#pepe-theflowergirl

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Mel is really nice to everybody, I don't think she's boring. Plus if Ben likes her, then everything is okay, right?

Mel? Yeah, she's another one who wants in on Ben's dick. Girl, love sucks, it sucks when it's over and it sucks for gossip bloggers all over the world.

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How so?

Ben was a whore, yeah? So this boring ass bitch comes along calling him Benny and taming him. Cute? Check again, this isn't a teen movie.

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I don't have feelings for him or anything. He's just my best friend.

Whatever you say, doll. Go tell his chick that.

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I.. What, no.

You can't keep secrets from us, darling.

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Well, we talk a lot, that's what best friends do.

Best friends fuck too, just so you know.

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He's like my best friend, you see?

What I see is you all over him.

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Work, hmm, secrets, hmmmmm, love those, you got anything new?

Yeah, like, your friendship with Ben is shady as fuck.