#penny was looking at bee movie memes

[infinityonhighvevo]

(I don't know if I'm doing this right but) Could you do a snowbaz high school band au? I love your writing so much >.

this isn’t exactly what I was asking for but this prompt is TOO GOOD to pass up I have been a Band Kid for 5 years I am Fully Qualified

a normal!snowbaz hs band au

genre: fluff!

warnings: i mean, davy is mentioned like once and it’s implied he’s a piece of shit, there’s also swearing? but that’s really it this was a clean fic

words: 1k! they’re getting longer!

hope u enjoy! (as per usual, it’s under a cut)

Simon

I hate the orchestra pricks. They think they’re better thanall of the band kids.

More importantly, I hate Baz Pitch, who’s first chair violinand acts like he’s above everyone.Who, for some reason is sitting in theband room playing clarinet.

“Don’t you play violin? Why do youhave a clarinet?” I ask, not only because I’m annoyed with how goddamn perfecthe has to be, but also because I genuinely want to know what the hell he’sdoing here.

“A person can play more than oneinstrument, Snow,” he sneers back, then turns to his piece and continuesplaying.

My jaw practically hits the floor.

He’s amazing. 

Baz

I wish Snow wasn’t here to gawk at me while I practice myaudition piece. It’s quite disconcerting, the way his eyes pop and how he looksgenuinely shocked at how I can play.

It’s even more disconcerting how beautiful he looks and howmuch I want to blush because Simonfucking Snow is watching me play clarinet and thinks I sound good and what isthis witchcraft he hates me what if he’s here to make fun of me what do I do then.

I continue down the page, ignoring him.

Soon I’m too wrapped up in the piece to notice he’s there.

But not too wrapped up to see him leave.

Why did he leave?

Simon

I feel like I’m invading on something private. His piece isat least four pages long, which gives me enough time to quietly slip out whilehe’s playing and hide in the bathroom.

I have to catch my breath because, holy shit that was breathtaking.

He even looked gorgeous playing it.

It’s pretty hard to look even half-decent playing saxophone.(Impossible, according to Agatha, my girlfriend.)(Ex-girlfriend. I still haveto get used to that.)

The only reason I still play saxophone is so that I can geta scholarship to college and get out of here.

My father wants me to stay here, and that’s probably whereI’ll end up. But if I can play jazz music and entertain the fact that maybe oneday he won’t be able to control me, I’ll get through high school.

The bell rings, and I walk out of the bathroom and go tomeet up with Penny for lunch.

“Pen, I swear, it was the prettiest thing I’ve ever heard,”I tell her once she’s gotten her lunch and sat down.

“Okay, Simon,” she says, ignoring me and checking somethingon her phone.  She always gets like thiswhen I talk about Baz. She says I “talk too much” about him but really, Ithought he stalked me! I see him everywhere, and it always looks like he’s justlooked away from me, like he’s been staring at me but doesn’t want to getcaught.

“If he didn’t drive me nuts and wasn’t a creepy stalkerI’d-”

“Simon,” Penny says, exasperated, “if you’re going to wax onabout your hate for Baz I don’t want to hear it.”

We both fall into silence. Penelope, who’s probably lookingat memes (I swear, she’s obsessed) snorts at something and then turns her phoneoff.

“How’s Agatha?” she asks.

Way to be blunt, Penny.

“I don’t know. Her girls have surrounded her, I can’t evengo near her or apologize.”

Penelope shrugs. “I’ll tell her to knock it off later.”

“You don’t have to. She can do whatever.”

“You aren’t going to run back to her?”

“I don’t think so.”

Penny looks impressed, and also like she’s about to give aspeech, but then the bell rings and both of us are sent in opposite directionsto rush to last period.

I have math, which is alright. I can understand math,there’s always one answer and you never have to fish around for somethingdeeper. And everything makes sense; there are no maybes.

But today, I can’t concentrate.

Baz sits next to me in math.

He’s doodled all overhis notes. When I look over, I see that they’re other types of notes. He has awhole song written in the margins of his math binder.

The bell rings, and everyone is rushing to get their stuffaway and head home. Baz is no exception; he’s the first one out of the class.

“Baz,” I call after him, “Baz!”

He turns, looking startled for a second, and then he regainshis composure.

“What do you want, Snow?” I’ve barely ever heard him speak,but he sounds bored… and a little bit scared? Why is he scared?

“I just- your- ah fuck, your solo this morning soundedreally nice,” I stammer. Why can’t I talk normally?

“Thanks,” he says, his face impassive.

Baz

“I have a practice room booked for today, d’you…maybewanna…play with me? There’s a piece that I’ve been looking for a clarinetistfor but everyone here is kind of shit,” Snow says in a rush. He either stuttersor talks too much, the goddamn beautiful mess.

