#peraltiago quotes

[noine-noine]

Amy: I think I'm in love with Jake. Any thoughts? Rosa: And prayers. You're going to need them.

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Jake: do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Amy: ...you are a hazard to society

Rosa: and a coward. do twenty

[incorrect-multiverse]

Amy *Hugs Jake from behind*

Amy *smoothes Jake’s hair behind their ear*

Amy, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.

[dracosiwa]

yes peraltiago is so percabeth coded

because wdym jake’s mother was left by his father, amy craves academic validation and to be recognised by her parents just like her siblings, they love each other in the most genuine way possible and sarcasm is their love language??

if you told me brooklyn 99 was a percy jackson au i would believe you no questions asked.

[shattered-stars-lonely-hearts]

Boyle: Shh, here comes the Captain! Jake: Quick, Amy, talk about boring nerd stuff! Amy: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word 'nerd' derogatorily, it means you're the one that's out of the zeitgeist. Jake: Yes, that's perfect. Just like that.

[kaybedumb]

B99 incorrect quote

Rosa: Why is Holt rolling on the floor, laughing? And happened to Jake’s forehead?

Amy: *sighs* Jake was about to hit his head on the door frame, so I told him to duck and he quacked at me.

Amy: And then he hit his head.

Rosa: *cracks a smile* Nice

[nmolesofadrenaline]

[zer0brainc3lls]

Newtmas being peraltiago for so so many quotes (accept it’s just me dumping my fav headcanons):

Thomas: *GASP* “there’s a typo in this crossword puzzle!”

Newt: *staring at Thomas with the biggest heart eyes realising he wants to marry him*

(Newt loving Thomas being nerdy is my fav thing ever shut up)

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Thomas: *walking away*

Newt: *does the double tuck* (ifykyk) (I love long hair Newt guys)

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*Thomas (Amy) going around on a school computer for reasons I forget shush*

Newt: “that’s not Gally’s profile that’s mine!”

Thomas: “I just want a quick peak at your attendance record.. *voice drops* zero absences.. *gasp* ohhh mama… I’m printing this for later!”

Newt: “keep it in your pants Edison! 😒”

Thomas: “oh that’s exactly where it’s going. 🤭 ”

(Thomas LOVES when Newt does anything academic ever. Like he cannot get enough it’s a problem) (once again my Nerd!Thomas headcanon is shining through)

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*Thomas going to open a letter Newt refuses to open*

Newt: “NO.” *grabs Thomas by the wrist and pulls his arm in a weird position*

Thomas: *face scrunched in pain* “do it harder.”

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Thomas: “im not just some faucet you can turn on and off! You gotta romance me-“

Newt: *takes his hair out and unbuttons his top button*

Thomas: “faucets on.”

(Thomas loving Longhair!Newt with his hair out is canon in my heart.)

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*after Newt proposes to Thomas, Chuck walks in*

Chuck: “hey jerkos! This little tramp escaped and..” *sees ring* “did you just…” *points to Newt*

Newt: “mhm!”

Chuck: *points to Thomas* and did you say..

Thomas: “mhm!” *shows ring*

Chuck: *worlds biggest smile on his face and attempts to speak before passing out*

(CHUCK ROUTING FOR NEWTMAS IF HE LIVED IS REAL TO ME OK.) (I had no clue who to make Boyle and I almost did Frypan but then it hit me. Jake and Boyle are literally Thomas and Chuck I cannot be convinced otherwise)

[noine-noine]

Amy: We're going out in public, I expect you to be on your best behavior. Jake, to Mac: Yeah, listen to your mother. Amy: I was talking to you.

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

Rosa: what's a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Amy: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

Jake: smad

[di0rit3]

Amy: why are you following me?

Jake: because we’re dating now

Amy: okay... but what about Charles?

Jake: we’re a package deal

Charles: buy one idiot, get one free

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Maverick: You're gonna ace this test.

Iceman: You just think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.

Maverick: I disagree. If anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?

Iceman: That was big. I was really proud of you.

[pigeongue]

LOVE THEM SMMMM !!!!!! i’m so nostalgic of my old self discovering brooklyn 99 for the first time 🥲

i’m taking commissions btw!

[specklelouis]

[lissxndry]

[maraudersarecanon]

I’m very late I know, but I’ve recently started watching Brooklyn 99 and I don’t think I had fully appreciated how much memes came from this show like I’m literally flabbergasted every single time when I see one like what do you mean Jake and Amy said it before Percy and Annabeth?