#people do tholme as a good parental figure all the time I think the rest should bully Qui too

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I just think it would be a cool AU if Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon had a relatively normal apprenticeship because Tahl, Clee, Adi Gallia, Bin Ibes and Tholme all formed a ‘bully Qui-Gon till he’s a normal person and treats his kid good’ group and accidentally sped up Qui-Gon’s parental feelings (yes, while I hate Jedi Apprentice Qui with a burning passion, that doesn’t change the fact that he canonically gets so attached to Obi that he legit gets ‘my baby is growing up and will leave the nest one day’ feelings more than 5 years before he died lol okay he was Helicopter Daddy for a while there it was funny) and now they have to deal with Qui-Gon dropping Obi-Wan off (Qui-Gon taking liberties as a master to make his child stay home on particularly dangerous missions AU??? Delicious) at another master’s apartment (usually one of the bullying group, occasionally a very annoyed Mace because I think inflicting Obi-Wan on him is so funny okay, three times it was Yoda and Qui-Gon decided never again when he found his kid licking a random frog one day he needed to cut that shit down fast oooooof) with a care packet (including footie pajamas cause Obi-Wan gets cold and sometimes kicks off his blankies but mostly cute, as well as his sleepy time meds in case kiddo isn’t going to bed, and also a leaflet about what not to do when Obi-Wan is sleepwalking with his eyes fully black and things are floating around him like a hungry planet looking for it’s next victim, cute things like that) and for one Obi-Wan is properly taken care of.

Also Qui-Gon would def do weed with his kid and tbh I think that would be canon too (leaves are a part of the living force 😌) but mainly I think Qui-Gon would look at his tiny 19 year old baby antichrist and go ‘hmmm… like catnip for humans’ and gives him a fat joint kk thanks byyyyyye