“Sure,” I hear myself say. I sound bored. Good.

Ten minutes later, I kind of regret my decision. Simon has not shut up for the entire walk downto the practice rooms. But then again, it isn’t every day that I can actuallyhave Simon fucking Snow babble on to me.

When we finally get in the room Simon pulls out the pieceand asks, “How good are you with sight reading?”

I look at the piece. Doesn’tlook too difficult. “I can manage.”

“Alright, cool.”

We start playing, and it sounds beautiful.

I have never heard classical music that sounded good on analto saxophone until now.

There’s a part in the piece where he has a solo, and I getto watch him play. His face is so open and full. Simon Snow walks like a ghostaround this school, and I am seeing what he looks like when he’s alive. Andhe’s so alive.

I want to kiss him. (God, does he know that’s why I used tostare at him all the time?  Because he’sgold and light and beauty and I want to kiss him so badly.)

He stops his solo suddenly, looking self-conscious and confused.“What? Did I fuck it up?”

It takes me a second to find my voice and try to rid my faceof emotion. “No. No, that was-” I trail off.

He smiles and looks at his feet, and I can see a mole on theback of his neck, next to a faded scar. I want to trace my hands over it andtell him he’s beautiful. I want.

And then Snow’s lips are on mine and there is nothing else Icould want.

[greenteabtch]

Get to Know Me Meme- What Makes You Happy?

AHH I lost who tagged me but I’m pretty certain it was @isalavhenan! Thank you for thinking of me these are super fun <3

Rules: List 15 things that make you happy, then tag 10 more people (no order!)

Straight up off the bat my mutuals because they ya’ll give me SUCH a laugh and are always teaching me something new, clawing me further and further into this fandom hahaha. And you’re all enabling my clown behavior. 

Drawing!! Even though I have negative one million patience and just churn stuff out at random hours it’s so much fun to have that initial burst of creativity and just rush to create. Also just saving copious amounts of people’s art work for inspiration, like if I’ve reblogged from you your art is probably in my camera roll.

Finding things that fit my niche. Like gorgeously crafted tarot cards, devilish looking cats, cute clothes that have symbols I relate to like bees and dragons. Individualist type of stuff. also bears

Astrology and personality quizzes, because I love finding out about EVERYONE and myself because humans are so unique and dynamic to me I just want to know every little part of them even if I can’t.

Nothing satisfies me more than a freshly made bed. And I’m terrible at it because I have soo many layers so it’s really a treat.

Making jokes and coming up with weird and hilarious stuff like @otheliame and I’s conversation about using blood magic to increase dong size.

Finding random stuff in the back of the closet or garage like a penny board and just takin that bad boy for a SPIN! 

Coffee, coffee, more coffee. It’s so good, so good, so good. At the height of my addiction (when I was a temp at an office) I was consuming at least 8 cups throughout the day. And yeah ok it’s bad for me and none of you should do it but also it was freaking AMAZINGGGG

Mysteries, murder, detectives, oh my! I’ll never get tired of Bones, I relate too much to her character and appreciate her dedication to learning. What a dream!

Scary movies. What’s a sleepover without a little demonic sacrifice? Also, Ghost Adventures is a guilty pleasure because I think they get good stuff, even if I think it’s too monotheistic in their approach and obviously biased and not based in fact. Ok it’s fun i guess.

Eyeliner. it’s been my brand since sophomore year, and girl.... my wings.... woosh. When I get done up... wow. it’s a ... MOMENT.

Telling people I love them. There’s something extremely profound about just saying I love you to people. So much joy and happiness is derived from a shared moment of mutual affection, when two separate people bare themselves and say you are cared for in the most powerful way. Wow.

On that note, my boyfriend, he’s such a goofball like Alistair in real life. I love him so much and he always lifts me up everyday, and I appreciate him for being independent and confident enough to encourage me to pursue all my passions.

Making memes. I’m a meme maker, a connoisseur. I’m the back alley chef of memes who shoves five pounds into your coat and tells you to break left. The fool born of a line of court jesters beheaded and drowned for being too damn funny.

Did you make it this far? I love you. Fine, lastly, boba and sushi, because if I had to live a life without them I might fuck around and end it all. I went to Chicago for tour once and my classmates and I were freaking out because there wasn’t any boba so we found ONE place and it was powdery and terrible. Same story but like the Phillippines with my boyfriend and sushi. sigh.

