#people had hyped up tangerine and lemon but they were so boring
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As a fan of fun action films I got recommended Bullet Train a LOT and I finally watched it...
The only time I laughed was when the girl got isekai'd by that truck 😭
#incredibly unfun. dragged on for 2 hours. boring cramped fight scenes cos train. the silent car fight should have been total silence#didn't make sense that no one on the train noticed all the fights and broken glass and blood and OPENLY CARRIED PISTOLS IN JAPAN#whole film weirdly poked fun at Japan? there were 2 ARENT BIDETS CRAZY?? jokes and the mascot sucked#people had hyped up tangerine and lemon but they were so boring#people kept calling prince (?) kid and child and I was like that is a full grown adult woman#Brad Pitt was bland and unfunny#they derail a whole 2 bullet trains and there's like 0 impact#feel like I wasted 2 hours#was really hoping for better?
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