critical role EXU calamity because I like to suffer

Currently consuming: Dr Pepper & cream soda

Currently craving: I’ve been wanting snickerdoodle cookies like all day I cri

Uhhhh who to tag? I don’t think I have 9 people oops; Anyone can feel free to do this because my brain doesn’t wanna work for tagging people

[angelofdumpsterfires]

girl it’s midnight and i am crying over the silly dnd characters

[demigoddessqueens]

cause i’m your man

Got an anon ask a while back about poly perchalia smut so here this is

18+, smut

It was a quiet evening, one that was so rarely afforded but you enjoyed it. The Lord of Whitestone bound to the bed you all shared, and was he ever a sight right now. Beautiful. Wrecked. White hair tousled and mussed. Unabashedly writhing and begging for the touch from you and Vex. Every inch of his body marked with the love bites and hickeys you both generously marked him with.

You giggled lightly as you heard a small whimper from him. “Look at him, Vex. The Lord of Whitestone completely at our mercy,” you muttered. The half-elf tugged his head back as she smirked into the lustful kisses up the column of his neck, as you marked his taut stomach again, making him yelp. “All that whining, darling, just for us to ride you relentlessly.”

You straightened a bit as you ground your hips against his thigh. “Do you enjoy this, sweet Percival?”. You continued on as both you and Vex both reached between his legs, gripping at his twitching cock. “Yes—y-yess!! Let me-oh gods-fuck! Let me show—.” Vex stopped only for a moment to let the tortured man speak. “Do what, darling?” Swallowing the last of his resolve, Percy’s tone sent a heated shiver down to the knot building in your stomach. “Let me show you both my love.”

At that, you both untied him, and as he slowly got up, you and Vex were both laid upon the silken covers for the love he wanted to show you both. Legs both raised up his shoulders, both cock and fingers brought you and Vex waves of endless eupohoria. Walls clenching, kisses heated, legs quaking and wrapped around the latter when it was time, all while the bed creaked from your passions.

The night ended in a tangled mesh of limbs and lazy caresses as the three drifted off to sleep, not left wanting for the rest of the evening.

[critmasexchange]

Post Deadline Pinch Hits

PINCH HITS #1 - #3

We have three (3) Post Deadline Pinch Hits (and one writer extension). These are due by Noon EST on January 1st .

To claim, please message with which PH(s) you’d like and your AO3 name (comments are screen to preserve anonymity).

Crossposted to the Dreamwidth

For indefensibleselfindulgence

Request 1 

Art or Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Beauregard Lionett & Caleb Widogast

Details: Something exploring their (not)sibling relationship would be so good. Something like Beau helping Caleb through one of his panic attacks or Caleb helping Beau out with spells (either in a fight or just daily life). Empire Siblings are just extremely good and I'd love to see more of them being kind to each other in their own ways.

DNW: Character Bashing, Crack, A Romantic Relationship Between Them, Non-Canon Character Death.

Request 2 Art or Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Caleb Widogast/Caduceus Clay

Details: Caduceus taking emotional care of Caleb? Amazing, astonishing, would love to see more of Caduceus just pulling Caleb aside and checking in, is he chill, is he okay, do we all need to stop and take a break, are you doing what's best for you, all the hits all the classics. Can be purely platonic friend care could be completely nsfw, whatever you want. Feel free to backstory speculate for both of them.

DNW: Character Bashing, Crack, (if NSFW) Scat, Underage, Incest, Vore, Prolonged Suicide Mention, Explicitly Unhappy Ending

Request 3 Art or Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Fjord/Caduceus Clay

Details: Religious exploration please and thank you. Feel free to make it as weird as you want or as traditional as you want. It could be a ceremony or just Caduceus explaining how certain aspects of the faith work. Can be nsfw, can be purely conversational, whatever feels right in the moment.

DNW: Character Bashing, Crack, (if NSFW) Scat, Underage, Incest, Vore, Prolonged Suicide Mention, Explicitly Unhappy Ending

Request 4 Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Art or Fic Group: Jester Lavorre/Nott

Details: Nott The Best Detective Agency doing something cute together. Could be just them hanging out, shopping, painting, casual vandalism. Alternatively could be them trying to solve a case, either something serious in canon or something silly about one of the other Nien.

DNW: Character Bashing, Crack, Prolonged Suicide Mention, Explicitly Unhappy Ending

For nonbinarywithaknife (littleboxes)

Request 1 Art Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Fjord/Nott or Group: Caleb Widogast & Nott Rating: up to T

Request 2 Art or Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Beauregard Lionett/Nott/Caleb Widogast Rating: up to General Audiences

Request 3 Art Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Reanminere "Reani" (Critical Role)/Keg (Critical Role)

Request 4 Fic Fandom:cCritical Role Campaign Two   Group: Jester Lavorre & Marion Lavorre Rating: up to General Audiences

For NotusLethe

Request 1 Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign One   Group: Percival "Percy" Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III/Vax'ildan

Details: Listen, I'm Perchalia for life, but those Vax/Percy vibes don't quit and I wouldn't mind seeing where it goes. No incest, no Percy cheating on Vex. I don't mind AU (i.e. Percy and Vex never got together) but I prefer things to be canonverse. Percy gets dark, and I think Vax would be unable to resist it.

Request 2 Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Mollymauk Tealeaf/Caleb Widogast

Details: Canonverse, but otherwise I literally do not care. Anything. Everything. Sweet, bittersweet, angsty, fluffy I will eat all of it.

Request 3 Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Caleb Widogast/Caduceus Clay

Details: Canonverse, them mutually taking care of each other. Caleb needing Caduceus' steadiness and compassion; Caduceus needing Caleb's curiosity and - forgive the pun- fire.

Request 4 Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Group: Beauregard Lionett/Jester Lavorre

Details: Listen. Listen. This is the endgame I am shooting for. I love how these girls interact. They care about each other and support each other and it's beautiful to witness every damn time. Canonverse.

Request 5 Fic Fandom: Critical Role Campaign Two   Caleb Widogast

Details: I'm not proud of it, but god if the idea of Trent Ikithon manipulating Caleb in a sexually-charged way hasn't been lurking in my brain for ages. Everything about it is awful and everything about it hurts, and it all feels a little too real. Caleb with obvious honeypot training, how manipulative he is, the way Ikithon singled him out, treated him special, brainwashed him into believing he was better than everyone. The amount of gaslighting and terrible abuse is wretched and I want to see it so bad.

Caleb: I fell in love with someone, but - Beau: With another student? Caleb:................... yes. (I'M JUST SAYING)