NICE!!! I don’t know who has and hasn’t been tagged yet so I’m gonna tag  right now and feel free to ignore me as per usual @darkspawntaxcollectors @otheliame @dragonagetrash @noire-pandora @lyrium-lovesong @windy-dream

ok now i’m shy

[culebratia]

Hello, dear. Thank you for answering my last ask, it was superb. I would like to reauest anither, if i may? How about the look-see, freddy, and ghostface (stu or billy or both) with a S/O who loves to annoy them with silly puns and meme references. I think it would be very funny, and with your talent it WILL be very funny. Thank you, hun. Bless your heart

Bless your heart also you beautiful human being 💖

STU MACHER

* he’ll love you for it! Stu has a thing for weird and surreal humour, stuff which most of his friends aren’t really into, so the fact that you’re into it too fucking seals the deal. You’re his dream girl.

* sometimes you both’ll start bets on class such as “how long will it take for Billy to blow” or “how many dirty jokes can your teacher understand”. It’ll usually either end with getting sent to the principal’s office without getting beaten up, or getting sent to the principal’s office after getting beaten up. The latter most plausible.

* at times, Stu will just send you random videos at like three o’clock in the morning, and while you would complain about it with other people, you just can’t be mad at this baby-faced man child. Look at him! He’s too sweet.

* “HEY BABE! LOOK AT THIS COOL MEME! ISN’T IT FUNNY?! HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN DON’T SCREAM AT YOU FROM ACROSS THE STREET? ISN’T THIS ANOTHER WAY OF COMMUNICATION?!”

FREDDY KRUEGER

* he doesn’t get the appeal to it all, but he’ll try and understand to get ‘in with the cool kids’. He’ll remember every reference and joke you’ll do for later use, even copying some trendy things he’s seen other people do over the years, and will try to impress you later on.

* you’re not impressed. You don’t want him to do it again. While you did think it was funny at first to watch a burned chicken nugget dab on them haters and quote random lines from the bee movie, now you just want to die from the many times he’s repeated it. Bad idea.

* he would only really get annoyed at your jokester personality if he was in a bad mood or if he lost a potential victim. But after a while, you’ve learnt to back away from him when he’s like that, it’s for the best honestly.

* “Hey doll, look at this! I’m hip with this kids now, haha! Wait, what do you mean I’m ‘not meant to eat tide pods’?”

THE LOOK-SEE

* he barely understands basic English, let alone the surreal shit you speak of nowadays. You’re going to have to dumb it down for him if you want him to understand why you keep talking about Obunga, because he honestly doesn’t know where all of this is coming from.

* sometimes when he’s finished his jobs, he’ll search through his victims house and will take back something he think you’ll like based on all of the things you’ve spoken about. So far, you have a ripped Knuckles plush, a jar of old pennies, and a hella lot of milk.. I think most of the memes are obvious. And while you don’t necessarily have a need for most of these things, especially the off milk, you don’t have the heart to throw them away.

* he gets upset that he’s unable to understand your enjoyment in these strange human subjects. He knows he likes eating, he likes toying with other humans, he likes your affection, but yet he doesn’t understand why you like things different to him. Are his preferences strange to you? Your preferences are strange to him.

* “*confused clicking noises*”

[uhhailey]

Things I’ve Heard High Schoolers Say

I graduated!!! So have the list of things I’ve overheard at school!

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- "I stopped using anal beads... (muffled conversation)"

- "Why would you even kill a prostitute in the first place?"

- One bro to his bro friend "dude stop sucking dicks"

- "What did we do in math?" "Smoke weed."

- "He doesn't eat paper anymore it doesn't taste good."

- "You look like a lesbian." "What does a lesbian look like?" "You."

- "You look like an old math teacher."

- "Have you ever sent noodles?"

- "Thanks mom."

- "Do you like tacos or hotdogs?"

- "Do you think i'd memorize it if I ate the paper?"

- "What's up my dick-sucking whore?" *sucking noise*

- "Forgive me heavenly father, for I have sinned." "Why?" "I wrote 1,555 words of smut last night." "Oh."

- "He eats his poop!"

- "Fidget and chill"

- "Oh I thought that was a duck but it was really a rock."

- "You can always shower but you can't shower when you're dead."

- "I thought it was a chicken but it was just a fire hydrant."

- "Don't touch me I don't want your diseases."

- "Is that arm dead? No it's alive."

- "Just want to make sure, tacos and burritos are already in Spanish right?"

- "People are like sandwiches." “Elaborate?” “No.”

- "All I drink is nuts."

- *in Snape's voice* "Comó te llamas, Potter?"

- "I don't trust anyone who kicks bread."

- "Remind me to kill myself in ten minutes."

- "Wait, are Italian people white?!" "Yes." "Oh."

- "Don't call me bro I'm not your brother."

