#people forget he’s the tallest & biggest in the group just bc he’s so sweet haha

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Matt’s face & personality: 🥰❤️🥺🌸

Matt’s body & height: 😤👊🏾🤬💪🏾

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Send ‘✩’ for the following:

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? hayden for sureWho threatens to leave but never actually does? michael bc he’s a lil bitchWho actually keeps their word and leaves? hayden bc he’s a bitchWho trashes the house? probably hayden tbhDo either of them get physical? yeah, but hayden in a more ‘i could kill u’ way>How often do they argue/disagree? ALL the fucking timeWho is the first to apologise? hayden doesn’t apologize so?

Sex: (trigger heavy. tread with caution.)

Who is on top? definitely haydenWho is on the bottom? michaelWho has the strangest desires? hayden for sureAny kinks? idk about michael, but hayden has all of the following (from this list though not all are /extreme/ turn ons): baths, showers, sex in public places, love of pain, fantasizing about someone other than one’s partner, blindfolds, shorter partners, defiling a partner, humiliation of partner, seeing their partner cry, clothed partners, lust murder, frotteurism, blood, blood play, committing acts considered sinful, people who have committed crimes, sexual arousal from the limiting or withholding of oxygen, stealing, domination, BSDM, punishment, being loud, biting, sex with virgins, hate sex, temperature play, pyrophilia, sadism, obscene phone calls, marking one’s own body, teasing, tranformation fetish, group sex, restraints/bondage/etc, watching others have sex, strangers, knife play, gun playWho’s dominant in bed? hayden tbhIs head ever in the equation? possibly. not often?If so, who is better at performing it? probs hayden?Ever had sex in public? not togetherWho moans the most? probably hayden tbhWho leaves the most marks? HAYDENWho screams the loudest? michael bc hayden’s a dickWho is the more experienced of the two? i’d assume haydenDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? fuck.Rough or soft? haha rough.How long do they usually last? probably awhile unless hayden’s super hornyIs protection used? if michael forces hayden toDoes it ever get boring? doubtfulWhere is the strangest place they’d have sex? THEY HAVEN’T YET SO

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?  hayden almost had a kid alreadyIf so, how many children do your muses want/have?hayden wouldn’t let michael have a kid probably ‘ however, if they did:Who is the favorite parent?michaelWho is the authoritative parent?haydenWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?michaelWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?michaelWho turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?michaelWho goes to parent teacher interviews?michaelWho changes the diapers?definitely not haydenWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? again, not haydenWho spends the most time with the children?def michaelWho packs their lunch boxes?lowkey haydenWho gives their children ‘the talk’?probs haydenWho cleans up after the kids?michael bc he’s WEAKWho worries the most?both of them honestlyWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?H A Y D E N

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? michael probsWho is the little spoon?lol michael cause he’s an infantWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?hayden bc he’s a monsterWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? h a y d e nHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?like 10 minutes maxWho gives the most kisses?*stares at michael*What is their favourite non-sexual activity?fighting ( jk probably watching movies )Where is their favourite place to cuddle? the couchWho is more likely to playfully grope the other? HAYDENHow often do they get time to themselves?daily tbh

Sleeping:

Who snores? neither???If both do, who snores the loudest?n/aDo they share a bed or sleep separately?normally separatelyIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?michael tries to cozy up but hayden’s a dickweedWho talks in their sleep?haydenWhat do they wear to bed? boxers and t-shirts (though hayden probably wears nothing from time to time )Are either of your muses insomniacs?i think they both areCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside?yeDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? tbh, limbs probably get connected at some pointWho wakes up with bed hair?BOTHWho wakes up first?michael bc he likes to runWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other?michael would be the nice one.What is their favourite sleeping position?probably curled up or some shitWho hogs the sheets?h a y d e nDo they set an alarm each night?hayden definitely doesn’tCan a television be found in their bedroom?nahWho has nightmares?haydenWho has ridiculous dreams?michaelWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? HONESTLY PROBABLY MICHAELWho makes the bed? neither of themWhat time is bed time? like 1amAny routines/rituals before bed? nah?Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?hayden for sure

Work:

Who is the busiest? haydenWho rakes in the highest income?haydenAre any of your muses unemployed?michael isWho takes the most sick days?haydeni guess?Who is more likely to turn up late to work?neitherWho sucks up to their boss? neitherWhat are their jobs?hayden steals and sells organs on the blackmarket and is a professional thiefWho stresses the most?michael about haydenDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?hayden is 50/50 on it depending on like who employed him and stuffAre your muses financially stable?technically

Home:

Who does the washing? michaelWho takes out the trash?michaelWho does the ironing?michaelWho does the cooking? hayden tbhWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? WELL.Who is messier?haydenWho leaves the toilet roll empty?haydenWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?both tbhWho forgets to flush the toilet? neitherWho is the prankster around the house?Who is the prankster around the house? hayden’s too grumpy so probs michaelWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?probably michael since hayden doesn’t have car keysWho mows the lawn? hayden tbhWho answers the telephone? probs haydenincase its a jobWho does the vacuuming? michael while singing obnoxiously loudWho does the groceries? haydenWho takes the longest to shower?PROBABLY HAYDEN GETTING ALL THAT BLOOD OFFWho spends the most time in the bathroom?probs michael

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? nah. not between the both of themHow many cars do they own?oneDo they own their home or do they rent? michael lives with his parents & hayden owns a shitty placeDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? it’s deadassinbetweenDo they live in the city or in the country?city/suburbDo they enjoy their surroundings?michael might. hayden doesn’tWhat’s their song?panic lift - temptressWhat do they do when they’re away from each other?live their lives???? michael does sports. hayden is an asshole and kills people.Where did they first meet?the park or street or something????How did they first meet?michael wouldn’t leave hayden alone about being beat up and bloodyWho spends the most money when out shopping?probably michael bc he’s an infantWho’s more likely to flash their assets? DEF HAYDENWho finds it amusing when the other trips over?haydenAny mental issues? hella.Who’s terrified of bugs?hahahahprobshaydenWho kills the spiders around the house? hahaha not haydenTheir favourite place? literally anywhere outsideWho pays the bills?HAYDENDo they have any fears for their future?tbh hayden killing michael or michael leaving hayden are the biggest things they’ve gotta worry aboutWho’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?hayden if he liked being niceWho uses up all of the hot water?tbh they are both awful about thatWho’s the tallest?UM HAYDEN BARELYWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?tbh probably haydenWho wanders around in their underwear? haydenWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?michaelWhat do they tease each other about? their ATTITUDESWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? neither of them honestlyDo they have mutual friends?absolutely notWho crushed first?technically haydenAny alcohol or substance related problems?hayden has alcohol and drug problemsWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? definitely haydenWho swears the most?hayden for SURE