- "I love the Nintendo Gods™"

- "You look so good - eat my ass"

- Listening to the "Be More Chill" soundtrack: "I hate country music"

- "You're gonna become a professional guitar? Let me know how that goes."

- "It looks like Saturday today!"

- "Hey there, malignant tumor."

- *the bell is ringing* “Is the bell ringing?”

- *gives a penny i found to my friend” “Thanks, now I can finally buy my yacht.”

- “You guys know how to make cake? I once boiled an egg and it exploded.”

- “What does the V stand for” “Vasectomy.”

- “The clitoris is not located on the leg.”

- “What’s up bro?” “Not my grades”

- “He has a butt. I ate the butt.”

- “I went to an ocean once.”

- “Can I borrow your eyes for a second?”

- “Mine hasn’t eaten a cat yet.”

- “I will slap you with a taco.”

- “It’s report card night today!” “Who is Japartard?”

- “So I was eating mini oreos in the bathtub...”

- “I finally figured out how to do that Poptropica mission thing.”

- “Do blind people use echolocation?”

- “THANOS DEMANDS YOUR FUCKING SILENCE!”

- “Thanos can suck my ass.”

- “King-Fucking-Julien making an appearance on Instagram! Ugh, daddy.”

- “In the Bee Movie, did the lady fall in love with the bee?” “Yeah, that’s the whole premise of the movie.”

- “What if there was an inverse sandwich? Like... the bread is on the inside and the ham is on the outside?”

- “Elon Musk is my dad.”

- “Is anyone Catholic in here?” “No I’m Chinese.”

- “There’s a baby over there!” (multiple gasps of excitement) “With the lady pushing the baby cart!”

- “Whale sharks are thicc.”

- “The luxurious key of B flat”

- “This is my son, Stove.”

- “My blueberry ran away.”

- “People in the LGBT community we’re generally associated with Communists.” “Well, guess I’m a Communist.”

- “Spoons are just bowls on sticks.” “Holy shit.”

- “Abe Lincoln or Babe Lincoln?”

- “Tomorrow is Meme Day so if you don’t dress up you’ll fail all your classes.”

- “If you made a documentary about dogs would you call it a dogumentary?”

- “I smell bullshit.” “I smell ass.”

- “How do you break an avocado??”

- “Look at this nice twig.” “That’s a nice-ass twig.”

- A magician pulled out 3 cups. My friend immediately said: “Shots!”

- “Never have I ever bullied someone.” “Does myself count?”

- “We were dissecting cats and the teacher literally started playing that ASPCA commercial.”

- *Puts a pillbug upright* “That’s my act of kindness for the day I’m done”

- “No shut up I’m not going vegan for you”

- “It’s gonna let all liquidy bro!”

- “Vegans say nuts have protein to make themselves feel good.”

- “Do you remember the vine where the guy throws the tater tot at the guy’s butthole?”

- “One of my tastebuds is falling off.”

- “My blood pressure could not be any higher.”

- “Who the fuck takes a bite out of an onion?”

- “Be a detective so you can win the detective competition.”

- “Why does this store sell so many weapons?” “These are Harry Potter wands.”

- “I dropped my wallet on the floor of the Disney store and it was covered in glitter when I picked it up.”

- “They’re in between middle-aged and old.”

- “You see the sign that says yeet? Yeah, right above that”

- “Danger! Danger! Nick Jonas!”

- *while driving* “This guy is so close to me right now and if I suddenly stop he’s going right up my butt and I don’t think we’ve reached that level of a relationship yet.”

- “Is Caillou asian?”

- “That bird is Jesus.”

- “I peed on his neck.”

- “Boba Fett is gay, there is canonical proof.”

- “Dua Loopa ‘round this dick”

- “Horses have the fattest quads”

- “What’s America’s penis?”

- “You should have a superpower where you can place trash cans wherever you want. You’d be called White Trash!!”

- “Jesus, that car just farted!!”

- “What’s the purpose of eyebrows?”

- “What are you good at?” “Breathing. Wait, just kidding, I have asthma”

- “I will strip for you”

- “Oh, so you’re from one of those square states, huh?”

- “This weather makes me want to kill myself” “All weather makes me want to kill myself”

- “Ants can’t get to the second floor! Ants don’t know how to use stairs!”

- “Yo bro you have ADHD?” “Yeah bro join the club” “Where can I sign up?” “It’s not an actual club dumbass.”

A bunch of 5th graders are outside the window:

- “[Teacher’s Name] you’ll scare them. Show them a math problem” “They look so happy and full of life. I wonder what that’s like.”

- “Do you follow wherever your dick goes?” “It’s not a compass!!!”

- “California is not furry central!!”

- “I’m afraid of those.” “Whisks?” “No, tongue rings.”

- “Hail is just mean snow.”

- “I think it’s Mardi Gras.” “I’ve never heard of that. Is it a white holiday?”

- “This school is on AIDS.” “I don’t think you can be on AIDS.”

- “Do they have any animals in Europe?”

- “Do any of you want to donate blood?” “I don’t want anybody to have my blood. I worked hard for it!”

- *angrily* “You’ve played patty cake every day for the last week for 20 minutes!!”

- “Big boobs aren’t the only thing that is good, all things are good.”

- “You got herps?”

- “I’m so done with high school.” “Why?” “Some guy right in front of me just threw up!!”

- “They’re taking my teeth!!!!”

- “Oh, it’s egg!”

- *guy opens a tampon* “It’s a popsicle!!!”

- “I’m so good at this game. No matter how hard I try I can never fai- oop never mind I failed.”

- “Okay so, Yee.”

- “I need to put a sticker on my camera for, like, hackers, but I’m lonely”

- *at a trampoline* “Wait omg!! I’m going to lay face down and you can jump so I can fly into the air!!!” “Yeah!!! That’ll be fun!!!” .. “shit my nose is bleeding”

- “I’m going to try to avoid contracting tapeworm in the Denny’s parking lot”

- “Does size matter in hand modeling?”

[missmuffin221]

Ask Meme Thingy

I got tagged by @lamppostlicking, thank you and hello btw

1: Are you named after someone? My mum watched a movie about Napoleon and here I am. Well, not Napoleon :D 2: When was the last time you cried? I am not that much of a crying person. I do a lot of breathing and swallow it all down one 3: Do you like your handwriting? Occasionally. Certain paper and certain pens work in my favour in this department 4: What is your favourite lunch meat? Veggie, so I say POTATO! 5: Do you have kids?  no 6: If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Would I be the same person as now, or would I be a different character and stuff? I honestly don’t know but I can imagine the fight over who has to pets whose hair now :D 7: Do you use sarcasm? yeah 8: Do you still have your tonsils? yes 9: Would you bungee jump? I don’t think so. Heights...me..no 10: What is your favourite kind of cereal? rice flakes with a bit honey 11: Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope. I wiggle out of them...I know....I know...  12: Do you think you’re a strong person? Strong? More Steady I would say. 13: What is your favourite ice cream? Ever, ever? Cinnamon! 14: What is the first thing you notice about people? Features. Like excellent lip bow or a kind look or a naughty laugh. 15: What is the least favorite physical thing you like about yourself? the whole middle section 16: What colour pants and shoes are you wearing now? bare feet and pyjama pants. 17: What are you listening to right now? Yves Klein Blue 18: If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? a deep and dark shade of green  19: Favourite smell? fresh linen, cinnamon, tea and things with mint in it. 20: Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone? my granny 21: Favourite sport to watch? I like to watch  athletics and figure skating 22: Hair colour? caramel brownish 23: Eye colour? brown-green-ish 24: Do you wear contacts? No, I wear glasses. 25: Favourite food to eat? Potatoes. 26: Scary movies or comedy? Scary movie! 27: Last movie you watched?  My Beautiful Laundrette with @isitandwonder 28: What colour of shirt are you wearing? black 29: Summer or winter? Winter. 30: Hugs or kisses? Kisses 31: What book are you currently reading? I am still reading the wonderful A Murmuring of bees�� 32: Who do you miss right now? 33: What is on your mouse pad? I don’t have one. 34: What is the last TV program you watched? Penny Dreadful on the train yesterday 35: What is the best sound? the content my dog does when he settles down for a nap 36: Rolling stones or The Beatles? The Beatles 37: What is the furthest you have ever travelled? Krakow, Poland  38: Do you have a special talent? I am extremely good a blowing raspberries and people's body parts 39: Where were you born? Germany

:D

I tag (If you like to do this): @benedictgingerbatch00 @mylastvow @odamakilock @froofie @ellipsicalelle @morgendaemmerung89 @wssh-watson and @61below

[randomnessandfandoms]

All of the ask meme memes!!!

Oh ChristI’m just gonna copy and paste all them so I don’t have to keep looking back and forth to see the questions. My answers will be bolded.

From Here: http://randomnessandfandoms.tumblr.com/post/156740404709/ask-meme-except-the-prompts-are-actual-memes

p: All Your Base: How long have you been on the internet?Like 9 years maybe? I don’t even know it’s been a long time lol

Bad Luck Brian: Have you ever had a string of ridiculously bad luck?Yeah I think for a day or so…

Bee Movie: What’s your weirdest ship?I don’t know if it’s super weird but Dramione (Draco x Hermione from Harry Potter) or Shenny (Penny x Sheldon from Big Bang Theory)

Bird school, which is for birds: What’s your favorite class you’ve ever taken in school?Ancient Civilization. I took it in 5th grade. It’s where I learned about like Greek Mythology and helped me really get into it!

Crave that mineral: Do you ever get weird cravings for certain foods?Not really! Sometimes I just want like pasta or chocolate but those are my favorite things so lol

Denny’s: What do you do when you just can’t sleep?Get up and play on the computer bc heck my life

Doge: Do you like animals, as a rule?I love ALL animals.

dril: How do you deal with people who hate you?Ignore them the best I can.

gun: How do you usually solve problems?I take my time to figure out the situation

he scream at own ass: What makes you want to scream?People who don’t follow certain rules - especially at school.

I AM FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM [X]: Have you ever gotten kicked out of an establishment?No

Let Pearl Say Fuck: What’s your favorite swear word?Bitch, because I usually say it to my friends when we’re joking around.

Loss.jpg: Are you a good storyteller?Well I sure as hell hope so since I’m going to be majoring in Creative Writing!

Me, an intellectual: Do you think you’re smart?Well yeah I guess. My unweighted GPA last I checked was 3.71, and weighted it’s 4.63 (no joke). I also got accepted into all 9 colleges I applied to so ^^“

Moon Moon: Do you ever feel like an outcast in your social group?Yes definitely.

My Immortal: How would you describe your usual fashion sense?Casual, nerdy, usually t-shirts with some sort of fandom-based design and shorts and flip flops but if it’s chilly I love wearing jeans and boots!

Peasants: What part of your past are you most ashamed of?Some of the friends I made that I’m no longer friends with, and also how cringy I was (and probably still am).

Pepe The Frog: What’s something you find oddly satisfying?I don’t know c:

Rickrolling: Do you enjoy playing pranks?Not particularly.

Shrek: Do you view yourself as being a complex, multilayered person?I think I am, yes.

Snake people, or sneople: What are your thoughts on the government?I mean, it’s fine, and a necessary evil. I just wish a certain someone wasn’t president of the United States right now.

Tag yourself: How would your friends describe you?Friendly, silly.

We Are Number One: If you were a fictional character, would you be a villain?I don’t think so, no. People always tell me I’m too nice for my own good so lol.

[aceofstars16]

Lots of tags!

So, I was tagged twice for two different meme things so I thought I’d do both of them in the same tag thing haha xD

Tagged by @book-and-comic-fangirl

Birthday: May 16th

Gender: Female

Relationship status: Single

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff!!!! 

Time right now: 8:20 (guys, it’s 9:03...it took me forty minutes to do this...xD)

Lucky Favorite number: 16

Last thing I Googled: “feel again lyrics” I though it could apply to one of my OCs so I had to look up the lyrics...xD

Nicknames: Ace, Aceo, Swaya, Spammy (though no one has used Aceo or Swaya in YEARS xD)

Siblings: Yup! I’m the youngest of three, four if you include my sister-in-law. It goes my brother, my sister, then my other brother and his wife then me! (we are like the Pevensies in birth order, though not personality as much, though I’ve always related to Lucy...)

Height: Like 5′6 or 5′7, I have 5′7 on my permit so...I go with that xD

Favorite color: BLUE!!!!

Pets: Three cats, Alex, Ginger, and Juliet

Wake up and sleep time: Ha....hahah....ummm...it’s really bad right now...like...it changes every day but usually in between 12-2 am and then I get up like...between 10-12....hehe...*flops*

Average hours of sleep: I try to get at least 8, but I prefer 9 or 10

Love or lust: Love always

Coke or Pepsi: Both are pretty....eh...so Dr. Pepper or Root Beer or Sprite...like any of those, if I have to choose, Pepsi...but eh...not my favorite...xD

Day or night: Night usually, but I do like the daytime a lot too, at least when it’s not like freezing xD (but it’s been pretty warm recently so, both? xD)

Text or call: TEXT, calling is stressful...

Make up or natural: Natural, I only wear makeup on very rare occasions xD

Met a celebrity: Depends on your definition of celebrity? I’ve met Barlowgirl, Coach K, Penny Chennery, Ronnie Turcotte, John Flanagan, and Marissa Meyer...so??? And I’ve seen Rick Riordan, but I didn’t actually get to like...talk to him xD

Smile or eyes: Smile ^^

Light or dark hair: Both, I mean maybe lighter hair? But I don’t mind dark hair either?

Shorter or taller: Taller

Intelligence or attraction: Intelligence 

Chapstick or lipstick: Chapstick, I put on Burt’s Bees every night cause chapped lips are not fun xD

City or country: Hmm, I like both? Like, the city is nice because you are close to things, but I love the calmness of the country...but I also don’t like the bugs so...? Where I live is a good balance cause we live next to a greenbelt but we are like ten minutes away from downtown xD

Blankets I sleep with: Depends on the season, anywhere from one to like four (also depends on the kind of blanket xD)

Last song I listened to: Uhh, well “Live Forever” by Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors is playing right now (it’s such a calming song <333)

Favorite bands/artists: I like a looot, NEEDTOBREATHE is one of my faves but recently I’ve been listening to lots of Moana and Hamilton xD

Dream trip: Probably a road trip/just country trip to meet a lot of my friends! Though, I’d also love to go to Iceland, and Argentina, London, Italy, Ireland, and Switzerland...(okay but my list grew from last time because my family was actually talking about going to Europe so...yeah, but I REALLY want to go to Iceland...like...really, AND I want to go to the place where they filmed the last scene in TFA because my brother told me it was like in Scotland and I geeked out a little xD)

Favorite fictional character: HA! One? You want me to pick one??? Haha nah...that’s not happening...I have wayyyyy too many....here’s a few...there are like...a ton more tho...Obi Wan, Kanan, Ezra, Hera, Sabine, Ahsoka, Anakin, Rey, Finn, Jyn, Cassian, Bodhi, Chirrut, Chopper, BB8, Steve Rogers, Scott Lang, Peggy Carter, Edwin Jarvis, Sokka, Bolin, Percy, Leo, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, pretty much all of the Parks and Rec characters, Cinder, Thorne, Cress, Kai, Halt, Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon, Wally West, Felicity Smoak, Sophie, Dex, Fitz, Kefee, and Biana...Okay I’m stopping now! (okay but Alden too...and Elwin...and like...okay I love a lot of KoltC characters...xD)

What I’m wearing right now: Umm, my church shirt, khaki pants, fuzzy purple socks, and my brown jacket

When I made this blog: October 20th, 2013, I only know cause I made a post the day I made it xD

How many blogs I follow: 132

Posts:....206,009....dude...I don’t even...that’s a lot...xD

What do I post about: Lots of stuffs! Most recently Star Wars, but all of my fandoms really, and then some nature and faith things too ^^

When did your blog reach its peak: *shrugs* a few months ago I was getting like a lot of new followers but I don’t know? xD

Why did you choose your URL: I watched a movie called Ace of Hearts, I thought Aceofstars sounded cool, so that was my username on howrse and mweor. When I joined dA, that username was already taken, I added the 16 cause it’s my favorite number, and now I use it for like...everything...xD

Bonus question: If you are transported to the world of the book you are reading now, where would you be? Keeper of the Lost Cities world yaaass!!!! I mean technically it’s still our world? But with like, lots of cool lost cities and elves with cool powers and HEY I could be friends with Sophie and her friends! Even though I’m older than all of them....I SHALL PROTECT Y’ALL! Even though...they would do a better job of protecting themselves then I could...xD

Okay...that was long....NEXT TAG! xD

Tagged by @buurd

1. How old are you? 20, but I feel like I’m still 16ish...xD

2. What’s your current job? Ummm, student, occasional petsitter and fanfiction writer...even though I don’t get paid for that last one...xD

3. What are you talented at? Drawing and writing? 

4. What is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved)? I don’t know, finish school I guess? I also want to finally rework my novel and write a rough draft for it and one day publish it. And I have some longer fanfics I want to write and stuff, and continue to improve my writing and drawing? Also, get my license....you know why I’m adding this Buurd...xD

5. What’s your aesthetic? I love a looot, but my main ones are the stars, the ocean (particularly pictures inside waves as they are starting to fall), autumn, and anything blue, but I like a lot of other things too xD 

6. Do you collect anything? DUDE I collect movie tickets too! (though I may not have a place to keep them if I get a new itouch case cause that’s where I’m keeping them all...or a lot of them atm) And also stickers and socks...xD

7. What’s a topic you always talk about? Star Wars Rebels...and other various fandoms and my OCs

8. What’s a pet peeve of yours? I know one, I thought of another one a while ago...but I can’t remember...so, when people just stand behind me and watch when I’m on the computer...xD

9. Good advice to give? Go to sleep when you are tired...like...really, I was exhausted yesterday and I just kept not going to bed...also try your best not to procrastinate, reward yourself when you get something done if you need the motivation (even if it’s something small). I need to like...take my own advice..xD

10. What are three songs you’d recommend? “How Far I’ll Go” by Auli'i Cravalho (because MOANA), “Little Do You Know” by Alex and Sierra (I blame that SWR music video for my love of this song...xD) and “Be Here Long” by NEEDTOBREATHE (or “Great Night” if you want something super upbeat)

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Unusual questions (sorry I'm going to be that person but) all of them!!!!

Sorry it took a minute but there were a lot of questions lol thank you for asking!

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?

In regards to audio on tumblr SoundCloud otherwise I don't really use any of them

is your room messy or clean?

An organized mess

what color are your eyes?

Hazel

do you like your name? why?

I do but I don't like that I can't find it on any of those keychains or anything in stores

what is your relationship status?

Single

describe your personality in 3 words or less

Empathetic (with) sassy humor

what color hair do you have?

Blonde technically but it keeps getting darker over time

what kind of car do you drive? color?

Light green Subaru Forester

where do you shop?

Online

how would you describe your style?

Jeans and hoodies when I'm not working usually

favorite social media account

Tumblr

what size bed do you have?

King

any siblings?

2 older sisters

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

Probably Canada, I like colder weather and the scenery and nature there is breathtaking

favorite snapchat filter?

Don’t really have one

favorite makeup brand(s)

Don’t wear makeup

how many times a week do you shower?

At least 7, more if I’m on my period though

favorite tv show?

Doctor Who or Agents of SHIELD

shoe size?

11

how tall are you?

5’11

sandals or sneakers?

Sneakers

do you go to the gym?

Not as much as I wish I did

describe your dream date

Honestly I’m down for anything

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

As much as I made at work today I didn’t have the energy to go to the ATM

what color socks are you wearing?

black

how many pillows do you sleep with?

Two, one for me and a back up in case my cat takes over the one I was using

do you have a job? what do you do?

Yeah I have 2 I’m a server

how many friends do you have?

Enough

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

Knowingly been the other girl, and I don’t think I will ever forgive myself for it

whats your favorite candle scent?

Pumpkin spice/vanilla

3 favorite boy names

Not sure don’t think about guys much

3 favorite girl names

I love unisex names like Taylor, Danielle/Dani, Jamie, etc

favorite actor?

Eddie Redmayne

favorite actress?

Hayley Atwell

who is your celebrity crush?

Dominique Provost-Chalkley

favorite movie?

I don’t think I have one single favorite honestly

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

I used to read so so much but I don’t really have the time anymore, my favorite used to be Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver

money or brains?

Brains

do you have a nickname? what is it?

Nope

how many times have you been to the hospital?

I’ve never been admitted but my mom is a doctor so I used to go with her when she worked sometimes

top 10 favorite songs

God I have so many so here are a couple

Tequila by Dan + Shay

Unforgettable by Thomas Rhett

There’s No Way by Lauv feat. Julia Michaels

Ashes Of Eden by Breaking Benjamin

Tenerife Sea by Ed Sheeran

Black by Dierks Bentley

Endlessly by Green River Ordinance

Hell On The Heart by Eric Church

Mr Brightside by The Killers

Aint No Rest For The Wicked by Cage The Elephant

do you take any medications daily?

Yes

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

Both

what is your biggest fear?

Being left

how many kids do you want?

Not sure, but if I do have them I want to adopt or foster

whats your go to hair style?

Ponytail

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

Apartment

who is your role model?

My mom

what was the last compliment you received?

A girl told me I was cute and honestly best feeling ever

what was the last text you sent?

“Tell Penny I love her”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

Idk probably like 7/8

what is your dream car?

I don’t really have one honestly

opinion on smoking?

Cigarettes are nasty as all fuck but I don’t care about weed as long as it’s not your entire personality

do you go to college?

Yup

what is your dream job?

Probably a park ranger

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

Rural

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

Definitely

do you have freckles?

A few but they aren’t too noticeable unless you’re looking closely

do you smile for pictures?

Yes

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

Currently? 8,269 but like 90% of them are memes

have you ever peed in the woods?

Yes lol

do you still watch cartoons?

You betcha

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

Burger King

Favorite dipping sauce?

For chicken nuggets ketchup but for fries I like ranch

what do you wear to bed?

Usually just underwear but sometimes like if I have brand new clean sheets and get in right after a shower I don’t wear anything. Try it, best feeling ever

have you ever won a spelling bee?

Yes in 5th grade

what are your hobbies?

I love hiking, listening to music, reading and writing though I definitely don’t read as much as I used to.

can you draw?

If I’m looking right at what I’m drawing I’m alright, otherwise not well at all

do you play an instrument?

Barely piano

what was the last concert you saw?

Mayday Parade

tea or coffee?

Tes

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

Dunkin

do you want to get married?

To the right person absolutely

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

First initial is D and I’m not actually sure what her last name is

are you going to change your last

name when you get married?

what color looks best on you?

Black

do you miss anyone right now?

Absolutely

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

I live alone so bedroom door open

do you believe in ghosts?

I do not